Jul 14, 2006

text messages 351 - 400

351. It's hard to trust and it's hard to cry. It's hard to love and later say goodbye... but it's much harder to say no, but that is life's way of making our hearts grow.

352. You are the one person in this world that I would never trade with anyone else. You've given me memories so unique in you and what else?! Guess they'll never understand unless they get the chance to get to know you.

353. Deep friendship doesn't depend on how many times friends spend time together or how happy they are. It's the time when you never see them and yet keep on believing that the friendship will stay.

354. Having been committed to love someone means losing the opportunity of having others love you. So, be sure that the person you're committed to deserves your love and is worthy of your sacrifice.

355. Love isn't about two people holding each other and never letting go. It's about two people holding hands while they embrace the world and go through the best and worst in life.

356. Life is a one-way street. No matter how many detours you take, none of them leads back. So, enjoy its every moment as none of them will happen the same way again.

357. If ever you'll find someone who makes you smile through storms, comfort you till sun down, face the fact. Keep and never let go of that person. There's no right one when the real one comes along.

358. When the time comes when everything seems hopeless, here's what you do: SHUT UP & STOP WHINING sheesh! You've got me. Remember?!

359. No quote can tell you what's inside my heart, they just express what I feel, but never enough, so when I say "I care for you" huwag ka maniwala, 'coz what I feel is more than what I say.

360. I wonder why just when i learned to wait, it was when you never came. I wonder just when I learned to laugh, you made me cry. And just when I've learned to love you so much, it was when you walk away.

361. No one is born happy but all of us are born with the ability to create happiness. Just remember, happiness is a state of mind and it depends on one's attitude towards life. :)

362. When trials come we tend to ask, LORD, WHY ME? But blessings pour on us each day and we never ask LORD, WHY ME? Let's learn to say, THANK GOD IT'S ME!

363. Life's pretty simple. When you're asking for apples and life hands you lemons, make lemonade. If you're on your way out and it starts to rain, at least you won't have to water the plants anymore. It's a matter of seeing things in perspective. The benefits may not be immediate nor obvious, but you have to know this for sure: God will never give you anything you can't handle.

364. Happiness is somewhere between too little and too much. May you have just enough wealth to meet your needs, enough poverty to learn to work hard, enough blessings to know that God loves you, enough problems so you don't forget Him. Enough happiness to keep you sweet, enough trials to keep you strong, enough hope to keep you happy, and enough sorrow to keep you human. =)

365. Whatever gives you laughter, do it more often coz it will bring lightness to your heart, energy to your body, and wonders to your soul. ALways be happy! =)

366. The true meaning of GLOBALIZATION: Princess Diana, a Welsh princess, with an English husband, crashed in a French tunnel while riding in a German car with a Dutch engine driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, chased by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines. This message was created by a Filipino on a Finnish celphone smuggled from China by a Pakistani and sold by an Indian businessman. =)

367. To Whom It May Concern: Please be notified that the most beautiful creation of God is preparing to sleep... Send your greetings now while she's still awake. Good night! :)

368. If life is a band showdown, I would be your bandmate. I would strum, hit the drums, or maybe even sing for you! Why? Coz it's just fun to do it for someone who makes my gig worth playing. =)

369. Ever wonder why the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin? Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START? Why is 'ABBREVIATED' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE? Why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?

370. People continue to get their goals inspite of pain, tears, heartbreaks, because pain made them strong, tears made them brave, heartbreak made them wise.

371. Never say you're happy when you're really sad. Never say you're fine when you're not ok. Never say you feel good when you feel bad and never say you're alone when you still have me.

372. Whenever I make your phone beep, I know that at one part you've uttered "Ikaw lang pala." and I couldn't blame you for that. But at anytime, I just want you to know that this "lang" cares for you so much.

373. Don't take for granted every person close to your heart, coz you might wake up one day and realize that you have lost a diamond coz you were too busy searching and collecting stones.

374. When I was walking alone, I wished that I can reach the end of the road. But when you walked with me, I wish the road would never end because I would rather be lost with you than to reach the end without you.

375. Walk with me when you feel your heart needs company. Take my hand when you feel all alone. Turn to me when you need someone to lean on coz I'm a friend you can always depend on.



376. Erap to Taxi: To the airport hurry! 1st sign airport 50m, 2nd sign airport 10m, 3rd sign airport Left! Erap: You stupid, you're too slow, the airport already left!

377. Ang kaibigan ay parang ebak, mainit at malambot, mahirap tiisin, hindi mo magawang tapakan sapagkat madikit. Parang ikaw, hindi kita kayang tiisin at saktan. Have a nice day ebs!

378. If you need me, you know how to call me. Just shout "DYOSA NG KAGANDAHAN!" I'll be there for you. Don't abuse it ha? For emergency use only!!!

379. I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're grown up, I have one question, Ano ba talagang nangyari??!

380. A friend is: 1% funny 2% sweet 3% caring 4% loving 90% good looking. Akong ako, di ba? Huwag ka nang kumontra. Piso ko to! =)

381. Ang araw gumigising kasabay mo; ang ulap kumakaway sa mga ngiti mo; kahit anong oras mag-beep ang cell ko, ngingiti ako pag galing sa 'yo.

382. Ang gabi ay itim, sa labas ay madilim. Tumingin ka man, cguradong madilim. Buksan mo man ang yong mga mata, kulay itim. Nangangahulugan, ang madilim ay itim. HUh?

383. Ang tunay na friend, ipagmamalaki mo, nakasuporta sa 'yo, hindi ka ibabagsak, komportable ka, mahigpit ang kapit at malapit sa puso mo... parang bra.

384. Salesgirl: Sir, you can't smoke here. Customer: But I bought these cigars from your store. Salesgirl: We sell condoms also, but it doesn't mean that you can f*ck here.

385. Sa ngayon, malayo tayo sa isa't isa, hindi tayo nagkikita, at alam kong namimiss mo din ako. Pero tandaan mo, kung gusto mo akong makita, tingin ka sa taas, baka sakaling makita mo ang billboard ko.

386. Bakit "S" ang nasa costume ni Superman? Wala na kasing medium! Napansin mo, fit masyado, di ba? Hehehe.

387. Nobody teaches a fish to swim, or a squirrel to run and climb a limb. Nobody teaches an owl to say "whoo". Nobody teaches a cat to say "meow." Kasi, wala silang teacher.

388. Sa lahat ng nakakakilala kay Mahal, pray for her, na malayo sya sa peligro. Nasa hospital sya ngayon, nasa ICU, inooperahan. Nabangga sya ng trak. trak-trakan. =)

389. I want to divorce my wife, she hasn't spoken to me in six months! Lawyer: Better think it over, wives like that are very hard to find!

390. Nanay: Anak, bili ka nga ng asin. Puchoi: Ayoko po, madilim na. Nanay: Huwag kang matakot, kasama mo naman si Jesus eh. Puchoi: Si Jesus na lang po ang utusan nyo. =)

391. Hi! Ano gawa mo? Me, I'm propagating a unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occuring malevolently in meritorious piece of clasterubial brain. In short, nakatunganga! =)

392. A girl phone a guy, "Come on over, there's nobody home..." When the guy got there, there was nobody home. Hahaha!

393. Huwag kang malulungkot o magdaramdam kapag ika'y nag-iisa. Sapagkat sa mata ng duling, lahat tayo ay dalawa. Hangga't may duling, hindi ka nag-iisa!

394. Boss: Bakit ka nanginginig? Sec: Sorry sir, ngayon lang ako nakapasok sa motel. Boss: Saan kaya ang remote ng aircon? Sec: Dyan, nakatago sa gilid ng drawer, bandang kanan, kulay gray. =)

395. Kung ang kaibigan ng nanay mo ay pinsan ng kapatid ng kapitbahay ng tiyahin ng pinsan mo sa side ng tatay ng tiyahin na kapatid ng tatay mo, ano naman ang pakialam mo? =)

396. May 7 baboy sa 1 box. Sa box na yun, may 23 pairs na pato at isang sisiw. Yung sisiw, may nakain na 56 na bulate, tapos may 5 ibon. Ang tanong: Musta na u?!

397. GF ni kukote ito. Pwede bang tigilan mo na ang pagtetext sa BF ko?! Dahil sa ganyan, napapabayaan na nya ang pag-aartista nya! Fan ka ba nya? Ha? =)

398. Life is short, live it! Love is rare, grab it! Anger is bad, dump it! Fear is awful, face it! Memories are sweet, cherish it! Sender is cute, admit it! =)

399. Titiisin na sana kita, iiwasan at kakalimutan, kahit saglit, kahit mahirap, kakayanin, pipilitin. Pero balewala rin pala, hindi ko pala kaya. Kasi, naka-unlimited ako. Dapat, sinasamantala. =)

400. Sa pagdaan ko sa daan ng buhay, alam ko na hindi ako matitisod sa mga lubak ng daan. Dahil may kaibigan akong kagaya mo para sabihin sa akin na "May hump, may hump, may hump, may hump, may hump. Check it out!"

Contributors:

351-360: Jamie
361-369, 381-382: Mei
370-380: Meyms
383-393: Erica
394-395: Tin
396: Joan
397-398: Jack
399: Tekla
400. Ning

1 comment:

KJ said...

OMG. ANG ALIW!!!!!!!!!! :D