1302. It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.
1303. You can close your eyes with the things you don't wanna see but you can never close your heart with the things you don't wanna feel.
1304. To define a friend would be a hard thing to do cause I know I haven't been one to you. But naming a friend would be an easy thing to do because I know that I have found one in you.
1305. The difficulty is not dying for your love but in finding a love worth dying for.
1306. Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted.
1307. You do your things, I do mine. I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. You are you, I am I, is there a chance for it to be "You and I"?
1308. You seem like a sundae in a cup with mallows on top, so very sweet that I wish it would never stop. How I wish I were the cup so I can hug you from bottom to top.
1309. It's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with you that makes me happy.
1310. Love demands a loving deed when you see someone in need. Don't just say you love him true, prove it by the deeds you do.
1311. Stars are like friends, there is always some around you, you just have to find your favorite one! And you are my favorite star of them all.
1312. You shouldn't be stupid enough to fall in love with someone who is stupid enough not to fall in love with you.
1313. A friend like you is like a shooting star amongst the million stars in the sky. You let yourself fall from heaven to make me smile.
1314. If the wishing star offered to give me either a million dollars or the greatest friend in the world I'd take the million dollars cause I've already got the greatest friend in the world.
1315. Loving someone means giving him the freedom to find his way whether it leads him towards you or away from you.
1316. Friendship has one law. Never make your friend feel alone till you are there! So, disturb your friends as much as you can, like what i'm doing now.
1317. The greatest disease in the world isn't medical. It's being unwanted, unloved & uncared for. We can cure physical diseases but the only cure for despair is love. There are those who are dying for a piece of bread but many more are dying for a piece of love. Share it everyday. - Grey's Anatomy.
1318. If you want somebody for a day, get a date. If you want somebody for a week, get a fling. If you want somebody for a year, get a love. But if you want somebody for life, get a friend. You got me here!
1319. Until you find the person who completes you, you would never know that all along, you are only half of what you were meant to be. Find someone who completes you. Your other half, your better half. Someone whom you can't live without. And when you find that someone, don't let go. Never take that someone for granted. For when you lose that person, it will be very hard to live a life having only half of what you were.
1320. Sometimes emotions burst when it is tightly kept. I just want you to know that if there's something wrong, always remember three things: I'm here... I will listen... and I will never leave you.
1321. We don't choose the person we fall for. It just hits us like a bullet and ... bang! We couldn't feel it at first, unless we see ourselves bleeding.
1322. When God is involved, anything can happen. Be open. God has a beautiful way of bringing good vibrations out of broken chords.
1323. I thought you're just one of the many acquiantances I'd meet through out life but knowing you slowly became a pleasant surprise. Now I understand what they mean when they say blessing in disguise.
1324. Once there was a butterfly in my palm, but I let it flew. Not because I don't love it but because I wanted it to enjoy with the flowers & the bees. Keeping it in my palm won't make it the best butterfly it can be. So from a distance I'm happier watching it fly & play in the garden while the sun is still shining because when the rain comes, I'll know if it truly loves me, it will fly back to me.
1325. Something to ponder on: The things that makes us different from anybody else are the things that make us beautiful. So don't change just to fit into someone else's standard. Be the standard.
1327. Kung bola ka, at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.
1328. Uy! Papicture tayo! Para ma-develop tayo sa isa't isa!
1329. Excuse me, are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.
1330. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Kasi type kita.
1331. Kumakain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo eh.
1332. Surgeon ka ba? Kasi ikaw lang ang nagkapagbukas ng puso ko!
1333. Paano nga ba naman makakalabas ang usok kung ang chimineya ay barado ng dumi at niyebe, ipalinis ito ngayon din! - Ms. Minchin.
1334. Boy: Uy, ang ganda ng ipin mo ha, parang exams. Tony: Huh? Baket naman? Boy: One seat apart!
1335. Problemado ka ba at walang pera?! Ito ang sagot dyan. Just text NANAY(space)PENGE(space)PERA(amount) at isend sa number nya! Ang dali, di ba?
1336. Trivia: Alam mo bang kapag ininom mo ang katas ng damong makahiya, mas mabisa pa sa Viagra kung erection din lang ang pag-uusapan? May side effect nga lang. Kapag nasagi, titiklop!
1337. Alam mo bang sa tuwing ika'y umaawit, naisip ko, sa radyo ka na lang kaya kumanta, o kaya, sa tv. Alam mo kung bakit? Para madaling patayin. =)
1338. Baka may kilala kang lalaki na interesadong magtrabaho sa Dunkin Donuts, irecommend ko sya. 15K ang starting pay, with uniform shirt and tie pero walang pants kasi ang trabaho nya, taga butas ng donut!
1339. Wife: Hon, kain ka na. Husband: Busog pa ako. Wife: Hindi naman food eh, yung sa akin. Husband: Busog pa nga ako, birthday ng secretary ko, nagpakain din sya!
1340. Sabi nila, find a serious friend, yung tuturuan ka ng tama, yung dadalhin ka sa mabuti, yung the best! Natawa ako, kasi sa isip ko, saan naman ako kukuha nun eh puro may sayad kayo!
1341. BF: Honey, yung binili kong PH Care para sa iyo, wala yatang bisa. Bakit ganito pa rin ang amoy at lasa ng ano mo? GF: Ewan ko nga ba, eh gabi-gabi, isang kutsara naman ang iniinom ko!
1342. No words can tell how much I appreciate you... No words nga eh! Press ka pa ng press... No words nga! NO WORDS! No words mare! =)
1343. Ano ka sa past life mo? Get the 4th letter of your name. Ito yun: A-Fairy, B-Tutule, C-Unggoy, D-Baboy ramo, E-Halimaw sa Banga, F-Uhog, G-Uod, H-Bakla, I-Palakang bukid, J-Kulangot sa pader, K-Sirena, L-Pusang gala, M-Asong ulol, N-Tipaklong, O-Alikabok, P-Tutubing karayom, Q-Bakulaw, R-Bulate, S-Kampupot, T-Langaw-tae, U-Tae, V-Alipunga, W-Libag sa singit, X-Almoranas, Y-Kuhol, Z-Hadhad. Hahaha! Badtrip ka ba? Ganti ka na lang sa iba!
1344. Dahil sa lungkot ng mga Mexicano kay Pacquiao matapos pabagsakin sina Barrera, Marquez, Larios at Morales, ilalaban na ang huling alas nila... si Zorro!
1345. Boom talong, talong! Boom talong, talong! Saluyot, saluyot Baah! Gooh! Onng! Naks, kinanta nya. Dahil kinanta mo, ikaw ang bigatin! Hehehe.
1346. Kikay girls don't make habol guys kasi sayang their footspa. So, if you're planning to cry for just a guy, think! Then say, Ay, not na lang. Sayang my make-up, kakapagod magretouch.
1347. Kahit nasasaktan ang isang tao, pinipili pa rin nyang magmahal. Bakit? Sus! Nagtanong pa! Syempre, malandi eh! Hindi talaga natuto! Hehehe.
1348. Daga1: Ako tapang! Kain ako Racumin! Daga2: Mas tapang ako, kain ako cheese with mouse trap. Daga3: Ako tapang sa lahat! Daga2: Bakit? Daga3: Nagsex kami ng pusa!
1349. Pagkatapos mong magpakahirap akong makuha, bibilugin mo lang ako?! - kulangot.
1350. Hindi lahat ng bold star at bottomless, bastos! - Winnie the Pooh.
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1 comment:
wow. super laugh trip!
thanks for making my day! =D
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