Mar 8, 2007

text messages 1901 - 1950

1901. Life is like music. It has high notes and low notes. No matter how high or low your notes may be, keep in tune with God and you'll never go out of tune in the music of life. Good morning!

1902. The best way to bring focus into your life is to never place a question mark where God has put a period. Good day! God bless.

1903. Let the blessings of God flow in your life like springs of living water of rivers that never run dry. God cares for you today, tomorrow and for always. Good morning!

1904. As you go through this day, praise God for the gift of life and the magic of love that binds family and friends who nourish our hearts and bring us real joy. Good morning!

1905. Begin your day with a short prayer. "Lord, walk with me today, I have no idea what lies before me. Be my strength to make the most of in and use it to Your glory." Good morning!

1906. Here is the weather forecast today: There shall be shower of blessings all over you and a heavy downpour of God's love all around you. Have a great day ahead!

1907. If you walk 1000 miles away from God, you will only need one step backward to get to Him because He always follows you wherever you go and loves you whatever you do.

1908. All the village people decided to pray for the rain to come. On the day of prayer, only 1 boy came with an umbrella. That's faith.

1909. Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we should live it the best way we can. There's no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect moments.

1910. Smile at insults, laugh away anger and your soul will forever be at peace. Remember the line on Princess Diaries? No one can ever hurt you without your consent. Good morning!

1911. After a while, you just can't cry anymore. You just have to believe that what happens is what supposed to happen, and well, you can't change that, even if you tried. So just dry the tears and hope tomorrow will be a better day.

1912. It doesn't matter if the song of life that you sing is simple or complicated. All that matters is how much you put into that song. Your life is controlled only by what you give to it. You won't get anything from it if you don't put feeling into life. That's why people fall in love. If they give that feeling, they get it back. Put all you've got into this life, and when the day comes for you to pass on, you won't regret what you did.

1913. In life, you are given certain chances, you have to make certain choices. A choice that may change your life. If given a chance, would you rather be wrong but happy? Or right but sad?

1914. Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and on some days you are the statue.

1915. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

1916. Needing someone is like a parachute, if he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

1917. Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience!

1918. You won't fully enjoy a swing unless you raise your feet from the ground. You won't fully enjoy a boat ride unless you remove the rope's knot from the river bank. Your dog won't fully enjoy his/her dog's life unless you remove the chain on his/her neck. Lesson: Never ever limit yourself when it comes to happiness. Learn how to let go and move on. Life is beautiful.

1919. Chicken Soup for today: Emotional stress greatly affects our lives. It's always lethargic and everyone's vulnerable. Always have your emotions in constant check. Reconcile misunderstandings and clear ugly thoughts. Free your mind from cluttered emotions. Never leave space for doubtful feelings. A light heart is more efficient in work, love and to other things.

1920. Other people's opinion of you does not have to become your reality. Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it. I don't know the key to success, but one key to failure is to please everyone. So why waste your time thinking about what others will tell you? Instead, do what makes you and God happy. Good morning!

1921. Everyday, find out who you are, and be that. Decide what comes first, and do that. Discover your strengths, and use them. Learn not to compete with others, because no one else is in the contest of being you. You are fearfully and wonderfully made and there's only one you in the world.

1922. It was fun chasing an illusiOn, it gave me reason to be happy, even if it wasn't real, but any chase surely has to end. I'm just disappointed 'cOz when it did end.. I was left with nothing bUt a memory of something that never existed.

1923. Love is like the rain. It gently pours but sometimes it's raging fast. BUt why is the rain so special? Because like love, you can feel it. But you can't stOp it.

1924. It is hard to love someone who can never be yours. Time would give you chances to talk, chances to be together, chances to share. See how it hurts? You only have chances. Just chances!

1925. Do not think that love in order to be genuine has to be extraordinary. What we need is to love without getting tired.

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1926. Isa ka sa mga taong malapit sa puso ko. Pero tulad nila, bihira ka lang makaalala. Pero di ako nalulungkot, kasi, hindi ka man magparamdam, alam kong nandyan ka lang, nangungulangot!

1927. If heaven had a place to display its most wonderful creatures, malamang, sa pintuan pa lang, nakadisplay na ang portrait mo. Pero syempre, katabi ng rebulto ko!

1928. Friends tayo kaya kung may problema ka, sasamahan kita. Magprosisyon ka, sasamahan kita. Magnovena ka, sasamahan kita. Magdasal ka, sasamahan kita. Magpapako ka sa krus, pipicturan kita!

1929. Mahirap magpretend na happy if sad ka. Hirap magpretend na kaya mo, if nasasaktan ka. Pero kung tayo, magpretend na ugly, grabe, mas mahirap! Walang maniniwala, kalungkot no?

1930. PANGIT mo! P-erfect, A-ttractive, N-ice, G-orgeous, I-ntelligent, T-ulad ko! Naks! Nakangiti na sya pero nung una, nakasimangot sya! Hehehe.

1931. Barkada, on game sa inuman. Always present sa katarantaduhan, ready to fight sa awayan! Kaya sira man ang ulo nating lahat, mga tol! Til death do us part, walang iwanan ha!

1932. Real classmates never leave each other, never part, they just sit silently, deep with each other's heart saying, "May quiz, lakihan mo ang sulat mo ha. Times New Roman, 64"

1933. An ideal guy doesn't have bad vices, doesn't engage in one night stand, doesn't make promises he can't keep, doesn't flirt and lie. In short, he doesn't exist. Walang ganon, asa ka pa!

1934. Ang relationship ay parang spaghetting kinakain natin, at ang cheese ay ang sex. Na kahit wala ito, pwede mo pa rin syang kainin, lalo na kung love na love mo ito. Ang cheese, bonus na lang yun. Eventually, kapag nanamnam mo ang sauce ng relationship, you'll realize na ang cheese is quite important lang at hindi very, just like sex, kasi, kung cheese lang ang gusto mong matikman sa spaghetti, sana, lumamon ka na lang ng isang keso de bola. It makes sense, di ba?

1935. We are all driving in a world called life. In every turn, don't forget to stop because, baka may gwapo/maganda! Sayang boy/girl! Pacute muna tayo!

1936. Buhay natin? Maiksi lang! Hindi mo alam kung anong dapat mong gawin bago ka mawala, kaya bago mahuli ang lahat, sasabihin ko na sa iyo. Pinasaya mo ang buhay ko, kahit medyo ginulo mo! :)

1937. Guro: Ikaw Juan, saan makikita ang Mayon Volcano? Juan: Aba! Malay ko sir! Kayo itong burara, kung saan-saan nyo nilalagay tapos kapag di nyo makita, sa akin nyo hahanapin! Umayos ka sir!

1938. Sweet dreams, but not too sweet, baka langgamin ka! Sleep tight, but not so tight, baka di ka makahinga! Good night, but not too good, baka tanghaliin ka ng gising! Hehehe.

1939. Kumusta na? Ask ko lang, meron ka bang alam na pampalaglag? Please textback ASAP. Kinakabahan kasi ako. Baka kasi buntis si muning! Dadami na naman ang pusa namin!

1940. Tatay: Isa sa mga anak natin ang kumuha ng pera sa wallet ko! Nanay: Sobra ka, bakit mo pinagbibintangan ang mga bata? Malay mo, ako ang kumuha! Tatay: Sure akong hindi ikaw, may natira eh!

1941. Not everyone may understand the real me, some may hate me, while others may love the way I am. For all of that, ito lang ang masasabi ko: Salamat sa mahal ako at paki ko sa hindi ako gusto!

1942. Mga gatas ng babae: Dalagita - fresh. Dalaga - pasteurized. Bagong kasal - skimmed. Tagal nang kasal - yogurt. Matandang dalaga - taho. Lola - tokwa!

1943. Man: Ale, magkano ho yang sa inyo? Prosti: Dalawang libo lang. Man: Ano? Ang mahal naman nya, eh ang tanda nyo na! Prosti: Gago ka pala eh! Kelan pa naging mura ang antique?!

1944. Idelete mo dyan ang number ko! Traidor ka pala! Hehehe, practice lang. Sige, try mong idelete, aahitin ko ang kilay mo. Hehehe. Forward mo sa iba, para magulat din sila.

1945. Sexy: Those are all my sins father. I hope God will forgive me. Priest: He does, my child. Pero ikwento mo nga ulit yung tungkol sa blow job at 69! Dali!

1946. Kung kasalanan mang maging maganda/gwapo, sunog na ang kaluluwa ko sa impyerno!

1947. Noon, ang tawag sa taong walang hiya, Makapal! Tapos, naging Garapal! Ngayon, iba na ang tawag! Macapagal!

1948. Geben dis chans to, u noh! Ah.. deleber dis, ah.. prebeleds ispits, onang ona, u noh! to be hir and ah! da problem is u noh, it's ok naman. i, i.. ano, I pil gud todey, pers of ol, I sikan di mowsyon! I don't noh hu is terd. tenk yo! dats ol, mester espeker! - Congressman Manny Pacquiao.

1949. In a relationship, you should be honest. If you can't be honest, just be careful! :) - James Yap.

1950. Tuwang tuwa si Congressman Pichay sa survey ng MalacaƱang kasi no. 4 na siya! Ito ang top 3: 1. Talong. 2. Kalabasa. 3. Sitaw. Pichay! Iulam sa Senado =)

Contributors:
1901-1906, 1911-1917, 1925-1929, 1939-1949: Asha(+63917898***7)
1907, 1921: Arnel
1908-1910, 1932: Joy (+63910727***1)
1918-1919, 1934: Erica
1920, 1938: Shawie (+63921406***9)
1922-1923: Anatole Vallejos (via email)
1924, 1933: Starfish
1930, 1937 : Tekla
1931: 2Phe (+63910863***8)
1935-1936: Irish
1950. Abet (+63917866***0)

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