2452. God is the architect of life and He has a great plan for us, but we are still the engineers and we should construct our lives according to His plans Good night!
2453. Sometimes flowers grow best in the sun, others do well in the shade. Remember that God puts us where we grow best and gives us good people to grow with.
2454. Messages from God: Please don't drink and drive. You're not ready to meet me yet; If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, nevermind. I'll make another one tomorrow; How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you; If you think Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece in the mirror! Smile. God loves you!
2455. Happiness keeps us sweet. Trials make us strong. Sorrows keep us human. Failure keeps us humble. Success keeps us glowing and Jesus keeps us going. ;)
2456. Quote of the day: Risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.
2457. Playing the part of a charitable soul was only for those who were afraid of taking a stand in life; we can always say we're not hurt by the stones others throw at us, and it's only at night - when we're alone - that we can silently grieve over our own cowardice. - Paulo Coelho
2458. I've decided to let go of my anger and all the pain. I've unknowingly hurt others by just holding on to it. Though I know in my heart that I am not yet healed, by choosing to be free, somehow, someway, I am moving on. I can't weep for the rest of my life. Because I wasn't born to feel pain all the time. Someday, I'll find courage to let everybody know that my real purpose is to love and not cry.
2459. It's not being in love that makes you happy; it's who you're in love with that does.
2460. People look at me with envy. For I have him beside me. Someone to share his dreams, laughters and even tears. But what they don't know, how miserable it is. To stand close together, but with your heart completely apart. And never get the chance to share forever!
2461. Sometimes, you just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in your heart forever even if you aren't in theirs.
2462. It's hard to go on loving when the one you love can never be yours. No matter how hard you try, and how much you do, you just have to accept that the person you love is not meant for you.
2463. Holding on. Have you ever wondered why even if someone is too numb to feel you, or insensitive to notice you, you still choose to stay? It's because beyond what others see in that person, you feel that tiny chance that maybe if you hold a little bit tighter, she'll learn to love you.
2464. I once asked my angel why when I think of the person I love, I cry. She told me: "When dreams won't fit your eyes, they fall and become tears."
2465. Love someone whom you don't have to be fancy or talk in a special way, you don't have to mind your manners or wear your best clothes and shoes, you don't have to pretend you're happy when you're feeling sad. Love someone you can cry on, you can laugh out loud with, you can speak your mind or say nothing at all, you don't have to try hard to impress him/her. Go with someone whom you can just be you, and appreciates you for that.
2466. The only way to know if he really loves you is when you give him the taste of hell and he still feels heaven with you. ;)
2467. Part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight for so long is because we fear that something so great won't happen twice.
2468. You can never own something that was never yours. So let's stop gripping on things we expect to last forever. Nothing lasts forever. Forever is a lie, everything is transitory, so while you have things in your hand, put in mind that it's only borrowed, so that someday, when it's gone, it won't take you eternity just to let it go.
2469. Someday, we'll all be looking to those days we learned to love, get hurt, cry and fight for it. Maybe, when that time comes, we'll be laughing at our old dumb selves, realizing how stupid we were to stand up for things we knew was not really meant for us. But I guess learning takes time, and mistakes make one's journey fun. Life is what we make it. Love makes the world go round. So let's live, love and take whatever pain it brings - for now. ;)
2470. When you're hurt, it's ok to flirt, to date, to hate, to mingle with other people, to drink, to cry, to laugh out loud, to scream, and to dance wild. Know why? Because when you're hurt, you don't owe anybody an explanation on how you choose to repair what that person broke. Live your life as you wish till you're whole again!
2471. To let go of someone doesn't mean you have to stop loving, it only means that you allow that person to find his/her own happiness without expecting him/her to come back.
2472. I know friendship is hard to keep but even if it gets harder, I wouldn't give up because even if it's hard to keep you, it will be a million times harder to find you again!
2473. Thought of the day: It's better to shut up and let others think that you're an idiot than open your mouth and prove it!
2474. Sign on a bus: When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. :)
2475. Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. "Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?" Nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir." Man pulls off oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thanks for that, it was just wonderful but listen very, very closely and carefully... Are my test results back?" :)
2477. A grandfather was sleeping in a hut with his grandson when he woke up at 2:00 AM. Grandfather: Quick, get me a girl, I have an erection! Grandson: No grandpa. First, it's late. Second, you're 90 years old. Third, the dick you're holding is mine!
2478. Chocolate is said to contain phenylethylamine, the same chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. Magchocolate na lang tayo, hindi pa masakit sa dibdib!
2479. Kung ikaw ang papipiliin, kanino ka sasama? Sa taong minamahal ka ng lubos at gagawin lahat para sa iyo o sa akin na may dalang maraming Red Horse??!! Hehehe.
2480. Demonyo, dumating sa park. Pari: Sa kapangyarihan at paniniwala ko, umalis ka, demonyo! Alis! Demonyo: Wow! Parang sa kanya ang park! Ang yabang!!
2481. Fan: Ano ka ba, boksingero at milyonaryo, sabungero, sugarol. Ngayon, politiko! Ano pang iba? Lahat na lang, pinasukan mo? Manny: Kaya nga Pacquiao ang pangalan ko!
2482. Ba? di Pasaway! nya! ka Naalala least at pero nito iyo sa nagsend sa magalit mong gusto no? Maintindihan mo hindi. Hindi mo gets? Read mo paurong! Hehehe.
2483. You're the perfect person that I know, so sweet, so nice, always on my mind. So cute pa and very special but there's something wrong. Wrong send ako! Hahaha!
2484. Ate: Pabili ng pilis. Tindera: Ano po? Ate: Pilis po! Tindera: Ha? Dilis? Ate: Pilis po! Tindera: Ano? Philip?! Ate: Pilis nga! Yung noodles! =)
2485. Minsan sa buhay, takot tayong harapin ang katotohanan kasi, madalas nasasaktan tayo. Ako? Sa ngayon, isa lang ang kinatatakutan ko. Alam mo kung ano? Secret! Baka takutin mo ako eh!
2486. Maraming naniniwala sa salitang "mahal kita." Daming umiiyak, nasasaktan at umaasa. Pero, alam nyo po ba na sa salitang "mahal kita", natuto akong magsabi ng "Alak pa, t*ng-ina nya!"
2487. Reporter: Your eminence, meron ho ba tayong pag-asa na Pinoy ang susunod na Santo Papa? Cardinal Rosales: Meron. Kapag Comelec natin ang magbibilang ng mga balota!
2488. Inrits your bocabolary: by Manny Pacquiao. Tactics - tunog ng orasan. Payt - laban para sa pinoy. Taytol - pamagat ng laban. Jengkeh - name ng dyowa nya?! No Peer - sponsor nya. Motor Kid - pag-ikot nya sa Maynila. Check-in - manok sa McDo. Corrupt - pagsara ng mata. Mura Less - nakalaban nya. Wit - Timbang. Wawawe - noontime show. Duet - gawin mo. L.A. - Leto Atsensya! Quotes - tawag nya kay Freddie Roach!
2489. Ang hirap ng may iniiwasan, nakikita ko pa lang sya, gusto ko nang makalayo. Sa kakaiwas ko, lalong bumibilis ang tibok ng puso ko. Lokong aso yun, pinakaba ako!
2490. Teacher: Juan, kung ako'y may 5 anak sa unang asawa at 10 sa pangalawa, samakatuwid, meron akong? Juan: malanding pagkatao!
2491. Bad trip! Puyat ako! Baliw yata yung kapitbahay namin, sigaw nang sigaw, nagwala talaga. Hindi ako makatulog sa sinabi nya! "Kukote, kahit picture lang, maawa ka, please!" :)
2492. Tao1: Isoli ko itong nabili kong DVD. Tao2: Anong problema? T1: Walang picture saka sound. Sayang, suspense thriller pa yata ito. T2: Anong title? T1: The Lens Cleaner!
2493. Man1: Mister, saan ho ba ang CR dito? Kasi, jingle na jingle na ako. Man2: Pinoy ka ba? Man1: Oho! Man2: Ayun, sa pader!
2494. Ang stars ginawa para makapagwish. Ang angels, ginawa para tagabantay. Eh, ako? Bakit ako ginawa?! Wala, para lang pakiligin ang sanlibutan! :P
2495. Paano mo malalaman kung ang bumbay ay mayaman na? Sirit? Kapag dalawa sila sa motorsiklo. May driver na, di ba?
2496. Sa punong jeepney, may umutot, mabaho, talo pa ang dagang patay. Biglang nagsalita ang driver, "Hoy, yung umutot, hindi pa nagbayad!" Biglang nagsalita ang aleng mataba, "Hoy, nagbayad ako, 20 pesos, wala ka pa ngang sukli, mahiya ka!"
2497. Holdaper: Akin na pera mo! Victim: Hindi mo ako kilala? Congressman ako. Holdaper: O, sige, akin na pera NAMIN!
2498. In America, anyone who steal money will surely go to jail. In the Philippines, one who steals millions will surely go to America! Go Pinoy!
2499. Anong sabi ng tinga sa kulangot? "Anong ginagawa mo dito?" Hehehe.
2500. Inay: Bili ka ng Pork and Beans. Boy(Ngongo): Omo. Boy: Ani, ngamuta o kayo? Ale: Ok lang, anong kailangan mo? B: Mo and Men. A: Ano? B: Isa ong Mo and Men. A: Hindi kita magets. B: O, ige. netter Mi as in Minimins(Philippines). A: Ha? B: Mi! (kumanta) ey,mi, ni, ni, e, em, nye... en, em, en, o mi! A: ah P! ituloy mo. B: Mi, Ngo! A: titik O. tapos? B: netter Arng. A: ah, P-O-R, malapit na. B: Oo! Mo and Men! unod ngey. A: Letter A? B: Ini ho. Ngey! A: Alam ko na, Pork and Beans! B: Oo! Mo and Men! A: Ay naku! Wala! :)
Contributors:
2451-2456, 2469-2475, 2486-2500: Asha (+63917898***7)
2457-2466, 2476-2478: Erica
2467-2468, 2485: Madame J (+63928625***8)
2479-2483: Tekla
2484: Dukha
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