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1151. Don't be afraid to put your trust to someone who will love you completely, because not all fears are right and love doesn't always end in pain. Who knows? The one you've been waiting for has always been with you.
1152. Nobody can ever make you feel average without your permission. Ingratitude and criticism are going to come; they are part of the price you pay for leaping past mediocrity. When you make your mark in life, you'll always attract erasers. Never surrender your dream to noisy negatives! - The Enemy Called Average
1153. It's hard to explain what I feel. What I know is you are my friend. Maybe, I'm never the perfect one, but I will still be your friend no matter what. Just hold on, maybe, I will never be your bestfriend, but your friend forever.
1154. If you need a shoulder to cry on, mine is for free. No cover charge, no service charge, no government taxes. Just pure love for a friend. Just inform me, anytime, 24 hours open!
1155. Minsan, nakakatakot nang magmahal, hindi mo alam, baka masaktan ka lang ulit. Pero ganun naman talaga ang love di ba? Magsasayang ka muna ng maraming luha bago mo matagpuan ang taong kailanman ay hindi ka na iiwan pa.
1156. Madalas, kapag ang tao, nagdadasal, humihiling, gusto ko nito, gusto ko nyan, sana, may ganito, sana may ganyan. Hindi ko sila masisisi, hindi ka pa kasi nila nakikilala. Di sana, ang dasal na lang nila, "Thank you."
1157. Bakit yung iba, ang bilis kong palitan. Bakit sila, hindi ko iniiyakan. Bakit kapag iba, wala akong pakialam. Pero bakit kapag ikaw na, ang hirap mong kalimutan. =(
1158. Heart and brain were fighting. Heart said, "Idelete mo na sya! Stupid!" Mind replied, "Nagmamarunong ka pa dyan, how would I discard if I see you bleed everytime I try?"
1159. Kung mahal mo ang isang tao, hindi mo sya hahayaang mawala sa iyo. Hindi sasaktan, hindi paglalaruan, hindi paaasahin, hindi babalewalain kundi iingatan at ipaglalaban. At higit sa lahat, hindi mo papalitan!
1160. Garfield's words of wisdom: "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more info in our heads. So, I'm not fat! I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore so it started filling up the rest of me."
1161. Smile you made it least at but, you to this sent that fool the kill to want probably might you, this reading bothered have you after. Confused?? Read it backwards!
1162. One day, Aubrey Miles went to FHM magazine to check if she's still the sexiest girl in the world. Then, she walked out angry and shouting, "Who the hell is (yournamehere)?!"
1163. Noong isang gabi, sumakay ako sa dyip. Nagtataka ako kung bakit lahat sila, nakatingin sa akin. Ayaw nilang kumibo. Nakatitig lang sila sa akin. May isang naglakas ng loob at sinabi: "Iho, inarkila namin ito!"
1164. Friendship? Para daw grade sa Math. Mahirap abutin, pinaghihirapan. Minsan pasado, kadalasan, bagsak. Ako? Hindi ako magaling sa Math! Pero para sa iyo, handa akong mangopya sa katabi ko.
1165. If true friend can be bought, I'm going to sell you in an ukay ukay for only a peso or centavo with 50% discount! Why? So that anyone can avail a friend as true as you. Mukhang sosyal, pero di mahal!
1166. Boy1: Pare, tikman mo itong cake ko, masarap! Gawa ng nanay ko. Boy2: Ikaw na lang titikman ko pare, tutal, gawa ka rin ng nanay mo!
1167. Meron ka na lamang 6 na oras para manatiling tao. Kung gusto mong ipagpatuloy ang pagiging tao mo, itype lang ang MALIGNO OFF at isend sa 2870. Good luck!
1168. Imagine if all straight guys are talking in a gay lingo... Student: Buket di mo chinuva yung girlalet? Malaki naman ang susey ng lola mo ah. Hunk: Winnie cordero nga dude, smelanie marquez naman, wit na. Jaworski: Ok, beks, keber sa kalaban, jus focus, we cannot afford to luz valdez. You, achievin mo yung last free throw. Ok, go for gold to the highest level!
1169. You can cry all you want, you could always blame me. You said, it wasn't fair, that you just want life to be better. But remember, it's all your fault! You stabbed me with a knife! - Sibuyas.
1170. Sabi nila, kapag hindi ka raw mahal ng isang tao, huwag mo raw ipagpilitan ang sarili mo sa kanya. Sabi ko, "Ah, ok!" =)
1171. Kunwari, ang pangalan mo, "Ikaw", tapos ang pangalan ko ay "Ako". Ang tanong, sino ang panget?? =)
1172. God is so wise because he never created friends with price tags, because if He did, I cannot afford a precious one like you. Pero kung sakali man, syempre, pag-iipunan kita. =)
1173. TUKMOL: Sino sa inyo ang matapang? Lumabas! SIGA: Ako, matapang ako, bakit may problema ka? TUKMOL: Wala po, survey lang ho. Ngayon, yung duwag naman ang lumabas!
1174. Kung sino man kayong mahilig magpadala ng chain messages na walang kwenta, tigilan nyo na ako!! Punung-puno na ako!! Please pass to 10 persons and make a wish.
1175. Dear friend, I asked for a flower, you gave me a boquet; I asked for a stone, you gave me a statue; I asked for a feather, you gave me a peacock. Wow friend! Ang bingi mo!
1177. Naranasan mo na bang makita sya nang di sinasadya? Tinitigan ka nya sabay ngiti. Tahimik mo syang pinagmasdan. Bigla syang lumapit sayo. Niyakap ka nya at dahan-dahang bumulong, 'holdap to'.
1178. Tinanong ko ex ko kung mahal pa nya ako. Hindi sya sumagot. Sa halip kinuha nya kamay ko at nilagay nya sa dibdib nya. Naluha ako at sinampal ko sya dahil naramdaman ko, may boobs na ang gaga!
1179. When you're feeling blue, don't hesitate to come to me. I'll gladly help you. May crayola ako dito, kokoloran kita ng pink para kikay!
1180. Anak: Ma, hingi sana ako ng P50. Nanay: P40? Ang laki naman ng P30! Anong gagawin mo sa P20? Akala mo madaling kumita ng P10? O, eto P5. :)
1181. When life is a mess, when my heart has been crushed, when I’m wearing a frown, when I breakdown and cry, when I’m blue, can I comfort myself by saying, I have you?
1182. To be happy, don’t do whatever you like – like whatever you do. Happiness comes not from having much to live ON, but having much to live FOR.
1183. Falling down doesn’t make you a failure but staying down does. Always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall harder, you bounce back higher.
1184. May the arm of your angel hold you tight each day. May she light and guide you all the way. But if ever your angel is busy today, just tell me, ako ang magdu-duty. :)
1185. Pinaka-corny pero pinaka-effective na pick-up line: “Miss, alam mo ba, hindi tayo tao, hindi tayo hayop, at hindi tayo halaman. BAGAY TAYO! BAGAY!” =)
1186. You never know what you have till you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back! - snatcher.
1187. Galing ni God no? Alam Nya kung san magiging masaya ang tao, kung saan pwede magmahal at mahalin ng totoo. Kung saan yung langit dito sa mundo. Kaya pala nilagay niya ako malapit sa 'yo :)
1188. Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako! - libag.
1189. Bkit ganun? “Malalaman mo lang na importante ang isang tao pag nawala na sya sayo.” Sana, baliktad na lang.“Sayo sya na nawala pag tao isang ang importante na lang mo malalaman.” Ano daw!?
1190. Do you know what is “Inner Row?” What is Inner Row? Inner row... is that which comes before Pibrerow, Marsow, Abril, Mayow, Hunyow, Hulyow, Agustow! Hehe.
1191. Eve: “Oh Adam, do you love me?” Adam: “Who else?”
1192. Boy1: Bakit mo ako sinuntok? Boy2: Tinawag mo akong hipopotamus! Boy1: Last year pa yon! Tarantado! Boy2: Eh kanina ko lang nakita picture ng hippopotamus, bobo!
1193. Life can be so unfair. Cooking a meal takes one hour, but eating it takes 5 mins. Constructing a building takes 6 months, but blowing it up takes 30 secs. Earning P10,000 takes 30 days, but paying the cashier for a cellphone takes 2 seconds. However, it’s amazing that a second smack on the cheek can make your day, a 5-second glimpse of your crush can make your week and a 10-second hug can take your 1 year pain away!
1194. You’ll realize that you’ve spent 3 seconds of your life reading this.
1195. Magandang ibigay na regalo. Sa kaibigan: KATAPATAN. Sa kaaway: PAGPAPATAWAD. Sa magulang: PASASALAMAT. Sa Diyos: BUHAY MO. Sa akin: Sony Ericsson Cybershot phone, iPod video with speakers, shopping spree sa Hong Kong, Apple na laptop with all the gadgets, plasma tv, own Disneyland, money, Porsche convertible, roundtrip sa buong mundo and my own ice cream store. Yan lang, happy na ako. Ayoko ng masyadong galante, mababaw lang kaligayahan ko.
1196. Nang makita kita, parang ayaw kitang tawagin. Kasi, baka balewalain mo lang ako. Pero naisip ko, hindi porket sikat ka, hindi na kita pwedeng makausap. Kaya tinawag kita, "Bakekang, Bakekang! Papirma naman!"
1197. They say true love only happens once in a blue moon. Ito ang tanong, sa buong buhay ko, hindi pa ako nakakita ng asul na buwan! Addict, di ba? Buwan? Asul? =)
1198. Teacher: Class, draw a fish! Class: Yes, ma'am! Teacher: Pedro, why is your drawing very dirty? Pedro: Ma'am, huwag kang makialam. Bagoong yan!
1199. Magsyota, naglalakad sa park. Girlfriend: Hon, ihi muna ako. Boyfriend: Dyan ka na lang sa damuhan. Habang umiihi, kinapkap ni BF ang legs ni GF nang may nahawakan syang mahaba sa gitna ng mga legs. Boyfriend: Pucha! Nagpalit ka ba ng kasarian? Girlfriend: Ulol! Nagpalit lang ako ng desisyon, tatae na lang ako!
1200. Piglet sat beside Pooh and whispered, "Pooh?" "Yes, Piglet," said Pooh. "Nothing," Piglet said. Piglet took Pooh's paw and added, "I just want to make sure you're here." - Brokeback Mountain: Disney style. =)
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1153: Olive (27700983***9)
1154-1155: Pres of Taiwan (+88691023***4)
1156, 1160: Abet (+63917866***0)
1157-1159, 1196-1197: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1161: Arnel
1162: Anonymous (+63918613***0)
1163: Lojik
1164-1165: Mylene (+63917806***8)
1169-1170, 1198-1200: Carlo (+639228149229)
1171: Tin
1172: Jenasarang
1173-1180: Far
1181-1190: Meigh
1191-1195: Yumipitz
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