May 31, 2007

text messages 2401 - 2450

2401. If God answers your prayer, He is increasing your faith. If He delays, He is increasing your patience. If He doesn't answer, He has something better for you. Good evening!

2402. God's promises are like stars, the darker the night, the brighter they shine. Happiness is not what you get from life but it is what you give to others. Good morning!

2403. Faith is the ability to not panic.

2404. If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray, don't worry.

2405. Laugh everyday, it's like inner jogging.

2406. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.

2407. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.

2408. There is no key to happiness, the door is always open!

2409. The mind of God is different than the thoughts of man. As we follow Him, we discover that we lose to gain, surrender to win, die to live, give to receive, serve to reign, scatter to reap. In weakness, we are made strong. In humility, we are lifted up. In emptiness, we are made full. God bless your way!

2410. Faith in God soothes a troubled mind. It heals a wounded heart. Most of all, it becomes a stronghold in times of need. God cares! Hold on to Him always!

2411. An arrow can be shot only by dragging it back. So, when you find your life dragging back, don't feel despondent. God is about to launch you into victory!

2412. To those who see with loving eyes, life is beautiful. To those who speak with a tender voice, life is peaceful. To those who help with gentle hands, life is full. And to those who care with compassionate hearts, life is good beyond all measure. Have a nice day!

2413. Vision is when you see it while others don't. Faith is when you do it while others won't. May you always have both, so your light will shine brightly. Good evening!

2414. The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved, loved for ourselves, or rather loved in spite of ourselves.

2415. A sense of purpose is the best driving force to live. Because when you have a reason to live, you will never have a reason to quit. Good day!

2416. The measure of a person is not how well he prepares for everything to go right, but on how gracefully he stands up and moves on after everything goes wrong.

2417. It is amazing to realize that living in simplicity gives true contentment. We go as we come to this world and in the end, nothing is ours to keep. Good evening!

2418. Enemies stab you in front, bitches stab you at the back. Jerks stab you at the heart but a true friend is sitting there with a knife, to stab those a*sholes right back!

2419. A circle means forever, no beginning, no end. Let our special friendship be not just an endless line but a circle that goes on and on forever!

2420. A friend is an extension of yourself, without it, you are not complete. Take care of yourself my friend, because I don't want to lose 'a part of me'.

2421. If I can pull the rainbow of the sky, I'll shape it into your name then put it back in the sky. Why? To let everyone know how colorful my life has been with a friend like you. Good morning!

2422. I send this special wish to a friend for a friendship I will always cherish; may your life be filled with excellent health, much success and a bit of wealth, and may you live by the light above, and feel the joys that come from love.

2423. Some people look for the perfect person to love but they don't realize that a person becomes perfect when we begin to love them sincerely.

2424. A person who truly loves you is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believes in the smile of your face.

2425. As you read a book, it's hard to turn into another page unless you understand the first one. Just like love, it's hard to go on with the new one, unless you are over with your past.



2426. If you think life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once, you only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard, only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys. But worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother! So cheer up, your life ain't that bad! Send this to people who don't know how to value balls, I mean eggs, I mean life. :)

2427. No matter how serious life gets, you will consequently need the company of people whom you can completely be stupid with. Thanks for being stupid at times! Mwahahaha!

2428. If you can't accept me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best!

2429. How to know if you are normal: 1. You have a Friendster account. 2. You have a cellphone. 3. You watch MTV. 4. You are fully aware of adult stuff. 6. You register to unlimited texting. 7. You sleep late. 9. You were so busy you forgot to read number 5. 10. You actually scrolled up to see if there's a number 5. Don't worry, wala ding number 8. 11. Then, slowly you smile, and you realize that you are normal! =)

2430. For the friendship, for the care, for the love, for the laughs, for the fun, for the bond, for the smiles, for the jokes, for the company, for the texts, for the joys, for the happiness, for everything, thank me! Thank me! =)

2431. B1: Grabe! Naholdap ako! Muntik pa akong mamatay! B2: Bakit hindi ka humingi ng tulong? B1: Nagtext ako sa police station. B2: Bakit, anong reply? B1: Hay naku! Ito ang reply, "Hu u?"

2432. Kapangyarihan ng alak! Taglay ay tama! Kambal ang tingin, gumegewang ang dating! Kami ang sunog baga! Tagay!

2433. Malalaman mo lang ang halaga ng isang bagay kapag... may tag price! :)

2434. Attorney: Where were you seated when the impact came? Court interpreter: Saan banda ka nakaupo nung dumating ang impakto?!

2435. Thought of the day: "If you were born na panget, it's not your fault. Pero kapag namatay kang ganyan, kasalanan mo na yan!" - Vicky Belo.

2436. "I'm a butterfly, a pretty, little, brown butterfly!" - Baklang Ipis.

2437. Tom Cruise + Katie Holmes = "Tomkat", Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = "Brangelina", Ogie + Regine = Ogre! Hehehe. Shrek 3, now showing!

2438. Ngayong muling nagluklok tayo ng mga pulitiko sa pamunuan, karapatdapat man sila o hindi, tayo ang nagbigay sa kanila sa kapangyarihan. Sa ngayon, ang sambayanan ay binabagabag ng isang matinding palaisipan: Ano ba talaga ang katotohanan sa likod ng hiwalayang Ruffa at Ylmaz?

2439. Mga pasosyal na nag-uusap. Girl1: Oh, paano ka nakarating dito? Did you walk or did you ride? Girl2: Syempre, did you ride! What do you think of me? Poverty? Oh common!

2440. A young boy was f*cking the dog when his mom entered the room. Both stared at each other and not a word was said. Then the boy said: Kaysa magdrugs ako?! :)

2441. Bata: Pabili po ng ubas. Tindera: Wala kaming ubas. Kinabukasan. Bata: Pabili nga po ng ubas. Tindera: Wala nga kaming ubas. Isa pang tanong mo at iiistapler ko na yang bibig mo. Kinabukasan. Bata: May stapler kayo? Tindera: Wala, bakit? Bata: Sige, pabili na lang ng ubas!

2442. Masakit ba ang ulo mo? Dahil sa problema? May gamot na! TOGMORON 500! Iun-TOGMORON sa pader ang ulo mo ng 500x. Tandaan, TOG-MO-RON! Kapag hindi epektib, TOGMOPA 250!

2443. Minsan... Yan ang tawag sa akin ng ngongo kong pinsan. Close kasi kami! =)

2445. Man: Miss, 5 Viagra nga! Tindera: Dami naman sir! Man: Yes! Very hot ang date ko tonight! The next day. Man: Miss, 2 bote ng Betadine. Tindera: Sir! Anong nangyari sa kamay nyo? Man: Hmp! Hindi sumipot ang date ko eh!

2446. Pare, nag-away kami ng girlfriend ko. Bakit naman? She asks for a gift, sabi kahit ano daw, basta may diamond. Yun naman pala eh, anong niregalo mo? Baraha!

2447. Sometimes, I get so busy that I forget to thank those people who have made a great impact in my life, like you. Thanks nga pala ha! Kundi dahil sa inyo, matino pa sana ako. :)

2448. May nakakita sa akin sa dalampasigan, malungkot at nag-iisa. Sabi nya, "Kung mahal mo sya, bakit hindi mo ipadama?" Sumagot ako, "Mahal ka dyan! Nag-outing kami, naiwan ako!" :)

2449. Use EYE, KNEE, BEER, SEED in one sentence. Sirit na? EYE KNEE BEER SEED dat ay lab yu! - Sam Melbe. Hehehe.

2450. Halalan official results!!! Pichay - nalanta! Sotto - nabulaga! Chavit - sumabit! Pacquiao - K.O.! Oreta - Danced out! Montano - Outshine! Goma - Flat! Mike - Na-tol-luyan! Garci - Hello, goodbye!

Contributors:
2401-2408: Amgine
2409-2415, 2423-2424, 2430-2438: Asha (+63917898***7)
2416, 2426-2429, 2439-2445: Eroica
2417: Madame J (+63928625***8)
2418-2420, 2425, 2446-2447: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2421: Abet (+63917866***0)
2422: Precious (+88691023***4)
2448-2450: Tekla

2 comments:

Jessica said...

Very funny text messages.These are great for all occasions.Check some more hilarious text messages that I've posted on my blog.Cheers!

Mark Xander said...

Hi! :)