Mar 22, 2007

text messages 2001 - 2050

2001. God gave us two gifts: one is choice, the other, chance. The choice of a good life and the chance to make it the best. God bless you with a lovely day!

2002. Things don't just happen, they're planned by God's own dear hand, molded and shaped and timed by His clock. Have a worry-free day for God is in control. Good night!

2003. Today, before you think of saying any unkind word, think of someone who can't speak. Before you complain about the food you eat, think of someone who has nothing to eat. Before you complain about life, think of someone who went too early to heaven. And when you are tired and complaining about your job, think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had their job. And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down, put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still around. Life is a gift. Enjoy the day, it's full of God's blessings. Good morning!

2004. The most humble statement we can say is "I am nothing without God." And our most powerful statement is "With God, nothing is impossible!" Take care. Good morning!

2005. Don't be afraid to take risks and experience pain to achieve your dreams. Always remember, if you want a rainbow, you must first go through the rain.

2006. Always tell someone how you feel. Mean what you say and say what you mean. Because opportunities are lost in a blink of an eye, but regrets can last a lifetime.

2007. Because of a friend like you, I've laughed a little harder, cried a little less, smiled a bit more. Because of you, I've learned to appreciate life more, thanks for coming my way!

2008. In my life, there are many problems I face. Sometimes too hard for me to handle and sometimes, I easily give up. Do you know what keeps my heart fighting? A piece of my life called friends!

2009. Once a book of friendship was opened, it should never be closed again. A living book meant to be read and enjoyed forever. I hope our book of friendship will never be closed!

2010. There are things in this world that can never be ours just because of these simple truths: 1. They are bad for us. 2. They already belong to someone else. 3. We already lost the opportunity to claim them as our own. 4. They are just not meant to be ours. So, if you are caught up with wanting something you clearly can't have, please, remember, you may trade in all your cards for what you want, but in the end, maybe, you'll find that it's not something you really need.

2011. Don't be afraid to take chances even if it might get you hurt. Just be strong and take it because you might miss that single chance that would change your life and make you really happy.

2012. Why is the windshield bigger than the rear view mirror? Because what's ahead is more important than what's behind. God bless you always! Good morning!

2013. We heal our minds whenever we let bad memories go. We heal our souls whenever we pray and we heal our hearts whenever we forgive. God bless you!

2014. Don't wait for time, make it. Don't wait for love, feel it. Don't wait for money, earn it. Don't wait for the path, find it. Don't wait for opportunity, create it. Don't go for less, get the best. Don't compare, be unique. Don't fight your misfortune, transform it. Don't avoid failure, use it. Don't dwell on mistakes, learn from them. Don't back down, go around. Don't close your eyes, open your mind. Don't run from life, embrace it.

2015. You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.

2016. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved, we love to love.

2017. Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk everything, you risk even more.

2018. It's one of the greatest ironies of human existence that the more you love someone, the more you make yourself vulnerable in the pain of losing them. And the more people you love, the more you increase your chances of getting hurt. Yes, love makes you strong. But at the same time it leaves you defenseless.

2019. I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken, and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived.

2020. What is the difference between love and a pack of cigarettes? Both of them can make you sick but at least, the cigarettes come with a warning.

2021. It's not wrong to give it all when you love. It's not wrong to love a person so much. Because sometimes, the only wrong thing is the person you love.

2022. The most interesting thing about heart transplants is that one completely loses his own heart and be replaced with someone else's yet still has the feelings for the same person he/she loves. This proves that love works in the minds of people and not in their hearts. Bottomline is, love is a state of mind. You'll learn how to forget only if you try doing so. - Dr. Burke, Grey's Anatomy.

2023. There are things in life that you can't hold on forever, no matter how much you fight for it. Sometimes, destiny isn't always good, it becomes playful. When you met someone you learned to love, you thought that it was destiny who made your path cross. But what if making your paths cross is just a part of the game that the playful destiny create? Making you realize in the end that the person you thought that was destined for you wasn't really meant to stay, but only destined to make you feel loved and leave you when you've already fallen.

2024. When a guy loves you, he'll bring out your natural best. When a guy loves you, he'll be proud even at your worst. When a guy loves you, he'll say that you're pretty even at your ugliest. When a guy loves you, he'll never leave you especially at your weakest. When a guy loves you, he'll never get even tired of caressing you. When a guy loves you, he'll come back to you after you reject him. Because no matter how cruel the situation would be, if a guy really loves you, he'll make a way even how hard it could be.

2025. Some say, "It's not love if you have doubts." I say, "Sometimes, we just refuse to believe." They say, "You can't love somebody you haven't met." I say, "I haven't met God but I love Him."



2026. Love always has its "errors." Sometimes, we try to "refresh", then realize that it's best to "shutdown." But the hardest part is to "restart" your life and "reformat" your heart!

2027. Sometimes, you have to try not to care no matter how much you do. Because sometimes, you can mean nothing to someone who means everything to you.

2028. If we fall in love because someone makes us laugh, what happens when we no longer find them funny? If we fall in love because someone is beautiful, what happens when that beauty fades? If we fall in love because someone can provide for us, what happens when they lose their wealth? Because love defies all reasons, when you truly love someone, you just can't find a reason, you just do.

2029. Dolphins never separate from their mate when they find each other. Lovebirds die when their better half is dead. Us human? We can never tell if our partner is the right one for us. If things do not work out, we always have a choice, and that is to search for love all over again. Lucky are those who find love and contentment much as the dolphins and the lovebirds do.

2030. When it comes to love, it's hard to know if you have the right one. Many promises have been made, but still, lovers weep, and left in sorrow. Why? Because words can't immortalize emotions.

2031. Remember this: You can love two people at the same time. But never at the same degree.

2032. A philosopher said that hate is not the opposite of love. Hating your ex doesn't mean you don't love him/her anymore. The fact that you are giving him/her such intense emotions means he/she has an effect on you and he/she is still worth your attention. Apathy is the opposite love. You can only say you've fallen out of love when you no longer care what he/she says or does. So how can you stop love? Unfortunately, you can't. Love dies on its own. You'd just wake up one day and realize you're over him/her. Don't suppress and it will come naturally.

2033. Being happy with the person you love is the great climax of life. Do you know what climax means? It's the best feeling and yet it's the shortest.

2034. The leaves of trees just keep falling. Lesson? You can't always keep someone to yourself forever. Sometimes, you have to let go. Yet, you have to remain standing, like trees do.

2035. Tinkerbell speaks: They say that when you leave Neverland, you'd grow up and you'd meet different people who'd try and make you believe. Sometimes, you'd choose the prince. He'd take you to his castle, dance with you, but would allow you to leave when the clock strikes 12. Sometimes, you'd meet Spiderman, he'd give you the sweetest kiss and vanishes for all time. Sometimes, you'd find your Peter Pan, a guy who'd take care of you, and fly with you against the winds but then you'd notice that his heart still belongs to Wendy. So, I'll be like Princess Fiona. I'll find my Shrek, not perfect, but real and stays forever.

2036. Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

2037. One of the biggest form of flattery is knowing that just by being your normal, wonderful self, you make some bitches extremely insecure. =)

2038. Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains! - Yiddish proverb. Oo nga naman!

2039. Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? Because most of these men already have their own boyfriends! Bongga!

2040. A dancer is dancing. Public clapping. She removes top. More claps. Removes bra. Louder claps. Removes panty. Silence. Moral of the story: You can't clap with one hand. =)

2041. Doctor: For your health, take only a cup of rice, lean meat and vegetables. Fruits for dessert and lots of juice. Fat guy: Doctor, shall I take them before or after meals? =)

2042. Marie: I've got to get birth control pills. I can't afford to get pregnant! Susan: I thought your husband had a vasectomy. Marie: That's why I must not get pregnant!

2043. A girl started to look at her pussy, then she could no longer control herself and started touching it. At one point, she went mad and rubbed it so violently, that the pussy said, "Meow!" and ran away!

2044. Osama Bin Laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him, "I have 4 apples, how can I divide it among 5 children?" He answered, "Kill one child."

2045. What all married men should learn from James Yap: 1. It's safer to bed many women than only one many times. 2. Never give your real name. 3. When partly caught, never partly admit, totally deny it. Say it was part of the "Honey Cucumber" scrub and yo fell asleep midway. 4. When you're young and horny, don't get married yet. 5. Best to be an unknown second rate basketball player if you like dribbling outside the court. If all else fails, there is always Hope!

2046. Man1: Anong pulutan nyo kahapon sa birthday mo? Man2: Pata! Man1: Wow! Anong klaseng pata? Man2: Pata-galan ng kwento! Walang pera eh. =)

2047. Misis: Bakit ba tuwing kumakanta ako, lumalabas ka ng bahay? Hindi mo ba gusto ang boses ko? Mister: Hindi naman. Gusto ko lang malaman ng mga kapitbahay na hindi kita sinasaktan! =)

2048. Groom: Bakit ka malungkot? Hindi ka ba masaya na pinakasalan kita maski GRO ka? Bride: Iniisip ko kasi tuwing magtatalik tayo, hindi mo na ako babayaran. Sayang din kasi! =)

2049. Teacher: Bakit wala si Mary sa Last Supper? Erap (scratching head): Siya ang nagKodak!?!

2050. Man1: Pare, bakit ba ang mga doktor, may takip sa mukha kapag nag-oopera? Man2: Pare, kaya sila nakatakip, para kapag namatay ang pasyente, hindi sila makikilala! :)


Contributors:

2001-2003, 2011-2021, 2039-2045, 2047-2050: Asha (+63917898***7)
2004-2009, 2025-2026: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2010, 2027-2038: Eroica
2022-2024: Joy (+63910727***1)
2046: Abet (+63917866***0)

1 comment:

robertswayze said...

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