Mar 14, 2007

text messages 1951 - 2000

1951. The good thing that you desire will become the best thing when you allow God to give it to you in His time. "He has made everything in His time." Ecc. 3:11. Good morning!

1952. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow. Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies, succeed anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of being selfish and having ulterior motives, be kind anyway. What you spend years building, someone may destroy overnight, build anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you, be honest and frank anyway. Give the world the best you have, it may never be enough, give the world the best you have anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous, be happy anyway. You see, in the final analysis, it's between you and God. It was never between you and them anyway. Good morning!

1953. 'God bless you' is such a little prayer but it means so much. It means may the Lord with His gracious hands give you more than you have prayed for. Good morning!

1954. A sweeter smile, a brighter day, hope everything turns out great for you today and always. Have a nice day and God bless!

1955. Even if time slips away without a text from me, you don't have to worry about our friendship because beyond words, I'll always be around you.

1956. We are living our own lives, having our own set of friends that we hang out with and talk to, but anytime you feel like needing someone crazy but real, I'm just around.

1957. Without a clue, I found you. Without a clue, we became friends. So when you feel there's nobody by your side and everybody leaves you behind, you'll see without a clue, I'm standing next to you.

1958. What is genuine friendship? When you call them by a stupid name and never by their own name. When they always get angry whenever you tell them that you are busy and can't reply. When they tell everything about themselves even if it's embarassing. When they come to see you whenever they get a chance. When you argue with each other on stupid things and then end up laughing!

1959. We are in a journey. We never know what road shall we take. We might part ways, have different lives and new friends, but please, if you lose your way, just go back to where you meet me. Good morning!

1960. According to Mike Murdock's The Law of Recognition: Everything you need is already in your life, merely awaiting your recognition of it. Anything unrecognized remains uncelebrated by you. Anything you refuse to celebrate eventually exits in your life. A gift, a miracle, or a person.

1961. If I could sum up all the causes of hurt, pain and hatred in one word, it's just expectation!

1962. Quote of the day: The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Gandhi.

1963. The art of being happy lies in the power of finding happiness in ordinary things. Life does not force us to be the best, it only asks that we try. Good evening!

1964. Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.

1965. Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional. Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional. Good people go through trials, but don't suffer. With that experience, their life becomes better, not bitter. Good morning!

1966. Do not look back and grieve over the past, for it is gone; and don't be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering.

1967. Six pieces of advice from Iman Ghazali: Closest to us is not family but death. Furtherest from us is not the moon or stars, but time passed. Biggest is not the mountain or sun, but our lust/desire. Heaviest weight is not the elephant or iron, but responsibility. Lightest is neither wind or feathers, but not praying or delaying it. Sharpest is neither knife nor sword, but our tongue. Think about these words of wisdom.

1968. Sometimes, we need to forget about the people from our past, because there must have been a good reason why they didn't make it to our future.

1969. What is the secret of happiness? I found the answer in my home. The wall says be strong. The ceiling says aim high. The door says be open. The window says learn to give and take. The clock says time is gold. The calendar says love everyday as if it is the last day. The cabinet says keep things in order. The bed says take time to relax. The lamps says be the light. And God, who is found everywhere in my house says "Keep the faith because I'm with you always."

1970. In life, we always search for answers because we want to prove ourselves that we had the right decisions but the truth is we can't search for what is not there. Things happen because it is meant to happen. That's why we forgive people even if they hurt us, we love people who don't love us and we smile despite every painful crash in our hearts. At the end of the day, the lesson you get are the answers to your decisions Good morning!

1971. It's hard to say hello because there might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm ok because sometimes, I'm not. But it is easy to say "Good morning!" because there is always tomorrow. Good morning!

1972. When you think of your past love, you may view it as a failure. But when you find a new love, you view the past as a teacher. In the game of love, it doesn't really matter who won or who lost. What's important is you know when to hold on, when to let go, and sometimes when to give up. You know you really love someone when you want that person to be happy even if his happiness means you're not part of it. Everything happens for the best. Love is a lifetime venture in which we are always learning, discovering and growing.

1973. It's easy to fall for someone. How? You look at the person. Stop. Smile. Then tell yourself this: I may find a thousand others who laugh the same way, smile the same way and even talk the same way. But I'l never find someone who makes every heart beat worth every thump, rush and every release. If you have someone who makes you feel that way, go ahead, fall.

1974. Trouble is part of your life. If you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.

1975. Something to ponder: It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.



1976. Friendship should not be like breasts because it sucks. Not like v*gina, because it gets f*cked. It should be like p*nis because it stands whenever needed. =)

1977. Mom and girl are watching a movie. Suddenly, there's a love scene. Girl: Mom, what are they doing? Mom: Oh, they're baking. Girl: Ok. Then in the morning. Girl: Mom, I know you and dad are baking last night! Mom: How did you know? Girl: I tasted the frosting on the couch! Eeeoowww!

1978. What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl, a wife and a maid? Quite simply, post paid, pre paid, unlimited and pasaload!

1979. You are attractive, gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, smart, charming, sophisticated, kind and generous. In fact, you are becoming more like me everyday!

1980. Lady complaining to a dentist. Lady: It's so painful, I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth extracted. Dentist: Decide now, so I can adjust the chair accordingly!

1981. Cow story. USA has cowboy. England has mad cow. China has macow. Russia has Moscow. And the Philippine government tops them all, it has all kinds of magnanacow!

1982. Four stages in life. 1. You believe in Santa Claus. 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3. You are Santa Claus. 4. You look like Santa Claus!

1983. Wife: Do you have any idea what would happen to you if I die? Husband: I might also die. Wife: (blushes) Why? Husband: Sometimes, too much happiness causes death! =)

1984. If ever you have any problem, come to me, I'll help you. If you don't have any problem, come to me anyway. I'll create some for you!

1985. You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try! - Homer Simpson.

1986. A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she's getting. Bwahahaha!

1987. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be the reason why my wife treats me like toxic waste!

1988. Buddhist monk buys hotdog in New York and gives a $100 bill. Monk: Where's my change? Vendor: Change must come from within.

1989. Do not do unto others if you don't want others do unto you. Tagalog version: Huwag kayong ganyan, kung magganyan kayo, huwag ganun! Oo nga naman! Hahaha!

1990. Isang araw. Babae: Mahal, anong tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, magaling at masarap magluto? Lalaki: Guni-guni. =)

1991. Kapag iniwan ka ng mahal mo at ipinagpalit ka sa iba, sabihin mo, "Mas cute pa ipinalit mo sa akin? Aba! Dapat lang, kasi, kung pangit yan, baka sumabog kayo!!!"

1992. May sagot ako sa isa sa mga tanong mo sa buhay. Maaaring hindi ito mahalaga pero makakagaan ito sa kalooban mo. Alam mo ba na 54 ang butas ng Skyflakes? =)

1993. Bisaya teacher: Class, I want you to watch Sex Scenes! Class: What?! Teacher: What's wrong? It's beatipul pilm starring Bruce Welles. Class: Ahh! Sixth Sense!

1994. Man: Bago po ako umawit ay pwede ko po bang ihandog ko ang aking awitin sa aking biyenan? Emcee: Ok. Ihandog mo na. Man: Ang awitin ko pong ito ay buong puso kong inihahandog sa aking mahal na biyenan. Emcee: Eh ano naman ang kakantahin mo? Man: Devil Woman.

1995. Teacher: Juan, use euthanasia in a sentence. Juan: Yes, ma'am. Ahh, The girl is no longer a virgin because na iyotan na sya.

1996. Each of us are like butterflies with one wing. The only way we can fly is to hold each other and share wings. So, if you have no wings at all, it means, baka higad ka pre!

1997. Jun: Sir, si Mike, buong araw na walang ginawa. Boss: Talaga? Paano mo nalaman? Jun: Sir, maghapon ko syang pinagmasdan!

1998. Piglet sat beside Pooh and whispered: Pooh? Pooh: Yes, Piglet. Piglet: Nothing! Piglet took Pooh's hand and added: Mas mataba ka pa sa akin, ikaw dapat ang Piglet! Toink!

1999. May bagong produkto ang Eng Bee Tin Hopia factory. Ang produkto: "Hope-Yap" Specially produced ito at mabibili sa lahat ng Vicky Belo Clinics!

2000. Sexy chick: Pangarap kong magkaanak. Pichay: Pangarap kong tuparin ang mga pangarap mo. Hehehe. Itanim ang kay Pichay!


Contributors:
1951, 1971: Irish
1952, 1967-1968: Eroica
1953-1956, 1960-1966, 1972-1987, 1991-1999: Asha (+63917898***7)
1957-1958: Shawie (+63921406***9)
1959: Joy (+63910727***1)
1969-1970, 1988-1990, 2000: Abet (+63917866***0)

5 comments:

emmie johnson said...

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Thanks for sharing them with us.
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Anonymous said...

thats some nice messages...i dont understand half of them though...what language is that?

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Dan said...

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