3451. As you admire the wonderful things God has made today, remember you're one of them - wonderful inside and out. You're blessed. You're special. You're loved. Good morning!
3452. God needs to know what you want not because He easily forgets. It's because he loves to feel the sweetness of your prayer. Good evening. God bless.
3453. God always repays caring acts. It may not be with money or goods but more often, He repays with health, happiness, friendship and love. Good morning! Take care.
3454. To wake up each morning healthy and at peace is a gift from God more precious than gold. May all your mornings be filled with God's gifts. Good morning!
3455. God has a purpose for all that is happening in this world. Be it something good or something bad, he never willed our lives to be like hell. So when a turning point seems so terrible, later you would notice that a wonderful thing compensates for the seemingly hopeless incident. Very often than not, our lives become better. It was a blessing in disguise after all. Trust in him always because he never let us down. :)
3456. Blessed is the person who understands that the reason for praying is not to have what we want but to accept what God has given us. Good evening!
3457. Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's learning to dance in the rain. It's singing in the car when you don't even know all the words. It's giving your heart to someone even if you are a little scared at first. It's about taking risk and making life worth living. Because every minute you waste is a minute you will never get back. Smile, laugh and be happy.
3458. You are searching for things that don't exist - ends and beginnings. There are no such things. There are only middles. - Robert Frost.
3459. There are two ways to slide easily thru life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Alfred Korzybski
3460. A single candle may light an entire room but true friendship lights up a lifetime. Thanks for your friendship which is truly cherished. Good morning!
3461. I have a special sleeping arrangements for you. Bed of trust, pillow of care, bed sheet of understanding, blanket of peace and dreams of love. Good night!
3462. Mr. Bean felt ill and joined a hospital. The doctor checked up and suggested to have a couple of days treatment. Treatment started and the attendant gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet. Attendant: Why are you cutting the sides of the tablet? Mr. Bean: To avoid side effects. :)
3463. Sperm1: I want to be a doctor. Sperm2: I want to be an artist. Sperm3: Don't waste your time daydreaming you fools! If this bastard masturbates, we're dead.
3464. Good news, bad news, worst news: Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Worst: You are in them. Hehehe.
3465. What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused? I know you would be. Hehehe.
3466. I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. :)
3467. They say heaven is missing an angel. But your secret is safe with me. I know you're the missing angel who gave up heaven to make hell on earth. Hahaha!
3468: Nerd's pick up line. You're the only exponent of life, the index of my soul, the radical sign of my body, the square root of my life and the perfect cube of my happiness. :)
3469. Ok lang masaktan at umiyak, ok lang magselos at magtampo. Huwag ka lang manahimik kapag alam mong may tama ka. Bakla ka eh at nagmamahal ka. Pero huwag nyang sasabihing lalake sya para saktan at paluhain ka. Just like what elders said before, "Ang bakla ay parang bulaklak. Huwag mo nang pipitasin kung sisirain mo rin lang." Tama nga naman. Ipasa mo sa lahat ng kilala mong bakla for them to realize their worth. Wahahaha!
3470. Pasukan song: Pasukan na naman o kay tulin ng araw. Pasukan na naman, tila bakasyon kailan lang. Ngayon ay pasukan, dapat pasalamatan. Ngayon ay pasukan, tayo ay mag-awitan. Baon, baon, baon na namang muli. Tanging baon nating pinakamimithi. Baon, baon, baon na namang muli. Ang allowance naghahari! Good morning!
3471. Lasing1: Pare, syota ko noon ang nanay mo. Lasing2: (Tahimik) Lasing1: Nakikinig ka ba pare? Sabi ko, syota ko noon nanay mo. Lasing2: Tama na, itay! Lasing na kayo eh! Shot na!
3472. A sweet fight... Gay: Ayoko na talaga. Dadalhin ko na lahat ng akin, hindi na ako babalik! Guy: Hoy bakla! May nakalimutan ka. Gay: Ano? Guy: Ako. (ganda ni bakla!) Wahahay!
3473. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back again, set them on fire. Punyeta, pagkatapos nyang magpakasawa sa iba, ikaw naman? Sunugin!
3474. Quote of the day: "Mas mabuti na ang palaging tulog kaysa laging inaantok." Patay tayo dyan.
3475. "Inaantok ako." Send this to 1000 people and aantukin ka. Promise, totoo ito! Ako, nasa 300 pa lang, inaantok na. Galing!
3476. Musta na? Sorry kung hindi na kita natetext lately. Busy lang kasi. Alam mo na, workshop, mall tours, movies, pictorials, commercials, tapings, concerts. Nakakapagod. Good morning!
3477. Naranasan mo na bang maholdap sa San Pedro? Magulpi sa Binan? Maambush at tamaan ng ligaw na bala kapag fiesta sa Sta. Rosa? Mapatay sa bangko sa Cabuyao? Mamasaccre sa Calamba? Mabaril sa daan sa Los Banos? Mataga sa Calauan? Makuha ng puting van sa San Pablo? Tara, byahe tayo. Silipin natin ang ganda ng Laguna. Byahe na! Nyahaha!
3478. What do you tell someone whose ugly without offending them? Say, Wow Pare, you are like Tim Yap! Tang Inang Mukha Yan Ang Panget!
3479. First day in school. Mom to teacher: Very sensitive po ang anak ko. Kung kailangan nyo pong parusahan, sampalin nyo na lang po ang katabi nya at matatakot na yan. Hahaha!
3480. GF: Ayoko na! Hiwalay na tayo. BF: Bahala ka! Akala mo, makakahanap ka pa ng tulad ko? GF: Gago! Akala mo, maghahanap pa ako ng tulad mo!? Bwahahaha! Oo nga naman, may point sya.
Contributors:
3451-3454, 3457, 3460, 3476: Robert (0920801***3)
3455-3456, 3462-3463: Asha (0917898***7)
3458, 3469-3475: Eroica
3459: Anonymous (0920556***2)
3461, 3468: Anonymous (0910555***9)
3464-3466, 3479: Ariel Sampaga (via Chikka)
3467: Joy (0910727***1)
3477: Kenneth (0916765***5)
3478: Shella (0928492***0)
3480: Abet (0917866***0)
1 comment:
thank you! nakakatawa, hahaha!!
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