Sep 26, 2009

text messages 3906-3935

Textmates reloaded!!! Another great text messages for you guys!!! Updates from Inspirational Text Messages, Romantic Love Quotes Text Messages and Funny Text Messages, also I added some Friendship Text Messages for you. By the way, I also posted some Pinoy Text Jokes to spice up your day! Go get you cell phone now and start texting!!!

Inspirational Text Messages

3906. May GOD give u relief for every stress, a sweet song for every sigh, an answer for every trial & peace for every troubled moment...
Good day! :-)

3907. I may never have the opportunity to do great things for you, but I'll always find a chance to do small things in a great way...thru PRAYERS! Good morning!

3908. We are tested by major changes, delayed promises, impossible problems, unanswered prayers, undeserved criticism, & even senseless tragedies. But the good news is that God wants us to pass the tests of life... but He never allows the tests we face to be greater than the grace He gives us! God bless.

3909. Don't count the things you think you've done for someone. Instead, count the number of times you felt better, just because you made them happy... =)

3910. Your life will be richer if you will make an effort to: Mend a quarrel. Search for a forgotten friend. Dismiss a suspicion & replace it w/ trust. Write a letter to someone who misses you. Encourage someone who has lost faith. Keep a promise. Forget an old grudge. Express your gratitude. Fight for a principle. Overcome an old fear. Tell someone you love them. Tell them again. And again. And again. Good morning!!! ;-)

Friendship Text Messages

3911. Friendship isn't ranked by whom we have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best, it's about...who came... and NEVER LEFT..."

3912. "Good friends are those "who care" with out hesitations… "who remember" with out limitations. And "who remains the same" even without communications. Have a good day!

3913. Sometimes friends are separated by priorities, by distance, by differences & pride, but no matter how far & different we are I’ll always be the friend you’ve known from the start (",) :-)

3914. I may not be as important as u think, I may not even be at your priority list, and I know you’ll forget me easily. Just want you to know that I’m just here when you need something... - from nothing...=)

3915. THANK YOU for touching my LIFE in ways you may never know. MY RICHES do not lie in MATERIAL WEALTH but in having FRIENDS like YOU, a PRECIOUS GIFT from GOD!

3916. Best friends till the end, that’s what we always said, even when all hopes were dead. We will always be & nothing can overcome but you & me. Even when nothing will bend our friendship we will always mend. There’s nothing we can’t overcome, we will always be there when we need someone. We will never part, as long as we have each other in our hearts. Lies never told, standing together so strong & so bold. With nowhere to begin, I know I’ll never be without you, my best friend. You can cry on my shoulders thru sun & rain, while others still come & go. When your light fades away, I’ll bring back the sunlight into my day. Nothing else in mind, someone who’s always there even when you’re in a bind. All through out time, I’m proud, lucky you’re mine.

Romantic Love Quotes Text Messages

3917. The man who really loves a girl is the guy who knows that he can make the girl cry… but will never try.

3918. The importance of something is seen when it’s done. The worth of someone is realized when there gone. For it’ll always be a mystery that we realize the essence when it’s already a memory! Good evening!

3919. Sometimes we dream of having someone we really like but life isn’t like that. We don’t get everything we want but in the end we end up loving someone better than we dream. Good evening!!

3920. Love is like a STAPLER it’s easy to attach but hard to detach & the worst is when you’re able to detach it, it still leaves the paper..."DAMAGED".

3921. Love always has its "ERRORS”. Sometimes we try to "REFRESH" then realize its best to "SHUT DOWN" but the hardest part is... to "RESTART" your life & "REFORMAT" your Heart.

Funny Text Messages

3922. Do you know why a previous relationship is called "EX"? Well, others say it's because it’s a term for the past. But for me, "EX" is short for, "EXPIRED" Wahaha!

3923. The word "woman" has "man" in it. The pronoun "Mrs." has "Mr." in it. The noun "female" has "male" in it. Another pronoun "she" has "he" in it. Even the French "Madam" has "Adam" in it. It is therefore no wonder that "men" always want to be inside "women." ;o) hehehe Good Morning!!

3924. Who is Guilty? Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts: “Quick!! My husband is back!” Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes: “Damn! I’m the husband!”

3925. Stress test: There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals: Kingkong, ape, orangutan and a monkey pass-by. They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana. Who do you guess will win will reflect your personality. Try to answer within 30 seconds. …Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis. If your answer is…Orangutan: flipping stupid
Ape: You fool
Monkey: you’re an idiot
Kingkong: Stupid

Coconut tree don’t have bananas. It’s obvious that you’re stressed. =)

3926. College Dictionary:
ABSENT- good way to avoid recitation.
ALLOWANCE- force that motivates you to go to school.
BOOK- used as pillow by the students the night before the exam.
BONUS- the key in passing the exam.
GROUP STUDY- alibi used by students to be with friends in a drinking session.
LATE- when the instructor arrives earlier than expected.
READ & STUDY- causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill.
RED HORSE- main source of hydration and energy after exam.
TOMORROW- deadline. =)

Pinoy Text Jokes

3927. Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nagkukutsara na. Pedro: Baligtad yata? Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw pare! Hahaha

3928. Advantage at disadvantage ng may asawa. ADVANTAGE: Pagkailangan mo, nandiyan agad. DISADVANTAGE: Pag ayaw mo na…nandiyan pa din. Hahaha!!!

3929. Anak: tay ayaw po uminom ng kalabaw. Itay: eh bakit saan mo ba pinainom? Anak: sa baso po!. Itay: dapat nilagyan mo pa ng straw para SULIT ang katangahan mong Hayop ka!

3930. 2 AMIGA naglalasing! Pag-uwi natatae sila at sa sementeryo inabutan. Ang isa ginamit ang panty pamunas tsaka tinapon. Yung isa,nakakita ng bouquet ng flower sa puntod at ginawang pamunas. Kinabukasan, sabi ng mga asawa nila,
JUAN: Pare,bantayan natin mga misis natin. Misis ko umuwi kagabi walang panty!
PEDRO: Mas grabe misis ko pare..Merong card nakadikit sa puwet na may nakasulat, "We'll never forget you. From all the GUYS AT THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT” Hahaha!!!

3931. Boy: chocolate ka ba?
Girl: Ahihihi!! ,banat ba yan?
Boy: hindi! negra ka kasi! hahaha!

3932. MATH TEACHER: anong pinag-iba ng 69 at 6.9?
Student: Ma’am pareho lang po sila ng position kaya lang mas kadiri ang 6.9
Teacher: Ha! bakit?
Student: kasi po my period. hehehe

3933. BADING: Father,ang gwapo at ang cute mo naman. Bakit ka pa kasi nagpari?
PRIEST: Dahil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na mag-madre ako. Nakakalungkot gurl. Hahaha!!!

3934. Sa swimming pool…
Tao1: Tulong! Tulong! Di ako marunong Lumangoy!
Tao2: E ano naman?! Ako nga di marunong magluto, sinisigaw ko ba?! Tumahimik ka nga!..weehehe.

3935. TEACHER: Magpapa class picture tayo para paglaki ninyo, sasabihin nyo; "Wow si Dodong, pulis na! Wow si Inday, nurse na! Wow si Tomas, doctor na! JUAN: Wow si ma’am, patay na! TEACHER: Umupo ka litse ka! Wag kang sasali!




Contributors:

3906-3910, 3912 ; Abet Basey (0917866***0)
3911,3913-3914, 3917-3921; Donser (0929221***7)
3915-3916 ; Jesse Knott (0907703***0)
3922,3929,3934-3935; Anonymous (0908972***3)
3923,3930; Anonymous (0918277***9)
3924; Anonymous (0921369***9)
3925-3926; Syvil Lingo (0920725***0)
3927-3928,3931 ; Ariel Sampaga (277001010***2)
3932; Anonymous (0908633***9)
3933; Anonymous (0908707***2)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

uy...I like the new layout. akala ko, naligaw ako nung una hehe. nice!

-Des

hilarious text messages said...

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hilarious text messages said...

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vinith said...

thanks for the post.. keep posting..!