Jun 27, 2006

text messages 171 - 220

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171. Happiness cannot be found at the end of the road. It is experienced along the way. Take not for granted each moment of your life and find reasons to be happy each day.

172. What if you need a friend and there are hundred steps between us? You can take the first step to get near me and I will take all 99 steps to be there for you.

173. Don't focus on what you lost but what remains. Don't focus on the pain but how the pain shaped you. Don't focus on the failure but on the great lessons the failure taught you.

174. To have a happy life, you gotta dance like no one's watching, dream like you'll live forever, live like you're gonna die tomorrow and love like it's never gonna hurt.

175. Success in life can never be an accident, it's the result of right decisions at the right time. Champions are not people who never fail but people who never quit.

Jun 23, 2006

text messages 131 - 170

131. If I never met you, I wouldn't like you. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't love you. If I didn't love you, I wouldn't miss you. But I did, I do and I will.

132. Someone misses you so much, its not your family nor your relatives. Its not even your bestfriend nor your closest pal. Its just the simple ordinary me, who misses the extraordinary.

133. You are the reason why I have sleepless nights. You're the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It's you that I'm thinking of when I lay down at night. And you're the reason I can't sleep without saying goodnight.

134. There are 3 angels sent from heaven - 1st one to guide you in all your doings, 2nd to guard and save you from harm and 3rd angel is destined to text you. Ahem!

135. KISS is purely organic and naturally sweet, has no artificial ingredients and is 100% wholesome...Here's one for you...MMWAAAH! Have a nice day!

Jun 21, 2006

text messages 96 - 130

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96: Guro: Benito, ako'y may 5 mansanas sa kanang kamay at 10 sa kaliwa, samakatuwid, meron akong... Benito: malalaking kamay ma'am!

97. A black baby is given a pair of wings by a fairy. The baby asked, "Does this mean I'm an angel?" Fairy laughs, "Of course not! Negrang to, ambisyosa. Paniki ka!"

98. At times when you're lonely and have no one to talk to, put your hands together and sing... "Chong koyla, mekurikong sila, tayo wala, hehehe, tayo wala..." Ayos ba?

99. Text won't flow, everyone knows, when the load fades away. Text will die, and tears in your eyes, you've got to throw your phone up high! Yeah.. yeah. Throw your phone up high!

100. Life is full of rewards. If you eat properly, exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years... what is your reward? A senior citizen card! 20% discount. =)

Jun 20, 2006

text messages 56 - 95

56. Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? When we cry? When we imagine? When we kiss? This is because the most beautiful thing in the world is unseen.

57. We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

58. There are things that we never want to let go, of people we never want to leave behind, but keep in mind that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new life.

59. Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have searched and those who have tried. For only they can appreciate the importance of the people who have touched their lives.

Jun 16, 2006

text messages 31 - 55

* originally posted at kukote in a jar

31. Every experience brings out something good. Good times could be good memories. Bad times could be good lessons. You never lose, you only gain from life. It is just a matter of perspective.

32. A brilliant mind is useless without a fighting heart because in life’s challenges, you make an impression with what you say but you make a name with what you do.

33. If you keep doing what you have always done, you will always get what you always got. So, when you want something you’ve never had, you’ve got to do something you’ve never done.

34. Always be happy, always wear a smile; not because life is full of reasons to smile, but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.

35. Mornings are reminders that God loves us. We are not just given another day to enjoy but also given another chance to correct the wrongs of yesterday. Good morning.

Jun 15, 2006

text messages 6 - 30

*originally posted at kukote in a jar.

6. When an emotional injury takes place, the body begins a process as natural as the healing of a physical wound. Let the process happen. Trust that nature will do the healing. Know that the pain will pass and when it passes, you will be stronger, happier, more sensitive and aware.

7. Relationships are worth restoring. "Do everything possible on your part to live in peace with everybody" Romans 12:18.

8. What makes coffee sweet? Sugar? Wrong. It is the stirring that you do after you add sugar. As in life, it is what you do with what you have that makes your life worth living.

9. Kadalasan, nakakatakot ang magmahal, dahil nakakatakot masaktan, mahirap umasa, nakakatakot ding mapaglaruan. Pero di ba, mas nakakatakot kapag nalaman mo na kapatid mo pala si mahal? at tatay mo si dagul?

10. Sabi ng hangin, mabait ka. Sabi ng dagat, matalino ka. Sabi ng ilog at bundok, cute ka. Tama nga talaga ako, sirang sira na talaga ang kalikasan.

text messages 1 - 5

1. Morato and Maceda were driving in LA when an American swerves along the car path. Morato: F*ck you a*shole! American: Suck my d*ck! Maceda: Ay tita! Nakikipag-areglo!

2. Pababayaan mo bang maging friends na lang ang turing mo sa kanya? Kahit na mahal mo sya? Huwag kang duwag! Itinulak mo pa sya sa iba, hindi mo alam, nasaktan sya. Bakit? Nasubsob kaya! Putok ang nguso. Magsorry ka!

3. Wishing you a seductive and horny morning, licked by love and penetrated with heavenly graces. May all your problems be ejaculated before the climax of the day. Have a sexy day!

4. Anak: Mommy, ano po yung sex? Ina: Ah, eh number yun, anak! Anak: Tama! Kasi sabi ni Daddy kay Ninong, "Sex tayo!" Tapos, sumagot si Ninong, "69 ba ulit pare?" Yuck!

5. Kapag iniwan ba kita, hahabulin mo ako? Sasayangin mo ba oras mo para sa akin? Malulungkot ka ba dahil iniwan kita? Sa tingin ko, hindi eh, kasi, noon, iniwan na kita, ang sabi ko, "Stay!" Sabi mo lang.. "Arf! arf!"

Jun 14, 2006

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Jun 12, 2006

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