2702. We wake up each morning feeling happy, healthy and at peace, knowing that these are blessings more precious than wealth. May God's abundant blessings be to you today!
2703. Jesus is like a software. He 'enters' your life, 'scans' your problems, 'edits' your tension, 'downloads' solutions, 'deletes' your worries and 'saves' you. God bless.
2704. Mornings are beautiful signs of hope. It was created by God to let us know that life doesn't end after the sunset. Every dawn is a new life! Have a wonderful day!
2705. May the Lord give you a fresh supply of strength to do your tasks, anoint your works, bless your plans so that even your smallest accomplishments will glorify God. Good morning!
2706. Through the cracks of brokenness in our lives, God allows us to see that only with Him and in Him is our real security and abiding strength! God bless!
2707. God often strips us of everything, so that when we have nothing, we have Him, and when we have Him, we have everything! God bless!
2708. In life, there are four things you can't get back. The stone, after the throw. The word, after it is said. The action, after it is done, and the time, after it has passed. So be careful of what you throw, of what you speak, of what you do and of what you let pass by. Take care!
2709. Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us one day more to hope. Let us hope for the best today and always. Have a blessed day!
2710. A big jar of water gets emptied by just a small hole. Even a little anger and pride will drain all the nobility of a good heart. May God's love inspire us!
2711. Look at babies sleeping - it makes you realize how fragile life is. Look at a shooting star blazing - it makes you realize how temporary life is. Look at the sun rising - it makes you realize how beautiful life is. Look at a person dying - it makes you realize how important life is. Life is beautiful in its fragility, transcience and importance. So, let's live life to the fullest. Laugh, love and be grateful! Life's wonderful. Let's enjoy its wonders!
2712. We can never be happy with something that was wrong. But if somewhere along the way, what was wrong made us happy, then it must have been right all along!
2713. Still bothered by what happened yesterday? Sit down and relax. Gather yourself. No matter how bad yesterday was, it now belongs to the past. Don't let it worry you or stop you from pursuing many possibilities of today. Today is a gift you can unwrap and share with all that's why it is called present. Keep going!
2714. If you think the world is against you, blaming other people doesn't work. When you fight life, life always wins. Have a happy day!
2715. Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others. May your happiness overflow so that it will touch the lives of many people. May God bless you always.
2716. Our lives are books and each day is a page. We cannot erase what has already been written but we can always try to write a better ending. God bless!
2717. Be grateful for the journey of life, with all its twists and turns, detours and diversions. We often learn much from the rocky road than from the smooth path. Good morning!
2718. Dear God, you've given me valuable hours each day. May I use a few seconds to say thank you for giving me the gift of knowing someone as nice as the one reading this. Good morning!
2719. Sometimes, you have to make a big mistake to figure out how to make things right. Mistakes are painful. But they are the only way to find out who you really are.
2720. If it's taking all your strength, if it's killing your heart, if it's making you bear too much pain and it's making you ignore everything else, make sure it's worth it, otherwise, let it go!
2721. Once I loved, I believed, I trusted. I failed, I cried, I moved on. Then I loved again. I invested, I exerted, I hoped, I fought. But eventually, I became weak, I got tired, I let go. Love doesn't always succeed. But it always teaches us to let go if we can no longer hold on.
2722. I guess that love does fade. That sometimes, the heart does get tired of longing, of hoping. That sometimes, you just have to accept the fact that some things can never be and that you should be contented with things as they are. Leaving is a choice. Staying is a choice. But you can never really asks someone to stay or to leave. It's a choice they have to make for themselves and sometimes, no matter how much you beg someone to stay or how hard you try to make someone leave, you really have no control over what they will choose.
2723. If you're not sure where you stand in someone's life, it's best to leave things behind so that if they drop you off, it will be easier to forget them. Don't waste time waiting for nothing when efforts are not recognized. It's best to just give things up. You've done your part, let them do theirs.
2724. The best part of being in love is when you just love a person and be happy about it. Even if that person can never be yours, even if you know that it can't last forever.That's the true essence of love. It's not about winning someone, it's not about owning a relationship, it's just about being happy because you know you've loved someone. It's about being guiltless because you know you didn't take away someone from anybody, you just love and love unselfishly.
2725. Take time to listen to your heart. Sometimes, you need not ask yourself who you really love most, but ask who really makes you happy and who makes you feel loved.
2727. Being a surgeon is easy. Just remember to cut, close and suture. But sometimes, you'll encounter a cut that is difficult to heal. Just like love. You can always cut but closure and suturing don't always follow. Thus, causing continuous bleeding. - Dr. Derek Sheperd (Grey's Anatomy)
2728. Girl and boy with their friends in school canteen. Boy: Mauna na ako. (Grabs the hands of the girl, patayo din.) Girl: Bakit? Boy: Points on a sign that says, "Do not leave your valuables unattended."
2729. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... Eat them!!! - Homer Simpson
2730. Si Optimus Prime ay isang magiting na mandirigma. Pass this to 10 friends at magiging Autobot ka sa loob ng dalawang araw. Totoo ito! Yung pinsan ko, nagtransform na, naging tricycle! Nyahaha!
2731. Naranasan mo na ba yung feeling ng hintay ka nang hintay sa text ng taong mahal mo? Hirap, di ba? Masakit, lalo na kung biglang nagbeep yung phone mo, excited mong binuksan, yun pala, 11000 na ang nanalo ng Free McDo. Taeng AutoLoad Max yan!
2732. Panty contest: How many panties do you have? Filipina: 3, for morning, afternoon and night. French: 7, for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday! Bumbay: 12! (Wow!) For January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December!
2733. Ako? Kilalang crush ng school. Sikat sa room. Asset ng barkada. Palaban sa kalokohan at gabagyo ang lakas ng appeal! Pero, joke lang yun, ito naman, nagrereact agad. Hehehe.
2734. Kapag nagmahal ka, dapat, ipaalam mo! Eh, ano kung hindi nya tanggapin. At least, nasabi mo. Mabigo ka man, andito lang ako. Mang-aasar sa iyo! Ikaw kasi, bakit mo kasi sinabi?! :)
2735. Text ni yaya sa amo nya: "Ate, may importante pong bagay na nakalimotan nyu dito sa bahay, buti at naisepan kong itext kayo. Naiwan pu nyo ang cellphone nyo. Please text back!"
2736. Ano daw ang bagong sinasakyan ni Gretchen? Ano daw? Eh, di, Strada!!
2737. Dati, ang gamot sa sakit ng ulo ay kispirin at yakapsul, ngayon, hindi na raw uso yun! Ano na uso? Biogesex! Kahit walang laman ang tyan, safe!
2738. Girl: Itay, nagbold po ako sa magasin. Tingnan nyo po ang picture ko sa page 10. Itay: Anak! Sa palagay mo ba, may mas nakakahiya pa dito?! Girl: Meron pa po itay! Tingnan nyo sa page 16, si inay!
2739. Minsan, kailangan mong magparamdam sa mahal mo, sa kaibigan mo, sa tropa, sa kaberks, sa katext. Kasi, kung hindi, magugulat ka na lang isang araw, reply nila sa iyo, "Hu U?"
2740. Malungkot ka ba? Naiiyak? Natutulala? Ganyan talaga kapag matigas ang tae mo! Konting tiis lang, mapuputol din yan!
2741. Wife: Mabuti pa ang ulo mo, matigas, eh ang bird mo, ang lambot! Tumayo ang mister at pumasok sa banyo. Naslide sabay sigaw, "Mabuti pa ang banyo, madulas!"
2742. Isang mabangis na pambanat! Guy: Miss, freezer ka ba? Girl: Bakit mo naman nasabi? Guy: Tinitigasan kasi ako sa iyo eh! Hehehe.
2743. Sabi nung friend ko, nakakalaki daw ng tiyan ang beer. Kasi, minsan, nalasing sya. Ayun, nabuntis ang gaga. Hehehe!
2744. Igorot1: Mag-iingat ka sa iyong babaybayin na daan dahil ito'y mapanganib. Kunin mo itong gamot sa kagat ng ahas, baka sakaling ikaw ay makagat. Kunin mo itong isang bote ng hamog dahil ito'y nakakatanggal ng uhaw at gutom. Dalhin mo ang balaraw na ito ng ating mga ninuno upang maprotektahan ka sa mababangis na hayop. Natatandaan mo pa ba ang daan anak ko? Igorot2: Sige, sige, basta itext mo ako. Igorot1: Ok, basta imiscall mo muna ako! Ingats!
2745. Alangan namang ako ang umiwas sa iyo para hindi ka mahulog sa akin? Hindi ko naman ginusto dahil mapapahiya ka lang. Don't worry, hindi ko ipagsasabi na nahulog ka sa akin. - Kanal.
2746. Nagbubungkal ng lupa si Juan para magtanim. Akala ni Pedro, niloloko sya dahil wala namang itinatanim. Pedro: Juan, tanga ka! Wala ka namang itinatanim ah! Juan: Mas tanga ka! Seedless ito!
2747. Jinggoy: Bakit ba maalat at may asin ang dagat? Pacquiao: Sinadya yan ni Lord para sa ganun, hindi mapanis ang mga isda!
2748. I tried my best to make it up to you, but you didn't care. Now that I'm gone, you want me to come back for you? You should have woke up earlier to see me! - Magtataho, sosyal!
2749. One day, a guy said this to a girl. Pwede bang tabi tayo kapag exam? She asks him why? Kopya ka? He said, Kasi, I feel perfect when I'm beside you. Hehehe. Talaga lang ha?!
2750. Umiiyak ang isang zoo worker, itinanong ko kung bakit. Sagot nya, "Namatay kasi ang elepante." "Mahal na mahal mo yung elepante?""Hindi naman po, ako lang ang nautusang maghukay ng libingan nya!"
Contributors:
2701-2704, 2714-2718: Anonymous (+63920801***3)
2705-2712, 2725-2727, 2732-2750: Asha (+63917898***7)
2713, 2720-2722, 2729-2731: Eroica
2719: Starfish
2723: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
2724, 2728: Vahnrey
2 comments:
thanks again for posting my messages!!!
hey! Haha sorry I haven't sent you any text messages for like, 10 thousand years already. Haha! I got some quotes, though. Thanks a lot!
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