3501. Life has it’s best, pains, failure and everything but it is natural. It’s God’s way to teach us how to make one step higher after we fall. Good Morning!
3502. Love is not always a fairytale. There are people who give so much love to those who don’t love them back. There are some people who feel so loved and find out in the end they are fooled. There are some who’s into mutual love but can’t call as there partner as their own ‘coz someone already holds the title. There are some who gave so much love but the others won’t believe ‘coz they always consider your past. There are some who received so much love but can’t seem to move on from the previous relationship or the others just want to play game and choose their playmate. Now which story is yours?
3503. If you’re facing trouble right now, don’t ask “why me?” Instead ask, “What do you want me to learn?”then trust God and keep on doing what is right. Don’t give up! Grow up!
3504. We know little about pain and regret, except that it is soluble in alcohol.
3505. Oprah Winfrey: “Though I’m still grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn’t changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I’m just wearing better shoes”
3506. You can’t tap your back for a job well done. You can’t hug yourself for comfort and you can’t cry on your shoulders when tears fall. This is why you have friends in your life to let them do whatever you can’t. Good Morning!!!
3507. “The best way to heal a heart that has been broken is to kill that person who has made it happen.”
3508. If your friend is too frank that what he/she says hurts you, don’t get mad ‘coz Donkey once told Shrek: “only true friends can be cruelly honest.”
3509. Be strong, remember not everything has a happy ending and ending doesn’t mean stop. It’s just a way of telling us that there is a new beginning ahead of us. You should always be ready for the unpredictable. Expect the unexpected. It’s easy to fall but hard to get up. But once you are up and back on track, you will be a better person. That’s the way of life. You don’t just live it, you learn from it. Good day!
3510. It’s never the tears that measure the pain…Sometimes it’s the smile we fake just to show others we’re okay.
3511. Sometimes it’s easier to let the one you love to go not know the real reason, because it would surely hurt more when you find it unreasonable.
3512. You know what’s nice when having a hang-over? It’s when your head aches more than your heart.
3513. How can we love people who don’t seem to make things worth at all? Why do we become so numb caring for people whom at times don’t even think of us in a day or two? Why do we let ourselves hurt and continue hoping for a love that makes us defenseless? And why do we prioritize these people who only choose us as options? Are these the reasons why sometimes in love we end up losing ourselves? Sad but true…
3514. I’m sure that someday, somehow, before God closes my book of life, He’ll surely give me time to scan it but I won’t wait for that time to say… thanks for being a page in mine. Good morning!
3515. This message is for selected people who made me smile, who became a part of my life and to those I will forever cherish like you. Thank you for being a friend.
3516. Someone has wisely said: The heart is a fertile place, anything planted there will grow for sure whether LOVE
3517. A lady in a bar walks to the barman and put her finger into barman’s mouth. Barman lustily kisses and licks each finger. Lady says: tell your manager there’s no toilet paper! Hahahaha!!!
3518. Searching for love had been a mystery for me. I’ve been told that if I want love, I have to search for it. Some said I have to wait, but human as we are, we need someone more than just a companion. We need someone who could complete us. Many have found it so easy and many have lost it in just a snap. Whatever you have to search or wait, three things are important once you have it: 1. Risk everything. 2. Anticipate pain. 3. and endure whatever it brings
3519. Passenger to stewardess: “What’s your name? Stewardess: “Miss Benz” Passenger: “Lovely name, any relation to Mercedez Benz?” Stewardess: “Same price sir.”
3520. When someone throws you a stone, go ahead, find a hallow block to hit him back. It’s not all the time that you have to endure the humiliation and pain. Sometimes you just have to let a person learn his lesson the HARD way. =) Nyahahaha!
3521. Si GMA muntik nahulog sa tulay, buti na lang nailigtas ng isang bata. GMA: Salamat at nailigtas mo ako, humiling ka kahit ano at ibibigay ko sa’yo. Bata: Gusto ko po ng electric wheel chair na may stereo at play station. GMA: Bakit naman iyon ang hiningi mo eh di ka naman lumpo.? Bata: Tiyak ho pag nalaman ng tatay ko na iniligtas ko kayo lulumpuhin nya ako! =)
3522. Lito Lapid and Erap in clinic, Erap: Why are you cryin? Lito: Mag-papa blood test ako and they’ll cut my finger. Lito: Why are you starting to cry? Erap: Magpapa-urine test kasi ako.
3523. Anak: Tay, di po ako makatulog, dami lamok. Ama: Patayin mo ilaw para di tayo makita (pagkamatay ng ilaw dumating ang mga alitaptap) Anak: Tay! Bumalik sila may dalang flashlight!
3524. BF: Hon, pano kung malaman mo may ibang babae ako? GF: La lang, huhugutin ko lang throat mo tapos isasaksak ko sa baga mo then babalatan kita lalagyan ng asin ang flesh mo. Tapos iyong sword of glory mo puputulin ko at isasabit ko sa door, bakit? BF: Wala lang, curious lang, love you.
3525. Pakawalan mo ang mga bagay na nakakasakit sa’yo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito. Wag mong hintayin iyong araw na sakit na lang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo. Bob Ong
3526. “Pag di ka mahal ng taong Mahal mo, wag kang magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka. Kaya quits lang.“ May point sya. Hahaha
3527. Scariest thing about having a teddy bear is when you hug it tight and it suddenly hugs you back. Waaahhh… Goodnight!!!
3528. “Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka ng magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka pa niya.”
3529. Pasosyal na Girl sa Busboy: Manong conductor, uhm…can you get my luggage please? Medyo heavy kasi s’ya eh. Kondoktor: San dito miss? Pasosyal Girl: Uhm…yun oh… iyong sako.
3530. Man: Hello! Ano pangalan mo miss? Girl: Carmen! Kasi mahilig ako sa “Car” at saka sa “Men” Ikaw? Ano name mo? Man: Pepe! Kasi mahilig din ako eh! Hahahaha!
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