Feb 21, 2007

text messages 1801 - 1850

1801. They say that noisy people are not serious. But they never know that behind my happy smiles and joyous laughters are a thousand kinds of pain which I tried to hide eversince.

1802. Life is short, so break the rules. Forgive like you have amnesia, believe like a kid, love like crazy, laugh till you fart and never regret anything that made you happy. Good evening!

1803. Happiness is not something you have in your hands, it is something you carry in your heart. Give it away generously and it will return to you a thousand fold.

1804. If people are trying to pull you down, be proud of it. It only means one thing, you are above them. And one more reason why they hate you, because they wanted to become just like you.

1805. Never let anyone make you feel that you don't deserve what you want. You are worthy of your happiness. What they say don't change anything, it doesn't change you, unless you let it.

1806. When somebody does something wrong to you and it really drove you freaking mad, don't do the same to him/her. Instead, kill him/her with kindness, because guilty feelings are always nastier revenges.

1807. Let not other people become the source of your frustration. As a famous talk show host said, "You don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's not your problem when they reject you, it's theirs! Only stuck up idiots would require you to please them." Start your day right by kicking some ass! Keep banging dude!

1808. Never be afraid to try something new because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already know. Life is too short to have no fun and yet too precious to waste.

1809. Life would not be real without the lessons we learn, without the experiences we encounter and without the special people who are near to share life with. Good evening!

1810. With confidence, you can reach truly amazing heights. Without confidence, even the simplest accomplishments are beyond your grasp. Keep reaching for the star!

1811. Most people live meaningless life simply because they never decided to write their vision down and follow through on it. Know this, if you can't see the mark, you can't press towards it. Good afternoon!

1812. The path you walk in life is unique, no one walks the road better than yourself for you alone rule your own destiny, so continue doing your best and stay happy.

1813. All successful people have a goal. No one can get anywhere unless he knows where he wants to go and what he wants to be or do. Good day!

1814. Always make your absence felt, in such a way that somebody misses you, but let not your absence be so long that somebody starts learning to live without you.

1815. You change for two reasons: Either you learn enough that you want to or you've been hurt enough that you have to.

1816. The woman I love... burns with jealousy, leaps to conclusions, cries and turns to ice. But when she laughs, the world is mine. - Maison Ikkoku

1817. One of the saddest thing in life is loving someone so much and then one day you look into his eyes and listen to him talk and realize that the magic is gone. All you see in front of you is a stranger with just a known name.

1818. By some mischief of fate, we might only truly fall in love once. You know that one great love old folks refer to. Many lovers may get into our lives but there is only one person with that one smile, one kiss, one hug and one moment, that our hearts will never replace. That person, usually but sadly, is the one that got away. That's why after all the chips are down, we know, we just know, we'll never fall in love that way again.

1819. Not all fast beating hearts means love, not all blushed faces is a sign that you're already in love. Love is indeed a great word to tell that it takes a great time to figure if it's really love!

1820. Ever had the feeling? You attempt and fight hard to take someone off your mind and off your life, but each time you are in that person's presence, you just can't help but fall.

1821. The best use of life is love. The best expression of love is time. The best time to love is now. Life is all about love. Live and love all the days of you life! Happy Valentine's Day!

1822. I pray that happiness be at your door. May it knock early and leave the gift of excellent health, peace of mind and good fortune. Good evening!

1823. In the ocean of life, God is our buoyant force. No matter how strong the wind and how gigantic the waves are, we will still not sink because we are anchored to Him. God bless!

1824. Happy life is not how fast we move nor how long we live. But it's how we cherish every moment with our loved ones and most with God in our hearts.

1825. Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. Have faith! God bless.



1826. I'm sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are! I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

1827. At this time, if your world is spinning around and around and your heart is beating fast, do you think, it's love? No my friend, it's high blood pressure!

1828. Warning bulletin! Be careful when going to open areas like Boracay, Clark, Punta Fuego, Subic, Shangrila Mactan, Palawan and others. Wala naman, baka umitim ka lang!

1829. Four people were inside the elevator. One is a very intelligent senator, a generous vice president, an honest president and a poor security guard. Just before the door opened, they all noticed a Php 1000 bill on the floor. Which of the four picked it up? The security guard of course! Because the 3 don't exist in the Philippines.

1830. A salesman stopped at a farmhouse for the night. Farmer: Sorry, we don't have vacant room, but I can let you sleep with my daughter if you promise not to bother her. (Salesman agreed.) He went inside the dark room, undressed and slept into bed. He felt the farmer's daughter at his side. Next morning, he asked for his bill. Farmer: 50 pesos only because you shared the bed. Salesman (paid the bill and said): Your daughter was very cold. Farmer: Yes, I know, we are going to bury her today.

1831. Cheating in exams is the best exercise for your reflexes. Your eyes are rolling to see the answer sheet of your seatmate. Your ears should be attentive even to the softest whispers to get what your seatmate is saying. Your neck is stretched either ways to search for clues. Your hand writes very fast of the answer you've got. Your feet kicks the chair of your classmate to let him/her know that you want to copy. And finally, your heart beats 10 times faster when you have passed your paper and realized that your seatmate answered set A and yours is set B. =)

1832. If someone hurts you, don't bother. If someone fools you, don't mind them. If someone breaks your heart, forget it. But remember, time doesn't heal the wounds, platelets do. =)

1833. Teacher: What's 34 + 25 books? Juan: 59 po. Teacher: Good. 18 + 29 + 30 books? Juan: 77 po. Teacher: Very good! Now, what is 950 + 136 + 672 + 490 + 854 books? Juan: Library ma'am! Library!!!

1834. Mga simpleng pangarap. 1. Ako, gusto kong maging nurse para makatulong sa kapwa. 2. Ako naman, doktor, para makagamot ng kapwa. 3. Ako, superhero para makasagip ng nagigipit na kapwa. 4. Ako, mayor, kasi, tutulungan ko ang kapwa ko. 5. Ako, presidente, maglilingkod ako sa kapwa ko. 6. Ganun ba? Ako, gusto ko na lang maging kapwa. Woohoo! Tiba tiba!

1835. Ang pag-aaral ang pinto ng tagumpay, pero ang pangongopya ang susi! Hehehe!

1836. Playgirl daw ako. Naiinis ako. Alam mo kung bakit? Dahil yan ang tingin nila sa akin. Bakit? Playgirl bang matatawag ang magmahal ako ng isa, tapos pito ang reserba?!

1837. Boy: Pwede bang umakyat ng ligaw? Girl: Sorry, wala kaming stairs!

1838. Kapag may kasalanan ka sa nanay mo, huwag kang matatakot. Makinig ka lang kapag sinabi nyang punyeta ka, gaga, tanga, pasaway at bobo. Ito lang ang sabihin mo sa kanya. "Korek! May tama ka! Kamay sa dibdib, 'nay!"

1839. May sumpa daw sa text. Kapag gwapo at maganda, putol daw yung mga sinisend nilang

1840. Teacher: Juan, ano ang sinabi ng magulang mo nang makita ang grades mo? Juan: Lahat po ba o tatanggalin ko yung bad words? Teacher: Tanggalin mo ang bad words. Juan: Wala po!

1841. Anak: Itay, bibili ako ng band peper. Itay: Anak, huwag kang bobo ha? Hindi band peper ang tawag dun! Anak: Ano po ba? Itay: Kokongban.

1842. Husband: Love, galing ako sa urologist today, sabi, baog daw ako. Wife: Hah?! Eh galing ako sa Ob-Gyne, sabi, buntis ako! Buti na lang, nabuntis ako bago ka pa nabaog!!

1843. Anong sabi ng centipede nung may nakasalubong syang isang centipede? "Uy, pare! Long time no see! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir!"

1844. Beware of going to all SM, Robinson, Gateway and Rockwell, they are scheduled to be bombed! - A public service message from 168 Mall. (Saka mahal bilihin dun, sa amin, mura!)

1845. Kalabit si mister. Mrs: Not tonight, I have an appointment sa Ob-Gyne bukas, dyahe kapag may sperm na ako. Mister, kalabit ulit kay misis. Eh sa dentista, may appointment ka? =)

1846. Nasa gitna ka ng puno, nakatulog ka. Sa pagtulog mo, nanaginip ka. May ahas sa itaas mo at sa baba, may leon at tigre, ano kaya ang gagawin mo? Eh di gigising para hindi bangungutin!

1847. Three vampires having dinner: Yung rich, umorder ng fresh blood. Yung middle class, umorder ng dinuguan. Yung mahirap: "Waiter! Tubig na lang! May napulot akong napkin, magtsatsaa na lang ako!"

1848. In a classy bar. German: Waiter! Remy Martin, single! French: Waiter! Jose Cuervo, double! Pinoy (Papakilala pala tayo bago umorder): Waiter! Pedro Barbero, married!

1849. The truth behind the song Eternal Flame and who really sang it. Bulag: Close your eyes. Pilay: Give me your hand, darling. Bingi: Do you hear my heart beating? Bobo: Do you understand? Manhid: Do you feel the same? Dukha: Am I only dreaming? Bumbero: Is this burning, an eternal flame? Pipi: Say my name. Baliw: Sunshine through the rain. Kawawa: My whole life, so lonely. Doctor: They'll come and ease the pain. Maramot: I don't wanna lose this feeling. Wolf: oooohhhh!

1850. Uhm excuse me, search engine ka ba? Gusto ko sana magka-Pagerank sa puso mo! Ituloy angsulong!

Contributors:

1801: 2Phe (+63910863***8)
1802-1803. Nicely
1804-1805: Zephyr (+63926688***5)
1806, 1830. Noreen (+63919285***1)
1807, 1819. Shawie (+63921406***9)
1808, 1820. Joy (+63910727***1)
1809. Sophia (+63920362***0)
1810-1813, 1822-1829, 1834-1849. Asha (+63917898***7)
1814-1818. Eroica
1821. Abet (+63917866***0)
1831-1833. Mikmik
1850. Philip (****@***.edu.ph)

3 comments:

philip said...

nakakaaliw yung 1850! ;)

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Alex said...

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