Oct 7, 2008

text messages 3531-3560

3531. Those who thank God even in trial turn the burden into blessings. So keep your faith close to your heart and God shall provide the comfort you need. God bless!!!

3532. Some won’t appreciate what you say or do, but as long as you speak honestly from the heart, you’ll be fine. This is not a perfect life, but life loves the person who dares to live it by being real. Good day! =)

3533. Life provides us with many options, go on or give up, hold on or let go, stay or leave, but it’s comforting to know that GOD remains faithful which ever way we go. Good night!

3534. Prayer is the best armor against all trials. A heart to heart talk with Jesus will lessen our burden for HE will always bless those who believe in His name.. Good morning! =)

3535. Contentment is an invisible line… it’s the line between “I need” and “I want” Goodnight!!!

3536. Friendship is a special kind of love. Flowers will die, waters will dry but a loyal friend will never say “Goodbye!”

3537. “It is wiser not to expect, but to hope. For in expecting, we meet disappointments; whereas in hoping, we invite surprises.” Goodnight!

3538. You really don’t have to be super nice always, sometimes you have to show your bad side so that you can sort out who can accept you at your worst mood and see who still choose to stay.

3539. What is LIFE? They say it’s from “B” to “D”. From BIRTH to DEATH! So life starts the day when we were born and ends the day when we die. But what’s between “B” and “D”? It’s a “C”. So what is a “C?” It is CHOICE. Our life is a matter of choice! Live it well and it will never go wrong, especially if we continue to maintain the other “C” in its center…CHRIST.

3540. Before you say “I can’t”, make sure you’ve tried. Before you let doubts stop you, confront them with facts. Before fear holds you back, go forward with faith. Before you believe others are better, show them what a winner you are. Before you go looking for happiness, make your own wherever you are. Good Morning!!

3541. “Sometimes you got to quit thinking so much. If it feels right, it probably is, so just go with it.” =)

3542. Someone has wisely said: “The heart is a fertile place…anything planted there will grow for sure… whether LOVE or HATRED” Good Morning!! =)

3543. When something is over, it can never start again. When it’s broken, you can never out back the pieces…life is not the way you want it to be, when you know that someone is hurting you so much, just stop! We know that it hurts a lot, but you must learn to let go. Don’t’ push yourself too hard, ‘coz we all know that in every ending, there’s such a thing that we call…beginning.

3544. “Sometimes no matter how much you miss someone it’s still wiser not to have that person…back again.”

3545. Time can heal all wounds. Time can give you another chance. Time can give you another chance. Time can help you forget. Time can let you move on. Wow! Dati alam ko lang… “Time is gold!” Improving!! Hehehehe

3546. Time for breaktime quote: “ Masarap magmahal kung ang minamahal mo ay masarap.” Now back to reality.

3547. I believe in signs, serendipity, destiny, love at first sight, soul mates, eternal love, etchetera… kaya ito, amp***tah! Single pa rin!

3548. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct! Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria Ma’am, Hahaha!!!

3549. Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife. Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her? Millionaire: A Billionaire!! Hahahaha!!!

3550. A grandma celebrated her 70th birthday and received a card form her grandchild. The front said: “inside is a message from God!” when she opened it, it read “SEE YOU SOON!” =) Lokong bata! Hahaha =)

3551. A boy was in love with his gay friend then his other friend asked him… “Why him?” the boy replied immediately…”If only you can borrow my eyes, then you’ll see the girl inside him.” =) –Haneeeeppppp!!! May gay love quotes na!!

3552. Nag eyeball ang mag textmates: Girl: I’ll be in yellow. Boy: Ako, green na lang. Nagmeet sila sa coffee shop. Dumating ang PANGET na babaeng naka yellow pero walang lalaking naka green. Nilapitan ng babae ang isang lalaking naka red shirt. Girl: Excuse me, are you my textmate? Boy: Hindi ah! Naka green ba ako?

3553. Panatang Kaibigan: Iniibig ko ang aking mga friends, ang tumanggap sa aking kahibangan, taga punas ng aking luha, tinitulungan ako maging malakas, maganda at maligaya kahit wala akong pakinabang. Bilang ganti ay ibibigay ko ang aking tiwala, ililibre ko sila ng pagkain pag ako’y may pera, susunduin ko sila pag may kotse ako at uumbagan ko ang sinumang umaway sa kanila sa pigi, sa hita at sa mukha.

3554. MISIS: Inday! Nakita mo ba senyorito mo? Kanina ko hinahanap eh! INDAY: Hindi ko po alam sinyura! MISIS: Nambabae na naman siguro iyon! Di mo ba talaga nakita? INDAY: Hindi po sinyura, kasi pag gising ko po kanina wala na siya sa tabi ko eh! Hahahaha!!

3555. Kapag ika’y nasaktan, lumaban ka. Kung ika’y nabigo bumangon ka. Kapag ikaw ay hanulog sa hagdan at nakatingin sa iyo lahat wag pahalata, stand up and say “pakialam nyo, ganun ako bumaba eh!”

3556. Ms. Universe intro:
Gutom ako, gutom kayo, gutom tayong lahat! HUNGARY!
Ola viola kaserola, tinola sarangola arinola ni lola! VENEZUELA!
Boom! Kabum! Kablam! AFGHANISTAN!
Malay mo, malay nya, malay nating lahat! MALAYSIA!
Baha doon, baha ditto, baha sa buong mundo! BAHAMAS!
Hindi sa’ken, hindi sa iyo, kanino sya? KENYA!
One way, two way, there’s no other way! NORWAY!
Mula sa lupaing kulang sa bigas! San damakmak na mandurugas PILIPINAS!!!! Yahoo!!! =)

3557. An inspiring quote from an inspiring person like me… “baliw man ako sa iyong paningin, subukan mo tumingin sa akin at mababaliw ka rin!” Nyahahaha!!!

3558. Ang pinaka epektibo at pinaka mabisang gamut sa stress ayon sa mga dalubhasa ay… MISTRESS! Sa spelling pa lang, it means you will miss the stress!!! =)

3559. Top signs that your favorite Pan de sal and other bread products have shrunk to an alarming size. 1. Your usual 10 minutes breakfast is reduced 5 minutes. 2. “Brazo de Mercedes” is renamed by bakers as “Daliri de Mercedes.” 3. Your 7 years old daughter approaches you and boasts of a newly learned stunt from her yaya: “ang paglunok ng 3 pirasong pandesal sabay sabay!” 4. When you go to the bakery and say, “ pabili nga po ng pandesal,” the baker would reply, “ilang tabletas?”

3560. Ano ang tawag sa maliit na tsunami?... Comedy ito, ihanda mo ang sarili mo! Eh di tsunano!.. =) toink!!



Contributors:

3531-3537,3545,3555-3557: Syvil(0920725***0
3538-3541,3550-3551: Asha(0921955***9)
3542-3543: Abet Basey(0917866***0)
3544,3546: Eroica(0917808***9)
3547:Nicely(0919359***1)
3548-3549,3554: Ariel Sampaga(0277001010***2)
3552-3553: Robert(0920801***3)
3558-3560: Anonymous(0910555***9)

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