1652. It's not easy to let go of something you've put everything into. But it's harder to realize later on that you've been holding on to something that wasn't there anymore.
1653. Step by step, the journey goes on. Little by little, it may seem so long. The things we learn will keep us on. With faith in God, He'll keep us strong. Get yourself believe. Have a good night!
1654. I found the right guy, gave the perfect love. It was the right time. Everything was perfect except for one thing. For him, I wasn't the perfect girl and I wasn't even close to being the right one. =(
1655. Why do we fall in love for someone who isn't really for us? Should we blame ourselves for falling with the wrong one? Or should we blame the one we fell in love with because he made us feel that he is the right one? =)
1656. A 7-year old girl asks her dad, "Why does my leg cramp and couldn't feel anything?" Dad answered, "Your leg becomes numb if you lay still and don't move because blood doesn't circulate properly." When the girl turned 18, she fell in love and experienced her first heartbreak. One day, dad saw his daughter laying still while holding her chest. Dad asked her, "What's wrong?" The girl said, "I'm laying still while holding my breath, I'm trying to make my heart cramp so I could be numb and would be hurt no more!"
1657. In our life, there are many problems we face sometimes too hard for us to handle and sometimes we easily give up. You know what keeps our heart fighting? A big piece of our life called God.
1658. Sometimes, struggles are exactly what we need in life. If God allow us to go thru life without obstacles, we would not be as strong as what we could have been. Good day!
1659. All things in life are temporary. If they're going well, enjoy! They won't last forever. If they go wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either. What is nice about life is that each day is never like the other. Enjoy life and throw all your troubles away! Smile!
1660. Sometimes, God pushes us to our limits, He tests us beyond our endurance, because He has greater faith in us than we have in ourselves. Good night!
1661. God has a reason for allowing things to happen, we may never understand His wisdom but we simply have to trust His will. Good evening!
1662. Life is pretty simple. When you are asking for apples and life hands you lemons, make lemonade. If you're on your way out and it starts to rain, at least you won't have to water the plants anymore. It is a matter of seeing things in perspective. The benefits may not be immediate nor obvious, but you have to know this for sure: God will never give you anything you can't handle. Nothing you can't triumph over. There will be problems. There will be struggles. But if they're not there, how would you know how strong you are?
1663. With special thoughts and wishes that God will richly bless you heart, your home and those you love with lasting happiness and God's graces as always. Good evening!
1664. Math tells us three of the saddest love stories. Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together. Don't we just love Math? =)
1665. Have you observed a ricefield and noticed which ones stand up straight? Well, the empty heads are standing tall and high. The heads that are filled with grains are bending low. Indeed, the true great and strong people are humble and gentle. True giants don't mind bowing low. Good day!
1666. Prayer is my gift for you everyday. That you will be fine, protected and have the strength to cope with all the pressures and stress of the day.
1667. Before you can inspire with emotion, you must be swamped with it yourself. Before you can move their tears, your own must flow. To convince them, you must fight. Pleasant dreams. God bless!
1668. Our night's rest is God's way of saying: "Leave everything to me, you've done your part, let me do mine and I will take care of you." Good night!
1669. One of the worst feelings in the world is having to doubt something you thought was unquestionable. Good morning!
1670. The law of the seed: Most seeds never grow. For 1 apple tree to bear 500 apples, you need 10 seeds. In life, this principle might mean you'll need to attend 20 interviews to get 1 job, talk to 50 people to sell 1 house, meet 1000 acquiantances to have 1 special person. If we really want to make things happen, we usually need to try more than once. That's the law of nature.
1671. Hell is living with someone you despise so much. No punishment is more morbid than to live eternally in the presence of those you detest. - Sartre
1672. Let everyday be a dream you can touch. Let everyday be a love you can feel. Let everyday be a reason to live. Because God made life indeed beautiful. Good morning!
1673. Friends are like devils, they teach you to do things and lure you to temptations. But no matter how naughty they are, they are still angels who love you. Thanks, cute devil! =)
1674. In this fast changing world, nature's resources are easily diminishing due to man's unsustainable needs. Help our mother earth, conserve our resources. Save water, drink beer!
1675. Everytime I feel that nobody seems to understand me, it helps a little better thinking of you. Because I know, nobody understands you either. Hahaha!
1677. Pagod ka na ba sa sobrang aral? Sawa ka na ba sa pagbabasa? Hilo ka na ba magmemorize? Gusto mo na bang sumuko dahil it's over na? Huwag kang ganyan! Symptoms lang yan ng isang future tambay!
1678. Alam mo ba ang nangyari kagabi? Sa bahay namin? Sa kama ko? Nung mga bandang 2AM? Natutulog ka na yata nun. Alam mo bang natutulog din ako nun? Kagigising ko nga lang! Good morning!
1679. Matamis man ang pakwan, mas matamis pa rin di hamak ang nakilala, minahal, niligawan, hinalikan at niyakap bago nagpakwan.
1680. Darating ang panahon, mamamatay lahat. Langit ang punta, di ba? Sinong unang papasok? Babae? Lalake? Tomboy? Bading? Syempre, bading! Kasi, magdedecorate pa sila!
1681. Ina: Anak, tawagan mo nga ang tatay mo sa cellphone. Pauwiin mo dito. (Pagkatapos tawagan) Anak: Inay, babae po ang sumagot! Ina: Lintik! Sinasabi ko na nga ba, may itinatago yang tatay mo eh! Anong sabi? Anak: You only have zero pesos in your account. Hindi ko na tinapos, inay, mukhang matapobre eh!
1682. Madaling magkasakit ang mga cute, ang mga crush ng bayan, ang ma-appeal at henyo, ang kind, thoughtful, smart, malakas ang karisma, ang... ang sama na ng pakiramdam ko.
1683. Nasa ospital ako! ... ni Dra. Vicky Belo. Nagpapabawas ako ng sex appeal ko. Ang daming nagkakastiff neck kapag naglalakad ako. Don't worry, I'm fine.
1684. Akala ko, ang pinakamasakit ay ang magmahal ng taong hindi ka mahal. Hindi pala. Mas masakit pala yung alam na nyang may pigsa ka sa pwet, hinampas pa nya. It hurts you know, it hurts!
1685. Kapag bored ka na at wala ka nang mahanap na pwedeng gawin, magbukas ka ng zipper, ilagay mo ang kamay mo sa loob at ilabas mo ang libro sa bag mo! Magbasa ka!
1686. Anong klaseng pangalan yan? Poknat at Bokbok, ang panget! - Bakekang (Nagsalita!!!)
1687. Misis: Hindi ko na kaya to! Araw-araw na lang tayong nag-aaway! Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na to! Mister: Ako rin, sawang sawa na. Away dito, away doon! Mabuti pa siguro, sumama na ako sa iyo! Tara!
1688. Pangaral ng tatay sa kanyang anak: Tandaan, ang batang swapang at sinungaling ay hindi tatangkad, uusli ang ngipin at mananatiling unano! - Diosdado Macapagal.
1689. Si Superman, man of steel, hindi ba? Hindi tinatablan ng bala at kutsilyo. Bumabaluktot ang mga karayom sa kanya. Eh eto ang tanong. Tuli na kaya sya? Eh paano sya tutuliin, aber??!!
1690. Simula nung bata ako, maraming bagay ang nagbago. Ugali, friends, kapaligiran at iba pa. Pero isang bagay lang ang hindi. Alam mo kung ano yun? Fishball! P0.50 pa rin!
1691. Drunk1: Pare, si Kitchie Nadal pala, kapatid ni Barbie! Drunk2: Pare, talaga? Hindi ko alam yun ah! Drunk1: Oo pare. Kapatid nya si Barbie na doll!
1692. Dutdurutdut Dora, dutdurutdut, Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer. Send this to 99 of your friends kundi magiging negrang lakwatsera ka just like Dora! Totoo ito! Don't ignore!!!
1693. 1/2 You have just been loaded P200 by 09195947635. Trace # 7518433. P200 load will expire in 5 seconds. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Wala na!
1694. Juan, John. Juan, John. May kiliti ako John! Juan John! Kaya relax ka lang, may kiliti ako, John! Ayayay! Juan John! =) Hekhekhek.
1695. Kaya ko din magpapayat. Wala lang ako sa mood.
1696. Hey! Nakita ko si GMA, matangkad naman pala siya! - Mahal.
1697. Ang alamat ng saging. Noong unang panahon, wala pang saging. Nang isang araw, may kakaibang halaman na biglang tumubo sa bakuran nina Juan. "Ay naku, ano kaya ito?" Sambit ni Juan, "Parang saging ah!" At mula noon, tinawag na itong saging.
1698. Ako'y maliit kapag hindi gamit. Ako'y humahaba kapag hinawakan, pinadadaan sa boobs, ibinababa sa butas at doon isinasaksak, at pagkatapos hinuhugot. Ano ako? Seatbelt!
1699. Pinakabwenas na lucky charm ang baboy at mukhang baboy ngayon. Kaya tiyak na suswertehin lalo si Ate Glo. Kasama nya kasi lagi ang lucky charm. Bwahaha!
1700. Sexy: Doc, paano ko malalaman na sex maniac nga ako? Doctor: Meron tayong gagawing mga test, iha, pero bago ang lahat, bitiwan mo muna ang itlog ko, please!
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1653-1668, 1686-1699: Asha (+63917898***7)
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1682-1685: Tekla
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