text messages 2551 - 2600

2551. Even in the most fulfilled lives, there's still an emptiness that only God can fill. Let Him guide your steps and bless your way, today and everyday. Good night!

2552. Morning is a sign of God's great love for us. Let us be thankful that we are given a new day to share this love with special people in our hearts. Good morning!

2553. There's music from heaven that takes away our tiredness; it is God's melody of love that quiets all our weariness. Hear it and find peace in His presence. Good morning!

2554. God blesses you to bless others. "To this end I also labor, striving according to His working which works in me mightily." Collosians 1:29. Have a blessed day!

2555. Thank God for today. Choose to see the good side of every event, thing or person in your life, and you'll never run out of blessings to count. Take care!

2556. God said, "Don't get tired of doing what is good. Don't get discouraged and give up, for we will reap a harvest of blessings at the appropriate time." God bless.

2557. I would rather live my life as if there is God to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. - Albert Camus

2558. Two children playing in a park begin to argue. One says, "I hate you! I'm never going to play with you again!" For a few moments, they play separately, and they are back playing together and sharing toys. How do children manage to be so angry one minute and best of friends the next? The answer is simple - it is more important to them to be happy than to be right.

2559. Whoever said that what you don't know can't hurt you is a complete total moron, because for most people I know, not knowing is the worst feeling in the world. - Grey's Anatomy.

2560. All my life, I've accepted everything because I believe in this: "Everything happens for a reason." The hardest part is: "Finding out what the reason is."

2561. Trivia: Most people look at their right when recalling the truth and events that actually happened. People look to their left when creating or spinning out new versions of past events.

2562. Life is an echo, what you sent out, you get back; what you give, you receive. When you bring out the best in others, you bring out the best in yourself.

2563. Your mind is like a garden. Tend it well by filling it with positive, encouraging and faith-building thoughts throughout the day. Good morning!

2564. Life has great options, but you don't always have to pick what seems to be the best. Sometimes, the best and the perfect aren't always what makes you happy. Good day!

2565. Burdens of life are like winds against a tree, it makes the tree stronger by forcing it to make its roots run deep for it not to fall. Welcome the winds that strengthen us!

2566. In life, we always search for answers because we want to prove ourselves that we had the right decisions but the truth is we can't search for what's not there. Things happen because it's meant to happen. That's why we forgive people even if they hurt us, we love people who don't love us and we smile despite every painful crash in our hearts. At the end of the day, the lesson you get are the answers to your decisions. Happy weekend!

2567. Life is like taking photographs. We often pose the way we wanna be seen by others. But sometimes, by taking stolen shots, we capture who we really are.

2568. Thought of the day: Our eyes are placed in front, because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

2569. Believe while others doubt, work while others wish, save while others waste, persevere while others quit, pray and stay while others walk away. Good day!

2570. You don't force love to come in your life, for love comes freely and chooses no one. One day, you might wake up falling in love for the person you least expected!

2571. Love means trusting yourself with someone who has seen you at your worst and loves you in anyway. It means teasing each other and laughing at jokes nobody but only the two of you understands. It means feeling safe enough to talk about anything and having the patience to work out disagreements. It means counting on someone who sympathizes when you had a bad day, worries about you when you're gone too long and always welcomes you with open arms no matter what.

2572. Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it will make you sick. - Spiderman.

2573. Don't be afraid to be loved more than you can return. Be afraid that you didn't give back the love that you can. Love need not be equal to be fair, it only needs to be true.

2574. Chance or choice? When you meet the right person to love at the right place and at the right time, that's a chance. When you meet someone you're attracted to, that's a chance too. Being caught that there are many people out there who are more attractive, smarter, richer than your mate and yet you decide to love your mate just the same, that's a choice. Attraction comes to us by chance. But true love that lasts is truly a choice. Listen: Fate brings you together, but it is still up to you to make it happen. We may meet someone by chance, but loving and staying with that someone is still a choice.

2575. He should know that the great aim of every human being is to understand the meaning of total love. Love is not to be found in someone else, but in ourselves; we simply awaken it. But in order to do that, we need the other person. The universe only makes sense when we have someone to share our feelings with. - Eleven Minutes by Paolo Coelho.

2576. If you wanna end up with the right person, you've got to make it happen. The best people are always taken, so if you don't steal them, you won't have them. - Spongebob Squarepants. (Cartoons could be dangerous!)

2577. If opportunity doesn't knock, make a door!

2578. What's worse than having termites in your piano? Crabs on your organ! Hahaha.

2579. Adulthood means... You have to go places you don't want to go. You have to see people you don't want to see. You can't everything you want. You find out your favorite celebrity will probably not marry you! Hahaha!

2580. Once, a cutie looked at me, I smiled at him, he died. That's when "killer smile" began. Nyahahaha!

2581. Tatlong pari, nagsabihan ng sikreto. Pari1: Sa inyo ko lang ito sasabihin, may nabuntis akong parishioner. Pari2: Ako naman, bading, may boyfriend akong sakristan. Pari3: Ako naman, madaldal.

2582. Imagine life without girls. Phones silent, malls empty, no valentines, no cosmetics, no flowers, no noise, at mamamatay sa tuwa ang mga bakla! Bruhahaha!

2583. Sadya bang ang higpit ng ating mundo? Sadya bang kay lupit ng ating buhay? Sadya... libee, bida ang saya! :)

2584. Theme songs ng mga: Bakla - On Bended Knees. Tibo - I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman. Pilay - Incomplete. Baliw - I Believe I Can Fly. Bobo - Let's Take It Slow. Masokista - Hit Me Baby One More Time. Mahilig mag-orgy - All At Once. Nagmamasturbate - All By Myself. Mahilig mangutang - Run To You. Sinisingil sa utang - Runaway.

2585. Intsik: Papakasal ako padle. Pari: Marunong ka bang magdasal? Intsik: Olasyon alas sais lang memolize ko. Pari: Pakinggan ko nga. Intsik: Klang klang klang klang!

2586. May sasabihin ako. Kaya lang, kadiri eh. Gusto mong malaman? O sige, basta huwag mong ipasa sa iba, kasi nga, nakakahiya talaga. Cute ka! O, di ba, yuck?!

2587. You said bye, pinigil kita. Sabi mo, can't you understand? I got to go! I tried to hold your arm to stop you from going. Lumingon ka and said, "Ano ba?! Natatae na ako, let me go!"

2588. Amo: Inday, ilang liters meron sa isang galon ng Coke? Inday: 4 liters ma'am! Amo: 4? Sure ka? Inday: Yes ma'am! Liter C, liter O, liter K, liter E. 4 liters!

2589. Kapag nakita mo ako na marumi, warat warat ang damit, walang tsinelas at nasa gitna ng kalye, please, huwag kang lalapit. May shooting ako, bawal ang fans. Hehehe.

2590. Pulis: Bakit mo inihagis ang bata? Yaya: Sinunod ko lang naman po ang amo ko. Pulis: Ano bang utos? Yaya: Sabi, kapag wala nang Pampers, i-huggies na lang si baby!

2591. Boy: Dad, ano gawa mo kay mommy? (nahuli nakapatong) Dad: Gawa isa pa baby para kalaro mo at tawag pa sa iyo, kuya. Boy: Dog-style na lang kayo dad, gusto ko kasi, tuta. :)

2592. Teacher: Totoo bang hindi naninigarilyo, hindi umiinom, hindi nagsusugal at hindi nangtsitsiks ang papa mo? Student: Opo! Teacher: Wow! Anong sikreto nya? Student: Walang pera!

2593. Every girl has a dream. Mine is to wake up to the sound of a rock being thrown at my bedroom window, and see the guy I love standing in the rain asking me for another chance. Joke lang! Ang dream ko lang talaga ay yumaman! Wahahaha!

2594. Dear Ma'am/Sir, I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your employee, effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company. Yours truly, Inday. - Lufet ni Inday, in fairness!

2595. Misis: Mare, hindi lahat ay kailangan ang pera para umangat. Magparomansa ka lang nang todo kay pare, sa sarap, aangat ka rin mare!

2596. Dalawang lasing, sabay umihi. Lasing1: Pare, shobrang tigash ng bird ko, uuwi nako, yayariin ko shi mishish. Lasing2: E dapat, shama ako shayo. Lasing1: Baket?? Lasing2: Kashe, bird ko yang hawak mo! :)

2597. Magkukumpare, nag-iisip na sa pangalan ng magiging anak. Noel: Ipapangalan ko sa anak ko, Leon, baliktad ng Noel. Nino: Sa akin, Onin, baliktad ng Nino. Toto: Huwag nyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan nyo, upakan ko kayo!

2598. Walang pangit na bakla sa lalaking nangangailangan. Peace!

2599. Tatay: Ano ba ang hanap mo dyan sa supot ng 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pang silip nang silip dyan? Anak: Hinahanap ko po ang libreng asukal! May nakasulat kasi na "Sugar Free" eh. Tatay: Bobo! Banda yun!

2600. Anak: Itay, paano po lumilipad ang eroplano? Itay: Ewan ko anak! Anak: Paano po ang barko nakakalutang sa tubig? Itay: Hindi ko rin alam anak! Anak: E bakit ang sasakyan, gumugulong sa lupa? Itay: Lalong hindi ko alam anak! Anak: Pasensya na itay ha, ang dami kong tanong. Itay: Talagang ganun anak, paano ka naman matututo kung hindi ka magtatanong?!

Contributors:
2551-2556, 2562-2573, 2579-2585, 2595-2597: Asha (+63917898***7)
2557-2561, 2575-2576, 2591-2594, 2598: Eroica
2574: Joy (+6310727***1)
2577: Neil (2770077***5)
2578: Ariel (277001010***2)
2586-2590, 2599: Tekla
2600: Jamie

text messages 2501 - 2550

This blog is 1 year old! Happy Anniversary! Thanks to all the contributors and subscribers!!!

2501. God never runs out of blessings. Catch it, it's free!

2502. In the Lord's prayer, the word "love" did not appear; "forgive" was used. It's because forgiving is the highest expression of loving. Have a nice day!

2503. In Chemistry, He turned water to wine. In Biology, He was born without a normal conception. In Physics, He disproved the law of gravity when He ascended to heaven. In Economics, he disproved the law of diminishing return by feeding 5000 men with two fishes and 5 loaves of bread. In History, He is the beginning and the end. In Government, he is a wonderful counselor. In Religion, no one comes to the Father except thru Him. So, who is He? Jesus!

2504. Just for today, decide to be happy, to live with what is yours. If you can't have what you want, maybe you can like what you have. Just for today, decide to be kind. Be cheerful. Be agreeable. Be understanding. Be your best. Dress your best. Talk softly. Look for the bright side of things. Praise people instead of criticizing them. Just for today. Try it. After all, it's just for a day. Who knows you might like it and do it again tomorrow.

2505. Good morning! Don't forget to carry God's word in your heart before you start your busy day and don't forget to smile. ;)

2506. The greatest mistakes we make are the risks we didn't take. If you think something will make you happy, go for it! So that you won't live your life asking "What if?" and telling yourself "If only..."

2507. Only in this life you can do good. What awaits you in the next life is not the opportunity to do better but the reward for having done best.

2508. Even if you do things the right way, some would still be unsatisfied. Some will not appreciate what you say and what you do, and there would always be people who would let you down too. But for as long as you speak honestly from the heart, you'll be fine. This is not a perfect world. This is not a perfect life. Life is almost always unfair. But life loves the person who dares to live it.

2509. Be sure to cherish things while you still have them. Not when they're gone. For one of the hardest things to deal with is regret. All the "could have beens" and "what ifs" could never bring them back. :(

2510. It's wiser not to expect but to hope. For in expecting, we ask for disappointments, whereas in hoping, we invite miracles. Good morning!

2511. Life is all about waking up each day to discover something new, about meeting old people but making new conversations, walking thru old roads but still feeling nice about it, realizing that you have grown a day older but still feeling young at heart, meeting busy schedules but still finding time for old friends, being nostalgic about gone days but looking forward to better days. A blessed day to you!

2512. We are in the dark night of the soul. If we accept what has happened and forgive the wrong done to us, the dawn will come early. Good night people!

2513. Have you ever lost someone you love and wanted one more conversation, one more chance to make up for the time when you thought they would be here forever? If so, then you know you can go your whole life collecting days, and none will outweigh the one you wish you had back. - For One More Day

2514. Don't talk too much when you're mad, you might say things you don't mean to say.

2515. Making a decision takes time, don't rush!

2516. Life is like the game of chess, one wrong move and your game is all messed up!

2517. Never let your pride ruin everything. It is better to lose your pride than to lose the love of your life because of your pride.

2518. 10 biggest brain damaging habits: 1. No breakfast. 2. Overeating. 3. Smoking. 4. High sugar consumption. 5. Air pollution. 6. Sleep deprivatio. 7. Head covered while sleeping. 8. Working your brain during illness. 9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts. 10. Talking rarely.

2519. Each of us has problems but it doesn't mean that we have to keep it alone. Kaya nga God created friends, para when the time comes na natumba ka na, here's my hand, itatayo kita!

2520. Masarap magkaroon ng maraming kaibigan. May katawanan. May katripan. Enjoy ang buhay mo. Sarap mabuhay. Kaya friend, daming thank you ha?! Kasi, nag-eenjoy ako sa buhay ko dahil sa iyo!

2521. I love you friend! Not because you love me, not just because you deserve it. I love you not just for who you are. But, sshhh, basta! Love kita! Wala nang marami pang tanong!

2522. Mahirap magtampo ng walang dahilan. Mahirap umintindi ng hindi mo maintindihan. Mahirap magselos ng wala kang karapatan. Pero hindi ba mas mahirap magmahal sa taong ang turing sa iyo ay "wala lang."

2523. I love you hurts when it's not meant, it's not appreciated, it was just in the past, it's forced, it's a lie, and most of all? Kapag may dugtong na "friend."

2524. Minsan, para ka palang nagmamahal ng pader. Habang mas pinagdidiinan mong itulak ang sarili mo, mas nasasaktan ka. Pero sya, hindi pa rin natitinag.

2525. Pain is when you can't breathe even if your chest still rises and falls. Sadness is when you look out the window and think the rain are your tears. Loneliness is when you still feel a hand touching yours even if there's none. Desperation is when you wait for a message that will never come. Love is when you experience all those things and still open your heart to that someone.

2526. There are three great things in this world. The first thing is for you to love someone. The second thing is for someone to love you back and the third greatest thing is for the first and second thing to happen at the same time.

2527. Job opportunity. 5000 pesos per hour. Sa Enchanted Kingdom, tagatulak ng Anchor's Away!

2528. Job opportunity. 800 pesos per minute. Sa Star City! Tagahila ng Roller Coaster!

2529. Job opportunity. For female only. 900 pesos per minute. Sa Alaska milk. Substitute sa baka.

2530. Pinakabagong salawikain. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, sa baby ipagamit. Papunta ka pa lang, sige, ingat. Laging nasa huli ang pinakamatangkad. Kapag may usok, kawawa ang may hika. When the cat is away, sabihin mo lang, wiss, wiss, wiss, para lumapit. Sa hinaba-haba ng prusisyon, ayun, traffic.

2531. Some friends forget. Some move away. Some keep silent. Some just change. But I'm not one of them. I'm just here, medyo busy nga lang. You know naman, daming shooting. :)

2532. Kapag niloko ka, huwag na huwag kang iiyak. Kapag iniwan ka, huwag mong habulin. Kapag sinaktan ka, huwag kang magmakaawa. Instead, be proud and say, "Praise the Lord! Available na naman ako!"

2533. Mahal kong John, Kumusta? Hindi ko malilimutan nang naghiwalay tayo. It was all my fault. I was selfish. I'm really sorry for breaking your heart. Come back to me. Forgive me. Hindi na ako makakahanap pa ng katulad mo. You're the only one for me. Mahal na mahal kita. Love, Maria. P.S. Congrats pala sa pagkapanalo mo sa lotto.

2534. Best things in life: Nakapulot ka ng wallet at walang nakakita. Libreng pagkain. Bumagyo sa araw ng thesis defense mo. Tatay/nanay mo ang presidente. Nakapag-asawa ng ubod ng yaman ang ate/kuya mo. Pumayat ka ng walang effort. Kamukha mo si Lindsay Lohan kung girl ka, si Brad Pitt naman kung guy ka. Mga housemaids na loyal. Negative ang blood test mo. Niligawan ka ng crush mo. Iniwan ka ng dyowa mong matagal mo nang gustong itapon. Aircon. Free ride kapag nastranded ka. Manalo sa lotto, bingo, casino. Beautiful kids. Gifted child. Ice cold coke kapag summer. Hot shower. Acquittal. Pictures na maganda ang angle mo. UAAP/NCAA champion ang university mo. Marathon ng favorite tv show mo. Hot pandesal. Nakarma ang kaaway mo. Winning moments. Inuman with friends. Peace of mind.

2535. Hindi lahat ng tumatawa, masaya. Hindi lahat ng umiiyak, malungkot. Hindi lahat ng maganda, malinis. Hindi lahat ng mataba, malakas kumain. Hindi lahat ng payat, mahinang kumain. Hindi lahat ng mabango, bagong ligo. Hindi lahat ng kaibigan, totoo. Hindi lahat ng kaaway, masama. Hindi lahat ng bata, naglalaro. Hindi lahat ng matanda, tanga.

2536. More! Hindi lahat ng bayani, martir. Hindi lahat ng sikreto, nabubunyag. Hindi lahat ng mahal, matibay. Hindi lahat ng mura, cheap. Hindi lahat ng nag-aral, edukada. Hindi lahat ng itlog, buo. Hindi lahat ng tama, tama. Hindi lahat ng mali, mali. Hindi lahat ng may pera, mayaman. Hindi lahat ng pulubi, mahirap. Hindi lahat ng ginto, tunay. Hindi lahat ng sugat, masakit. Hindi lahat ng sakit, may gamot. Hindi lahat ng babae, may suso. Hindi lahat ng lalake, may bayag. Kayo, may idadagdag? Go!

2537. How to get the person you love? 1. Be friendly sa kanya. 2. Intindihin mo sya. 3. Mahalin mo lang sya hanggang magsawa ka. Pag wala pa ring nangyari, lasingin mo! Talo-talo na. :)

2538. Isang kwento na tanging Batangueno laang ang makakaintindi. Dine sa tuklong ay may puno ng kape na arugang-aruga pa ng mamay. Siyang pinapugadan sa hantik na guyam at pinabantayan sa bilot. Naulutang ngatain ng mamay ang bubot na parang sinturis. Pasal na pasal. Nang bigla na laang nagpatikar, lumiban ng karsada kahit naambon, naglulupagi sa gabukan kaya puro libag, tubal na tubal, talipa ang sipit at gura. Napadpad ang mamay sa masukal na balinghuyan at doon naulutang gamitin ang kawot para garutihin ang bangkalang.

2539. If your world is spinning round and round and your heart is beating fast, do you think you're in love? Huwag mag-ilusyon! High blood ka!

2540. Ano raw sinasabi ng ipis sa mga taong humahampas sa kanya ng tsinelas? Sirit na? "Wow! Kung mamalo, parang anak mo ako ah!" (oo nga naman!)

2541. Hindi lahat ng dinosaur, kumakain ng hayop. Yung iba, gusto lang ng hug. - Barney. Nyahaha!

2542. Nung nakita kita, inaamin ko, hindi ko mapigilang tumingin sa mukha mo, sa mata mo, sa bibig mo. Lahat, napakaperfect. Tapos, sabi ko sa sarili ko, walang duda, Mangyan to! Hehehe. Good morning!

2543. Anak: Tay! Pengeng pera. Bili lang akong chucherya. Tatay: Umayos ka nga! Kakahiya ka! Baka may makarinig. Hindi chucherya tawag dun. Anak: Ano po? Tatay: Chizkar!

2544. Callboy sa kumpisilan: Father, may kasalanan po ako. Matapos kong kunin yung bayad, tinakbuhan ko yung customer kong bading kagabi. Father: Naku! Masama yan! Sige, ipikit mo ang mata mo at luluhod ako. Callboy: Ho? Bakit kayo luluhod at binababa nyo zipper ko? Father: Huwag ka nang pumalag, bayad na ako kagabi!!

2545. GF: Hon, you know what? You have a body of a god! BF: Oh yeah? You really think so? Which god? Adonis? Zeus? GF: No... Buddha!

2546. Girl1: Nakipagbreak ka raw sa BF mo? Girl2: Oo, hindi kasi marunong humalik ang lintek, nakakainis! At hindi lang yun, isang style lang ang alam nya, hindi ko mafeel. Girl1: Anong style ba ang alam ng BF mo? Girl2: Flying kiss!

2547. Row pa. Row pa.. plezz... plezz lang day ha. Hewalayan mo na si Yilmaz! Kung gusto mo pa ako mabohay, huwag ka nang bomalek ng estanbol! - Annabelle Rama

2548. B1: Tol, ikaw daw yung nagsabi na itsura ko, parang unggoy? B2: Huh? Bobo? Sabi ko, ang itsura ng unggoy, parang ikaw! B1: Ah, yun pala? Ayusin mo kasi para walang gulo!

2549. Inabutan ng bagyo ang mag-ama na sakay ng barko. Anak: Tay, lulubog po yata ang barko! Ama: Hayaan mo, hindi naman atin 'to! Happy Father's Day!

2550. Todilip, todilip... Manny Pacquiao, singing "Irreplaceable". Hehehe.


Contributors:
2501-2511, 2514-2519, 2526-2533, 2544-2549: Asha (+63917898***7)
2512-2513, 2523-2525, 2534-2541: Eroica
2520: Mina (+63921201***8)
2521-2522: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2542-2543, 2550: Tekla

text messages 2451 - 2500

2451. The power of prayer will never leave you, even in the darkest of times. It's the greatest weapon known to mankind, the freedom no one can take away. Good morning!

2452. God is the architect of life and He has a great plan for us, but we are still the engineers and we should construct our lives according to His plans Good night!

2453. Sometimes flowers grow best in the sun, others do well in the shade. Remember that God puts us where we grow best and gives us good people to grow with.

2454. Messages from God: Please don't drink and drive. You're not ready to meet me yet; If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, nevermind. I'll make another one tomorrow; How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you; If you think Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece in the mirror! Smile. God loves you!

2455. Happiness keeps us sweet. Trials make us strong. Sorrows keep us human. Failure keeps us humble. Success keeps us glowing and Jesus keeps us going. ;)

2456. Quote of the day: Risk must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.

2457. Playing the part of a charitable soul was only for those who were afraid of taking a stand in life; we can always say we're not hurt by the stones others throw at us, and it's only at night - when we're alone - that we can silently grieve over our own cowardice. - Paulo Coelho

2458. I've decided to let go of my anger and all the pain. I've unknowingly hurt others by just holding on to it. Though I know in my heart that I am not yet healed, by choosing to be free, somehow, someway, I am moving on. I can't weep for the rest of my life. Because I wasn't born to feel pain all the time. Someday, I'll find courage to let everybody know that my real purpose is to love and not cry.

2459. It's not being in love that makes you happy; it's who you're in love with that does.

2460. People look at me with envy. For I have him beside me. Someone to share his dreams, laughters and even tears. But what they don't know, how miserable it is. To stand close together, but with your heart completely apart. And never get the chance to share forever!

2461. Sometimes, you just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in your heart forever even if you aren't in theirs.

2462. It's hard to go on loving when the one you love can never be yours. No matter how hard you try, and how much you do, you just have to accept that the person you love is not meant for you.

2463. Holding on. Have you ever wondered why even if someone is too numb to feel you, or insensitive to notice you, you still choose to stay? It's because beyond what others see in that person, you feel that tiny chance that maybe if you hold a little bit tighter, she'll learn to love you.

2464. I once asked my angel why when I think of the person I love, I cry. She told me: "When dreams won't fit your eyes, they fall and become tears."

2465. Love someone whom you don't have to be fancy or talk in a special way, you don't have to mind your manners or wear your best clothes and shoes, you don't have to pretend you're happy when you're feeling sad. Love someone you can cry on, you can laugh out loud with, you can speak your mind or say nothing at all, you don't have to try hard to impress him/her. Go with someone whom you can just be you, and appreciates you for that.

2466. The only way to know if he really loves you is when you give him the taste of hell and he still feels heaven with you. ;)

2467. Part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight for so long is because we fear that something so great won't happen twice.

2468. You can never own something that was never yours. So let's stop gripping on things we expect to last forever. Nothing lasts forever. Forever is a lie, everything is transitory, so while you have things in your hand, put in mind that it's only borrowed, so that someday, when it's gone, it won't take you eternity just to let it go.

2469. Someday, we'll all be looking to those days we learned to love, get hurt, cry and fight for it. Maybe, when that time comes, we'll be laughing at our old dumb selves, realizing how stupid we were to stand up for things we knew was not really meant for us. But I guess learning takes time, and mistakes make one's journey fun. Life is what we make it. Love makes the world go round. So let's live, love and take whatever pain it brings - for now. ;)

2470. When you're hurt, it's ok to flirt, to date, to hate, to mingle with other people, to drink, to cry, to laugh out loud, to scream, and to dance wild. Know why? Because when you're hurt, you don't owe anybody an explanation on how you choose to repair what that person broke. Live your life as you wish till you're whole again!

2471. To let go of someone doesn't mean you have to stop loving, it only means that you allow that person to find his/her own happiness without expecting him/her to come back.

2472. I know friendship is hard to keep but even if it gets harder, I wouldn't give up because even if it's hard to keep you, it will be a million times harder to find you again!

2473. Thought of the day: It's better to shut up and let others think that you're an idiot than open your mouth and prove it!

2474. Sign on a bus: When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. :)

2475. Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. "Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?" Nurse raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. She takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir." Man pulls off oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thanks for that, it was just wonderful but listen very, very closely and carefully... Are my test results back?" :)

2476. The awareness that two people are soulmates should be bilateral. If only one person believes it, it's called stalking. - Jessica Zafra.

2477. A grandfather was sleeping in a hut with his grandson when he woke up at 2:00 AM. Grandfather: Quick, get me a girl, I have an erection! Grandson: No grandpa. First, it's late. Second, you're 90 years old. Third, the dick you're holding is mine!

2478. Chocolate is said to contain phenylethylamine, the same chemical your brain produces when you fall in love. Magchocolate na lang tayo, hindi pa masakit sa dibdib!

2479. Kung ikaw ang papipiliin, kanino ka sasama? Sa taong minamahal ka ng lubos at gagawin lahat para sa iyo o sa akin na may dalang maraming Red Horse??!! Hehehe.

2480. Demonyo, dumating sa park. Pari: Sa kapangyarihan at paniniwala ko, umalis ka, demonyo! Alis! Demonyo: Wow! Parang sa kanya ang park! Ang yabang!!

2481. Fan: Ano ka ba, boksingero at milyonaryo, sabungero, sugarol. Ngayon, politiko! Ano pang iba? Lahat na lang, pinasukan mo? Manny: Kaya nga Pacquiao ang pangalan ko!

2482. Ba? di Pasaway! nya! ka Naalala least at pero nito iyo sa nagsend sa magalit mong gusto no? Maintindihan mo hindi. Hindi mo gets? Read mo paurong! Hehehe.

2483. You're the perfect person that I know, so sweet, so nice, always on my mind. So cute pa and very special but there's something wrong. Wrong send ako! Hahaha!

2484. Ate: Pabili ng pilis. Tindera: Ano po? Ate: Pilis po! Tindera: Ha? Dilis? Ate: Pilis po! Tindera: Ano? Philip?! Ate: Pilis nga! Yung noodles! =)

2485. Minsan sa buhay, takot tayong harapin ang katotohanan kasi, madalas nasasaktan tayo. Ako? Sa ngayon, isa lang ang kinatatakutan ko. Alam mo kung ano? Secret! Baka takutin mo ako eh!

2486. Maraming naniniwala sa salitang "mahal kita." Daming umiiyak, nasasaktan at umaasa. Pero, alam nyo po ba na sa salitang "mahal kita", natuto akong magsabi ng "Alak pa, t*ng-ina nya!"

2487. Reporter: Your eminence, meron ho ba tayong pag-asa na Pinoy ang susunod na Santo Papa? Cardinal Rosales: Meron. Kapag Comelec natin ang magbibilang ng mga balota!

2488. Inrits your bocabolary: by Manny Pacquiao. Tactics - tunog ng orasan. Payt - laban para sa pinoy. Taytol - pamagat ng laban. Jengkeh - name ng dyowa nya?! No Peer - sponsor nya. Motor Kid - pag-ikot nya sa Maynila. Check-in - manok sa McDo. Corrupt - pagsara ng mata. Mura Less - nakalaban nya. Wit - Timbang. Wawawe - noontime show. Duet - gawin mo. L.A. - Leto Atsensya! Quotes - tawag nya kay Freddie Roach!

2489. Ang hirap ng may iniiwasan, nakikita ko pa lang sya, gusto ko nang makalayo. Sa kakaiwas ko, lalong bumibilis ang tibok ng puso ko. Lokong aso yun, pinakaba ako!

2490. Teacher: Juan, kung ako'y may 5 anak sa unang asawa at 10 sa pangalawa, samakatuwid, meron akong? Juan: malanding pagkatao!

2491. Bad trip! Puyat ako! Baliw yata yung kapitbahay namin, sigaw nang sigaw, nagwala talaga. Hindi ako makatulog sa sinabi nya! "Kukote, kahit picture lang, maawa ka, please!" :)

2492. Tao1: Isoli ko itong nabili kong DVD. Tao2: Anong problema? T1: Walang picture saka sound. Sayang, suspense thriller pa yata ito. T2: Anong title? T1: The Lens Cleaner!

2493. Man1: Mister, saan ho ba ang CR dito? Kasi, jingle na jingle na ako. Man2: Pinoy ka ba? Man1: Oho! Man2: Ayun, sa pader!

2494. Ang stars ginawa para makapagwish. Ang angels, ginawa para tagabantay. Eh, ako? Bakit ako ginawa?! Wala, para lang pakiligin ang sanlibutan! :P

2495. Paano mo malalaman kung ang bumbay ay mayaman na? Sirit? Kapag dalawa sila sa motorsiklo. May driver na, di ba?

2496. Sa punong jeepney, may umutot, mabaho, talo pa ang dagang patay. Biglang nagsalita ang driver, "Hoy, yung umutot, hindi pa nagbayad!" Biglang nagsalita ang aleng mataba, "Hoy, nagbayad ako, 20 pesos, wala ka pa ngang sukli, mahiya ka!"

2497. Holdaper: Akin na pera mo! Victim: Hindi mo ako kilala? Congressman ako. Holdaper: O, sige, akin na pera NAMIN!

2498. In America, anyone who steal money will surely go to jail. In the Philippines, one who steals millions will surely go to America! Go Pinoy!

2499. Anong sabi ng tinga sa kulangot? "Anong ginagawa mo dito?" Hehehe.

2500. Inay: Bili ka ng Pork and Beans. Boy(Ngongo): Omo. Boy: Ani, ngamuta o kayo? Ale: Ok lang, anong kailangan mo? B: Mo and Men. A: Ano? B: Isa ong Mo and Men. A: Hindi kita magets. B: O, ige. netter Mi as in Minimins(Philippines). A: Ha? B: Mi! (kumanta) ey,mi, ni, ni, e, em, nye... en, em, en, o mi! A: ah P! ituloy mo. B: Mi, Ngo! A: titik O. tapos? B: netter Arng. A: ah, P-O-R, malapit na. B: Oo! Mo and Men! unod ngey. A: Letter A? B: Ini ho. Ngey! A: Alam ko na, Pork and Beans! B: Oo! Mo and Men! A: Ay naku! Wala! :)

Contributors:
2451-2456, 2469-2475, 2486-2500: Asha (+63917898***7)
2457-2466, 2476-2478: Erica
2467-2468, 2485: Madame J (+63928625***8)
2479-2483: Tekla
2484: Dukha