text messages 1451 - 1500

1451. Until one feels the spirit of Christmas, there is no Christmas. All else is outward display - so much tinsel and decorations. For it isn't the holly, it isn't the snow. It isn't the tree, not the firelight's glow. It's the warmth that comes to the hearts of men when the Christmas spirit returns again. Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!

1452. Christmas may be a day of feasting, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved. I love you my friend and enjoy the season! =)

1453. Thought of this season: My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

1454. Do you know what Christmas is? It's simple. Christ Has Risen In Spite The Most Adverse Sacrifices. Please pass to all your friends and spread the good news!

1455. I've already told Santa what I want for Christmas. A friend who will stay forever. So, if a fat man comes around and tries to wrap you up, please cooperate. =) Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

1456. A friend holds your hand when you are scared, makes you smile when you are down, hugs you when you need comfort and buys you gifts during Christmas! Yehey! Hi friend!

1457. Everyday, I ask God why I do have someone like you in my life? Last night, I had a dream, God answered my prayer with a simple sentence, "You deserve a friend that never fades!"

1458. I'd rather go blind than see you walk away from me. I rather be deaf than hear you hate me. I'd rather lose everything than lose you! Coz what would everything mean if I ain't got you?

1459. Someone who is very fast could easily escape from a gun, but he can never avoid the bullet. Just like love, you could easily avoid someone but never the love that strikes the heart. Good morning!

1460. We've greeted everyone a Merry Christmas but did you greet our savior Jesus Christ a happy birthday? Pass this to as many as you can. After sending this, there's no miracle. Will you do it for Him?

1461. Wishing you all the timeless treasures of Christmas, the warmth of home, the love of family and the company of good friends. Have a blessed Christmas!

1462. If God gave you a dozen roses and you ask why there are no thorns, God would just smile, show His bleeding hands and say "I took them away to save you from pain." Merry Christmas!

1463. May the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ bring you and your family endless prosperity, blessings and peace of mind that you truly deserve. Merry Christmas!

1464. C-hrist gave H-imself as a R-eward so that I-ndividual know the S-acrifices T-hat he did for M-ankind to A-chieve the gift of S-alvation. Merry Christmas!

1465. Merry Christmas! May God shower us more with His blessings. May we find life's true meaning as we further reflect on this blessed season. More love, happiness, success and good health!

1466. Take some time to smile when you're sad, to rest when you're tired, to love if you're feeling empty and to let go if you need to. Time endures, time heals. In this life, just take some time for yourself.

1467. Love ain't easy, I know. There is pain, but if ever you'll fall because of hurt, andito lang ako ha? Just tell me where it hurts and I'll do my best to make it better.

1468. Giving up doesn't mean you are weak. Instead, it proves that you are strong to let go of the things that are important to you. Love is not what makes you complete but it is when you learn to be unselfish.

1469. I'll give up love dreams for a dream of you. I'd exchange one million tomorrows for one day with you. I'd trade all my memories for just one memory of you. But if there's one thing I'd never give up, it's you.

1470. Some romances end for all kind of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: they are shooting stars; a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they're gone. - The Notebook.

1471. As I grow old, my realization about life becomes deeper, problems got bigger, situations become more complicated and I know tha you are just like me, sometimes, we wish we could go back to the time when the only man in our life was our dad, our only bestfriend was our mom, and any pain could be healed by just a band aid and chocolates.

1472. I learned how to love without expecting something in return. For a while, it felt good but soon enough, I had to stop. Why? Because the more I love the person, the more I lose myself. =(

1473. I was told not to hurt the heart of whom I love so much. But when I was so busy taking care of that heart, I never noticed my own was slowly dying.

1474. You're in my life for a reason, thus, I welcome you into my heart with open arms. Thanks for gift of your friendship. It's not how short or long you stay. The point is: you came! =)

1475. Without friends, you are like a book that nobody bothers to pick. But as long as I'm here, you are not only best-selling, you'll always be my greatest collection!

1476. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and canola oil is made from canola seeds, then what is baby oil made from?

1477. A sexy starlet was asked why she broke off with her politician boyfriend. She replied, "I saw him in swimming trunk one day, he looked so different without his wallet."

1478. The eyes are the organs for seeing. The ears are the organs for hearing. The nose is the organ for smelling. The tongue is the organ for tasting someone else's organ. Hehehe.

1479. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =)

1480. Use violet in a sentence. "Oh no! I lost my phone! Okay lang. I'll violet!"

1481. Reports have it that Congress intends to ammend the Bible after they are done with the Constitution. I think they intend to abolish Hell before their terms here on earth expire.

1482. What is the difference between Love Marriage and Arranged Marriage? The first one is a perfect suicide and the second is a planned murder!

1483. Sign over a bar... "If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance."

1484. Nang una kitang makita, sabi ko, kompetensya. Pero nang maging friend na kita, nasabi ko na lang, "Shucks! Iba na talaga ang aming tropa, panay Dyosa!"

1485. Magpapaalam sana ako sa iyo, sabi ko, aalis na ako. Niyakap kita at bumulong ka rin sa akin, akala ko, pipigilan mo ako pero sabi mo, "Huwag! Huwag ka nang bumalik."

1486. Boy: Tahimik ka na naman. Girl: Wala. Boy: Galit ka ba? Girl: Hindi. Boy: Huwag ka na magalit. Girl: Hindi naman ako galit. Boy: May nagawa ba ako? Girl: Wala nga. Boy: Bakit ayaw mo akong kausapin? Girl: Hindi kasi tayo magkakilala.

1487. Nahihiya ako sa iyo, hindi na kita tinitext eh, busy kasi ako masyado. Ikaw? Bakit hindi mo ako tinitext? Hindi ka ba nahihiya??! (*_*)

1488. Life ko? Ok lang! Simple kahit komplikado. Payapa kahit magulo. Madali kahit mahirap. Galing noh? Kaya mahal ko ang life ko eh! Malinaw kahit malabo. Dagdagan pa ng tulad mo na mabait pero may toyo!

1489. Kapag may problema ka, lapitan mo ako, hindi kita iiwan. Yayakapin kita ng mahigpit, at itatanong ko sa iyo, "Anong gusto mo? Matador, Fundador or Emperador? Tara na!"

1490. Wife: Love, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na ito, let's make love! Husband: Cheh! Tumigil ka nga! Maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw, hindi na.

1491. Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba mas sweet ang iba? - Fruitcake.

1492. Ano ang tawag sa higanteng mais? Eh di kapre-corn!

1493. An old couple saw an X-rated movie for the first time. In the middle of the movie, biglang tumayo si lola. Sinampal si lolo! Pak! "Damuho ka! Tumanda na tayo, pwede palang kainin yun!"

1494. Baboy: Hirap ng buhay natin, no? Manok: Oo nga! Lagi na lang tayong nali-lechon. Buti pa itong unggoy, pabasa-basa lang ng text! Tumawa pa!

1495. Sometimes love leaves a big scar in your heart. But don't let it stain your life, it only means, the bigger the scar you had, the malaking tanga you were.

1496. Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali, gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog! - Briefs.

1497. Kapag tinanong ka ng boyfriend mo kung gaano mo sya kamahal, ito ang sabihin mo. "Hindi pa ba sapat na nilabag ko ang batas namin? Na ang Dyosa ay bawal makipagrelasyon sa lamanlupa?!"

1498. Nanay: Kumusta ang date mo anak? Effective ba ang payo ko na maglagay ng siling labuyo sa dede mo para hindi galawin ng boyfriend mo? Dalaga: Hay naku inay! Palpak! Bicolano ang boyfriend ko. Ganado!

1499. Panakip butas mo lang pala ako! - Panty.

1500. What can be? What can be? What can be bitiw bigla. What can be bitiw bigla ha ha. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit, maglalayag patungong langit!

Contributors:
1451-1453, 1465, 1484-1493: Asha (+63917898***7)
1454-1455, 1466-1475: Madamme J (+63928625***8)
1456: Arnel
1457-1459: Joy (+63910727***1)
1460: Zephyr (+63926688***5)
1461: Wendy
1462: Precious (+88691023***4)
1463: Mylene (+63917806***8)
1464: Tekla
1476-1483: Abet (+63917866***0)
1494-1496: Eroica
1497-1498: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1499: Tsina
1500: Irish

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text messages 1401 - 1450

1401. I have deposited love, joy, prosperity, peace laughter plus all kinds of blessings in your ATM account. Use without limit. The pin code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.

1402. At the moment you don't think much of it, we just don't recognize the most significant moment of our lives. Back then, you're gonna think there'll be other days, never realizing that was the only day.

1403. Prayer is not an optional extra nor is it a last resort when all other methods have failed. When man works, man works. When man prays, God works. Good evening!

1404. Before, choices were always easy. I never had to choose between things that I liked and I liked more. But now, no matter which one I pick, it seems to be wrong and I always end up losing what I really wanted.

1405. Christ is the arm that will hold you at your weakest; the eye that will see you at your darkest; and the heart that will love you at your worst. God bless.

1406. Mind teaser. You can't see me in a day, but you can see me twice in a week, but I appear only once in a year and twice in a decade. What am I?

1407. It is not how you build your dreams that makes you different but how high your faith in God can climb. It's not how many goals you've reached but how many lives you've touched. Good morning!

1408. I know your life goes on without me, that you can be happy without me, that you can enjoy life. But even if you've forgotten me, I will still choose to be there for you and be your nicest stranger forever. Take care!

1409. Do you believe in soulmates? They say they are two people constantly in search for one another without them even knowing. Soulmates are meant to be together forever, that's why they continuously search for each other, against time and space. Lucky are those who actually cross paths, however, they just cross, but who said they could actually be together?

1410. Someone asked me why I hold on to him, I smiled. What made me care for him, I stayed silent. They asked why of all people I chose him, I said, "In a world of lies, he is the only truth I know."

1411. Peace of mind is the greatest asset we can have for happy and healthy living. This is an inner victory which only comes from knowing God intimately.

1412. Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life, not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. Good morning!

1413. The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. =)

1414. If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody.

1415. Whenever I watch romantic movies, witness people kiss and make up, or listen to a love song, I smile and feel good because I know love still works, if not for me, at least, for others.

1416. What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum!

1417. People fall in love not knowing why nor how. It's so special. A feeling that it doesn't require much answers. You just love no matter how stupid you become.

1418. To the parents: Be kind and friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when you are old.

1419. Don't let your mind become cluttered with worry, it leaves less room for the good stuff. Pray, relax, let go! Let God take over your life. Good day!

1420. Eventhough I wasn't sure exactly what to say, I talked to God and spoke your name. I prayed for you last night. I asked the Lord to give you more strength, to calm you from stress, to free you from the things you fear and bathe your mind with rest. I asked the Lord to help you in the uphill days to come. I asked our precious loving God to complete what He's begun. He whispered in the quiet and filled my heart with peace. He said that you are deeply loved, that His grace will not cease.

1421. Do you know what it feels like to wake up everyday feeling hopeless? That the love of your life is waking up with the wrong person? But still wishing somehow they would find happiness, even if it's not with you. -Albert, Hitch.

1422. Live your life with so much love in your heart that if, by mistake, you were sent to hell, the devil himself would deliver you up to paradise. - Paulo Coelho

1423. For the drunks: A big hangover lasts only a day, but our funny, happy, sad, truthful, embarassing drunken memories will last forever! - Anonymous.

1424. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk! =)

1425. Friends make us brave when we are afraid, make us strong when we are weak, but most of all, they teach us to hold on to them when tears keep on falling.

1426. Ale: Lahat ng Congressman ay magnanakaw! Lalake: Ang sakit nyo namang magsalita. Ale: Bakit? Congressman ka ba? Lalake: Hindi po! Magnanakaw po ako!

1427. Hindi lahat ng bumabagsak, nagsusummer! - Erik Morales.

1428. Anong tawag sa babaeng alam ang kinaroroonan ng asawa nya, every second, every minute, every hour of every day, 7 days a week? Answer: Biyuda!

1429. Guy1: Alam mo, last month, isinama ko ang girlfriend ko sa bahay ng lolo kong milyonaryo. Guy2: Oh, bakit malungkot ka? Anong nangyari? Guy1: Ayun, lola ko na sya ngayon!

1430. Ano ang difference ng girlfriend at asawa? Ang girlfriend ay nililigawan, ang asawa ay inililigaw!

1431. Miriam Santiago's watch is made jointly by Japan's Seiko and France's Patek Philippe. The brand name of the watch "Seikopatek".

1432. Ngayong may paparating na bagyo, kailangan tayong maghanda. Kaya ako, pinatiklop ko na ang billboard ko. Kayo ba?

1433. I have 5 Louis Vuittons, I bring Gucci, Balenciaga, Valentino and Prada! Can't help it if my things are expensive! - Gretchen Baretto. May lalaban? Sa pagiging insekyora?

1434. Breaking News: Tinanggal na raw ni Morales si Pacquiao sa Friendster nya! Ay, ang taray ng kuya mo!

1435. Doc: Nasa isip mo ba ang pamilya mo? Baliw: Oo naman! (Doc natuwa...) Doc: Asan ba ang pamilya mo? Baliw: Nasa isip ko nga, di ba? Toink!

1436. Nurse: Doc, bakit tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente? Doc: Alin, yung bakla? Nurse: Opo. Baka sabihin, namimili tayo, porke't bading sya. Doc: Ano naman ang raraspahin ko sa kanya?!

1437. Would it be sweet if you're lying in your bed with your loved one holding your hand, touching your face while saying, "Let's rock honey! Para sarap gising natin tomorrow! Rarr!!

1438. Hindi lahat ng party, nakakapagpasaya. - Third Party.

1439. Butterfly din naman ako eh, brown nga lang! - ipis (hek hek hek!)

1440. Minsan, may bumatok sa akin sabay sabi: "Matauhan ka na nga, hindi ka nya mahal at hindi na mamahalin pa!" Nasabi ko na lang: so dapat talaga, may batok?!

1441. Bata: Itay, sabi ng genie, bibigyan daw nya ako ng isang wish! Itay: Wow! Sabihin mo, sana manalo ang tatay mo sa lotto bukas! Next day, nanalo ng lotto ang driver nila!

1442. How come I? How come I? How come I? Di kita iiwan sa paglalakbay, dito sa mundong walang katiyakan. How come I? Hindi kita bibitawan sa paglalakbay sa mundo ng kawalan!

1443. I've changed. I'm no longer a princess. Sad noh? I just found out that my parents are Greek, therefore, I'm a goddess! Oh yeah! Hahaha!

1444. Boys are too demanding! They'll get all from you, hug, kiss, even your virginity! After they used you, they'll just leave you with the words, "Ayoko na, sawa na ako!" Tell him, "Yabang mo, liit naman ng sa iyo!"

1445. We exist temporarily thru what we take, but we live forever thru what we give. It's better to give than to receive. So, paano? Gift ko na lang sa Pasko ha!

1446. Every second, I remember you. Every minute, I miss you. Every hour, I care for you. It's all because... malapit na ang Pasko! Gift ko ha?! Happy New Year!

1447. Dear God, please take care of this person. Bait po yan, and feel ko po, sya ang pinaka-unang magbibigay sa aking ng regalo sa Pasko! Amen!

1448. September. October. November. December. Ang bilis no? Merry Christmas! At least, ako ang unang bumati sa iyo!

1449. Merry Christmas! Hehehe. Send ko na ngayon, kasi baka wala nang unlimited sa December. Happy New Year na rin ha! =)

1450. Small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a brother." Santa Claus wrote back, "Send me your mother!" Hohohoho! Merry Christmas!

Contributors:
1401-1420, 1443-1445: Asha (+63917898***7)
1421-1424, 1432-1441, 1447: Eroica
1425: Deejayz
1426-1431: Abet (+63917866***0)
1442: Ronsky (+63916764***7)
1446: Precious (+88691023***4)
1448: Jaz (+63921569***4)
1449. Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1450: Anime (+63918613***0)

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text messages 1351 - 1400

1351. Ask me to love another, I will. Ask me to shout louder, I will. Ask me to be low and alone, I will but ask me to let you go, I won't.

1352. Astronauts nightmare is to be trapped in space. A painter's nightmare is to ruin a masterpiece. My nightmare is to lose someone like you.

1353. They told me I'm crazy I dreamt the sun was radiating blue but the doctors cleared me it was just a case of too much missing you.

1354. You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

1355. When did we become friends? I can't really say, I know it grew a little every single day, it had a simple start but it grew to fill an empty space in my heart.

1356. The heart hides what you can't say but the eyes say what the heart tries to hide, it would hurt less to hear a sounding bye than hear a stay and see in the eyes that it's a lie.

1357. Love is never measured by the times he made you laugh but by the number of times he made you smile after you cry.

1358. When you feel restless waiting for that someone to pay attention or even notice you, look back, maybe there's someone patiently waiting feeling the same as you do.

1359. I never knew how it is to love until I found you. I never knew how much I loved you until I lost you.

1360. Being in love is like jumping off a building, in the beginning you don't care about anything and just enjoying the ride, it is the sudden stopping that hurts.

1361. A friend accepts you just as you are, who you are in your friend's eyes gives you a glimpse of who you are in God's eyes.

1362. My hands were made to touch you, my lips were made to kiss you, my eyes are crying for you coz I know that my heart was made to love you.

1363. The greatest challenge of being a friend is not listening when words are spoken but hearing and feeling even when there's nothing but silence.

1364. Love doesn't count on the laughter that you shared but the number of tears and pain that you try to get over with for the sake of holding on.

1365. I don't think I'm inlove with you. "Inlove" means the state of being, temporary fleeting. "Love" on the other hand is constant, never changing. So, I don't think I'm inlove with you, because I know I love you.

1366. You know what lonely means? It's when you go to bed at night without anyone to say "I love you." And when you wake up, you open your eyes and realize that nothing's changed... you are still alone.

1367. Goodbye has it's essence. Whether you believe it or not, it has its ways to touch your heart. Don't hate it, but instead, cherish it. Because goodbye reminds us that everything ends, everything fades. What is important is we learn to say goodbye to meet again, learned to let go to find again and learned to move on to love again.

1368. UN conducted a worldwide survey with this question: "Would you please give your honest opinion about shortage of food in the rest of the world?" Survey failed! Because in Africa, they didn't know what food is. In China, they didn't know what opinion is. In Europe, they didn't know what shortage is. Filipino leaders interviewed didn't know what honest mean. France didn't know what please is. And American leaders didn't know the rest of the world!

1369. It is better to devote more attention to a successful exit than a favorable entrance. What matters isn't being applauded when you arrive but being missed when you leave.

1370. I hope someday you would remember me as me who always smile even when my life is not that perfect and the one who would always try to brighten up your day even if I couldn't brighten up my own.

1371. The importance of something is seen when it's done. The worth of someone is realized when they're gone. For it will always be a mystery that we realize the essence when it's already a memory.

1372. Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do a thing, but you are bound to do something else. Something hurts you yet you know it shouldn't. You take certain things for granted, even when you know you should never take things for granted. A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. And most of us live somewhere in the middle.

1373. Dear God, we ask for Your divine mercy and protection as super typhoon approaches our nation. Seal our homes with your most precious blood. Amen.

1374. What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. And those who understand it call it life.

1375. Minsan, nag-aaral akong maggitara. Masakit sa kamay, mahirap pag-aralan. Dun ko lang naisip na ang gitara, parang love. Kailangan munang masaktan para may matutunan.

1376. Doing sex by profession: Doctors do it in order; DJs do it by request; Dentists do it orally; Medreps do it with samples; Nurses do it by rounds; Accountants do it without losing their balance; but call center agents are the best because they do it whenever you call.

1377. Two words that guy and girl don't want to hear and afraid of: for a girl, "It's over!" For a guy, "I'm delayed." Tama ba?

1378. Thought for the night: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where you get shitty ideas. Have a nice fart!

1379. If they say, "Good looks could kill," then, please, don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

1380. If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

1381. If it weren't for that damned sun, I would have been the hottest thing ever created.

1382. Thought of the day: Why get married and make one miserable when you can stay single and make others miserable? =)

1383. Look at the world as a big fruit cake. It would not be complete without a few sweets and nuts. Sweets like me and nuts like you! Joke joke joke!

1384. I am not a super rich tropa, hindi mapera, walang car, pero ito ang tandaan mo, kahit wala akong yaman, friend mo pa rin ako kahit hampaslupang maganda lang ako! =)

1385. Sa likod ng mga ngiti, may mga luha. Sa likod ng mga biro, nagtatago ang problema. Hindi ka man laging tunay na masaya, tandaan mo, sa likod ng bawat tao, may pwet!

1386. Mahirap kapag walang nagmamahal, walang kadamay sa problema, madalas walang kausap, malamig ang pasko, damay pati valentines. Pero mas mahirap mag-isa sa seesaw! Hindi ba? Wawa :(

1387. Misis1: Suko na ako sa mister ko. Lagi na lang akong binubugbog bago niroromansa! Misis2: Mas grabe yung mister ko. Binubugbog ako tapos si Inday ang niroromansa!

1388. The most difficult, depressing question for a college student: "Anak, kumusta ang grades mo?" =)

1389. I am not a rich friend, walang gimik, walang luxurious car, walang mga condo, pero ito ang tandaan mo, kahit wala ako ng mga yan, friends pa rin tayo kahit alindog lang meron ako.

1390. Ang problema dumarating yan sa lahat ng tao, matatag man o mahina. Pero kapag hindi mo na kaya, andito lang ako. Jarannn!! Isa pang problema!

1391. Isang eroplano ang babagsak. Captain: Meidey! Meidey! Emergency landing, meidey! meidey! Biglang umextra ang isang ngongo. Ngongo: Meidey? Sinong may meidey? Hapi meidey! =)

1392. Aalis ka? Kung oo, huwag kang lilingon. Huwag mo akong titingnan, huwag mo akong pansinin. Basta lakad lang, dahil sa oras na gawin mo yun, papalibre ako!

1393. Sabi nila, kapag nadapa ka, bumangon ka! Sabi ko naman, paano kung madapa ako sa ibabaw ng hubad na katawan ng lalaking kinababaliwan ko? Sige nga, babangon pa ba ako? =)

1394. Sa lahat ng numero, 7 ang pinaka-ayoko!!! - ABS-CBN.

1395. Lagi mong tatandaan na kahit ano man ang mangyari, nasa likuran mo lang ako parati. - puwet.

1396. Girl1: Idedemanda ko ang boss ko ng sexual harassment! Biruin mo, inamoy nya ang buhok ko! Girl2: Grabe ka naman, para yun lang eh! Crush ka nun, anong masama dun? Girl1: Unano yung boss ko!

1397. Ano ang theme song ng magboyfriend na bulag? Love is blind. Mag-asawang bulag? Perfect combination. Ang nagsesex na bulag? Dito ba? Dito ba? Dito ba?

1398. Masaya ang love, lalo na kung love nyo ang isa't isa. Ang mahirap lang, kapag may karibal ka. Pero kung sa tingin mo, mas lamang ka talaga, isigaw mo lang: "Atras sya, abante ako!" Hehehe.

1399. Tama ka nga, sexy ako. Pero naaalala mo lang naman ako kapag nag-iinit yang katawan mo! Alam mo bang nanliliit ako sa tuwing ako'y ginagamit mo? - Safeguard.

1400. Text na text ka na ba sa idol mo? Just text "KUKOTE" (space) Message and send to 09195947635. Ex: KUKOTE Ang gwapo mo talaga! Text na! at si Kukote mismo ang magrereply sa iyo!!! =)

Contributors:
1351-1365, 1379-1382, 1386-1396: Asha (+63917898***7)
1366-1368, 1376-1378: Eroica
1369-1371: Joy (+63910727***1)
1372: Arnel
1373: Madame J (+63928625***8)
1374-1375, 1400: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1383-1385: Tekla
1397: Precious (+88691023***4)
1398-1399: Deejayz

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text messages 1301 - 1350

1301. As we walk through life, there will be times when you won't see me beside you, don't think I left you alone. I just chose to walk behind you so I could catch you right away if you fall.

1302. It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

1303. You can close your eyes with the things you don't wanna see but you can never close your heart with the things you don't wanna feel.

1304. To define a friend would be a hard thing to do cause I know I haven't been one to you. But naming a friend would be an easy thing to do because I know that I have found one in you.

1305. The difficulty is not dying for your love but in finding a love worth dying for.

1306. Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted.

1307. You do your things, I do mine. I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. You are you, I am I, is there a chance for it to be "You and I"?

1308. You seem like a sundae in a cup with mallows on top, so very sweet that I wish it would never stop. How I wish I were the cup so I can hug you from bottom to top.

1309. It's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with you that makes me happy.

1310. Love demands a loving deed when you see someone in need. Don't just say you love him true, prove it by the deeds you do.

1311. Stars are like friends, there is always some around you, you just have to find your favorite one! And you are my favorite star of them all.

1312. You shouldn't be stupid enough to fall in love with someone who is stupid enough not to fall in love with you.

1313. A friend like you is like a shooting star amongst the million stars in the sky. You let yourself fall from heaven to make me smile.

1314. If the wishing star offered to give me either a million dollars or the greatest friend in the world I'd take the million dollars cause I've already got the greatest friend in the world.

1315. Loving someone means giving him the freedom to find his way whether it leads him towards you or away from you.

1316. Friendship has one law. Never make your friend feel alone till you are there! So, disturb your friends as much as you can, like what i'm doing now.

1317. The greatest disease in the world isn't medical. It's being unwanted, unloved & uncared for. We can cure physical diseases but the only cure for despair is love. There are those who are dying for a piece of bread but many more are dying for a piece of love. Share it everyday. - Grey's Anatomy.

1318. If you want somebody for a day, get a date. If you want somebody for a week, get a fling. If you want somebody for a year, get a love. But if you want somebody for life, get a friend. You got me here!

1319. Until you find the person who completes you, you would never know that all along, you are only half of what you were meant to be. Find someone who completes you. Your other half, your better half. Someone whom you can't live without. And when you find that someone, don't let go. Never take that someone for granted. For when you lose that person, it will be very hard to live a life having only half of what you were.

1320. Sometimes emotions burst when it is tightly kept. I just want you to know that if there's something wrong, always remember three things: I'm here... I will listen... and I will never leave you.

1321. We don't choose the person we fall for. It just hits us like a bullet and ... bang! We couldn't feel it at first, unless we see ourselves bleeding.

1322. When God is involved, anything can happen. Be open. God has a beautiful way of bringing good vibrations out of broken chords.

1323. I thought you're just one of the many acquiantances I'd meet through out life but knowing you slowly became a pleasant surprise. Now I understand what they mean when they say blessing in disguise.

1324. Once there was a butterfly in my palm, but I let it flew. Not because I don't love it but because I wanted it to enjoy with the flowers & the bees. Keeping it in my palm won't make it the best butterfly it can be. So from a distance I'm happier watching it fly & play in the garden while the sun is still shining because when the rain comes, I'll know if it truly loves me, it will fly back to me.

1325. Something to ponder on: The things that makes us different from anybody else are the things that make us beautiful. So don't change just to fit into someone else's standard. Be the standard.

1326. Miss, alam mo bang exam ako? Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

1327. Kung bola ka, at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.

1328. Uy! Papicture tayo! Para ma-develop tayo sa isa't isa!

1329. Excuse me, are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.

1330. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Kasi type kita.

1331. Kumakain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo eh.

1332. Surgeon ka ba? Kasi ikaw lang ang nagkapagbukas ng puso ko!

1333. Paano nga ba naman makakalabas ang usok kung ang chimineya ay barado ng dumi at niyebe, ipalinis ito ngayon din! - Ms. Minchin.

1334. Boy: Uy, ang ganda ng ipin mo ha, parang exams. Tony: Huh? Baket naman? Boy: One seat apart!

1335. Problemado ka ba at walang pera?! Ito ang sagot dyan. Just text NANAY(space)PENGE(space)PERA(amount) at isend sa number nya! Ang dali, di ba?

1336. Trivia: Alam mo bang kapag ininom mo ang katas ng damong makahiya, mas mabisa pa sa Viagra kung erection din lang ang pag-uusapan? May side effect nga lang. Kapag nasagi, titiklop!

1337. Alam mo bang sa tuwing ika'y umaawit, naisip ko, sa radyo ka na lang kaya kumanta, o kaya, sa tv. Alam mo kung bakit? Para madaling patayin. =)

1338. Baka may kilala kang lalaki na interesadong magtrabaho sa Dunkin Donuts, irecommend ko sya. 15K ang starting pay, with uniform shirt and tie pero walang pants kasi ang trabaho nya, taga butas ng donut!

1339. Wife: Hon, kain ka na. Husband: Busog pa ako. Wife: Hindi naman food eh, yung sa akin. Husband: Busog pa nga ako, birthday ng secretary ko, nagpakain din sya!

1340. Sabi nila, find a serious friend, yung tuturuan ka ng tama, yung dadalhin ka sa mabuti, yung the best! Natawa ako, kasi sa isip ko, saan naman ako kukuha nun eh puro may sayad kayo!

1341. BF: Honey, yung binili kong PH Care para sa iyo, wala yatang bisa. Bakit ganito pa rin ang amoy at lasa ng ano mo? GF: Ewan ko nga ba, eh gabi-gabi, isang kutsara naman ang iniinom ko!

1342. No words can tell how much I appreciate you... No words nga eh! Press ka pa ng press... No words nga! NO WORDS! No words mare! =)

1343. Ano ka sa past life mo? Get the 4th letter of your name. Ito yun: A-Fairy, B-Tutule, C-Unggoy, D-Baboy ramo, E-Halimaw sa Banga, F-Uhog, G-Uod, H-Bakla, I-Palakang bukid, J-Kulangot sa pader, K-Sirena, L-Pusang gala, M-Asong ulol, N-Tipaklong, O-Alikabok, P-Tutubing karayom, Q-Bakulaw, R-Bulate, S-Kampupot, T-Langaw-tae, U-Tae, V-Alipunga, W-Libag sa singit, X-Almoranas, Y-Kuhol, Z-Hadhad. Hahaha! Badtrip ka ba? Ganti ka na lang sa iba!

1344. Dahil sa lungkot ng mga Mexicano kay Pacquiao matapos pabagsakin sina Barrera, Marquez, Larios at Morales, ilalaban na ang huling alas nila... si Zorro!

1345. Boom talong, talong! Boom talong, talong! Saluyot, saluyot Baah! Gooh! Onng! Naks, kinanta nya. Dahil kinanta mo, ikaw ang bigatin! Hehehe.

1346. Kikay girls don't make habol guys kasi sayang their footspa. So, if you're planning to cry for just a guy, think! Then say, Ay, not na lang. Sayang my make-up, kakapagod magretouch.

1347. Kahit nasasaktan ang isang tao, pinipili pa rin nyang magmahal. Bakit? Sus! Nagtanong pa! Syempre, malandi eh! Hindi talaga natuto! Hehehe.

1348. Daga1: Ako tapang! Kain ako Racumin! Daga2: Mas tapang ako, kain ako cheese with mouse trap. Daga3: Ako tapang sa lahat! Daga2: Bakit? Daga3: Nagsex kami ng pusa!

1349. Pagkatapos mong magpakahirap akong makuha, bibilugin mo lang ako?! - kulangot.

1350. Hindi lahat ng bold star at bottomless, bastos! - Winnie the Pooh.

Contributors:
1301-1315: Asha (+63917898***7)
1316-1325: Kitchie
1326-1332: Yumipitz
1333-1334: Bek Evangelista
1335-1341: Abet (+63917866***0)
1342-1344: Erica
1345-1346: Tekla
1347: Anime (+63918613***0)
1348-1350: Irish

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text messages 1251 - 1300

1251. We choose how we see people. When we want to like someone, we can be so tolerant. When we want to be irritated by people, we focus on their faults. It's not other people's behavior that determines how we feel about them, it's our attitude!

1252. Let instruction and knowledge mean more to you than silver or finest gold. Wisdom is worth more than precious jewels or anything else you desire. Good day!

1253. In life, there are five balls to juggle: family, friends, health, work and love. Only work is made of rubber, the rest are made of glass, don't drop any!

1254. Love is complex, it can hurt, it can be great. But never ask anyone to define love because love was never meant to be explained, it is supposed to be felt.

1255. Do you know why I love solitude so much? It's because in this state, I break free from a dangerous society where people have nothing to do but break my heart.

1256. Sometimes, two people decide to be just friends even if they still love each other and I often wonder why? I suppose it's not the love that's so hard to sustain, but the commitment that complicates everything.

1257. When you know things are not meant for you, learn to let go. It doesn't mean you are weak but you are strong. Strong enough to fight the urge of wanting something you are not supposed to have.

1258. Don't be afraid to take chances even if it might get you hurt. Just be strong and take it because you might miss that single chance that would change your life and make you really happy.

1259. In the cruel world of love, I've learned that promises aren't contracts, kisses aren't assurance, sweet words aren't guarantees, big hugs aren't bonds and that nothing is permanent in this life. One day, she's mine, the next day, she's gone. Last night she was sweet, the next morning, she's insensitive. Yesterday, I cried, tonight, I despair, but tomorrow, I'll be strong. I've tried so hard, it still seems not enough. Life is so unfair!

1260. Success is: To laugh often and much. To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children. To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty. To find the best in others. To live the world a little better. To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. Good day!

1261. Love is like handling someone a gun, having them point it at your heart, and trusting them to never pull the trigger. - Spongebob.

1262. As we unburden ourselves to God, He lifts the weight for us. For every ounce of trust we place in Him, He pays us a pound of His blessings. God loves us!

1263. Hope you spend the day being what you like to be, seeing what you love to see, doing what you plan to do and having all your prayers come true! Good morning!

1264. The rain may cover the sun, but we know that the sun never forgets to shine just like you. We might not see each other but you always shine in my mind. Good morning!

1265. Life is a dance, sometimes we lead, sometimes we follow. Don't worry about what we don't know. What's important is we learn as we go. Good morning!

1266. Angels fly not because of their wings, but because they have no burdens in their heart. Lift everything to God and you will walk around like an angel! Good morning!

1267. Prayers are very powerful. The devil smiles when we are weak, he laughs when we are too busy, he giggles when we are afraid but he trembles when we pray. So, pray always!

1268. Sleep well, sleep tight, sleep silently into the night. Here is your pillow. Toink! Here is your kiss. Mwah! Here is your hug. Mmmmhhh. Here is your angel, Ahem. saying I love you! Good night!

1269. Siguro, kailangan nating madapa kasi merong mas tamang paraan ng pagtayo. Kailangan nating umiyak kasi hindi lahat kayang itago ng tawa. Kailangan nating masaktan kasi meron pa tayong dapat matutunan. Good morning!

1270. Minsan, pasaway talaga ang tao, hindi mo naman inaaya, darating at sasali sa mundo mo. Ang masakit, kung kelan apektado ka na sa kanya, saka pa sya aalis tangay ang mundong dating sa iyo lang. =(

1271. Minsan, itinutulak mo ang isang tao palayo sa iyo, kasi, alam mong babalik din sya. Pero mag-ingat ka sa pagtulak mo. Kasi, baka kapag narealize mong mahalaga sya sa iyo, hindi mo na sya mahila pabalik sa iyo.

1272. X - bansag sa mga past lovers natin. But don't you know na sa Math, X stands for unknown? Talaga bang kinalimutan mo na sya? O talagang hindi na kinikilala kahit mahal mo pa? =(

1273. Kapag naiisip kita, napapangiti ako. Kapag namimiss kita, kinikilig ako. Kapag sinasabi ko sa sarili ko na mahal kita, nasasaktan ako. Kasi, tinatanong ko sa sarili ko, "Ako kaya, mahal mo?"

1274. Tawag sa mga taga La Salle, Lasalista. Sa mga taga Ateneo, Atenista. Sa mga taga Letran, Letranista. Eh sa mga taga Batangas? Artista! Kukote, ebindensya. =)

1275. Bakit ang tao kapag ipinapanganak, madalas, ulo ang unang lumalabas? Sagot: Kasi ang tao, kapag ginagawa, ulo rin ang unang ipinapasok! First in, first out policy ang tawag dun!

1276. Holdaper: Wallet mo o pasasabugin ko ang ulo mo? Juan: Pareho lang yan! Holdaper: Anong pareho? Juan: Parehong walang laman! Ano? Wallet ko o pasasabugin mo ang ulo ko? Ikaw din, sayang ang bala mo. =)

1277. May bagong kasal. Mrs: Honey, malapit na tayong maging tatlo sa bahay na ito. Mr: Talaga? Honey, pinasaya mo ako sa balita mo! Mrs: Oo, dito na titira ang nanay ko!

1278. Tumatakbo ang isang bata dahil malelate na sya sa school. Nagdasal sya, "Diyos ko, tulungan nyo po akong huwag malate." Sa kanyang pagmamadali, nadapa sya! "Diyos ko naman, huwag nyo naman akong kaladkarin!"

1279. Kapag sinaktan ka, huwag gaganti. "Don't do unto others what you don't want them to do unto you." Pero kapag sinaktan ka ulit, bigyan mo na ng suntok o sipa. "It's better to give than to receive."

1280. Sa palengke. Madre1: Magkano ang talong? Tindera: P7 po ang apat na piraso. Madre2: Paano yan? Tatlo lang ang kailangan natin. Madre3: Bilhin na natin, tapos yung isa, iulam natin!

1281. A naked girl rode on a taxi. "Bakit?" the girl asked the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya. "Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?" Driver: Hindi miss. Iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago ang pamasahe mo.

1282. Never make somebody your everything, because if they go, then, you're left with nothing. - sabi ng baklang umiiyak sa kanto.

1283. Bush: Let's help one another. Erap: Tayo'y magtulungan. Bush: Let's strive together. Erap: Tayo'y magsikap. Bush: Because in union, there is strength! Erap: Dahil sa sibuyas, may titigas!

1284. Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya? Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?! - talong.

1285. Hindi lahat ng malakas, super hero! - putok.

1286. Encouraging words for today: Kung hindi ka na masaya sa buhay mo, bakit hindi mo subukan ang kabilang buhay? Toink!

1287. Andito ako sa tapat ng bahay! - gate. Oo nga naman!

1288. Hey! Andito ako sa ospital ngayon! - nurse.

1289. Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny Pacquiao! - English.

1290. Hindi totoong anak ko si Bakekang! At lalong hindi ko kapatid si Mike Enriquez! Kaya pwede ba, tigilan na ang tsismis na yan! - Shrek.

1291. Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo? - Lego.

1292. Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na! Humanda ka! - popcorn.

1293. Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure! - singit.

1294. Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo. Ayoko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao, ganun mo na lang ako itanggi! - utot.

1295. Hindi lahat ng hinog ay matamis! - Pigsa.

1296. Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap hanap mo. Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na naawa! - aircon.

1297. Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod na rin ako sa pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!! - Christmas tree.

1298. I ikspik that it will be a long payt, a good payt. But you know, I didn't ikspik. Tinks por da God, you know, and tinks por ol da pelepeno pipol! - Manny Pacquiao.

1299. Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!! - Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal. =)

1300. Nakakapagod rin palang magmahal. Kahit gaano mo kamahal ang isang tao, darating din ang araw na isusuko mo sya. Pero mas nakakapagod kapag 4 months ang practice at training mo, tapos, 3rd round lang, knockout ka na! - Erik Morales. =)

Contributors:
1251-1258, 1270-1271, 1295-1300: Asha (+63917898***7)
1259-1260, 1280-1290: Erica
1261-1262: Madame J (+63928625***8)
1263-1264, 1291-1293: Abet (+63917866***0)
1265-1266: Anime (+63918613***0)
1267: Precious (+88691023***4)
1268, 1272-1279: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1269: Rho-anne
1294: Dukha

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text messages 1201 - 1250

1201. Friendship isn't ranked by whom we have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best. It's about who came and never left.

1202. I think, part of the reason why people hold on to something so tight for so long is because they fear that something so great won't happen twice.

1203. Sometimes, the best way to find what you're looking for is to stop looking for it. The answers are usually within us and the harder we try to look ahead, the further we get from what's right in front of us.

1204. Mistakes make you think. They make you realize what you had, what you've lost and what you've taken for granted. They make you realize that sometimes, there are no next times, no time outs and no second chances.

1205. Being happy doesn't mean everything's ok. It only means you've decided to see things beyond life's imperfections! Whatever happens, stay happy and enjoy what life brings!

1206. I have special sleeping arrangements for you. Bed of trust, pillow of care, bedsheet of understanding, blanket of peace and dreams of love. Good night!

1207. When we sigh about our problems, they grow double but when we laugh about them and lift them up to God, they become bubbles. Have a bright and bubbly day!

1208. What is the meaning of life? "Taking pain," said the nail. "Keeping cool," said the ice. "Driving hard," said the hammer. "Being up-to-date," said the calendar. "Being sharp," said the knife. "Making light around you," said the fire. "Sticking to it," said the glue. "Being bright," said the lamp. "Being on time," said the clock. "Saving a drop," said the faucet. And best of all, "learning from it," said the mistake.

1209. Today is national good looking person day. Send this to someone drop dead gorgeous and alluring. Don't send it back to me, I've received hundreds already.

1210. Don't ever forget that there is no need to worry about forgetting things as you grow older because you'll soon forget what you have forgotten. - Al Zheimer.

1211. It's better to cry in a Rolls Royce than to be happy on a bicycle. - just an opinion. =)

1212. You never even thanked me for making you happy, then you throw me away just like that. I hate you for using me, for making my life full of sh*t! - tissue.

1213. You can never change the past nor control the future. But you can change the mood of the day by touching someone's private organ. The heart. Now you're smiling! Good morning!

1214. What is the most sensitive part of the body while having sex? Answer: Ears! Why? Because it can easily hear foot steps coming. =)

1215. Eight qualities of a perfect boyfriend. Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Non-alcoholic, Industrious and Self-organized. In short, B.I.G.P.E.N.I.S.

1216. Mahirap para sa akin ang hindi ka makita, mahirap para sa akin ang hindi ka makasama. Mahirap para sa akin ang mawala ka. Pero mas mahirap para sa akin ang ibigay mo ako sa iba kahit alam mong mahal kita.

1217. Ano ba ang pagmamahal? Yun bang pinaiyak ka na, pinatawad mo pa? Yun bang binabalewala ka na, hinahanap mo pa? Yun bang nagmamahal na ng iba, minamahal mo pa? O yun bang kinalimutan ka na, umaasa ka pa?

1218. Masaya lang tayo kapag may mga messages, minsan kahit na walang kwenta, basta galing sa mahal mo, masaya ka na! Kapag galing ba sa akin, masaya ka ba? Kahit wala akong kwenta?

1219. Happy lunch time! Simpleng salita, simpleng bati, pero para sa akin, malalim dahil sa simpleng salitang yun, nasabi kong naalala kita bago ako kumain. =)

1220. Kapag in love, ang sarap ng feeling. Kapag nasaktan, ang hirap tanggapin. Hindi mo alam kung biro, hindi mo alam kung totoo. Pero isa lang ang totoo. Love ko yung nagbabasa nito na kapag nawala sa buhay ko, mababaliw ako! =)

1221. Kung andito ka siguro sa tabi ko, wala siguro akong magagawa kundi titigan ka, tumingin sa mga mata mo, pero sabay ng pagtitig ko sa iyo ang dalanging sana, hindi ka mawala sa buhay ko.

1222. Gusto mo bang malaman kung gaano ka kahalaga? Hindi ako sasagot, hahawakan ko na lang ang kamay mo at ilulublob sa kumukulong tubig at sasabihing, "Masakit, di ba? Ganyan kapag nawala ka." =)

1223. Pinilit kong huwag magtext dahil alam kong istorbo lang ako. Pero talagang hindi ko matiis na hindi ka kumustahin! Magalit ka na, pero miss lang talaga kita!

1224. Birth months and their meanings. January - seloso/selosa. February - mahirap mahalin, moody, katok. March - sweet, may konting arte. April - pasaway, makulit, yabang. May - honest, minsan nangangaliwa. June - lover, user, playgirl/playboy. July -stick to one, sex trip. August - mahilig sa sex pero loyal. September - takot magmahal at masaktan, simpleng malibog. October - hindi kuntento sa isa, bolero. November - serious, bossy, mainit sa kama. December - mapagmahal, babaero, malibog. Tama ba yung sa 'yo??

1225. Ang chuva ay isang powerful word na ginagamit as noun, verb, adjective and all parts of speech. Lalo na kapag nakalimutan mo ang right term of use. Pass this chuva to 20 of your chuvas before chuva ends. If you don't chuva this chuva, you will get chuva to the highest level. Machuchuva ka talaga. Believe me. This is true. =)

1226. Boy1: Nag-aalala ako sa kapatid ko. Boy2: Bakit? Boy1: Lagi nya kasing kinakausap ang sarili nya dati, pero ngayon, hindi na. Boy2: Di magaling na sya, bakit hindi na nya kinakausap ang sarili nya? Boy1: Magkagalit daw sila. =)

1227. Hindi lahat ng kulot, salot. - Goldilocks.

1228. Este tinente opera lanesta komta diem jak galan nalu hagat tani diem. Lagot! Nabasa mo ang orasyon ng ligaw na kaluluwa, Mamaya, may magpaparamdam sa iyo! Awwooo!!

1229. Trivia: Did you know that undas means "lungkot nu"? Kasi, kapag binaligtad mo yun, "sadnu". O di ba?! Hehehe. Toink!

1230. Hey! I'm selling original Lacoste t-shirt for only 100 pesos! Kaya lang, yung buwaya, nangangagat ng nipples! But don't worry, dinidilaan nya muna! =)

1231. Boom talong-talong. Boom talong-talong. Kamatis, kamatis, bagoong! Hehehe! Kinanta mo ano?? Hahaha!

1232. Pinapaikot mo na lang ako palagi. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti't patayin mo na lang ako! - Electric Fan.

1233. This message will explode in 5 seconds... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Boom!! Tarat! tarat! Boom tarat tarat! Tararat! Tararat! Boom! Boom! Boom! Shoink!

1234. Hindi ako magsosorry dahil sinabi ng press! Hindi ako magsosorry dahil sinabi ng career. At hindi ako magsosorry dahil sinabi ng panahon! It will come in and it has to be real! - Gretchen Baretto. Taray noh? Toink!

1235. Hindi lahat ng bubuyog, kulay itim! - Jollibee.

1236. Alam mo ba kung bakit sa tingin ko, hulog ka ng langit? Kasi, bawal ka roon! Hehehe =)

1237. Why are we friends? Dahil praning ako, praning ka rin. Baliw ako, baliw ka rin. Maloko ako, maloko ka rin. Cute ako, wala ng space.

1238. Toto: Nay, nay! Anong ulam, inay? Nanay: Tingnan mo na lang sa ref, anak. Toto: Eh wala naman tayong refrigerator, inay, di ba? Nanay: Eh di wala tayong ulam!

1239. Pedro: May nasagot ka ba sa exam? Juan: Wala eh, blangko ang papel ko. Pedro: Ako din eh, walang laman ang papel ko. Blangko din! Juan: Patay tayo! Pedro: Bakit? Juan: Baka sabihin ni ma'am, nagkopyahan tayo!

1240. Pedro: Juan, masaya ka ata? Juan: Oo, nagpa brain scan ako. Madalas kasing sabihin ng tatay ko na wala akong utak eh. Sabi ni doktor, hindi lang isa ang utak ko, may TWO MORE pa!!

1241. Mahirap ang buhay may asawa. Umaga - laba damit. Tanghali - sampay damit. Hapon - tiklop damit. Gabi - plantsa damit. Hatinggabi - hubad damit. Madaling araw - hanap damit!

1242. Words of wisdom: "to do is to be.." - Socrates. "to be is to do..." - Sartre. "do be do be do" - Kamikazee. =)

1243. Promoter: Misis, kapag pinaghalo ang Breeze at Tide, bubula kaya? Misis: Aba, syempre! Promoter: Mali! Misis: Bakit naman? Promoter: Wala pang tubig, ano ka ba?!

1244. May kwento ako tungkol sa lovelife ng ampalaya. Huwag na lang! Masyadong mapait!

1245. Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! Pagod na pagod na ako sa pagngiti! - smiley. =)

1246. Grabe! Biruin mo, 15000 pesos daw, hot oil lang! 150000 pesos ang rebonding! Sobra naman yang David's Salon na yan! - Rapunzel.

1247. Filipino class. Guro: Juan, magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay (figure of speech). Juan: Ahem... "Ang tatay ay nadapa... Tayu, tay!" =)

1248. Hindi makapagtimpla ng juice si Inday. Tahimik lang syang nakatitig sa bote ng juice. Dahil nakasulat: Concentrate. =)

1249. Ang stars, ginawa para makapagwish. Ang angels, ginawa para tagabantay. Eh ako?! Bakit ako ginawa? Wala lang. Para lang may kaayaaya sa mundo! =)

1250. Minsan, tinanong ko sa sarili ko, bakit nakilala kita? Bakit nakasundo kita? Bakit naging kaibigan kita? Ngayon, alam ko na ang sagot, simple lang pala! Kasi, mabait ako! Hahaha!

Contributors:
1201: Deejayz
1202, 1209-1212, 1224-1235: Erica
1203-1205: Madame J (+63928625***8)
1206, 1214-1222, 1237-1241: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1207-1208, 1242-1246: Arnel
1213: Jaz(+63921569***4)
1223: Precious (+88691023***4)
1236: Irish
1247-1250: Tekla


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text messages 1151 - 1200

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1151. Don't be afraid to put your trust to someone who will love you completely, because not all fears are right and love doesn't always end in pain. Who knows? The one you've been waiting for has always been with you.

1152. Nobody can ever make you feel average without your permission. Ingratitude and criticism are going to come; they are part of the price you pay for leaping past mediocrity. When you make your mark in life, you'll always attract erasers. Never surrender your dream to noisy negatives! - The Enemy Called Average

1153. It's hard to explain what I feel. What I know is you are my friend. Maybe, I'm never the perfect one, but I will still be your friend no matter what. Just hold on, maybe, I will never be your bestfriend, but your friend forever.

1154. If you need a shoulder to cry on, mine is for free. No cover charge, no service charge, no government taxes. Just pure love for a friend. Just inform me, anytime, 24 hours open!

1155. Minsan, nakakatakot nang magmahal, hindi mo alam, baka masaktan ka lang ulit. Pero ganun naman talaga ang love di ba? Magsasayang ka muna ng maraming luha bago mo matagpuan ang taong kailanman ay hindi ka na iiwan pa.

1156. Madalas, kapag ang tao, nagdadasal, humihiling, gusto ko nito, gusto ko nyan, sana, may ganito, sana may ganyan. Hindi ko sila masisisi, hindi ka pa kasi nila nakikilala. Di sana, ang dasal na lang nila, "Thank you."

1157. Bakit yung iba, ang bilis kong palitan. Bakit sila, hindi ko iniiyakan. Bakit kapag iba, wala akong pakialam. Pero bakit kapag ikaw na, ang hirap mong kalimutan. =(

1158. Heart and brain were fighting. Heart said, "Idelete mo na sya! Stupid!" Mind replied, "Nagmamarunong ka pa dyan, how would I discard if I see you bleed everytime I try?"

1159. Kung mahal mo ang isang tao, hindi mo sya hahayaang mawala sa iyo. Hindi sasaktan, hindi paglalaruan, hindi paaasahin, hindi babalewalain kundi iingatan at ipaglalaban. At higit sa lahat, hindi mo papalitan!

1160. Garfield's words of wisdom: "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more info in our heads. So, I'm not fat! I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me."

1161. Smile you made it least at but, you to this sent that fool the kill to want probably might you, this reading bothered have you after. Confused?? Read it backwards!

1162. One day, Aubrey Miles went to FHM magazine to check if she's still the sexiest girl in the world. Then, she walked out angry and shouting, "Who the hell is (yournamehere)?!"

1163. Noong isang gabi, sumakay ako sa dyip. Nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila, nakatingin sa akin. Ayaw nilang kumibo. Nakatitig lang sila sa akin. May isang naglakas ng loob at sinabi: "Iho, inarkila namin ito!"

1164. Friendship? Para daw grade sa Math. Mahirap abutin, pinaghihirapan. Minsan pasado, kadalasan, bagsak. Ako? Hindi ako magaling sa Math! Pero para sa iyo, handa akong mangopya sa katabi ko.

1165. If true friend can be bought, I'm going to sell you in an ukay ukay for only a peso or centavo with 50% discount! Why? So that anyone can avail a friend as true as you. Mukhang sosyal, pero di mahal!

1166. Boy1: Pare, tikman mo itong cake ko, masarap! Gawa ng nanay ko. Boy2: Ikaw na lang titikman ko pare, tutal, gawa ka rin ng nanay mo!

1167. Meron ka na lamang 6 na oras para manatiling tao. Kung gusto mong ipagpatuloy ang pagiging tao mo, itype lang ang MALIGNO OFF at isend sa 2870. Good luck!

1168. Imagine if all straight guys are talking in a gay lingo... Student: Buket di mo chinuva yung girlalet? Malaki naman ang susey ng lola mo ah. Hunk: Winnie cordero nga dude, smelanie marquez naman, wit na. Jaworski: Ok, beks, keber sa kalaban, jus focus, we cannot afford to luz valdez. You, achievin mo yung last free throw. Ok, go for gold to the highest level!

1169. You can cry all you want, you could always blame me. You said, it wasn't fair, that you just want life to be better. But remember, it's all your fault! You stabbed me with a knife! - Sibuyas.

1170. Sabi nila, kapag hindi ka raw mahal ng isang tao, huwag mo raw ipagpilitan ang sarili mo sa kanya. Sabi ko, "Ah, ok!" =)

1171. Kunwari, ang pangalan mo, "Ikaw", tapos ang pangalan ko ay "Ako". Ang tanong, sino ang panget?? =)

1172. God is so wise because he never created friends with price tags, because if He did, I cannot afford a precious one like you. Pero kung sakali man, syempre, pag-iipunan kita. =)

1173. TUKMOL: Sino sa inyo ang matapang? Lumabas! SIGA: Ako, matapang ako, bakit may problema ka? TUKMOL: Wala po, survey lang ho. Ngayon, yung duwag naman ang lumabas!

1174. Kung sino man kayong mahilig magpadala ng chain messages na walang kwenta, tigilan nyo na ako!! Punung-puno na ako!! Please pass to 10 persons and make a wish.

1175. Dear friend, I asked for a flower, you gave me a boquet; I asked for a stone, you gave me a statue; I asked for a feather, you gave me a peacock. Wow friend! Ang bingi mo!

1176. Di ba ang PLDT may TELESULIT at TELETIPID. Pag-aari rin kaya nila ang TELETUBBIES? kasi nakapangalan sa kanila e. P-Po, L-LaLa, D-Dipsy, T-Tinky Winky. Di ba may point ako?

1177. Naranasan mo na bang makita sya nang di sinasadya? Tinitigan ka nya sabay ngiti. Tahimik mo syang pinagmasdan. Bigla syang lumapit sayo. Niyakap ka nya at dahan-dahang bumulong, 'holdap to'.

1178. Tinanong ko ex ko kung mahal pa nya ako. Hindi sya sumagot. Sa halip kinuha nya kamay ko at nilagay nya sa dibdib nya. Naluha ako at sinampal ko sya dahil naramdaman ko, may boobs na ang gaga!

1179. When you're feeling blue, don't hesitate to come to me. I'll gladly help you. May crayola ako dito, kokoloran kita ng pink para kikay!

1180. Anak: Ma, hingi sana ako ng P50. Nanay: P40? Ang laki naman ng P30! Anong gagawin mo sa P20? Akala mo madaling kumita ng P10? O, eto P5. :)

1181. When life is a mess, when my heart has been crushed, when I’m wearing a frown, when I breakdown and cry, when I’m blue, can I comfort myself by saying, I have you?

1182. To be happy, don’t do whatever you like – like whatever you do. Happiness comes not from having much to live ON, but having much to live FOR.

1183. Falling down doesn’t make you a failure but staying down does. Always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall harder, you bounce back higher.

1184. May the arm of your angel hold you tight each day. May she light and guide you all the way. But if ever your angel is busy today, just tell me, ako ang magdu-duty. :)

1185. Pinaka-corny pero pinaka-effective na pick-up line: “Miss, alam mo ba, hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop, at hindi tayo halaman. BAGAY TAYO! BAGAY!” =)

1186. You never know what you have till you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back! - snatcher.

1187. Galing ni God no? Alam Nya kung san magiging masaya ang tao, kung saan pwede magmahal at mahalin ng totoo. Kung saan yung langit dito sa mundo. Kaya pala nilagay niya ako malapit sa 'yo :)

1188. Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako! - libag.

1189. Bkit ganun? “Malalaman mo lang na importante ang isang tao pag nawala na sya sayo.” Sana, baliktad na lang.“Sayo sya na nawala pag tao isang ang importante na lang mo malalaman.” Ano daw!?

1190. Do you know what is “Inner Row?” What is Inner Row? Inner row... is that which comes before Pibrerow, Marsow, Abril, Mayow, Hunyow, Hulyow, Agustow! Hehe.

1191. Eve: “Oh Adam, do you love me?” Adam: “Who else?”

1192. Boy1: Bakit mo ako sinuntok? Boy2: Tinawag mo akong hipopotamus! Boy1: Last year pa yon! Tarantado! Boy2: Eh kanina ko lang nakita picture ng hippopotamus, bobo!

1193. Life can be so unfair. Cooking a meal takes one hour, but eating it takes 5 mins. Constructing a building takes 6 months, but blowing it up takes 30 secs. Earning P10,000 takes 30 days, but paying the cashier for a cellphone takes 2 seconds. However, it’s amazing that a second smack on the cheek can make your day, a 5-second glimpse of your crush can make your week and a 10-second hug can take your 1 year pain away!

1194. You’ll realize that you’ve spent 3 seconds of your life reading this.

1195. Magandang ibigay na regalo. Sa kaibigan: KATAPATAN. Sa kaaway: PAGPAPATAWAD. Sa magulang: PASASALAMAT. Sa Diyos: BUHAY MO. Sa akin: Sony Ericsson Cybershot phone, iPod video with speakers, shopping spree sa Hong Kong, Apple na laptop with all the gadgets, plasma tv, own Disneyland, money, Porsche convertible, roundtrip sa buong mundo and my own ice cream store. Yan lang, happy na ako. Ayoko ng masyadong galante, mababaw lang kaligayahan ko.

1196. Nang makita kita, parang ayaw kitang tawagin. Kasi, baka balewalain mo lang ako. Pero naisip ko, hindi porket sikat ka, hindi na kita pwedeng makausap. Kaya tinawag kita, "Bakekang, Bakekang! Papirma naman!"

1197. They say true love only happens once in a blue moon. Ito ang tanong, sa buong buhay ko, hindi pa ako nakakita ng asul na buwan! Addict, di ba? Buwan? Asul? =)

1198. Teacher: Class, draw a fish! Class: Yes, ma'am! Teacher: Pedro, why is your drawing very dirty? Pedro: Ma'am, huwag kang makialam. Bagoong yan!

1199. Magsyota, naglalakad sa park. Girlfriend: Hon, ihi muna ako. Boyfriend: Dyan ka na lang sa damuhan. Habang umiihi, kinapkap ni BF ang legs ni GF nang may nahawakan syang mahaba sa gitna ng mga legs. Boyfriend: Pucha! Nagpalit ka ba ng kasarian? Girlfriend: Ulol! Nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon, tatae na lang ako!

1200. Piglet sat beside Pooh and whispered, "Pooh?" "Yes, Piglet," said Pooh. "Nothing," Piglet said. Piglet took Pooh's paw and added, "I just want to make sure you're here." - Brokeback Mountain: Disney style. =)

Contributors:
1151-1152, 1166-1168: Erica
1153: Olive (27700983***9)
1154-1155: Pres of Taiwan (+88691023***4)
1156, 1160: Abet (+63917866***0)
1157-1159, 1196-1197: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1161: Arnel
1162: Anonymous (+63918613***0)
1163: Lojik
1164-1165: Mylene (+63917806***8)
1169-1170, 1198-1200: Carlo (+639228149229)
1171: Tin
1172: Jenasarang
1173-1180: Far
1181-1190: Meigh
1191-1195: Yumipitz

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text messages 1101 - 1150

1101. I'm sorry for blaming you. For everything I just couldn't do. And I've hurt myself by hurting you. There's nothing I wouldn't do to hear your voice again. Sometimes, I want to call you, but I know you won't be there. It's hard to say goodbye when it comes to this. There's nothing I wouldn't do to have just one more chance to look into your eyes. Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I couldn't do. - Hurt - Christina Aguilera

1102. It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt. Good night!

1103. Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical. - Southpark.

1104. Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

1105. A smile is the best lighting system of the face, the best cooling system of the head, and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

1106. No life ever grows great until it is focused, dedicated, and disciplined. But no life is ever happy until it is lived for the glory of God. Keep the faith. Good morning!

1107. Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

1108. Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.

1109. One lie is enough to break a trust. One sentence is enough to break a heart. One second is enough to lose a battle. One smile is enough to fall in love. One mistake is enough to lose a job. One touch is enough to heal a wounded heart. But whatever our pain, whatever our struggle, one God is more than enough. Good evening!

1110. Life is pretty much unpredictable. I may not live long enough but I won't miss out letting you know that life is worth living with someone like you around.

1111. In life, you'll find someone who will puff smoke and drink with you till sun is up. But what I promise you is that I'll be the one who will stay with you when all you see is an empty beer bottle and an empty cigarette case.

1112. Jesus and Satan competed on the computer. They started typing. They did every known job, reports, e-mails, attachments and downloads. But before the time was up, lightning, thunder and rain, and brownout came! Satan cursed. Jesus just sighed. When electricity was back, Satan lost every single thing he had done. But Jesus started printing all his files. Satan shouted: You cheated! Jesus just smiled. He did what Satan didn't know: Jesus saves.

1113. Erap writing a request letter to order 2 geese. "I would like to order 2 gooses." Mali yata. "I would like to order 2 geeses." Mali rin yata. Ito na lang. "Dear sir, I would like to order 1 goose. Thank you very much. P.S. Please add 1 goose."

1114. Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)

1115. A housewife hears door bell. When she opens the door, a man asks if she has a vagina. She slams the door in disgust that a stranger could ask such a thing. Same thing happens for 3 days. She tells husband. He does not go to work the next day and tells wife to say yes if he comes again. "I will hide behind the door." Next day, man comes and knocks. He asks, "Do you have a vagina?" She says "Yes!" Man says, "Good! Then, please tell your husband to stop f*cking my wife!"

1116. In New York, Mike Arroyo asked a prostitute. Mike: How much? Prostitute: $100. Mike: That's too much! How about $10? Prostitute: No way! Next day, the prostitute saw Mike with GMA. Prostitute: See what you get for $10! =)

1117. 12 priests to be ordained lined up with a tiny bell attached to their penis. A sexy nude girl danced before each of them. If the bell rings, no ordination. The first 11, no bell rang. At the last priest, his bell rang very loud and flew to the ground. He bent over to pick it up. All the other bells rang!

1118. Zodiac signs about kissing. Aries - quick and passionate. Taurus - deliberate, heartfelt. Gemini - interrupted by giggles, smiles. Cancer - warm and tender. Leo - wild, biting. Virgo - subtle and tidy. Libra - a relief from stress. Scorpio - skip the kiss and wanted sex. Sagittarius - surprising, wanted more. Capricorn - worrying about breath. Aquarius - wet and messy, eyes open. Pisces - starry-eyed, long kiss.

1119. All you have to do in life is go out with your friends, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you. - Paris Hilton.

1120. A father was trying to teach his young son about the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. The worm in the water lived, while the worm in the whisky curled up and died. "Alright, son" asked the father, "What does this show?" "Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms." =)

1121. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

1122. I'm so masaya that I have a friend like you because you tanggap me as me. I always pasalamat to the lord that I met you and I hope you will not bago your ugali because I like you as ikaw! devah?

1123. Inaantok na ako. Pagod kasi. Masyadong busy. Pero naalala kita! Greet muna kita. Good night!

1124. We really don't need so many friends. What will you do with so many if only few are true? For me, I can be contented with only 3 or 2, basta dapat paglingon ko, one of them is you!

1125. If one day, you decide to give up on me, I'll understand. And if I remember you, I would be grateful for the fact that minsan, ikaw yung isa sa mga taong sumalo sa akin at nagpaalala na hindi ako nag-iisa!

1126. What if I tell you to forget me, would you? If I ask you to go, would you obey? If I tell you to leave me alone, will you? Sana, matigas ang ulo mo at hindi mo hayaang mawala ako.

1127. When I'm sad, I talk to God, then I'm ok. When I'm depress, I talk to God again, then I'm ok. When I'm in pain, I talk to God even more, then He'll comfort me. Pero ang tao, kapag si God ang tumawag, madalas, deadma. "Lord, I'm so sorry for causing you too much pain." Send this as much as you can, the more you send shows how much you are sorry. Kaya mo bang deadmahin ito??

1128. Live your life to the fullest as if it's your last! Oopss, luma na yan! Ito ang bago. Mas malupit pa! Live today as if you will stand before God tomorrow! Oh di ba? Good morning!

1129. Minsan, naiisip ko, bakit ba kita nakilala? Para saan at dumating ka? Pero napapatahimik na lang ako tapos napapangiti. Baka kasi akalain ni Lord, nagrereklamo ako! Mahirap na. Baka bawiin ka nya. Ayoko nga!

1130. If you make talikod to me, I will not be galit. I will just panood you lakad, but if suddenly you dapa, I'll say, You kasi eh, not making ingat. Come here nga, I'll make you yakap! =)

1131. What if the person you love sacrifice you just to have another love? Would you fight and never give up? Ako? Lalayo na lang. Why? Isinuko nya ako eh, tapos ipaglalaban ko sya? Kalokohan!

1132. Girls? Definitely, magaganda! Dapat, siniseryoso kahit bolera, masarap naman magmahal. Sweet and loyal, pero kapag niloko, for sure iiyak. Pero kapag ok na, magsisisi ang nagpaiyak! Dahil ang girls, rumeresbak!

1133. At muling nagbabalik ang inyong kaibigan na nambubulabog tuwing may load. Kumusta na kayo mga kapuso ko? Ito nga pala ang texter na kahit walang pera, mukha namang artista. Good morning!

1134. Isubo mo ang kahabaan ko. Dilaan. Sipsipin. Paglaruan sa bibig mo. Para lumabas ang katas ko na kinasasabikan mo. Nagmamahal - Ice candy.

1135. Anak: Inay, ang galing ng titser ko. Inay: Bakit naman? Anak: Tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal. Lola: Eh di marunong ka nang gumalang at magpo at opo? Anak: Natural! Tanga ka ba?

1136. Ang buhay ay parang holiday. Kapag masaya, Pasko. Kapag nagdadalamhati, Holy Week. Kapag umiibig ka, Valentine's Day. Tumingin ka lang sa salamin, Halloween na! =)

1137. Use "Bampira" in a sentence! Ahmm, Dodong. Pautang naman, meron ka bampira?!

1138. Be careful with Erap jokes that you text to your friends. Erap is now monitoring cellphone networks such as Smart, Sun and Globe to find who is making fun of him. This message is texted in English to avoid detection.

1139. Kapag may taong nagsabi sa iyo na ibibigay nya ang buwan at bituin, huwag kang maniwala dahil kahit sungkitin nya ang buwan at bituin, aanhin mo naman yun?!

1140. The world is so big, di ba? Imagine?! 7 billion people, 7 continents, over a hundred countries, pero paano tayo nagkakilala? That is what you call "Kamalasan!" =)

1141. Hindi kita pinipilit na isipin ako, hindi ko rin sinasadyang istorbohin ka sa ginagawa mo. Huwag ka sanang magagalit kung makulit ako. Pero tanong ko lang, "May regalo ka na ba sa akin sa Pasko?" =)

1142. A Chinese woman married an Englishman. She can't speak English. At the grocery, she wanted to buy pork leg, she showed her legs. Next day, she needed chicken breast, she showed her breast. Third day, she brought along her husband because she wanted sausage. What did she do? Ikaw ha, iba iniisip mo. Her husband can speak English, di ba? =)

1143. Anak: Itay, ano ba ang birdflu? Kasi, maraming nabibiktima ng birdflu. Ama: Kaya nga kita pinag-aaral para matuto ka eh. Ang birdflu ay past tense ng bird fly.

1144. Dakakaidis talaga. Bay sipod da damad ako. Barado da damad ilog ko. Bahirap da damad batulog. O, bakit gadyad ka bagsalita? Bay sipod ka did? =)

1145. Adik lang sa paningin. May puso't damdamin. Subukan lang nilang mahalin. Mababaliw sila sa akin.

1146. May mga sugat na mahirap lunasan. Mga sakit na mahirap kalimutan. Pero mas mahirap tanggapin kung ang peklat na maiiwan ay magsasabi ng "Hahaha! We'll be together, forever!" =)

1147. What comprises a college student? 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration and 200% lakwatsa session for a total of 3.0/75. Sakto lang para pumasa! =)

1148. How to get the person you love? 1. Be friendly sa kanya. 2. Intindihin mo sya. 3. Mahalin mo lang sya hanggang magsawa ka. Kapag wala pa ring nangyari, lasingin mo! Talo-talo na! =)

1149. Hindi ako umaasang maging isang mahalagang tao sa iyong buhay ngunit umaasa ako na balang araw, marinig mo ang pangalan ko, nangingiti ka't sasabihin mong "Cute yan sa personal!"

1150. Q: May 10 inggitera, nagpakamatay ang isa, ilan ang natira? A: Eh di wala, kasi lahat nainggit, gumaya tuloy!


Contributors:
1101-1103,1115-1122: Erica
1104,1113: Abet (+63917866***0)
1105-1106: Agnes (+63916494***9)
1107,1129: Rhoanne
1108: Jack
1109: Jenasarang
1110: Arnel
1111: Carlo (+639228149229)
1112: Lojik
1114: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1123-1125,1135-1136: Tekla
1126-1127,1132-1134: Anonymous (+63918613***0)
1128: Irish
1130: Tsina
1131: Mylene (+63917806***8)
1137-1150: Ronsky


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text messages 1051 - 1100

1051. I freaking love you. Today is bestfriend day. Send this to all your friends and me. If you get 7 back, you're loved.

1052. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don't send this text to at least 5 people in the next 30 seconds, a bird will crap on you today.

1053. Hello, I am Cordelia. I died in a fire 10 years ago. Unless you send this message on to 10 other people, I will come to your room tonight and stare at you. I look like a three-year old - without a face. I will show up every night. You have seven minutes to send this.

1054. I saw something in the shop window today. It was stunning sexy, cute, beautiful and adorable. I was supposed to buy it for you till I realized it was my own REFLECTION.

1055. Those innocent eyes. Those kissable lips. A great smile. The perfect walk. Smoothest talk. Absolutely gorgeous. That's enough about me. How are you?

1056. Durex regrets to inform you that your birth was a mistake. Please report to the nearest hospital to be put down immediately. Sorry for any inconvenience.

1057. Roses are red, violets are blue, monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo. Don't get angry, you will find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at you.

1058. Nobody likes you. Nobody cares for you. Nobody misses you. Nobody wants to see you. Nobody is your best friend. Nobody is happy with you. Hey, Don't cry at all!!! My name is Nobody.

1059. A heartbreak is always a blessing from God. It might be a very worst nightmare that leaves you crying in the middle of the night. But it is just his way of letting you realized he saved you from the wrong one.

1060. In ancient England, people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king or unless they were in the royal family. When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the king and the king have them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had f.u.c.k. (fornication under consent of the king) on it. Hence, that's where the word f*ck came from. Aren't you glad you learned something new today?

1061. When you want to make a difference... subtract. Naks! Deep.

1062. A man once said: First, I was dying to finish my high school and start college... Then, I was dying to finish college and start working... Then, I was dying to marry and have children. And then, I was dying for my children to grow old enough so I could go back to work. But then, I was dying to retire. And now, I'm dying, and suddenly I realized, I forgot to live. Live today like there's no tomorrow. Get the most out of life, enjoy it.

1063. Before a new chapter begins, the old one has to end. Tell yourself that what has passed will never come back. Remember that there was a time when you could live without that thing or that person - nothing is irreplaceable, a habit is not a need... Closing cycles, not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance but simply because that no longer fits your life. Stop being who you were, and change into who you are. - Paulo Coehlo on Pragmatism

1064. If you love someone, you say it right then out loud or the moment just passes you by. - My Bestfriend's Wedding

1065. When you find that person you want to spend the rest of your life with, you want the rest of your life to begin right away. - When Harry Met Sally

1066. If two people are meant for each other, it doesn't mean that they are meant for each other now - Dawson's Creek

1067. The only feeling of loss is when you love someone more than you love yourself. - Goodwill Hunting

1068. Love not because you like that person, nor because you care. Love not because you know that you can't live without that person. Instead, just love, and forget about why. Good night!

1069. Being with someone doesn't guarantee happiness. It doesn't matter how long you've been alone, how long you've hoped, or how long you've waited. There's no such thing as a perfect love story. Hearthaches will always be a part of loving. But remember though not perfect, if that love is meant for you, it will stick with you till the end. No matter how tough it gets, no matter how long. Far from perfect but real.

1070. Save yourself the trouble with traffic and cemeteries. Do not visit your departed loved ones anymore. Instead, ask them to visit you. It's more personal and meaningful. Good night!

1071. Two dillema's that rattle my mind: How do I get rid of someone who won't go and how do I hang on to someone who won't stay. Sakit sa ulo!

1072. The saddest quote by the funniest man ever born on this planet: "I always like walking in the rain so no one can see me crying." - Charlie Chaplin.

1073. What's the hardest part in ending a relationship? Not the feeling of letting go, not the part of goodbye, but going through every damn day and having to remember it.

1074. God understands that we are not strong all the time. Sometimes, all we can do is rest on his arms as he takes us thru the journey of life. With Him, we are safe.

1075. Love and Friend are walking in a village. Love falls into a well. Why? Because Love is blind. Friend also jumps inside. Why? Because Friend will do anything for Love.

1076. A man was asked, "How can you believe in God when the world has many problems?" The man replied, "With all these problems, how can you possibly make it without God?"

1077. Walang pinipili ang pag-ibig, kahit mahirap ka pa o mayaman. Pero paano kung minahal ka ng isang mahirap at isang mayaman, sino ang pipiliin mo? The one who has everything or the one who has nothing but willing to give everything?

1078. Gusto ko sanang kasama ka, kasi, espesyal ka sa akin. Gusto ko sanang katabi ka, kasi, love kita. Gusto ko sanang yakapin ka, kasi, miss na kita. Pero gustuhin ko man lahat yun, hindi pwede kasi malayo ka.

1079. Kailangan pa ba kitang itext para maalala mo ako? Kailangan bang lagi akong nauunang magparamdam? Bakit ka ganyan? Wala kang load? Busy ka? Magpapapansin pa ba ako sa iyo para maramdaman mong nagtatampo na ako.

1080. Ang love, parang work. Mahirap pero masaya, maraming kakumpetensya, pero kinakaya. May dayoff at overtime, tapos, minsan, may bonus pa. Eh paano kung pagod ka na? Magreresign ka na lang ba??

1081. Do you have the looks? Do you have the charm? Let us see if you have what it takes to be the first Mr. and Ms. Undas 2006. Sali ka na, dali!

1082. Inday.... will always love you!

1083. Kagabi, nanaginip ako. Pumangit daw lahat ng hindi nagtetext. Naisip kita! Natakot ako! Text ka nga kung cute ka pa!

1084. Simoy ng Pasko'y narito na. Merry.... galo ka na ba sa akin? Hehehe. Nagpapaalala lang, October na kasi eh.

1085. Russian: We are first on space! USA: We are first on the moon! Philippines: We will be the first in the sun! USA: You can't go there, you'll burn. Philippines: We are not stupid, we will go there at night!

1086. Doctor: Iho, bakit mo naman sinapak yung lalaki kanina? Boy: E doc, nakita nya nang ninenerbyos ako sa resulta ng AIDS test, tapos, sasabihin pa nya, think positive pare!

1087. When the time comes you feel emptiness, just sing this song... Boom tarat tarat! Boom tarat tarat! Tararat! Tararat! Boom! Boom! Boom!

1088. Announcing a new technological breakthrough of the new millenium: A new napkin designed to satisfy every woman's secret fantasy. Introducing... Whisper with tongue!

1089. As proposed by GMA, sex will now be taxed. Upon penetration, VAT - Vaginal Access Tax. If more than 10 minutes inside - Burial Tax. Upon withdrawal - Exit Tax. Those who don't have sex life, 10% Asset Tax. Those who practice withdrawal method with control - Withholding Tax. Entering other than wife - Road Users Tax. Multiple ejection - Multiple Taxation. Kung matuloy ito, sa iyo pa lang, makakaahon na ang Pilipinas sa lahat ng utang. =)

1090. Research said that men are healthier than women because men get fresh milk, 2 papayas and a juicy oyster every night but women only get 1 banana, 2 meatballs and a teaspoon of yogurt.

1091. Patient: Doc, I regularly move my bowel every morning at 7! Doc: What is wrong with that? Patient: Kasi, I wake up at 8:00 AM!

1092. Oy, may nalaman ako sa tungkol sa iyo. Ikaw talaga. Nakabalot ka na daw ng regalo para sa akin this Christmas! Thanks! Ang sweet naman!

1093. Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo, tumalon sa eroplano nang walang parachute! Leo: Ohh, totoo? Saan mo naman nabalitaan yan? Pedro: Dun sa burol nya!

1094. Lola: Ikulong nyo ang asawa ko, kasi, puro dogstyle ang gusto nya! Pulis: Lola, wala pong illegal sa dogstyle. Lola: Pero inaamoy lang nya, tapos, iihian!

1095. Sayang si pare. Ang tatay, summa cum laude sa Ateneo. Ang nanay, summa cum laude sa UP. Ang kapatid, summa cum laude sa DLSU. Ang asawa, summa ma sa iba!

1096. Dear Chikito, Pinagsisisihan ko talaga ang pagbasted ko sa iyo. Tinetesting ko lang ang pasensya mo nung sabihin kong sobrang pangit mo, wala kang kwenta at isinumpa kang nilalang. Bawat segundo, ikaw ang nasa isip ko. Kahit sa panaginip, andun ka pa rin. Tanggap na tanggap ka ng mga magulang ko at mahilig lang talaga silang magbiro nung hinabol ka ng itak ng tatay ko at sinabuyan ka ng ihi ng nanay ko. Hindi talaga ako mabubuhay ng wala ka sa akin. Nagmamahal, Bianca. P.S. Congrats sa pagkapanalo mo sa lotto!

1097. Maraming bagay ang gumugulo sa isip ko. Bukod sa trabaho, pamilya, pag-ibig, barkada, pera, ang mas gumugulo sa utak ko ay, kung ano talaga ang tagalog sa shampoo?

1098. Trivia: Did you know that in Malaysia, the word ARAW refers to the person's sex organ? Wala lang, share ko lang. Anyway, sana, maligaya ang ARAW mo ngayon!

1099. Please call I'm at home... Please call I'm at work... Please call... I'm in a meeting, call me later at... Meeting is cancelled... I am late... I will be there at... See you in... See you at... Sorry, I can't help you on this... I will be arriving at... Mga templates. Sayang naman, hindi nagagamit. =)

1100. Let's congratulate Manny and Jinky Pacquiao for their baby girl. They'll name their baby after the combination of their names. Manny + Jinky = Manky. =)

Contributors:
1051-1058: John Ervin
1059: Lojik
1060-1073, 1098-1100: Erica
1074: Anonymous (+63918613***0)
1075-1076, 1081-1082: Arnel
1077-1080: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1083: Anonymous (+63928785***6)
1084-1087: Irish
1088-1097: Abet (+63917866***0)

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