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It's always time to have some good laugh. If you feel sad, just relax and read some of this Funny Text Messages that would surely ease your sadness goodbye. Also I have included some Pinoy Text Jokes. Enjoy reading!!!

Funny Text Messages and Pinoy Text Jokes

4016. I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump out of the window... I look down & then... I laugh again. Hahaha!!!

4017. Mirror… mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all? The mirror laughed and gave a howl, its not you, you ugly cow.

4018. This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.

4019. It is important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, and a man who is great in the sack. It's also important that these 3 men should never meet!

4020. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! Kind, intelligent, loving and hot…This describes everything you are not!

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Here are some collections of Birthday Greetings and Birthday Text Messages that you can use for your friends, relatives and special someone who will celebrate their birthday.


Birthday Text Messages and Birthday Greetings

3996. Much more I want to say than merely wishing you Happy Birthday. You are the one, FRIEND so true, You mean a lot and I'm proud of you. Lots of wishes, I want to send, on your birthday, my dear friend. Happy Birthday!

3997. The bond we share... Is so rare and precious. I wish you get everything that your heart desires for. Happy Birthday!!!

3998. As you celebrate your special day... I celebrate you! Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!!!

3999. May Joys be blooming on your way through out a very happy day. Wishing you a very blessed and happy birthday!!

4000. I am so insignificant without you. You bring colors to my life. You mean the world to me. Happy Birthday to someone very special. Wish you more Birthdays to come.

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Happy New Year to every one!!! Here are some New Year Text Messages or New Year Greetings that you can send to your love ones specially those far away from you. Enjoy the Holiday Season!!!


New Year Text Messages

3981. A New year...A New Start...A New Chapter...A New Beginning...Forget the bad...
Cherish the GOOD...I sincerely wish you a very blessed new year ahead. Happy New Year!

3982. My wishes for you in year 2010...Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2010. Happy New year!!

3983. Happy New Year is ... when you love me all year long
Happy New Year is ... when I can love you all year long.

3984. Let the fireworks begin!! Let's toast the New Year... Happy New Year!!

3985. As our world grows another year older... Here's wishing that you get the biggest slice of happiness and good luck to fill your heart and home today and the whole year through. Happy New Year!!!

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It's Christmas all over the world!!! People are busy buying gifts for their monito's and monita. Party here and there! This is the time of gift giving and time to spend the holidays with relatives and friends. However, there are those people whom you wanted to be with this Christmas but unfortunately they are far from us. As much as possible, families would want to celebrate this holiday season together but others just can't. Here's a list of Christmas Text Messages that you can send to your friends and relatives who are far from you. Let them feel the warmth of this holiday season by letting them know that they are not forgotten.

Christmas Text Messages

3961. Somehow, not only for Christmas but all the long year through, the joy that you give to others is the joy that comes back to you. Wishing you a Merry Christmas!!

3962. Happy thoughts remove life's pressures. They have healing powers and uplift spirits. They lead to blissful lives. Think happy today. Merry Christmas!!

3963. May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill,
and may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy. Have a Merry Christmas!

3964. Before the clock strikes at 12 let me greet you and your family a Merry Christmas. May the season of joy bring peace to you and your family. Enjoy the holidays!!

3965. From home to home and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, bring us closer to each other. Wish you a Merry Christmas

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It's October! What's Up? It's Halloween time again!!! Here's a new lists of text messages that you can share with your family and friends. New updates from Inspirational Text Messages, this is the right time to inspire people not to lose hope. Let us share some laughter's with our friends with those Funny Text Messages and Pinoy Text Jokes and also... we have some Halloween Text Messages to scare our enemies!!! hehehe

Inspirational Text Messages

3936. Life is an undying cycle. It is a battle of survival. If you quit, then you're a loser. If you fall, you stand up! If you keep on complaining about the miseries of your life, nothing will happen. GOD doesn't throw stones that we cannot catch. Live with HIM and everything will turn out good. Have a blessed Sunday.

3937. Whoever overlooks wrongs, all his sins are overlooked... whoever is merciful to others, heaven is merciful to him...good evening to all :)

3938. GOD has reason for allowing things to happen… Those who thank GOD even in trials turn burden into blessings… so keep your faith close to your heart and GOD shall provide the comfort u need… GOOD MORNING

3939. Life moves forward not backwards. It cannot move back and you cannot go back. It is like time. It is time. Do not let words or judgments that people put on you stop you from moving forward. You have no time to waste to allow anyone to push you back. You must move forward to keep up with who you are and what you want in life. Moving back will only slow you down. Only listen to and let things that push you forward affect you. That is all you need and nothing more." :)

3940. THOUGHTS 4 TODAY: Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire, if you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons. Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference.