Dec 27, 2006

text messages 1451 - 1500

1451. Until one feels the spirit of Christmas, there is no Christmas. All else is outward display - so much tinsel and decorations. For it isn't the holly, it isn't the snow. It isn't the tree, not the firelight's glow. It's the warmth that comes to the hearts of men when the Christmas spirit returns again. Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!

1452. Christmas may be a day of feasting, but always it will be a day of remembrance - a day in which we think of everything we have ever loved. I love you my friend and enjoy the season! =)

1453. Thought of this season: My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

1454. Do you know what Christmas is? It's simple. Christ Has Risen In Spite The Most Adverse Sacrifices. Please pass to all your friends and spread the good news!

1455. I've already told Santa what I want for Christmas. A friend who will stay forever. So, if a fat man comes around and tries to wrap you up, please cooperate. =) Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

1456. A friend holds your hand when you are scared, makes you smile when you are down, hugs you when you need comfort and buys you gifts during Christmas! Yehey! Hi friend!

1457. Everyday, I ask God why I do have someone like you in my life? Last night, I had a dream, God answered my prayer with a simple sentence, "You deserve a friend that never fades!"

1458. I'd rather go blind than see you walk away from me. I rather be deaf than hear you hate me. I'd rather lose everything than lose you! Coz what would everything mean if I ain't got you?

1459. Someone who is very fast could easily escape from a gun, but he can never avoid the bullet. Just like love, you could easily avoid someone but never the love that strikes the heart. Good morning!

1460. We've greeted everyone a Merry Christmas but did you greet our savior Jesus Christ a happy birthday? Pass this to as many as you can. After sending this, there's no miracle. Will you do it for Him?

1461. Wishing you all the timeless treasures of Christmas, the warmth of home, the love of family and the company of good friends. Have a blessed Christmas!

1462. If God gave you a dozen roses and you ask why there are no thorns, God would just smile, show His bleeding hands and say "I took them away to save you from pain." Merry Christmas!

1463. May the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ bring you and your family endless prosperity, blessings and peace of mind that you truly deserve. Merry Christmas!

1464. C-hrist gave H-imself as a R-eward so that I-ndividual know the S-acrifices T-hat he did for M-ankind to A-chieve the gift of S-alvation. Merry Christmas!

1465. Merry Christmas! May God shower us more with His blessings. May we find life's true meaning as we further reflect on this blessed season. More love, happiness, success and good health!

1466. Take some time to smile when you're sad, to rest when you're tired, to love if you're feeling empty and to let go if you need to. Time endures, time heals. In this life, just take some time for yourself.

1467. Love ain't easy, I know. There is pain, but if ever you'll fall because of hurt, andito lang ako ha? Just tell me where it hurts and I'll do my best to make it better.

1468. Giving up doesn't mean you are weak. Instead, it proves that you are strong to let go of the things that are important to you. Love is not what makes you complete but it is when you learn to be unselfish.

1469. I'll give up love dreams for a dream of you. I'd exchange one million tomorrows for one day with you. I'd trade all my memories for just one memory of you. But if there's one thing I'd never give up, it's you.

1470. Some romances end for all kind of reasons. But when all is said and done, they have one thing in common: they are shooting stars; a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, a fleeting glimpse of eternity. And in a flash, they're gone. - The Notebook.

1471. As I grow old, my realization about life becomes deeper, problems got bigger, situations become more complicated and I know tha you are just like me, sometimes, we wish we could go back to the time when the only man in our life was our dad, our only bestfriend was our mom, and any pain could be healed by just a band aid and chocolates.

1472. I learned how to love without expecting something in return. For a while, it felt good but soon enough, I had to stop. Why? Because the more I love the person, the more I lose myself. =(

1473. I was told not to hurt the heart of whom I love so much. But when I was so busy taking care of that heart, I never noticed my own was slowly dying.

1474. You're in my life for a reason, thus, I welcome you into my heart with open arms. Thanks for gift of your friendship. It's not how short or long you stay. The point is: you came! =)

1475. Without friends, you are like a book that nobody bothers to pick. But as long as I'm here, you are not only best-selling, you'll always be my greatest collection!



1476. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, and canola oil is made from canola seeds, then what is baby oil made from?

1477. A sexy starlet was asked why she broke off with her politician boyfriend. She replied, "I saw him in swimming trunk one day, he looked so different without his wallet."

1478. The eyes are the organs for seeing. The ears are the organs for hearing. The nose is the organ for smelling. The tongue is the organ for tasting someone else's organ. Hehehe.

1479. What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =)

1480. Use violet in a sentence. "Oh no! I lost my phone! Okay lang. I'll violet!"

1481. Reports have it that Congress intends to ammend the Bible after they are done with the Constitution. I think they intend to abolish Hell before their terms here on earth expire.

1482. What is the difference between Love Marriage and Arranged Marriage? The first one is a perfect suicide and the second is a planned murder!

1483. Sign over a bar... "If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance."

1484. Nang una kitang makita, sabi ko, kompetensya. Pero nang maging friend na kita, nasabi ko na lang, "Shucks! Iba na talaga ang aming tropa, panay Dyosa!"

1485. Magpapaalam sana ako sa iyo, sabi ko, aalis na ako. Niyakap kita at bumulong ka rin sa akin, akala ko, pipigilan mo ako pero sabi mo, "Huwag! Huwag ka nang bumalik."

1486. Boy: Tahimik ka na naman. Girl: Wala. Boy: Galit ka ba? Girl: Hindi. Boy: Huwag ka na magalit. Girl: Hindi naman ako galit. Boy: May nagawa ba ako? Girl: Wala nga. Boy: Bakit ayaw mo akong kausapin? Girl: Hindi kasi tayo magkakilala.

1487. Nahihiya ako sa iyo, hindi na kita tinitext eh, busy kasi ako masyado. Ikaw? Bakit hindi mo ako tinitext? Hindi ka ba nahihiya??! (*_*)

1488. Life ko? Ok lang! Simple kahit komplikado. Payapa kahit magulo. Madali kahit mahirap. Galing noh? Kaya mahal ko ang life ko eh! Malinaw kahit malabo. Dagdagan pa ng tulad mo na mabait pero may toyo!

1489. Kapag may problema ka, lapitan mo ako, hindi kita iiwan. Yayakapin kita ng mahigpit, at itatanong ko sa iyo, "Anong gusto mo? Matador, Fundador or Emperador? Tara na!"

1490. Wife: Love, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na ito, let's make love! Husband: Cheh! Tumigil ka nga! Maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw, hindi na.

1491. Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba mas sweet ang iba? - Fruitcake.

1492. Ano ang tawag sa higanteng mais? Eh di kapre-corn!

1493. An old couple saw an X-rated movie for the first time. In the middle of the movie, biglang tumayo si lola. Sinampal si lolo! Pak! "Damuho ka! Tumanda na tayo, pwede palang kainin yun!"

1494. Baboy: Hirap ng buhay natin, no? Manok: Oo nga! Lagi na lang tayong nali-lechon. Buti pa itong unggoy, pabasa-basa lang ng text! Tumawa pa!

1495. Sometimes love leaves a big scar in your heart. But don't let it stain your life, it only means, the bigger the scar you had, the malaking tanga you were.

1496. Bwisit na buhay ito! Araw-araw na lang, itlog! Umaga, tanghali, gabi, itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Itlog! Lagi na lang itlog! - Briefs.

1497. Kapag tinanong ka ng boyfriend mo kung gaano mo sya kamahal, ito ang sabihin mo. "Hindi pa ba sapat na nilabag ko ang batas namin? Na ang Dyosa ay bawal makipagrelasyon sa lamanlupa?!"

1498. Nanay: Kumusta ang date mo anak? Effective ba ang payo ko na maglagay ng siling labuyo sa dede mo para hindi galawin ng boyfriend mo? Dalaga: Hay naku inay! Palpak! Bicolano ang boyfriend ko. Ganado!

1499. Panakip butas mo lang pala ako! - Panty.

1500. What can be? What can be? What can be bitiw bigla. What can be bitiw bigla ha ha. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit, maglalayag patungong langit!

Contributors:
1451-1453, 1465, 1484-1493: Asha (+63917898***7)
1454-1455, 1466-1475: Madamme J (+63928625***8)
1456: Arnel
1457-1459: Joy (+63910727***1)
1460: Zephyr (+63926688***5)
1461: Wendy
1462: Precious (+88691023***4)
1463: Mylene (+63917806***8)
1464: Tekla
1476-1483: Abet (+63917866***0)
1494-1496: Eroica
1497-1498: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1499: Tsina
1500: Irish

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Dec 18, 2006

text messages 1401 - 1450

1401. I have deposited love, joy, prosperity, peace laughter plus all kinds of blessings in your ATM account. Use without limit. The pin code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.

1402. At the moment you don't think much of it, we just don't recognize the most significant moment of our lives. Back then, you're gonna think there'll be other days, never realizing that was the only day.

1403. Prayer is not an optional extra nor is it a last resort when all other methods have failed. When man works, man works. When man prays, God works. Good evening!

1404. Before, choices were always easy. I never had to choose between things that I liked and I liked more. But now, no matter which one I pick, it seems to be wrong and I always end up losing what I really wanted.

1405. Christ is the arm that will hold you at your weakest; the eye that will see you at your darkest; and the heart that will love you at your worst. God bless.

1406. Mind teaser. You can't see me in a day, but you can see me twice in a week, but I appear only once in a year and twice in a decade. What am I?

1407. It is not how you build your dreams that makes you different but how high your faith in God can climb. It's not how many goals you've reached but how many lives you've touched. Good morning!

1408. I know your life goes on without me, that you can be happy without me, that you can enjoy life. But even if you've forgotten me, I will still choose to be there for you and be your nicest stranger forever. Take care!

1409. Do you believe in soulmates? They say they are two people constantly in search for one another without them even knowing. Soulmates are meant to be together forever, that's why they continuously search for each other, against time and space. Lucky are those who actually cross paths, however, they just cross, but who said they could actually be together?

1410. Someone asked me why I hold on to him, I smiled. What made me care for him, I stayed silent. They asked why of all people I chose him, I said, "In a world of lies, he is the only truth I know."

1411. Peace of mind is the greatest asset we can have for happy and healthy living. This is an inner victory which only comes from knowing God intimately.

1412. Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life, not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. Good morning!

1413. The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. =)

1414. If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. If you want happiness for a day, go fishing. If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody.

1415. Whenever I watch romantic movies, witness people kiss and make up, or listen to a love song, I smile and feel good because I know love still works, if not for me, at least, for others.

1416. What is a man's idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum!

1417. People fall in love not knowing why nor how. It's so special. A feeling that it doesn't require much answers. You just love no matter how stupid you become.

1418. To the parents: Be kind and friendly to your children as they are the ones that decide where you live when you are old.

1419. Don't let your mind become cluttered with worry, it leaves less room for the good stuff. Pray, relax, let go! Let God take over your life. Good day!

1420. Eventhough I wasn't sure exactly what to say, I talked to God and spoke your name. I prayed for you last night. I asked the Lord to give you more strength, to calm you from stress, to free you from the things you fear and bathe your mind with rest. I asked the Lord to help you in the uphill days to come. I asked our precious loving God to complete what He's begun. He whispered in the quiet and filled my heart with peace. He said that you are deeply loved, that His grace will not cease.

1421. Do you know what it feels like to wake up everyday feeling hopeless? That the love of your life is waking up with the wrong person? But still wishing somehow they would find happiness, even if it's not with you. -Albert, Hitch.

1422. Live your life with so much love in your heart that if, by mistake, you were sent to hell, the devil himself would deliver you up to paradise. - Paulo Coelho

1423. For the drunks: A big hangover lasts only a day, but our funny, happy, sad, truthful, embarassing drunken memories will last forever! - Anonymous.

1424. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk! =)

1425. Friends make us brave when we are afraid, make us strong when we are weak, but most of all, they teach us to hold on to them when tears keep on falling.



1426. Ale: Lahat ng Congressman ay magnanakaw! Lalake: Ang sakit nyo namang magsalita. Ale: Bakit? Congressman ka ba? Lalake: Hindi po! Magnanakaw po ako!

1427. Hindi lahat ng bumabagsak, nagsusummer! - Erik Morales.

1428. Anong tawag sa babaeng alam ang kinaroroonan ng asawa nya, every second, every minute, every hour of every day, 7 days a week? Answer: Biyuda!

1429. Guy1: Alam mo, last month, isinama ko ang girlfriend ko sa bahay ng lolo kong milyonaryo. Guy2: Oh, bakit malungkot ka? Anong nangyari? Guy1: Ayun, lola ko na sya ngayon!

1430. Ano ang difference ng girlfriend at asawa? Ang girlfriend ay nililigawan, ang asawa ay inililigaw!

1431. Miriam Santiago's watch is made jointly by Japan's Seiko and France's Patek Philippe. The brand name of the watch "Seikopatek".

1432. Ngayong may paparating na bagyo, kailangan tayong maghanda. Kaya ako, pinatiklop ko na ang billboard ko. Kayo ba?

1433. I have 5 Louis Vuittons, I bring Gucci, Balenciaga, Valentino and Prada! Can't help it if my things are expensive! - Gretchen Baretto. May lalaban? Sa pagiging insekyora?

1434. Breaking News: Tinanggal na raw ni Morales si Pacquiao sa Friendster nya! Ay, ang taray ng kuya mo!

1435. Doc: Nasa isip mo ba ang pamilya mo? Baliw: Oo naman! (Doc natuwa...) Doc: Asan ba ang pamilya mo? Baliw: Nasa isip ko nga, di ba? Toink!

1436. Nurse: Doc, bakit tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente? Doc: Alin, yung bakla? Nurse: Opo. Baka sabihin, namimili tayo, porke't bading sya. Doc: Ano naman ang raraspahin ko sa kanya?!

1437. Would it be sweet if you're lying in your bed with your loved one holding your hand, touching your face while saying, "Let's rock honey! Para sarap gising natin tomorrow! Rarr!!

1438. Hindi lahat ng party, nakakapagpasaya. - Third Party.

1439. Butterfly din naman ako eh, brown nga lang! - ipis (hek hek hek!)

1440. Minsan, may bumatok sa akin sabay sabi: "Matauhan ka na nga, hindi ka nya mahal at hindi na mamahalin pa!" Nasabi ko na lang: so dapat talaga, may batok?!

1441. Bata: Itay, sabi ng genie, bibigyan daw nya ako ng isang wish! Itay: Wow! Sabihin mo, sana manalo ang tatay mo sa lotto bukas! Next day, nanalo ng lotto ang driver nila!

1442. How come I? How come I? How come I? Di kita iiwan sa paglalakbay, dito sa mundong walang katiyakan. How come I? Hindi kita bibitawan sa paglalakbay sa mundo ng kawalan!

1443. I've changed. I'm no longer a princess. Sad noh? I just found out that my parents are Greek, therefore, I'm a goddess! Oh yeah! Hahaha!

1444. Boys are too demanding! They'll get all from you, hug, kiss, even your virginity! After they used you, they'll just leave you with the words, "Ayoko na, sawa na ako!" Tell him, "Yabang mo, liit naman ng sa iyo!"

1445. We exist temporarily thru what we take, but we live forever thru what we give. It's better to give than to receive. So, paano? Gift ko na lang sa Pasko ha!

1446. Every second, I remember you. Every minute, I miss you. Every hour, I care for you. It's all because... malapit na ang Pasko! Gift ko ha?! Happy New Year!

1447. Dear God, please take care of this person. Bait po yan, and feel ko po, sya ang pinaka-unang magbibigay sa aking ng regalo sa Pasko! Amen!

1448. September. October. November. December. Ang bilis no? Merry Christmas! At least, ako ang unang bumati sa iyo!

1449. Merry Christmas! Hehehe. Send ko na ngayon, kasi baka wala nang unlimited sa December. Happy New Year na rin ha! =)

1450. Small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a brother." Santa Claus wrote back, "Send me your mother!" Hohohoho! Merry Christmas!

Contributors:
1401-1420, 1443-1445: Asha (+63917898***7)
1421-1424, 1432-1441, 1447: Eroica
1425: Deejayz
1426-1431: Abet (+63917866***0)
1442: Ronsky (+63916764***7)
1446: Precious (+88691023***4)
1448: Jaz (+63921569***4)
1449. Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1450: Anime (+63918613***0)

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Dec 12, 2006

text messages 1351 - 1400

1351. Ask me to love another, I will. Ask me to shout louder, I will. Ask me to be low and alone, I will but ask me to let you go, I won't.

1352. Astronauts nightmare is to be trapped in space. A painter's nightmare is to ruin a masterpiece. My nightmare is to lose someone like you.

1353. They told me I'm crazy I dreamt the sun was radiating blue but the doctors cleared me it was just a case of too much missing you.

1354. You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

1355. When did we become friends? I can't really say, I know it grew a little every single day, it had a simple start but it grew to fill an empty space in my heart.

1356. The heart hides what you can't say but the eyes say what the heart tries to hide, it would hurt less to hear a sounding bye than hear a stay and see in the eyes that it's a lie.

1357. Love is never measured by the times he made you laugh but by the number of times he made you smile after you cry.

1358. When you feel restless waiting for that someone to pay attention or even notice you, look back, maybe there's someone patiently waiting feeling the same as you do.

1359. I never knew how it is to love until I found you. I never knew how much I loved you until I lost you.

1360. Being in love is like jumping off a building, in the beginning you don't care about anything and just enjoying the ride, it is the sudden stopping that hurts.

1361. A friend accepts you just as you are, who you are in your friend's eyes gives you a glimpse of who you are in God's eyes.

1362. My hands were made to touch you, my lips were made to kiss you, my eyes are crying for you coz I know that my heart was made to love you.

1363. The greatest challenge of being a friend is not listening when words are spoken but hearing and feeling even when there's nothing but silence.

1364. Love doesn't count on the laughter that you shared but the number of tears and pain that you try to get over with for the sake of holding on.

1365. I don't think I'm inlove with you. "Inlove" means the state of being, temporary fleeting. "Love" on the other hand is constant, never changing. So, I don't think I'm inlove with you, because I know I love you.

1366. You know what lonely means? It's when you go to bed at night without anyone to say "I love you." And when you wake up, you open your eyes and realize that nothing's changed... you are still alone.

1367. Goodbye has it's essence. Whether you believe it or not, it has its ways to touch your heart. Don't hate it, but instead, cherish it. Because goodbye reminds us that everything ends, everything fades. What is important is we learn to say goodbye to meet again, learned to let go to find again and learned to move on to love again.

1368. UN conducted a worldwide survey with this question: "Would you please give your honest opinion about shortage of food in the rest of the world?" Survey failed! Because in Africa, they didn't know what food is. In China, they didn't know what opinion is. In Europe, they didn't know what shortage is. Filipino leaders interviewed didn't know what honest mean. France didn't know what please is. And American leaders didn't know the rest of the world!

1369. It is better to devote more attention to a successful exit than a favorable entrance. What matters isn't being applauded when you arrive but being missed when you leave.

1370. I hope someday you would remember me as me who always smile even when my life is not that perfect and the one who would always try to brighten up your day even if I couldn't brighten up my own.

1371. The importance of something is seen when it's done. The worth of someone is realized when they're gone. For it will always be a mystery that we realize the essence when it's already a memory.

1372. Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do a thing, but you are bound to do something else. Something hurts you yet you know it shouldn't. You take certain things for granted, even when you know you should never take things for granted. A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. And most of us live somewhere in the middle.

1373. Dear God, we ask for Your divine mercy and protection as super typhoon approaches our nation. Seal our homes with your most precious blood. Amen.

1374. What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. And those who understand it call it life.

1375. Minsan, nag-aaral akong maggitara. Masakit sa kamay, mahirap pag-aralan. Dun ko lang naisip na ang gitara, parang love. Kailangan munang masaktan para may matutunan.



1376. Doing sex by profession: Doctors do it in order; DJs do it by request; Dentists do it orally; Medreps do it with samples; Nurses do it by rounds; Accountants do it without losing their balance; but call center agents are the best because they do it whenever you call.

1377. Two words that guy and girl don't want to hear and afraid of: for a girl, "It's over!" For a guy, "I'm delayed." Tama ba?

1378. Thought for the night: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where you get shitty ideas. Have a nice fart!

1379. If they say, "Good looks could kill," then, please, don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

1380. If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.

1381. If it weren't for that damned sun, I would have been the hottest thing ever created.

1382. Thought of the day: Why get married and make one miserable when you can stay single and make others miserable? =)

1383. Look at the world as a big fruit cake. It would not be complete without a few sweets and nuts. Sweets like me and nuts like you! Joke joke joke!

1384. I am not a super rich tropa, hindi mapera, walang car, pero ito ang tandaan mo, kahit wala akong yaman, friend mo pa rin ako kahit hampaslupang maganda lang ako! =)

1385. Sa likod ng mga ngiti, may mga luha. Sa likod ng mga biro, nagtatago ang problema. Hindi ka man laging tunay na masaya, tandaan mo, sa likod ng bawat tao, may pwet!

1386. Mahirap kapag walang nagmamahal, walang kadamay sa problema, madalas walang kausap, malamig ang pasko, damay pati valentines. Pero mas mahirap mag-isa sa seesaw! Hindi ba? Wawa :(

1387. Misis1: Suko na ako sa mister ko. Lagi na lang akong binubugbog bago niroromansa! Misis2: Mas grabe yung mister ko. Binubugbog ako tapos si Inday ang niroromansa!

1388. The most difficult, depressing question for a college student: "Anak, kumusta ang grades mo?" =)

1389. I am not a rich friend, walang gimik, walang luxurious car, walang mga condo, pero ito ang tandaan mo, kahit wala ako ng mga yan, friends pa rin tayo kahit alindog lang meron ako.

1390. Ang problema dumarating yan sa lahat ng tao, matatag man o mahina. Pero kapag hindi mo na kaya, andito lang ako. Jarannn!! Isa pang problema!

1391. Isang eroplano ang babagsak. Captain: Meidey! Meidey! Emergency landing, meidey! meidey! Biglang umextra ang isang ngongo. Ngongo: Meidey? Sinong may meidey? Hapi meidey! =)

1392. Aalis ka? Kung oo, huwag kang lilingon. Huwag mo akong titingnan, huwag mo akong pansinin. Basta lakad lang, dahil sa oras na gawin mo yun, papalibre ako!

1393. Sabi nila, kapag nadapa ka, bumangon ka! Sabi ko naman, paano kung madapa ako sa ibabaw ng hubad na katawan ng lalaking kinababaliwan ko? Sige nga, babangon pa ba ako? =)

1394. Sa lahat ng numero, 7 ang pinaka-ayoko!!! - ABS-CBN.

1395. Lagi mong tatandaan na kahit ano man ang mangyari, nasa likuran mo lang ako parati. - puwet.

1396. Girl1: Idedemanda ko ang boss ko ng sexual harassment! Biruin mo, inamoy nya ang buhok ko! Girl2: Grabe ka naman, para yun lang eh! Crush ka nun, anong masama dun? Girl1: Unano yung boss ko!

1397. Ano ang theme song ng magboyfriend na bulag? Love is blind. Mag-asawang bulag? Perfect combination. Ang nagsesex na bulag? Dito ba? Dito ba? Dito ba?

1398. Masaya ang love, lalo na kung love nyo ang isa't isa. Ang mahirap lang, kapag may karibal ka. Pero kung sa tingin mo, mas lamang ka talaga, isigaw mo lang: "Atras sya, abante ako!" Hehehe.

1399. Tama ka nga, sexy ako. Pero naaalala mo lang naman ako kapag nag-iinit yang katawan mo! Alam mo bang nanliliit ako sa tuwing ako'y ginagamit mo? - Safeguard.

1400. Text na text ka na ba sa idol mo? Just text "KUKOTE" (space) Message and send to 09195947635. Ex: KUKOTE Ang gwapo mo talaga! Text na! at si Kukote mismo ang magrereply sa iyo!!! =)

Contributors:
1351-1365, 1379-1382, 1386-1396: Asha (+63917898***7)
1366-1368, 1376-1378: Eroica
1369-1371: Joy (+63910727***1)
1372: Arnel
1373: Madame J (+63928625***8)
1374-1375, 1400: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1383-1385: Tekla
1397: Precious (+88691023***4)
1398-1399: Deejayz

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Dec 6, 2006

text messages 1301 - 1350

1301. As we walk through life, there will be times when you won't see me beside you, don't think I left you alone. I just chose to walk behind you so I could catch you right away if you fall.

1302. It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.

1303. You can close your eyes with the things you don't wanna see but you can never close your heart with the things you don't wanna feel.

1304. To define a friend would be a hard thing to do cause I know I haven't been one to you. But naming a friend would be an easy thing to do because I know that I have found one in you.

1305. The difficulty is not dying for your love but in finding a love worth dying for.

1306. Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted.

1307. You do your things, I do mine. I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine. You are you, I am I, is there a chance for it to be "You and I"?

1308. You seem like a sundae in a cup with mallows on top, so very sweet that I wish it would never stop. How I wish I were the cup so I can hug you from bottom to top.

1309. It's not being in love that makes me happy. It's being in love with you that makes me happy.

1310. Love demands a loving deed when you see someone in need. Don't just say you love him true, prove it by the deeds you do.

1311. Stars are like friends, there is always some around you, you just have to find your favorite one! And you are my favorite star of them all.

1312. You shouldn't be stupid enough to fall in love with someone who is stupid enough not to fall in love with you.

1313. A friend like you is like a shooting star amongst the million stars in the sky. You let yourself fall from heaven to make me smile.

1314. If the wishing star offered to give me either a million dollars or the greatest friend in the world I'd take the million dollars cause I've already got the greatest friend in the world.

1315. Loving someone means giving him the freedom to find his way whether it leads him towards you or away from you.

1316. Friendship has one law. Never make your friend feel alone till you are there! So, disturb your friends as much as you can, like what i'm doing now.

1317. The greatest disease in the world isn't medical. It's being unwanted, unloved & uncared for. We can cure physical diseases but the only cure for despair is love. There are those who are dying for a piece of bread but many more are dying for a piece of love. Share it everyday. - Grey's Anatomy.

1318. If you want somebody for a day, get a date. If you want somebody for a week, get a fling. If you want somebody for a year, get a love. But if you want somebody for life, get a friend. You got me here!

1319. Until you find the person who completes you, you would never know that all along, you are only half of what you were meant to be. Find someone who completes you. Your other half, your better half. Someone whom you can't live without. And when you find that someone, don't let go. Never take that someone for granted. For when you lose that person, it will be very hard to live a life having only half of what you were.

1320. Sometimes emotions burst when it is tightly kept. I just want you to know that if there's something wrong, always remember three things: I'm here... I will listen... and I will never leave you.

1321. We don't choose the person we fall for. It just hits us like a bullet and ... bang! We couldn't feel it at first, unless we see ourselves bleeding.

1322. When God is involved, anything can happen. Be open. God has a beautiful way of bringing good vibrations out of broken chords.

1323. I thought you're just one of the many acquiantances I'd meet through out life but knowing you slowly became a pleasant surprise. Now I understand what they mean when they say blessing in disguise.

1324. Once there was a butterfly in my palm, but I let it flew. Not because I don't love it but because I wanted it to enjoy with the flowers & the bees. Keeping it in my palm won't make it the best butterfly it can be. So from a distance I'm happier watching it fly & play in the garden while the sun is still shining because when the rain comes, I'll know if it truly loves me, it will fly back to me.

1325. Something to ponder on: The things that makes us different from anybody else are the things that make us beautiful. So don't change just to fit into someone else's standard. Be the standard.



1326. Miss, alam mo bang exam ako? Kaya sagutin mo na ako.

1327. Kung bola ka, at ako ang player, masho-shoot ba kita? Hindi. Kasi lagi kitang mamimiss.

1328. Uy! Papicture tayo! Para ma-develop tayo sa isa't isa!

1329. Excuse me, are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.

1330. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard? Kasi type kita.

1331. Kumakain ka ba ng asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo eh.

1332. Surgeon ka ba? Kasi ikaw lang ang nagkapagbukas ng puso ko!

1333. Paano nga ba naman makakalabas ang usok kung ang chimineya ay barado ng dumi at niyebe, ipalinis ito ngayon din! - Ms. Minchin.

1334. Boy: Uy, ang ganda ng ipin mo ha, parang exams. Tony: Huh? Baket naman? Boy: One seat apart!

1335. Problemado ka ba at walang pera?! Ito ang sagot dyan. Just text NANAY(space)PENGE(space)PERA(amount) at isend sa number nya! Ang dali, di ba?

1336. Trivia: Alam mo bang kapag ininom mo ang katas ng damong makahiya, mas mabisa pa sa Viagra kung erection din lang ang pag-uusapan? May side effect nga lang. Kapag nasagi, titiklop!

1337. Alam mo bang sa tuwing ika'y umaawit, naisip ko, sa radyo ka na lang kaya kumanta, o kaya, sa tv. Alam mo kung bakit? Para madaling patayin. =)

1338. Baka may kilala kang lalaki na interesadong magtrabaho sa Dunkin Donuts, irecommend ko sya. 15K ang starting pay, with uniform shirt and tie pero walang pants kasi ang trabaho nya, taga butas ng donut!

1339. Wife: Hon, kain ka na. Husband: Busog pa ako. Wife: Hindi naman food eh, yung sa akin. Husband: Busog pa nga ako, birthday ng secretary ko, nagpakain din sya!

1340. Sabi nila, find a serious friend, yung tuturuan ka ng tama, yung dadalhin ka sa mabuti, yung the best! Natawa ako, kasi sa isip ko, saan naman ako kukuha nun eh puro may sayad kayo!

1341. BF: Honey, yung binili kong PH Care para sa iyo, wala yatang bisa. Bakit ganito pa rin ang amoy at lasa ng ano mo? GF: Ewan ko nga ba, eh gabi-gabi, isang kutsara naman ang iniinom ko!

1342. No words can tell how much I appreciate you... No words nga eh! Press ka pa ng press... No words nga! NO WORDS! No words mare! =)

1343. Ano ka sa past life mo? Get the 4th letter of your name. Ito yun: A-Fairy, B-Tutule, C-Unggoy, D-Baboy ramo, E-Halimaw sa Banga, F-Uhog, G-Uod, H-Bakla, I-Palakang bukid, J-Kulangot sa pader, K-Sirena, L-Pusang gala, M-Asong ulol, N-Tipaklong, O-Alikabok, P-Tutubing karayom, Q-Bakulaw, R-Bulate, S-Kampupot, T-Langaw-tae, U-Tae, V-Alipunga, W-Libag sa singit, X-Almoranas, Y-Kuhol, Z-Hadhad. Hahaha! Badtrip ka ba? Ganti ka na lang sa iba!

1344. Dahil sa lungkot ng mga Mexicano kay Pacquiao matapos pabagsakin sina Barrera, Marquez, Larios at Morales, ilalaban na ang huling alas nila... si Zorro!

1345. Boom talong, talong! Boom talong, talong! Saluyot, saluyot Baah! Gooh! Onng! Naks, kinanta nya. Dahil kinanta mo, ikaw ang bigatin! Hehehe.

1346. Kikay girls don't make habol guys kasi sayang their footspa. So, if you're planning to cry for just a guy, think! Then say, Ay, not na lang. Sayang my make-up, kakapagod magretouch.

1347. Kahit nasasaktan ang isang tao, pinipili pa rin nyang magmahal. Bakit? Sus! Nagtanong pa! Syempre, malandi eh! Hindi talaga natuto! Hehehe.

1348. Daga1: Ako tapang! Kain ako Racumin! Daga2: Mas tapang ako, kain ako cheese with mouse trap. Daga3: Ako tapang sa lahat! Daga2: Bakit? Daga3: Nagsex kami ng pusa!

1349. Pagkatapos mong magpakahirap akong makuha, bibilugin mo lang ako?! - kulangot.

1350. Hindi lahat ng bold star at bottomless, bastos! - Winnie the Pooh.

Contributors:
1301-1315: Asha (+63917898***7)
1316-1325: Kitchie
1326-1332: Yumipitz
1333-1334: Bek Evangelista
1335-1341: Abet (+63917866***0)
1342-1344: Erica
1345-1346: Tekla
1347: Anime (+63918613***0)
1348-1350: Irish

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