2642. The power of prayer will never leave you, even in the darkest of times. It is the greatest weapon known to human kind , the freedom no one can take away.
2643. A sailor was stuck in an island where he was the only survivor. He made a hut for his shelter. Day and night, he's praying and waiting for someone to rescue him but no one came. He stored food in the hut for his survival, but one day, the hut burned to ashes and nothing was left of it. He was so angry, he said, "God, why have you done this to me?!" The next morning, rescuers came. He asked, "How did you know that I'm here?" They replied, "We saw a smoke signal." Trust him when misfortune happens. His plans are always greater than yours.
2644. Behind every circumstance is God's purpose. At times, what we consider a trial is simply the hand of God rearranging our lives to be more fruitful. God bless you!
2645. Sometimes, God closes the door and locks the windows. During those times, it's nice to think that maybe, there's a storm outside and He wants you safe with Him. Good morning!
2646. Trials... it's like a washing machine. Twist us, spin us and knock us around but in the end, we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before. Have faith on Him! Good morning. Have a nice day!
2647. The sweetest day comes not with the greetings we make each day but with the thought that somebody wishes the best for us every moment of the day. And today, I wish you the best!
2648. Coffee has evolved all these years with cream, iced coffee, coffee with chocolate chip cookies. But no matter how people try to innovate coffee varieties, it still doesn't lose its distinct aroma. Just like us. No matter how we clothe ourselves with different personalities, still our character remains. People may destroy your image, stain your personality but they can't take away your character. Live. Exist. Let your character diffuse its distinct aroma. ;)
2649. Character is made by what you stand for; reputation by what you fall for. - Robert Quillen.
2650. He who blames others has a long way to go in his journey. He who blames himself is halfway there. He who blames no one has arrived. A Chinese proverb.
2651. Good people are like sunlight, filtering into the quiet corners of one's heart, offering bright mornings and fresh hope yet demanding nothing in return. May you be the sunlight that refresh everyone whose life you touch today. Have a stress-free day. Good morning!
2652. Don't try to figure out where you'll find true happiness. Just try to make others happy, and happiness will find you. Have a good day!
2653. A blind man had a board saying, "Help me, I'm blind." Only few gave. But there was this man who was always giving. One day, when that man passed, he took the board and changed the sign in it. Now, the blind man noticed a lot was giving, so when that man passed, the blind man asked, "Excuse me sir, but what did you put in my board?" The man smiled and said, "Such a beautiful day, too bad I can't see it." A positive outlook in life will make a difference.
2654. Don't spoil what you have by desiring what you don't have. Rather, remember that what you have now was once among the things you used to hope for.
2655. If we'd only love those who love us, what's the reward in that? The golden rule says, "Do unto others what you want to be done unto you."But it doesn't say people who don't treat you well are an exception. Karma can be a bitch, but it rewards well if much deserved.
2656. The only true painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.
2657. If you're having a really hard time in a relationship, you still can turn that relationship around. Take a piece of paper, sit down and write all the things that you appreciate about that person. Think about all the reasons that you love them. Do you appreciate their sense of humor? How supportive they are? When you focus on appreciating and acknowledging their strengths, you will get more of it and the problems will fade away. - The Secret.
2658. If all the science in the world could explain everything, could Physics explain why we fall in love with someone without being affected by gravity? And why can't Logic help us to make things right when we are in love? Would Chemistry give us the chemical elements of love and its formula? Or could Anatomy and Physiology locate the scars in our heart?
2659. It's quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong, is actually your weakness.
2660. Memories play a very confusing role. They make you laugh when you remember the time you cried together, but sometimes make you cry when you remember the time you last laugh together.
2662. Sometimes my mind asks, Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered. Mental patient needs more care. =)
2663. Lady employee to handsome boss: All the female workers are suing you for sexual harrassment, but since you have not done anything to me, I am suing you for discrimination!
2664. It is better to tell the truth and make someone cry than to tell a lie and make someone smile, so, don't be shy to tell the truth that I am cute. I will not cry, promise!
2665. Naalala ko nung nasa school ako, may nagtanong, "Excuse me, favorite mo ba ang Geometry? Kasi, kahit anong angle, cute ka!" Asar! (^_~)
2666. In a gay beauty contest, question and answer portion. Juror: Here's your question, bukod sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mong halimaw ka? :)
2667. Minsan, tinanong ko sa sarili ko, bakit nakilala kita? Bakit nakasundo kita? Bakit naging kaibigan kita? Ngayon, alam ko na ang sagot, simple lang pala! Kasi, mabait ako!
2668. @>-;-- Fresh flower for you! Galing banyo. Este! Galing Baguio. Kaya amoy panty. Este! amoy pine tree! Hehehe!
2669. There was an accident that had just happened in the street. A woman approached the victims and tried to help them, but suddenly a nursing student came in and said, "Miss, excuse me, please step back. I've had a course in first aid and I'm trained in CPR!" The woman stepped aside, and watched the procedures for a few moments, then tapped the student on the shoulder and said, "When you are through, if ever you'll need a doctor, nandito lang ako." Wahaha! Umepal pa kasi!
2670. Sa presinto. Man: Sir, irereport ko po sana na laging may tumatawag, sumusulat at nananakot sa akin. Pulis: Aba, grave threat yan. Sino ba? Man: Citibank at HSBC po!
2671. Pucha! Kaaway ng Acho! Chet! :)
2672. Makulay! (makulay) Ang buhay! (ang buhay) Makulay ang buhay sa kabilang buhay!!!
2673. Pedro: May ka-eyeball ako mamaya, ano kaya ang itsura nya? Kasi, sabi nya, may kamukha syang celebrity, "Sh" ang simula ng name. Juan: Jackpot ka, Pedro! Baka Sharon or Sheryl yan! Matapos ang eyeball, umuwi si Pedro. Juan: Kumusta ang eyeball mo? Bakit ka malungkot? Pedro: Shrek!
2674. Masarap kapag may kaibigan. May kausap. Masaya sa lakaran. Karamay sa problema. Pero ang pinakamasarap sa lahat, kapag ang kaibigan, natitikman! Yummy! - Gretchen Barreto. Hahaha!
2675. When you feel sad and alone, I'll be there to say, "Halika, mambato tayo ng bubong para masaya!"
2676. Husband: I want to buy a gift for my wife. Saleslady: How long have you been married, sir? Husband: 17 years. Saleslady: Doon po ang bargain section sa kaliwa, sir!
2677. Lasing1: Dito na lang ako pare, bahay na namin ito. Lasing2: Anong inyo? Amin itong bahay! Lasing1: Amin ito! Pustahan tayo. (Kumatok) Babae: Hay naku! Lasing na naman itong mag-ama!
2678. Kailan mo masasabing pangit ang isang magandang babae? Answer? Kapag tumabi sa akin! Hahaha!
2679. Sa buhay ko, daming nangyayari. Minsan, umiiyak, nasasaktan, nahihirapan. Ang dami kong sama ng loob. Pero alam mo ba na sa lahat ng luha ko, isa ka sa mga fans ko?! Nyahaha!
2680. Dear anak, Naipadala ko na yung 50 thousand pang tuition mo, ipinagbili na namin yung kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng Counter Strike na kurso! Wala na rin pala tayong mga baboy, naipagbili na rin namin para dun sa sinasabi mong project, Nokia N75 ba yun? Ang mahal naman ng project mo! Kasama din dun ang 7 thousand para sa field trip nyo sa Mall Of Asia. Malayo ba yun, bakit ang mahal? Isasangla pa namin ang palayan para mabili mo yung instrumentong iPod. Napailaw nyo na ba yung pinagpupuyatan nyong San Mig Lights? Sana, grumaduate ka na. Love, nanay.
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