text messages 1851 - 1900

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1851. Morning is like a new leaf in the book of your life. Spend your day productively and never let your problems ruin your day. Good morning! God bless.

1852. Friendship is the art of reaching out and touching someone else's heart just like the way you do. Thanks for being good to me and double thanks for being my friend!

1853. Greetings are music but I can't give you the sound of my voice. All you can hear is a beep that comes from my heart, praying that you are safe and happy all the time! Good evening!

1854. Having someone to remember is pleasing enough to the heart. It doesn't matter if you remember me once in a while, what matters is we're friends at all times!

1855. I may not be a clock that can text you 24 hours a day but my heart will be like a clock that won't stop caring and saying, "You're such a nice person I will always miss."

1856. In life, there are times that you have to face tough decisions, either you make it or break it. But do remember whichever way you go, there are no wrong decisions in life, it's for you to make it right.

1857. Quote of the day. Embrace the future, for the future is what we make of it. Learn from the past for the past cannot be changed!

1858. Unspoken love is like a poison, if you don't spill it out, it will eat you up inside.

1859. You can fall in love in an instant, it's letting go that takes time.

1860. We can't really love anybody with whom we've never laugh with.

1861. Love is like an hourglass, when the heart fills up, the brain empties.

1862. What is meant to be will always find a way.

1863. If I could freeze time, I'd freeze the moment we were together. There was so much I wanted to share, I wanted to say, but the one thing I wasn't able to tell was how much I wanted to stay.

1864. Just when my mind found the answers, my heart changed the questions!

1865. Never say goodbye because saying goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting. - Peter Pan

1866. If your heart gets broken, it's not a sin to cry, it's not a crime to mourn, but it is not right to ruin your own life because in love, you should know when to move on if there's no reason to hold on.

1867. Love is the best music in the score of life. Without it, one would forever be out of tune in the immense choir of humanity. - Roque Schneider

1868. It is hard when you met the right love at the wrong time. But what is more painful is when you have to give up the right love because you have to face the right time holding the wrong love!

1869. Your good heart shall tell you where to go, your sharp mind shall tell you how to get there and your deep love for God shall guide you on your way. Be inspired. Good morning!

1870. Always smile. Our faces are the best billboards where the ads of life are seen. The Bible says, "Why worry when the Lord is with you?" Have a blessed day!

1871. Don't worry about anything, instead pray about everything. Every flower bud blooms when it's time. Every prayer is answered in God's time. Good afternoon!

1872. Trivia: 'One thousand' contains the letter 'a' but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an 'a' in it. Sige, kahit magbilang ka pa!

1873. Two words that contain millions of letters... "Post Office" Tama ba?

1874. What starts with an 'e', ends with an 'e' and usually contains only one letter? Answer: envelope.

1875. Do you know this? Arrange this letter TDAILPSHUEDTRAOTL. 5 words. Clue: Mahal nyo ang isa't isa at walang pwedeng makaagaw. Note: Answer is TILL DEATH DO US PART.

1876. Ano ang pinakamahabang buhok sa katawan? Sagot: Buhok sa puwet dahil nakakabit ito sa pilik mata. Kapag binunot mo ang buhok sa puwet, napapapikit ka!

1877. Ang tawag sa gumagawa ng tubo, tubero. Ang tawag sa kumukuha ng basura, basurero. Ang tawag sa mahilig sa gimik, gimikero. Sa maraming babae, babaero. Ang tawag sa nakaupo sa kanto? Tambay darling, tambay!

1878. Tanong: Ano ang tawag sa dalawang braso kapag pinagsama? Sagot: Eh di braso pa din! Tanong: Eh paano kapag dalawang binti ang pinagsama? Sagot: Eh di kwarinta! Nyak!

1879. GMA: Kung matalino ka talaga, bakit 2 butas ng ilong natin? Erap: Yun lang, hindi mo pa alam? Syempre, para makahinga habang kinukulangot natin ang isang butas!

1880. Q: How will you know if a woman is thinking about sex? A: She will ask you, "Where are you from?" Translation: Tigasan ka?

1881. Sabi intsik: Inglis plepleho lang yan. Ano inglis bandila? Plak di ba? Palaka? Plak din. Kulay itim? Plak pa lin. Saksakan kulyente? Eh di plak na naman. Kaya wag na kayo alal inglish, sila lang ulo nyo.

1882. Isang lalaki dahil sa pagmamadaling makajingle ay doon napasok sa cr ng babae. Makiusyoso tayo, ok? Babae: Ang bastos mo naman! Lalake: Bakit miss? (patay malisya kunyari) Babae: Hindi mo ba alam na pambabae itong napasukan mo? Lalake: Bakit miss? Pambabae rin naman itong akin ah!

1883. Ma-inlove? Masarap yun! Yun bang tipong inspired ka, laging nagdedream, laging nakasmile, pero narealize ko. May mas masarap pa dun. Ang matulog!

1884. Good morning! Naiwan ni kukote ang cellphone nya dito sa room ko. Don't know where to contact him so I've decided to text everyone sa phonebook nya. Please forward his landline ASAP. Thanks! - Angel Locsin.

1885. Apo: Lola, paano kung isang araw, umulan ng bayag? Lola: Naku apo, kulimlim pa lang ay hubo na ako! Hahaha!

1886. Buntis, nagpacheck-up. Doctor: Misis, ayon sa ultrasound, walang baby sa tyan mo. Puro hangin lang. Buntis: Hoy doc! Excuse me! Anong akala mo sa t*ti ng asawa ko, compressor?!

1887. Girl: Hayop ka! Pagkatapos mong ipasubo at ipablow sa akin, ipuputok mo pa sa mukha ko! Boy: Sorry, hindi ko napigilan eh. Girl: Sige, bili ka ulit ng plastic balloon! Ano isip mo? :)

1888. Boy1: Tol, nakipagbreak ang girlfriend ko. Ipinadala pa sa akin ang pictures nila ng bagong boyfriend nya sa motel. Boy2: Anong ginawa mo? Boy1: Ipinadala ko sa tatay nya yung pictures nila. Balibag yun mamaya!

1889. Madaling magsabi ng "Sorry." Madaling magsabi ng "I love you." Madaling magsabi ng "Kailangan kita." Pero nalaman kong pinakamahirap palang sabihin yung "Nakakapagpabagabag" Try mo, mabilis!

1890. May isang lalaki na hindi nakapagzipper. Babae: Dong, kita ang cellphone mo. Lalaki: Ay oo nga! Open line kasi. Babae: Ano yan? 3310 o 6210? Lalake: O-10 yan! Latest model ngayon.

1891. Lahat ng bagay, pag nagfall, may binabagsakan. If you fall from the trees, sa lupa ang bagsak mo. Kapag sa stairs, sa sahig ang bagsak mo. What if you fall in love? Syempre, sa kama nang bagsak mo! Hehehe.

1892. Alam mo ba na sa liit ni Mahal, hindi sya gumagamit ng washing machine sa pagwash ng damit nya? Ano ang ginagamit nya? Blender.

1893. Misis: Hon, bakit ang dumi-dumi mo at ang baho mo pa? Mister: Nakita mo ba yung maliit na imburnal sa kanto natin? Misis: Oo. Mister: Pwes, Ako, hindi ko nakita!

1894. Vine tea. Do you want to know about vine tea? What is vine tea? Vine tea is actually the sukli when you have 50 pesos pag nagload ka ng 30.

1895. Atty: Gaano katagal ka nirape ng nasasakdal? Girl: 5 hours po! Atty: 5 hours ka ginahasa?! Girl: Kasama na po yung foreplay dun, tapos nagyosi pa kami para may bonding.

1896. In the middle of a baptismal rite, a priest officiating said: "Ang lambot ng ulo ng bata." The pretty mother replied: "Father, boobs ko po yan!"

1897. Psychological Fact: "All emotional pain lasts for 12 minutes, anything longer than that is self-inflicted." In short, nag-iinarte ka na lang daw nun!

1898. When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck. When the girl is eighteen, she is ready to ____. Answer: Vote! Huwag dirty ang mind. Elections are near, vote wisely!

1899. Misis: Bakit ngayon ka lang? Mister: Pasensya na. Nag-aya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang, hehe. Misis: Lasing ka, ano?! Mister: Hindi. Misis: Anong hindi? Wala ka namang trabaho, paano ka nagkaroon ng officemate?!

1900. Eh ano ngayon! Kung may Hope si James Yap! Eh dati namang may Philip si Kris Aquino! Dapat kasi, alam nila na cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health!


Contributors:
1851-1853, 1895: Starfish
1854, 1866, 1894, 1900: Shawie (+63921406***9)
1855, 1891-1892: Mikmik
1856, 1868: Joy (+63910727***1)
1857-1865, 1870-1871, 1875-1889: Asha (+63917898***7)
1867: Nicely
1869: Abet (+63917866***0)
1872: Arnel
1873, 1898: Tekla
1874, 1890: Madame J (+63928625***8)
1893: Francis
1896: Eroica
1899: Irish

text messages 1801 - 1850

1801. They say that noisy people are not serious. But they never know that behind my happy smiles and joyous laughters are a thousand kinds of pain which I tried to hide eversince.

1802. Life is short, so break the rules. Forgive like you have amnesia, believe like a kid, love like crazy, laugh till you fart and never regret anything that made you happy. Good evening!

1803. Happiness is not something you have in your hands, it is something you carry in your heart. Give it away generously and it will return to you a thousand fold.

1804. If people are trying to pull you down, be proud of it. It only means one thing, you are above them. And one more reason why they hate you, because they wanted to become just like you.

1805. Never let anyone make you feel that you don't deserve what you want. You are worthy of your happiness. What they say don't change anything, it doesn't change you, unless you let it.

1806. When somebody does something wrong to you and it really drove you freaking mad, don't do the same to him/her. Instead, kill him/her with kindness, because guilty feelings are always nastier revenges.

1807. Let not other people become the source of your frustration. As a famous talk show host said, "You don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's not your problem when they reject you, it's theirs! Only stuck up idiots would require you to please them." Start your day right by kicking some ass! Keep banging dude!

1808. Never be afraid to try something new because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already know. Life is too short to have no fun and yet too precious to waste.

1809. Life would not be real without the lessons we learn, without the experiences we encounter and without the special people who are near to share life with. Good evening!

1810. With confidence, you can reach truly amazing heights. Without confidence, even the simplest accomplishments are beyond your grasp. Keep reaching for the star!

1811. Most people live meaningless life simply because they never decided to write their vision down and follow through on it. Know this, if you can't see the mark, you can't press towards it. Good afternoon!

1812. The path you walk in life is unique, no one walks the road better than yourself for you alone rule your own destiny, so continue doing your best and stay happy.

1813. All successful people have a goal. No one can get anywhere unless he knows where he wants to go and what he wants to be or do. Good day!

1814. Always make your absence felt, in such a way that somebody misses you, but let not your absence be so long that somebody starts learning to live without you.

1815. You change for two reasons: Either you learn enough that you want to or you've been hurt enough that you have to.

1816. The woman I love... burns with jealousy, leaps to conclusions, cries and turns to ice. But when she laughs, the world is mine. - Maison Ikkoku

1817. One of the saddest thing in life is loving someone so much and then one day you look into his eyes and listen to him talk and realize that the magic is gone. All you see in front of you is a stranger with just a known name.

1818. By some mischief of fate, we might only truly fall in love once. You know that one great love old folks refer to. Many lovers may get into our lives but there is only one person with that one smile, one kiss, one hug and one moment, that our hearts will never replace. That person, usually but sadly, is the one that got away. That's why after all the chips are down, we know, we just know, we'll never fall in love that way again.

1819. Not all fast beating hearts means love, not all blushed faces is a sign that you're already in love. Love is indeed a great word to tell that it takes a great time to figure if it's really love!

1820. Ever had the feeling? You attempt and fight hard to take someone off your mind and off your life, but each time you are in that person's presence, you just can't help but fall.

1821. The best use of life is love. The best expression of love is time. The best time to love is now. Life is all about love. Live and love all the days of you life! Happy Valentine's Day!

1822. I pray that happiness be at your door. May it knock early and leave the gift of excellent health, peace of mind and good fortune. Good evening!

1823. In the ocean of life, God is our buoyant force. No matter how strong the wind and how gigantic the waves are, we will still not sink because we are anchored to Him. God bless!

1824. Happy life is not how fast we move nor how long we live. But it's how we cherish every moment with our loved ones and most with God in our hearts.

1825. Faith is to believe what you do not yet see; the reward for this faith is to see what you believe. Have faith! God bless.

1826. I'm sorry for not telling you this before. You ought to know how smart, cute, witty, sweet, charming, alluring and wonderful you are! I didn't know I've influenced you that much!

1827. At this time, if your world is spinning around and around and your heart is beating fast, do you think, it's love? No my friend, it's high blood pressure!

1828. Warning bulletin! Be careful when going to open areas like Boracay, Clark, Punta Fuego, Subic, Shangrila Mactan, Palawan and others. Wala naman, baka umitim ka lang!

1829. Four people were inside the elevator. One is a very intelligent senator, a generous vice president, an honest president and a poor security guard. Just before the door opened, they all noticed a Php 1000 bill on the floor. Which of the four picked it up? The security guard of course! Because the 3 don't exist in the Philippines.

1830. A salesman stopped at a farmhouse for the night. Farmer: Sorry, we don't have vacant room, but I can let you sleep with my daughter if you promise not to bother her. (Salesman agreed.) He went inside the dark room, undressed and slept into bed. He felt the farmer's daughter at his side. Next morning, he asked for his bill. Farmer: 50 pesos only because you shared the bed. Salesman (paid the bill and said): Your daughter was very cold. Farmer: Yes, I know, we are going to bury her today.

1831. Cheating in exams is the best exercise for your reflexes. Your eyes are rolling to see the answer sheet of your seatmate. Your ears should be attentive even to the softest whispers to get what your seatmate is saying. Your neck is stretched either ways to search for clues. Your hand writes very fast of the answer you've got. Your feet kicks the chair of your classmate to let him/her know that you want to copy. And finally, your heart beats 10 times faster when you have passed your paper and realized that your seatmate answered set A and yours is set B. =)

1832. If someone hurts you, don't bother. If someone fools you, don't mind them. If someone breaks your heart, forget it. But remember, time doesn't heal the wounds, platelets do. =)

1833. Teacher: What's 34 + 25 books? Juan: 59 po. Teacher: Good. 18 + 29 + 30 books? Juan: 77 po. Teacher: Very good! Now, what is 950 + 136 + 672 + 490 + 854 books? Juan: Library ma'am! Library!!!

1834. Mga simpleng pangarap. 1. Ako, gusto kong maging nurse para makatulong sa kapwa. 2. Ako naman, doktor, para makagamot ng kapwa. 3. Ako, superhero para makasagip ng nagigipit na kapwa. 4. Ako, mayor, kasi, tutulungan ko ang kapwa ko. 5. Ako, presidente, maglilingkod ako sa kapwa ko. 6. Ganun ba? Ako, gusto ko na lang maging kapwa. Woohoo! Tiba tiba!

1835. Ang pag-aaral ang pinto ng tagumpay, pero ang pangongopya ang susi! Hehehe!

1836. Playgirl daw ako. Naiinis ako. Alam mo kung bakit? Dahil yan ang tingin nila sa akin. Bakit? Playgirl bang matatawag ang magmahal ako ng isa, tapos pito ang reserba?!

1837. Boy: Pwede bang umakyat ng ligaw? Girl: Sorry, wala kaming stairs!

1838. Kapag may kasalanan ka sa nanay mo, huwag kang matatakot. Makinig ka lang kapag sinabi nyang punyeta ka, gaga, tanga, pasaway at bobo. Ito lang ang sabihin mo sa kanya. "Korek! May tama ka! Kamay sa dibdib, 'nay!"

1839. May sumpa daw sa text. Kapag gwapo at maganda, putol daw yung mga sinisend nilang

1840. Teacher: Juan, ano ang sinabi ng magulang mo nang makita ang grades mo? Juan: Lahat po ba o tatanggalin ko yung bad words? Teacher: Tanggalin mo ang bad words. Juan: Wala po!

1841. Anak: Itay, bibili ako ng band peper. Itay: Anak, huwag kang bobo ha? Hindi band peper ang tawag dun! Anak: Ano po ba? Itay: Kokongban.

1842. Husband: Love, galing ako sa urologist today, sabi, baog daw ako. Wife: Hah?! Eh galing ako sa Ob-Gyne, sabi, buntis ako! Buti na lang, nabuntis ako bago ka pa nabaog!!

1843. Anong sabi ng centipede nung may nakasalubong syang isang centipede? "Uy, pare! Long time no see! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir! Apir!"

1844. Beware of going to all SM, Robinson, Gateway and Rockwell, they are scheduled to be bombed! - A public service message from 168 Mall. (Saka mahal bilihin dun, sa amin, mura!)

1845. Kalabit si mister. Mrs: Not tonight, I have an appointment sa Ob-Gyne bukas, dyahe kapag may sperm na ako. Mister, kalabit ulit kay misis. Eh sa dentista, may appointment ka? =)

1846. Nasa gitna ka ng puno, nakatulog ka. Sa pagtulog mo, nanaginip ka. May ahas sa itaas mo at sa baba, may leon at tigre, ano kaya ang gagawin mo? Eh di gigising para hindi bangungutin!

1847. Three vampires having dinner: Yung rich, umorder ng fresh blood. Yung middle class, umorder ng dinuguan. Yung mahirap: "Waiter! Tubig na lang! May napulot akong napkin, magtsatsaa na lang ako!"

1848. In a classy bar. German: Waiter! Remy Martin, single! French: Waiter! Jose Cuervo, double! Pinoy (Papakilala pala tayo bago umorder): Waiter! Pedro Barbero, married!

1849. The truth behind the song Eternal Flame and who really sang it. Bulag: Close your eyes. Pilay: Give me your hand, darling. Bingi: Do you hear my heart beating? Bobo: Do you understand? Manhid: Do you feel the same? Dukha: Am I only dreaming? Bumbero: Is this burning, an eternal flame? Pipi: Say my name. Baliw: Sunshine through the rain. Kawawa: My whole life, so lonely. Doctor: They'll come and ease the pain. Maramot: I don't wanna lose this feeling. Wolf: oooohhhh!

1850. Uhm excuse me, search engine ka ba? Gusto ko sana magka-Pagerank sa puso mo! Ituloy angsulong!

Contributors:

1801: 2Phe (+63910863***8)
1802-1803. Nicely
1804-1805: Zephyr (+63926688***5)
1806, 1830. Noreen (+63919285***1)
1807, 1819. Shawie (+63921406***9)
1808, 1820. Joy (+63910727***1)
1809. Sophia (+63920362***0)
1810-1813, 1822-1829, 1834-1849. Asha (+63917898***7)
1814-1818. Eroica
1821. Abet (+63917866***0)
1831-1833. Mikmik
1850. Philip (****@***.edu.ph)

text messages 1751 - 1800

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1751. Relationships, of all kinds, are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold on to some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact, but held too positively, and the relationship slips away and is lost.

1752. The human brain is the most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hours, 365 days. It functions right from the time you were born until you fall in love and malfunctions after getting married. =)

1753. And long after we're gone, love remains burnt into our memories. We all search for love, but some of us, after we found it, wish we hadn't.

1754. Like and love are two different things. Like is when you know the best side of someone and like them. Love is when you know the worst side that someone could ever have, and you still love that person with everything you have in your heart.

1755. Good people are like the wind, you can't see what's inside their hearts but you can always feel their goodness and sincerity. Good morning! God bless.

1756. From the day we were born, till the day we die, let's always be what we are. Unbelievably witty, incredibly sexy and enviably drop dead gorgeous! Stay gwafa!

1757. I remember our happy times together, kwentuhan to the max, the advices we give to one another, our silly acts, stupid jokes we've shared. "Psst! Miss na kita."

1758. It isn't every day that I get the chance to thank you for the love and friendship. I may not offer the greatest kind, but it is certainly my best. Salamat ha, sa lahat, mula simula.

1759. If you missed the beautiful sunrise God made this morning, it's ok. All you to do is face a mirror and see a more beautiful creation of God. Naks!

1760. Call me up when your heart needs company. Take my hand when you feel alone. Turn to me when you need someone to lean on. Because till time runs out, I'll be here, holding on.

1761. In facing life's ups and downs, let's always cling to God and dwell on His promises. Let us like be the finest bamboo, bending but not breaking.

1762. The value of waiting is a value of a lifetime. If we know how to wait, life shall be easy because God knows what to give us at the right time.

1763. God is indeed an answering God. Sometimes, you don't need to shout or cry out loud because He hears even the very silent prayer of a faithful heart.

1764. Sometimes, we put too much passion on the biggest dreams and priorities in life that we fail to love the smallest pleasures from simple things. We search so much for the right choices, for the right paths to walk through, for the right time and for the right reasons. But life isn't about searching for the things that can be found. It is about letting the unexpected happen and finding things you never searched for.

1765. If the pressures in life seems like crushing you down, think of a crushed grape that produces the best wine. The pressures you have in life only brings out the best in you.

1766. Happiness is learning to appreciate every little blessings and finding the positive lessons in every hurt and failure. Have a nice day ahead!

1767. The biggest lie on this planet is "When I get what I want, I will be happy." All things have a replacement, so when you get something you want, you lose something you need.

1768. Trust should be like the feeling of a one-year old baby: When you throw him in the air, he laughs, because he knows you will catch him.

1769. Always remember that if a person loved you once, even after a hundred years, there will still be some of that love left. No matter how much that person denies it!

1770. Watching somebody you love walk out of your live shouldn't make you bitter or cynical about love. But rather, it should make you wonder: if you wanted so much to be with the wrong one, how wonderful it will be when the right one comes along.

1771. A beautiful life does not just happen. It is built daily by prayer, humility, sacrifice and love. May the beautiful life be yours always. Good Morning!

1772. Sometimes you ignore the truth. Sometimes you ignore the pain. Sometimes you ignore the consequences. Just for someone, who's ignoring you! =(

1773. It's tough when people start to leave you hangin'. It's even tougher to pretend that you don't mind.

1774. Being brokenhearted is like having a broken pair of ribs. On the outside, it looks like there's nothing wrong, but every breath hurts. =(

1775. Quality life doesn't mean having wealth, power or super intelligence. It's a matter of how much kindness and love you give to others and the joy you get out of it. Good morning.

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1776. While on the bus. Jim: I hate it when I see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated. Ann: So what do you do? Jim: I just close my eyes.

1777. I cared, I got hurt. I took risks, I failed. I sacrificed, I lost. I hoped, I gained nothing. Yet, I remained damn good looking inspite of it!

1778. A small boy asked another why his 80-year-old grandma was always reading the Bible. The reply: Because she's cramming for her final exam!

1779. What's the difference between complete and finished? When you marry the right girl, you're complete but when you marry the wrong one, you're finished!

1780. What did Snow White complain after having sex with the seven dwarves? I would rather have seven inches at one time than one inch seven times. Hahaha!

1781. Man to wife on her birthday: "You can have sex for an hour the way you want it." Wife jumped up, kissed him and ran out of the house, "Thank you! Thank you! I'll be back in an hour!"

1782. 8 rules to be happy: 1. never hate. 2. don't worry. 3. live simply. 4. expect a little. 5. give a lot. 6. always smile. 7. stay in love. 8. best of all, eat all you can!

1783. GMA: I checked my daughter's bag and found cigarettes! I can't believe she smokes! Erap: I checked my daughter's bag too and found condoms! I can't believe she has a penis!

1784. A loving thought: If I am a puppy and you are a flower, I'll raise my leg and give you a shower! Isn't it sweet? =)

1785. One day an ugly girl was born. Mother: What a treasure! Father: Yeah, let's bury it!

1786. A husband came home 4:00AM and saw his wife in bed with another man. His wife shouted at him: "Where have you been?!" Husband: "Who's that man?!" Wife: "Don't change the topic!"

1787. The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right man. - Oprah. Damn! Now I know why! Hahaha!

1788. Twins talking inside a mother's womb. T1: The place is shaking. Daddy is here again. He's early today. T2: Shh. Quiet, that's not Daddy. Daddy doesn't wear a rain coat.

1789. Can't help but fall! - Sipon.

1790. It takes. It takes mo naman ako! Wala ka na bang unli? Wala kasi akong katakes eh!

1791. Alam ko, minsan, nakakabitin ako. - *some text missing*

1792. Sikat talaga ako. Kapag dumaan ako, nagtitilian ang mga tao, nagsisigawan, nagtatalunan pa! - Daga.

1793. Ang Power Rangers ay magigiting na mandirigma! Send this to 7 of your friends at magiging Power Ranger ka in 2 days! Walang halong biro! Power Ranger na ako eh.

1794. Kahapon, may isang frog. Sabi nya, "Kokak! Kokak!" Tapos kanina, may isa namang frog, sabi nya, "Kokak! kokak!" Wala lang. Siguro, sya din yung kahapon no? :D

1795. Sex tayo? Sabi kagabi ng lalaking butiki nang makita nya ang isang babaeng butiki. Babae: Hindi pwede! Lalake: Bakit naman? Babae: Baliw ka ba? Titihaya ako, malalaglag tayo. Tanga neto!

1796. May mga bagay, kahit hindi aminin, may nakakaalam, kahit hindi sabihin, may nakakarinig, kahit pilit ilihim, may nakakadama. Parang ngayon, kahit hindi ko sabihin, alam nang lahat na umaga na. Good morning!

1797. Hayup! Ito ang pinakamatinding pick-up line! "Aahhh... excuse me miss, Troso ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang sibakin!

1798. Abusado (adj.): refers to a person or group of people who takes advantage of popularity despite of economic problems. In short... GLOBE!

1799. Ano? San na ipinagmamalaki mo? Matapos mo akong iwan at talikuran, ngayon nagkakaproblema kayo, babalik ka ngayon sa akin? - SUN cellular

1800. Oh, ano ngayon? Nasaan na yung pinagmamalaki nyo ngayon ha? Akala ko ba posible lahat? Eh bakit ngayon nag-aalburuto kayo? - SMART

Contributors:
1751-1752, 1759, 1762-1767, 1776-1783: Asha (+63917898***7)
1753, 1775, 1784-1785: Mikmik
1754, 1760: Zephyr (+63926688***5)
1755: Jamie
1756: Anime (+63918613***0)
1757-1758: Shawie (+63921406***9)
1761, 1788: Madame J (+63928625***8)
1768-1774, 1797-1800: Starfish
1786-1787, 1789-1792: Irish
1793: Charlemagne
1794: Dukha
1795: Eroica
1796: Tekla

text messages 1701 - 1750

1701. A heart truly in love never loses hope but always believe in the promise of love, no matter how long the time and how far its distance, a person in love can sacrifice. Happy Valentine's Day!

1702. To all in love and love less, hard and easy to get, housemates and soulmates, play girl and chick boy, two-timer and stick to one, advance Happy Valentine's Day!

1703. It's better to love in just one minute and treasure it for a lifetime than to love for a lifetime and hate it every minute of your life. Happy Valentine's Day!

1704. Happiness is not something you have in your hands, it's something you carry in your heart. Give it away generously and it will return to you a thousand fold! Happy Valentines!

1705. Why is that we spend a lifetime trying to define what love is and what love means, yet we know in an instant if we are in it?

1706. Love is a form of amnesia, during which a woman forgets that there are 1,222,978,173 other men in the world.

1707. Even if I didn't make some moves to make you feel how much special you are to me, wherever you are, always remember that you still belong to the puzzle that makes my whole life complete. Happy Valentine's Day!

1708. I may not have the widest arm to hug you when you have problems, I may not have the best shoulder for you to cry on when you need, but I have the biggest heart to keep you forever. Good morning! Happy Valentine's Day!

1709. You are one of those whom I never asked from God! But still, he gave you to me. I asked Him why and He said, "Because I know that person can fill your life in ways that others can't." Happy Valentine's Day!

1710. Thank you, for coming into my life, for helping me to be better, for loving me, for accepting me, and most of all, for being my friend! Happy Valentine's my friend!

1711. If there is one thing I'm most thankful for, that would be having you. Coz God is so wonderful when He let you come into my life, He gave me heaven close enough to touch. Happy Valentine's Day, sweetheart!

1712. How do you know that someone special is 'the one'? Pretty much like finding the end of a roll of a scotch tape, you don't need to see, you just feel it.

1713. They say you know you miss someone when it's him/her you think about when you're alone. But you truly miss someone if it's him/her you're looking for and thinking about, even if you're with a happy crowd.

1714. One of the things I've learned when I was a kid is if you want someone to listen to what you're saying, whisper it!

1715. Time and things do not really last. What matters are the people we care about and the values we dare to live and share! May God bless you more everyday. Take care!

1716. There will be times you might feel giving up to all the problems you're going thru. Life may be unfair but always remember that when no one else will stand by your side, God will.

1717. Sometimes, love is unfair. The more you sacrifice, the more you get hurt. Even you've given your best, still not enough. Until such time you had no choice but to give up.

1718. Perhaps the saddest but most lovable thing that could happen to you is when you're talking to your ex a day before his wedding and he tells you, "This could have been us."

1719. There are 3 special people in one's life: 1. Someone we love but have to hate. 2. Someone we hate but can't live without. 3. Someone we can't live without but have to let go.

1720. It's always better to fail in doing something than to excel in doing nothing. A flawed diamond is more valuable than a perfect brick. People who have no failures also have few victories.

1721. Calmly walk with a purpose, peacefully speak with passion, act with energy but with serenity. Let God walk you through the days of your life.

1722. Love can feel like heaven and could hurt like hell. It's true that to accept the rose, you must accept the thorns. And if you have the courage to love, you must have the courage to suffer.

1723. In this life, you can't avoid gossip and unkind words from others. Whatever you do, you will never please everyone. Remember, if you weren't worth anything, they wouldn't bother. Good morning!

1724. It isn't everyday that I get the chance to thank you for the love and friendship. I may not offer the greatest kind, but it is certainly my best. Salamat ha, sa lahat, mula simula.

1725. Not one of us can bring back yesterday or shape tomorrow, only today is ours and won't be ours for long, once it's gone, it will never be ours again, so make the best of everyday! Good morning!

1726. Why do girls require honesty in a relationship? It's because girls don't want to live on lies! Keep this in mind: Girls rather choose to be dumped than being cheated!

1727. Life isn't perfect. You will have to cry and fail. You may also lose hope. But hey! Let me just remind you. I'm here. Not to make life perfect but to make it simple!

1728. Friendship is not having to worry on what to say or to do or even what is seen in you. It's about being comfortable to be who you want to be and I'm glad that with you, I can be me.

1729. Little birdie in the sky, dropped a poopoo in my eye. I didn't scream, I didn't cry, I just thank God that carabaos can't fly! Always thank God for small blessings! Good morning!

1730. Confucius says: If you want to remember something, tie a string around your finger. If you want to forget everything, tie a rope around your neck! Good night!

1731. The Philippines is where: Starbucks is more expensive than gasoline. Every street has a basketball court but every town has only one school. Students pay more than they will earn. Doctors go back to medical school to become nurses abroad. Everything is spoofed. Fastfood is a diet meal. Rodents are normal house pets. Soap opera is reality and news provide the dramas of life. Actors make the rules and politicians provide entertainment.

1732. This is a story about a wife that gave birth to an amazing child. Upon giving birth, the child already talked. His first word is 'mama', then next day, the mom died. During burial of mom, the father silently prayed, "Please, don't say papa" but after a minute, the baby said 'papa'. The father is expecting to die. But guess what? Kumpare died!

1733. Quote ng mga puyat: The early bird looks like a worm!

1734. A Chinese couple just had their first baby but the eyes are big, the hair is curly, and the skin is black. So the father gave the baby a beautiful name: SAM TING WONG.

1735. Without romance, love gets dry. Without respect, love gets lost. Without caring, love gets boring. Without honesty, love gets unhappy. Without sex, pucha! break na! break!!

1736. You must always follow your heart, not your mind, because there's a saying, never mind!

1737. If I'll be given a chance to say something that would reveal how I feel, sa totoo lang, words are not enough! But if you insist, just remember this, "Kulang pa din ang buhay ko if we never met." Happy Valentines!

1738. Mahirap palang lumimot ng taong ayaw mong kalimutan. Mahirap palang saktan ang taong ayaw mong masaktan. Pero mas mahirap palang ituring na kaibigan ang taong mahal mo pala!

1739. Pag-ibig, parang laro. Sinimulan ng dalawa, sasalihan ng iba. Minsan, taya ka pa, hahanapin at hahabulin mo. Paano kung ang hinabol mo, nakahanap na ng ibang kalaro? Itataya mo pa rin ba ang puso mo?

1740. In life, you can't predict what will happen in the future. I met you, you met me. Wala na! Wala na tayong future! Hehehe!

1741. Ang buhay ko ay parang nakasakay sa seesaw. Kapag wala ka, down ako! Nakz! Happy Valentine's Day!

1742. BF: Mag-empake ka mahal! GF: Bakit? BF: Pupunta tayong home for the aged. Importante lang kasi. I wanna grow old with you. Naman! Hahaha!

1743. Bagay sa iyong maging amo. Inalila mo kasi ang puso ko. Nakanang romantic!

1744. Ey, question. Uhhmm! Can you recommend a good bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you! Yun yun eh! Happy Valentine's Day!

1745. Sa loob ng mall. Husband: Love, yan ang dati kong girlfriend! Wife: Ang pangit pangit naman! Husband: Wala akong magagawa, yan talaga ang weakness ko.

1746. Basta ba huwag nya akong sasalubungin, kundi, babanggain ko sya! - G. Liner, ang bus na nakapatay kay Poknat!

1747. Boy: Sunduin kita mamaya, bubusina na lang ako kapag nasa harap na ako ng bahay nyo. Girl: Ok, sige. Anong dala mong sasakyan? Boy: Wala, busina lang! =)

1748. Makabagong salawikain: Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, sa call center naglipana!

1749. Akala ko, lagi kang nandyan sa tabi ko. Akala ko, lagi kang handang tulungan ako. Akala ko na sa bawat oras may karamay ako. Pero, nasaan ka nung concert ko? Hindi ka pumunta! I hate you!!! :P

1750. Special prayer for GMA: Aba naman Gloria, puno ka na ng grasya. Ang yaman ng bansa ay sumaiyo na. Sa husay ni Garci, naging pekeng pangulo ka. Bukod kang mandaraya sa babaeng lahat. Pinagpala ring mangurakot, asawa mo't anak. Kaya wala nang natira. Amen!

Contributors:
1701-1702, 1735: Joy (+63910727***1)
1703-1706, 1713-1722, 1737-1739, 1749: Asha (+63917898***7)
1707-1710, 1724-1728: Shawie (+63921406***9)
1711-1712: Madame J (+63928625***8)
1723: Lojik
1729: Tekla
1730-1734, 1744, 1748: Eroica
1736, 1742: Abet (+63917866***0)
1740-1741: Irish
1743: Lora
1745-1747: Charlemagne
1750: Jason (+63926649***3)