Dec 27, 2006

text messages 1451 - 1500

1451. Until one feels the spirit of Christmas, there is no Christmas. All else is outward display - so much tinsel and decorations. For it isn't the holly, it isn't the snow. It isn't the tree, not the firelight's glow. It's the warmth that comes to the hearts of men when the Christmas spirit returns again. Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!

1452. Christmas may be a day of feasting, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved. I love you my friend and enjoy the season! =)

1453. Thought of this season: My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

1454. Do you know what Christmas is? It's simple. Christ Has Risen In Spite The Most Adverse Sacrifices. Please pass to all your friends and spread the good news!

1455. I've already told Santa what I want for Christmas. A friend who will stay forever. So, if a fat man comes around and tries to wrap you up, please cooperate. =) Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

1456. A friend holds your hand when you are scared, makes you smile when you are down, hugs you when you need comfort and buys you gifts during Christmas! Yehey! Hi friend!

1457. Everyday, I ask God why I do have someone like you in my life? Last night, I had a dream, God answered my prayer with a simple sentence, "You deserve a friend that never fades!"

1458. I'd rather go blind than see you walk away from me. I rather be deaf than hear you hate me. I'd rather lose everything than lose you! Coz what would everything mean if I ain't got you?

1459. Someone who is very fast could easily escape from a gun, but he can never avoid the bullet. Just like love, you could easily avoid someone but never the love that strikes the heart. Good morning!

1460. We've greeted everyone a Merry Christmas but did you greet our savior Jesus Christ a happy birthday? Pass this to as many as you can. After sending this, there's no miracle. Will you do it for Him?

1461. Wishing you all the timeless treasures of Christmas, the warmth of home, the love of family and the company of good friends. Have a blessed Christmas!

1462. If God gave you a dozen roses and you ask why there are no thorns, God would just smile, show His bleeding hands and say "I took them away to save you from pain." Merry Christmas!

1463. May the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ bring you and your family endless prosperity, blessings and peace of mind that you truly deserve. Merry Christmas!

1464. C-hrist gave H-imself as a R-eward so that I-ndividual know the S-acrifices T-hat he did for M-ankind to A-chieve the gift of S-alvation. Merry Christmas!

1465. Merry Christmas! May God shower us more with His blessings. May we find life's true meaning as we further reflect on this blessed season. More love, happiness, success and good health!

1466. Take some time to smile when you're sad, to rest when you're tired, to love if you're feeling empty and to let go if you need to. Time endures, time heals. In this life, just take some time for yourself.

1467. Love ain't easy, I know. There is pain, but if ever you'll fall because of hurt, andito lang ako ha? Just tell me where it hurts and I'll do my best to make it better.

1468. Giving up doesn't mean you are weak. Instead, it proves that you are strong to let go of the things that are important to you. Love is not what makes you complete but it is when you learn to be unselfish.

1469. I'll give up love dreams for a dream of you. I'd exchange one million tomorrows for one day with you. I'd trade all my memories for just one memory of you. But if there's one thing I'd never give up, it's you.

1470. Some romances end for all kind of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: they are shooting stars; a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they're gone. - The Notebook.

1471. As I grow old, my realization about life becomes deeper, problems got bigger, situations become more complicated and I know tha you are just like me, sometimes, we wish we could go back to the time when the only man in our life was our dad, our only bestfriend was our mom, and any pain could be healed by just a band aid and chocolates.

1472. I learned how to love without expecting something in return. For a while, it felt good but soon enough, I had to stop. Why? Because the more I love the person, the more I lose myself. =(

1473. I was told not to hurt the heart of whom I love so much. But when I was so busy taking care of that heart, I never noticed my own was slowly dying.

1474. You're in my life for a reason, thus, I welcome you into my heart with open arms. Thanks for gift of your friendship. It's not how short or long you stay. The point is: you came! =)

1475. Without friends, you are like a book that nobody bothers to pick. But as long as I'm here, you are not only best-selling, you'll always be my greatest collection!



1476. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and canola oil is made from canola seeds, then what is baby oil made from?

1477. A sexy starlet was asked why she broke off with her politician boyfriend. She replied, "I saw him in swimming trunk one day, he looked so different without his wallet."

1478. The eyes are the organs for seeing. The ears are the organs for hearing. The nose is the organ for smelling. The tongue is the organ for tasting someone else's organ. Hehehe.

1479. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =)

1480. Use violet in a sentence. "Oh no! I lost my phone! Okay lang. I'll violet!"

1481. Reports have it that Congress intends to ammend the Bible after they are done with the Constitution. I think they intend to abolish Hell before their terms here on earth expire.

1482. What is the difference between Love Marriage and Arranged Marriage? The first one is a perfect suicide and the second is a planned murder!

1483. Sign over a bar... "If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance."

1484. Nang una kitang makita, sabi ko, kompetensya. Pero nang maging friend na kita, nasabi ko na lang, "Shucks! Iba na talaga ang aming tropa, panay Dyosa!"

1485. Magpapaalam sana ako sa iyo, sabi ko, aalis na ako. Niyakap kita at bumulong ka rin sa akin, akala ko, pipigilan mo ako pero sabi mo, "Huwag! Huwag ka nang bumalik."

1486. Boy: Tahimik ka na naman. Girl: Wala. Boy: Galit ka ba? Girl: Hindi. Boy: Huwag ka na magalit. Girl: Hindi naman ako galit. Boy: May nagawa ba ako? Girl: Wala nga. Boy: Bakit ayaw mo akong kausapin? Girl: Hindi kasi tayo magkakilala.

1487. Nahihiya ako sa iyo, hindi na kita tinitext eh, busy kasi ako masyado. Ikaw? Bakit hindi mo ako tinitext? Hindi ka ba nahihiya??! (*_*)

1488. Life ko? Ok lang! Simple kahit komplikado. Payapa kahit magulo. Madali kahit mahirap. Galing noh? Kaya mahal ko ang life ko eh! Malinaw kahit malabo. Dagdagan pa ng tulad mo na mabait pero may toyo!

1489. Kapag may problema ka, lapitan mo ako, hindi kita iiwan. Yayakapin kita ng mahigpit, at itatanong ko sa iyo, "Anong gusto mo? Matador, Fundador or Emperador? Tara na!"

1490. Wife: Love, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na ito, let's make love! Husband: Cheh! Tumigil ka nga! Maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw, hindi na.

1491. Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba mas sweet ang iba? - Fruitcake.

1492. Ano ang tawag sa higanteng mais? Eh di kapre-corn!

1493. An old couple saw an X-rated movie for the first time. In the middle of the movie, biglang tumayo si lola. Sinampal si lolo! Pak! "Damuho ka! Tumanda na tayo, pwede palang kainin yun!"

1494. Baboy: Hirap ng buhay natin, no? Manok: Oo nga! Lagi na lang tayong nali-lechon. Buti pa itong unggoy, pabasa-basa lang ng text! Tumawa pa!

1495. Sometimes love leaves a big scar in your heart. But don't let it stain your life, it only means, the bigger the scar you had, the malaking tanga you were.

1496. Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali, gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog! - Briefs.

1497. Kapag tinanong ka ng boyfriend mo kung gaano mo sya kamahal, ito ang sabihin mo. "Hindi pa ba sapat na nilabag ko ang batas namin? Na ang Dyosa ay bawal makipagrelasyon sa lamanlupa?!"

1498. Nanay: Kumusta ang date mo anak? Effective ba ang payo ko na maglagay ng siling labuyo sa dede mo para hindi galawin ng boyfriend mo? Dalaga: Hay naku inay! Palpak! Bicolano ang boyfriend ko. Ganado!

1499. Panakip butas mo lang pala ako! - Panty.

1500. What can be? What can be? What can be bitiw bigla. What can be bitiw bigla ha ha. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit, maglalayag patungong langit!

Contributors:

1451-1453, 1465, 1484-1493: Asha (+63917898***7)
1454-1455, 1466-1475: Madamme J (+63928625***8)
1456: Arnel
1457-1459: Joy (+63910727***1)
1460: Zephyr (+63926688***5)
1461: Wendy
1462: Precious (+88691023***4)
1463: Mylene (+63917806***8)
1464: Tekla
1476-1483: Abet (+63917866***0)
1494-1496: Eroica
1497-1498: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1499: Tsina
1500: Irish

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

nice blog and nice text messages! congratulations!