3252. God hides from us the things that we are not yet ready to receive. That's why when we try to get it ourselves, we end up with the second best. Just pray and wait.
3253. Life is an adventure of faith in God, full of surprises yet fulfilling, full of tests yet satisfying, and full of trials yet strengthening. Good morning!
3254. A painting of Christ knocking on a cottage door was critically examined by the artist friend to look for any mistakes in it. No one could find anything but admiration. Finally, a young artist found a basic mistake. "You forgot to paint the door handle or lock on the door." "My friend," the artist remarked, "when Christ knocks on the door of your house, it can only be opened from the inside." Good evening!
3255. Whenever you don't understand what's happening in your life, you just have to close your eyes, take a deep breath and say, "Lord, I know it's your plan, just help me thru it."
3256. Not all people can understand the way I am, some may hate me while some will love. But for all of these, I still love the way I am because I don't want to pretend as someone just to flatter anyone.
3257. Learn to apologize when the situation calls for it. Don't allow little issues to get out of hand. Stop thinking of yourself sometimes. Lower your pride and mean your apology. You'll be amazed how the words "I'm sorry" can mean much to someone in pain; much more if you're the reason for the hurt.
3258. The special reason for living is life itself. Finding it complicated, difficult and unfair is merely a part of it, and life would never be complete without it. Because life is like a chocolate, without a piece of bitterness, its sweetness would be useless.
3259. It's funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
3260. Best age is encourage. Best mile is smile. Best stand is understand. Best end is friend. Best day is today. May God keep you happy and safe everyday.
3261. Life is like posing for pictures, we pose the way we want to be seen by others, but stolen shots are better. They capture who we really are.
3262. Learn. But always learn with other people by your side. Don't be alone in the search because if you take a wrong step, you'll have no one there to help put you right. - Paulo Coelho (The Witch of Portobello)
3263. Belief, hard work, and love - you have those things. you can do anything. - For One More Day.
3264. It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied tha a fool satisfied. - John Stuart Mill
3265. Value things while you still can because you'll never know when they'll be gone. You can always fight for it but what if it's too late? That's when you realize your life is missing a piece and that piece will remain missing forever.
3266. A joke and a truth are not mutually exclusive. Sometimes, the best jokes are true and the best truth are jokes.
3267. The happiest people are those having the most simple lives and the least stressful lifestyles. Let us learn to simplify things. For simplicity is not just beauty. It is a blessing.
3268. If you're shopping for a happy ending and you couldn't find one, buy a new beginning instead.
3269. Happy thoughts remove life's pressures. They have healing powers and uplift spirits. They lead to blissful lives. Think happy today! God bless.
3270. Sometimes I wonder why sunset is more beautiful than sunrise. I guess it's an irony of life. Sometimes, better things could really happen saying goodbye.
3271. One of the reasons why people get so sentimental is because memories are the only things that don't change when everything else does.
3272. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing on the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
3273. I know it's impossible that we'll always be together. But that doesn't mean we can't have a quantified laughs together, you know. I'll take whatever you can give cause I'm just happy to be with you.
3274. You'll never know how much you needed your friends until you look back along the rope and realized how many knots they tied to keep you from falling.
3275. My life is not really perfect, not so wonderful, but I have reasons to be happy because there are persons like you who's been good to me.
3277. Sometimes, you have to put walls up around you, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
3278. People always think that the most painful thing is losing the one you love in your life. The truth is, the most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, forgetting that you are special too.
3279. It is so much easier to say that you don't love someone than try to explain to everyone all the reasons why you still do.
3280. Sometimes, when I'm alone, I can't help but think of all the things I've done in the past. I go out with my friends to drink and got drunk. Some people would ask why would I waste my money buying alcoholic drinks because it brings nothing and can ruin my life. They may be right and they may not understand the importance of drinking alcohol. But for me, those drinking sessions, I've found real friendship. We talked, we laughed, and we even started building dreams. That's the essence of drinking!
3281. Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you that you've got rabies. Patient: Please give me a piece of paper and pencil. Doctor: You don't have to write your will. Patient: No, I want to make a list of people to bite.
3282. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot.
3283. In this world, every wife is a mistress to her husband. 1 hour of miss and 23 hours of stress.
3284. The secret of life is happiness. The secret of happiness is love. The secret of love is sacrifice. The secret of sacrifice is to obey your wife.
3285. They say I look good. I say, I taste even better! Hahaha!
3286. The Americans said: We felt and experienced pain and hardship since the 9/11. The Filipino said: We also felt and experienced that. When? The Americans ask. The Filipino said: Since 4/11. (The height of GMA).
3287. My doctor put me on a seafood diet. Now, I only eat when I see food.
3288. Lalaki, umuwi at nakita ang asawa na nakasexy lingerie. Wife: Itali mo ako, tapos, gawin mo ang nais mo. Itinali ng lalaki ang asawa, tapos, nag DOTA sya!
3289. The Philippines is overpopulated because: ayaw ng birth control, walang death penalty, daming jobless kaya babad kama, dami lasing kaya ganda lagi misis.
3290. Minsan ba, nakikita mo akong kausap ang sarili ko? Ngayon, malabo mo na yung makita. Kasi, nag-away kami. Parang tanga kasi!
3291. Sa isang school. Boy: Tapos ka na ba sa exam mo? Girl: Bakit naman? Boy: Wala lang. Para ako naman ang sagutin mo.
3292. Words to live by: Whenever I feel like working, I lie down until the feeling is gone. Katamaran at its best!
3294. Ang tunay na kagandahan at kagwapuhan ay hindi nakikita sa pisikal na anyo ng isang tao kundi nasa puso! Yan! Yan ang paniniwala ng mga panget! Tayo, quiet lang.
3295. Makabagong kasabihan, kagandahan edition: Para sa magaganda: Aanhin mo ang ganda, kung wala ka namang papa. Para sa gustong magpaganda, retokada: Kung gusto mong maglandi, tiisin mo ang hapdi. Para sa mga feeling maganda: Talbog ang matigas na tinapay sa tigas ng mukha ng nagmamagandang inday. Para sa mga walang ganda: Mabait man daw at magaling, ang chaka-chaka pa rin.
3296. There are two reasons why people change: either tapos na maligo, or basa na ng pawis.
3297. Erap (nageexercise): 1234 Amen, 5678 Amen, 8765 Amen, 4321 Amen! Jinggoy: Dad, bakit may pa Amen, Amen pa kayo? Erap: Kasi, sabi ng doctor ko, exercise religiously.
3298. Malas daw si GMA sa letrang J. Jose Miguel Arroyo, Joseph Estrada, Jocjoc Bolante, Joey de Venecia, Jose de Venecia, Jun Lozada. Hindi pa kasama dun ang hamburJer ni Abalos!
3299. Today, when you feel like nobody loves you and when you feel like everyone is against you, don't panic! Pito na kayo nina GMA, FG, Defensor, Neri, Atienza, Abalos at Razon!
3300. Lozada: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Intsik. Apostol: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Bulol. Joker Arroyo: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Pikon. Santiago: 1/2 Pinay 1/2 Buang. Enrile: 1/2 GMA 1/2 Erap. Neri: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Pinay. Gonzales: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Linta. Razon: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Patola. Donald Dee: 1/2 Intsik 1/2 Traydor. FG: 1/2 Pork 1/2 Buwaya. GMA: 1/2 lang.
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