Feb 15, 2007

text messages 1751 - 1800

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1751. Relationships, of all kinds, are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold on to some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact, but held too positively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.

1752. The human brain is the most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hours, 365 days. It functions right from the time you were born until you fall in love and malfunctions after getting married. =)

1753. And long after we're gone, love remains burnt into our memories. We all search for love, but some of us, after we found it, wish we hadn't.

1754. Like and love are two different things. Like is when you know the best side of someone and like them. Love is when you know the worst side that someone could ever have, and you still love that person with everything you have in your heart.

1755. Good people are like the wind, you can't see what's inside their hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity. Good morning! God bless.

1756. From the day we were born, till the day we die, let's always be what we are. Unbelievably witty, incredibly sexy and enviably drop dead gorgeous! Stay gwafa!

1757. I remember our happy times together, kwentuhan to the max, the advices we give to one another, our silly acts, stupid jokes we've shared. "Psst! Miss na kita."

1758. It isn't every day that I get the chance to thank you for the love and friendship. I may not offer the greatest kind, but it is certainly my best. Salamat ha, sa lahat, mula simula.

1759. If you missed the beautiful sunrise God made this morning, it's ok. All you to do is face a mirror and see a more beautiful creation of God. Naks!

1760. Call me up when your heart needs company. Take my hand when you feel alone. Turn to me when you need someone to lean on. Because till time runs out, I'll be here, holding on.

1761. In facing life's ups and downs, let's always cling to God and dwell on His promises. Let us like be the finest bamboo, bending but not breaking.

1762. The value of waiting is a value of a lifetime. If we know how to wait, life shall be easy because God knows what to give us at the right time.

1763. God is indeed an answering God. Sometimes, you don't need to shout or cry out loud because He hears even the very silent prayer of a faithful heart.

1764. Sometimes, we put too much passion on the biggest dreams and priorities in life that we fail to love the smallest pleasures from simple things. We search so much for the right choices, for the right paths to walk through, for the right time and for the right reasons. But life isn't about searching for the things that can be found. It is about letting the unexpected happen and finding things you never searched for.

1765. If the pressures in life seems like crushing you down, think of a crushed grape that produces the best wine. The pressures you have in life only brings out the best in you.

1766. Happiness is learning to appreciate every little blessings and finding the positive lessons in every hurt and failure. Have a nice day ahead!

1767. The biggest lie on this planet is "When I get what I want, I will be happy." All things have a replacement, so when you get something you want, you lose something you need.

1768. Trust should be like the feeling of a one-year old baby: When you throw him in the air, he laughs, because he knows you will catch him.

1769. Always remember that if a person loved you once, even after a hundred years, there will still be some of that love left. No matter how much that person denies it!

1770. Watching somebody you love walk out of your live shouldn't make you bitter or cynical about love. But rather, it should make you wonder: if you wanted so much to be with the wrong one, how wonderful it will be when the right one comes along.

1771. A beautiful life does not just happen. It is built daily by prayer, humility, sacrifice and love. May the beautiful life be yours always. Good Morning!

1772. Sometimes you ignore the truth. Sometimes you ignore the pain. Sometimes you ignore the consequences. Just for someone, who's ignoring you! =(

1773. It's tough when people start to leave you hangin'. It's even tougher to pretend that you don't mind.

1774. Being brokenhearted is like having a broken pair of ribs. On the outside, it looks like there's nothing wrong, but every breath hurts. =(

1775. Quality life doesn't mean having wealth, power or super intelligence. It's a matter of how much kindness and love you give to others and the joy you get out of it. Good morning.

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1776. While on the bus. Jim: I hate it when I see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Ann: So what do you do? Jim: I just close my eyes.

1777. I cared, I got hurt. I took risks, I failed. I sacrificed, I lost. I hoped, I gained nothing. Yet, I remained damn good looking inspite of it!

1778. A small boy asked another why his 80-year-old grandma was always reading the Bible. The reply: Because she's cramming for her final exam!

1779. What's the difference between complete and finished? When you marry the right girl, you're complete but when you marry the wrong one, you're finished!

1780. What did Snow White complain after having sex with the seven dwarves? I would rather have seven inches at one time than one inch seven times. Hahaha!

1781. Man to wife on her birthday: "You can have sex for an hour the way you want it." Wife jumped up, kissed him and ran out of the house, "Thank you! Thank you! I'll be back in an hour!"

1782. 8 rules to be happy: 1. never hate. 2. don't worry. 3. live simply. 4. expect a little. 5. give a lot. 6. always smile. 7. stay in love. 8. best of all, eat all you can!

1783. GMA: I checked my daughter's bag and found cigarettes! I can't believe she smokes! Erap: I checked my daughter's bag too and found condoms! I can't believe she has a penis!

1784. A loving thought: If I am a puppy and you are a flower, I'll raise my leg and give you a shower! Isn't it sweet? =)

1785. One day an ugly girl was born. Mother: What a treasure! Father: Yeah, let's bury it!

1786. A husband came home 4:00AM and saw his wife in bed with another man. His wife shouted at him: "Where have you been?!" Husband: "Who's that man?!" Wife: "Don't change the topic!"

1787. The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right man. - Oprah. Damn! Now I know why! Hahaha!

1788. Twins talking inside a mother's womb. T1: The place is shaking. Daddy is here again. He's early today. T2: Shh. Quiet, that's not Daddy. Daddy doesn't wear a rain coat.

1789. Can't help but fall! - Sipon.

1790. It takes. It takes mo naman ako! Wala ka na bang unli? Wala kasi akong katakes eh!

1791. Alam ko, minsan, nakakabitin ako. - *some text missing*

1792. Sikat talaga ako. Kapag dumaan ako, nagtitilian ang mga tao, nagsisigawan, nagtatalunan pa! - Daga.

1793. Ang Power Rangers ay magigiting na mandirigma! Send this to 7 of your friends at magiging Power Ranger ka in 2 days! Walang halong biro! Power Ranger na ako eh.

1794. Kahapon, may isang frog. Sabi nya, "Kokak! Kokak!" Tapos kanina, may isa namang frog, sabi nya, "Kokak! kokak!" Wala lang. Siguro, sya din yung kahapon no? :D

1795. Sex tayo? Sabi kagabi ng lalaking butiki nang makita nya ang isang babaeng butiki. Babae: Hindi pwede! Lalake: Bakit naman? Babae: Baliw ka ba? Titihaya ako, malalaglag tayo. Tanga neto!

1796. May mga bagay, kahit hindi aminin, may nakakaalam, kahit hindi sabihin, may nakakarinig, kahit pilit ilihim, may nakakadama. Parang ngayon, kahit hindi ko sabihin, alam nang lahat na umaga na. Good morning!

1797. Hayup! Ito ang pinakamatinding pick-up line! "Aahhh... excuse me miss, Troso ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang sibakin!

1798. Abusado (adj.): refers to a person or group of people who takes advantage of popularity despite of economic problems. In short... GLOBE!

1799. Ano? San na ipinagmamalaki mo? Matapos mo akong iwan at talikuran, ngayon nagkakaproblema kayo, babalik ka ngayon sa akin? - SUN cellular

1800. Oh, ano ngayon? Nasaan na yung pinagmamalaki nyo ngayon ha? Akala ko ba posible lahat? Eh bakit ngayon nag-aalburuto kayo? - SMART

Contributors:
1751-1752, 1759, 1762-1767, 1776-1783: Asha (+63917898***7)
1753, 1775, 1784-1785: Mikmik
1754, 1760: Zephyr (+63926688***5)
1755: Jamie
1756: Anime (+63918613***0)
1757-1758: Shawie (+63921406***9)
1761, 1788: Madame J (+63928625***8)
1768-1774, 1797-1800: Starfish
1786-1787, 1789-1792: Irish
1793: Charlemagne
1794: Dukha
1795: Eroica
1796: Tekla

1 comment:

Tsina said...

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