text messages 2751 - 2800

2751. Life's a little ironic. We all want things to change, but once they do, we wonder why things can't go back to the way they were.

2752. Something more to think about: If price and worth have basically the same meaning, then why are priceless and worthless totally opposite?

2753. Sometimes, you just have to try not to care no matter how much you do because sometimes you can mean nothing to someone who means everything to you. It's not pride. It's called self-respect.

2754. Sadness is self-inflicted. You need not bother too much about every crappy, shitty occurrences around you. But then again, you tend to get yourself involved. Happiness is self-induced just the same. As they say, it's just a matter of perspective. So, while you still have the chance to shape your day's mood, choose: would you rather be sad or happy? Life is good. Life is bad. You decide.

2755. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, some time in your life. - Winston Churchill.

2756. Bread cast on water comes back to you. The good deed you do today may benefit you or your loved ones at the least expected time. If you never see the deed again, at least, you have made the world a better place. Isn't that what's life is all about?

2757. It can be cute when people who have a lot in common date each other. But isn't it more fun to date someone you can argue with? And then, in the end, agree to disagree then hold each other tight? I mean, really, why would you want to date yourself?

2758. The leaves of trees just keep falling. Lesson? You can't always keep someone to yourself forever. Sometimes, you have to let go. Yet, you have to remain standing like trees do.

2759. It's hard to assume your position on somebody's life. You might be expecting too much. Something far from reality. So learn to weigh the situation, know your stand and keep things in balance. Because the hardest to deal with is failure, and the hardest to endure is pain.

2760. As they say in Tibet: "If a problem can be solved, then there's no need to worry. If a problem can't be solved, then, what's the use of worrying?"

2761. Stupidity: Giving up a fight knowing you had a chance to win. Love: Fighting though you knew from the very start that you'll never win. Or is it the other way around??

2762. When things seem too good to be true, it's because of one thing; it's about to break your heart.

2763. It's so stupid to think about him almost every minute of everyday when in fact he never thought of me because he's busy with his own life. Swak! Tagos! Aray! Ouch ba?

2764. Sometimes, we get too possesive with something or someone we don't even own. It's a side effect of loving too much and receiving too little. Sad but true, huh?!

2765. Sometimes, you have to run away, not just to create distance, but to see who cares enough to run behind and pull you back.

2766. It's really hard when you know inside your heart that you love the person but you run out of reasons to fight for what you feel and believe in.

2767. The hardest part in walking away from the one you love is the part that you realize that they will never ever run after you.

2768. Ironic truth: The one who is good in taking care of other people is the same person who needs someone to take care of them.

2769. If you didn't do anything wrong, you wouldn't mind telling the truth! - Bon Apres Midi!

2770. The greatest revenge to a girl who steals your man is to let her have him, because a truly good man can never be stolen, right?

2771. God's guidance is like a flashlight in a dungeon. It doesn't shine on all corners at once, but gives out just enough light for the next step. Good morning!

2772. Life may not be what you planned. Frustrations are hard to understand but God reigns up above in control of everything. Good night!

2773. Live life one day at a time, share it with people who matter most to you. For life is a little jar of memories and experiences so fill it with love and happiness.

2774. Did you know that the darkest time of the day is the minute before sunrise? So when you feel that you're at the darkest moment in your life, remember that sunrise is just a minute away. God bless.

2775. When you find love, treasure it, take care of it. Be true to it. Make good use of it. Because love comes unseen. You can only see it when it's gone.

2776. Prayer is a perfume to our soul and a fragrance that pleases God. Wear your prayer everyday and let it freshen you, anytime, anywhere you go. Good night!

2777. A good person is never alone. One who sows thoughtfulness reaps friendship. One who plants kindness reaps love. Enjoy the fruits you've sown well. Good morning!

2778. For the ladies: You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise, they are simply unbearable. Hahaha!

2779. Don't pray to be sheltered from problems. But pray to be fearless in facing them. Don't be afraid of pain. But ask for a heart that conquers it!

2780. You never truly love a person unless the mere thought of you hurting your loved one is enough to break you own heart.

2781. When you love, it's not for you to be understood but for you to understand. Not for you to take but for you to be taken. To listen, not to dictate. To sacrifice and not to demand. Not to count or measure but to love.

2782. Life is a song we play each day. Every mistake we make in life puts the song out of tune, but keep on trying. One day, every melody will come to its tune. Good evening!

2783. May the Lord give you a heart free from sadness, a mind free from worries, a life free from hatred and a body free from illness. Happy weekend!

2784. Christ is a good bowler. If he doesn't strike you, he will surely spare you. He's always ready to give you a break. But never will he ever roll you over to the canal. Good night!

2785. Mornings are wonderful blessings. Either stormy or shiny, they stand for hope and give us another start of what we call 'life'. Enjoy your day!

2786. Our eyes are placed in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back. Don't dwell on things past, learn from them and keep moving forward.

2787. It hurts to know that we've fallen for someone who would just leave us hanging. Why? Because we sometimes close our eyes from the reality that they never really loved us, they just cared.

2788. Let us cherish the moment when we are empty but happy, tired but inspired, down but smiling, and feeling lost but living for a cause. Life is a gift! Good day!

2789. Why was white chocolate invented? So little black kids could have dirty faces too.

2790. You are aging when the candles on your birthday cake are enough to burn down your house, when your joints are as creaky as a rundown door, when your hairline starts to recede and your waistline starts to expand, when you can live without sex but not without your eyeglasses, when your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

2791. A change in the weather patterns might have occured causing havoc to affected surroundings, the way debris are scattered indicated that the gust of wind is going northeast, causing damage to the path it is going. - Sagot ni Inday sa amo nung tinanong kung bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay.

2792. You can be a doctor and save lives, a lawyer and defend lives, a soldier and protect lives or simply be yourself, horny and create lives. Hahaha!

2793. GF: Baby, spell mo nga yung empty. Bobong BF: Uhmm, hindi ko alam eh. Try ko. Dobol u, ay, ti, eych, ow, yu, ti, way, ow, yu? GF: How sweet!! Getz mo??

2794. Some people say they can't live without love. Well, oxygen's more important. - Dr Gregory House. So, kung wala kang lovelife, inhale-exhale ka na lang!

2795. Amo: Inday, kunin mo nga yung Vogue magazine. Inday: Ma'am, Vogyu, hindi Vog. Amo: Inday, Vog ang tamang pagbigkas. Inday: O sige na nga Ma'am, Vog na, there's no need to arg!

2796. Hi! Sorry to disturb you. Tulog ka na ba? Sorry kung nagising kita. Sige, matulog ka na ulit. Pero kung gising ka pa, may tanong lang ako. Bakit hindi ka pa tulog? Siguro, gising ka pa. Tulog na!

2797. Try mo ito! 1. Punta ka sa reply. 2. Type your name tapos space. 3. I-dictionary ON mo. 4. Then press 22667625. Ayos ito! You'll be touched. Send this to your close friends! Gandang tanghale!

2798. Positive thinking Pinoy: Pare1: Pre, pautang muna ng 5 kg bigas at 3 sardinas. Bayaran ko kaagad pagdating ni misis galing US. Pare2: Sige, ito. Kelan ba ang uwi ni mare? Pare1: Nag-aapply pa lang. Pero malaki daw ang pag-asa. Yan ang Pinoy!

2799. Tatlong uri ng boobs. Age 18-29. Tila Poncan, bilog at mabango. Age 30-44, like mangoes, nakabitin ng konti at makatas. Age 50 and up. Tila sibuyas! Bakit? Nakakaiyak tingnan!

2800. May batang lumapit sa akin. Sabi nya: Gusto mo ng balde? Nagtaka naman ako dahil hindi naman ako nag-iigib ng tubig at kanyang winika: Umaapaw kasi ang kadyosahan mo eh!

Contributors:
2751-2770, 2792: Eroica
2771-2791, 2799-2800: Asha (+63917898***7)
2793: Jamie
2794-2795: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
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2798: Anonymous (+63920801***3)