Apr 28, 2007

text messages 2251 - 2300

2251. A beautiful life does not just happen. It is built daily by prayer, humility, sacrifice and love. May that beautiful life be yours always. Take care.

2252. The Lord is still preparing the best gift for you. Someday in your life at the right time, at the right place, everything will be set accordingly. Just trust Him. He'll make it happen.

2253. Never regret a day in your life, good day gives you happiness, bad days teach you experience. Both are essential to life, all are God's blessings.

2254. Every sacrifice has a fruitful reward. Every failure has a second chance. We only have to be strong by God's grace to persevere the tests of life. Good evening!

2255. Let the love of God lighten your life, let His kindness mold you into His presence, let Him be your guide as you travel the road of life.

2256. God sometimes delays his help to test our faith and energize our prayers. Our boat may be tossed while he sleeps but he wakes up before it sinks. God is good.

2257. Never pray for an easier life, instead pray to be a stronger person. Never pray for tasks equal to your power but for power equal to conquer your tasks. Good evening!

2258. Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

2259. There will always be dreams grander or humbler than your own, but there will never be a dream exactly like your own, for you are unique and more wondrous than you know. Good night!

2260. Life is a lot like baseball, when you're always given slow pitches to hit, you'd never feel the thrill. So, it is in life, problems come and go but it's the hard pitches that give meaning.

2261. SOmetimes, you need to experience everything so that you would learn. There's no easy way in living life, so live it as it is. Cry. Laugh. Be crazy. And don't miss the chances that life is giving you because the most important things are not things at all, most of the time, they are people making your life worth living.

2262. How to keep someone? Try to be perfect but don't be. Be considerate but don't tolerate. Be good but not too nice. Be consistent but not persistent. And best of all, just love, never ask.

2263. Nothing lasts forever. So live it up and drink it down. Laugh it off. Avoid all the drama. Take chances and never have regrets because for once, what you did was what you wanted. Good night!

2264. Life is a paradox. What you want, you don't get. What you get, you don't enjoy. What you enjoy is not permanent. What is permanent is boring. That's life, but they are meant to build the best in you. Good evening!

2265. Friendship isn't based on how many secrets you share, isn't how well you get along nor how much you like each other, isn't how people see you together. But it appreciates the differences, the gaps, the hindrances, the trials, and still, a friend looks at you, straight from the heart, without hatred, without judgement, without envy, without criticisms, only pure acceptance and respect.

2266. For all the things we've shared, the endless times we cared, for helping me thru good and bad times, for the jokes and laughter and funny lines, for being part of my life, i'm serious. Thank you!

2267. I may not always do or say the little things to let you know how much I appreciate you. But there's one thing I'm sure of: My world smiles more simply because you're in it. Good evening!

2268. Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter. Hahaha!

2269. When I first saw your eyes, the shape of your lips, the way you smile, the color of your teeth and the figure of your body, I found out that a famous saying is really true! Nobody's perfect! Hehehe.

2270. Flattery is like chewing gum, enjoy it, but don't swallow it!

2271. Superman isn't brave. You can't be brave if you are indestructible. It's everyday people like me and you who are brave, knowing we can easily be defeated but still continuing forward. That's true bravery. - Batman (bitter?!)

2272. A dog has fallen deeply in love with a pig. One day, he took chances and bravely said, "Pig, I am so in love with you." The pig replied: Oink! :)

2273. Height of poverty: Wife stitching husband's condom. Height of innocence: A girl applying Clearasil to her nipples thinking they are pimples. Height of ambition: An ant climbing on the leg of an elephant with a motive of rape. Height of unemployment: A spider web found in a prostitute's pussy. Height of laziness: A naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.

2274. Kissing a lady's forehead is respect, lips is love, breast is loyalty, tummy is heroism, vagina is patriotism and kissing her asshole is the greatest act of bravery. :)

2275. Q. What is the best profession a person can have? And why? A. Ob-Gyne. Because where else can you tell a pretty woman to take off her clothes, touch her breast, insert your finger and let her husband to pay for what you did!



2276. Sabi nila, minsan, sa buhay natin, kelangang mamili kung yung taong mahal o mahal ka! Hello?! Hindi na uso yun. Ang tanong, delicious ba ang papa?

2277. Apatan sex - foursome. Tatluhan sex - threesome. Dalawahan sex - twosome. Eh kung isa lang? Eh di, "hand" some. Hehehe.

2278. Lolo: Pakiabot naman yang posporo. Lola: Andyan naman yung shellane eh! Lolo: So, ipanlilinis ko yung shellane sa tenga ko?

2279. Nun complains about male nudity in the apartment accross hers. Police: But sister, from here, you only see him from the waist up and that's not a problem. Nun: Hello! Halika, tumayo ka sa ibabaw ng mesa! Ayun noh, kitang kita ko noh!

2280. Babae: Walang hiya kang lalake ka! Ginabi ka na naman! Lasing ka pa! Ang kapal ng mukha mo! Hayop ka talaga! Lalaki: Tumahimik ka nga Inday! Katulong ka lang dito!

2281. Kapag bumalik sa iyo yung gago mong ex at sinabing "Mahal pa kita." Sampalin mo! Tapos, bigla mong yakapin at sabihin mo: "Gago ka talaga! Aalis-alis ka, babalik ka rin pala. Hubad na! Namiss kita!"

2282. BF: This is just a formality but I'd like to ask for your daughter's hand. GF's Dad: And where did you get the idea that this is just a formality? BF: From her Ob-Gyne!

2283. Nang pumatong ako, gumalaw sya, hanggang sabay na kami. Una, dahan-dahan hanggang pabilis nang pabilis. Shit! Ang sarap sarap. Ikaw, gusto mo rin bang sumakay sa duyan? Hehe.

2284. Minsan madaldal daw ako. Minsan seryoso, minsan sweet, minsan manhid, minsan KJ, minsan cool, pero kahit ganito ako, tandaan mo, nahawa lang ako sa iyo. Normal naman ako dati eh!

2285. Juan: Alam mo, kapag nakakakita ako ng mga bituin, naaalala ko ang mga pulitiko natin. Pablo: Eh bakit? Dahil sa bright sila? Juan: Hindi, dahil sa sila ay ku-corrupt-corrupt!

2286. Do you know why I love silence so much? Because when it's quiet, when I'm alone just like now, that's the moment I realize, mabait pala ako! Hindi lang halata. :)

2287. Recharge! Recharge! Recharge! Sus dong! Asan na ba si Rofa?! - Annabelle Rama

2288. Top 10 lies of girls: 10. I'm on my way! (Naliligo pa.) 9. Miss na kita. (Wala akong magawa.) 8. I don't smoke. (Kung ikaw ang kasama.) 7. I like you! (Kilig ka naman?!) 6. Sleep na ako. (Nakakapagod ka katext.) 5. Busy pa ako. (Boring ka.) 4. Lowbat na ako (May ibang katext.) 3. Wala akong signal (Maghintay ka nga!) 2. Wala akong load. (Nagsasayang lang ako ng load sa iyo.) 1. I love you. (Para tumahimik ka na.) Tsk, tsk, tsk. Tama ba?

2289. Kapag nakahanap ka ng new friend at iwan mo ako, ok lang kahit masakit, friend kita at dun ka masaya. Pero kapag nakita kitang umiiyak, I'll tap your shoulder while saying, Halika nga dito, babawiin na kita!

2290. Reaction ng mga texters kapag nawala ang cellphone nila. 1% of them: Shit! Mahal pa naman ang bili ko dun! 2%: Naman! Unlimited pa naman ako. 97% Gosh! Ang number ni "Kukote", andun! Cute pa naman yun. Hehehe.

2291. Hindi kita masisisi kung nakalimutan mo na ako, kasi, alam ko, hindi na ako mahalaga sa iyo. Nakakatawa no? Kasi hanggang ngayon, ito ako, umaasa na sana, mabawi kita dyan sa zoo, ikaw kasi eh, nangangagat ka. Huwag ganun!

2292. Guys, nagkaroon ako ng raket. Watch out for the latest commercial of Smart. Andun ako! Thanks. Isa ako sa 25 million subscribers, nasa bandang likod po!

2293. Minsan, maiisip mo, sabi ng ibang tao, "Jokes are half meant." Tapos, maiisip mo, if jokes are half meant, then, 2 jokes are one meant. Tapos, kapag 4 jokes na, magkakabubble gum ka na, kasi, double meant na, di ba?

2294. Silip lang kita kung cute ka pa. Hay! Salamat. Wala pa ring ipinagbago. Mas cute pa rin ako! O, huwag kang kokontra, piso ko to!

2295. Someone asked me, why do I smile everytime I see your name in my inbox? I just said, kasi, yun taong ito sa inbox ko ay isa sa mga dahilan kung bakit naka Smart ako!

2296. Pinasok ng isang killer ang kwarto ng mag-asawa. Killer: Inaalam ko muna ang pangalan ng biktima ko bago ko sila patayin. Ikaw, anong pangalan mo? Misis: Inday po. Killer: Inday din ang pangalan ng nanay ko. Sige, hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw, ano ang pangalan mo? Mister: My name is Gary, but my friends call me Inday. =)

2297. Distance is never a reason to forget a friend. Do you know why? Kasi, distance is always equal to "velocity" x "time". Wala namang "forget" sa equation, di ba? =)

2298. I always believe in the magic of friendship. Hindi importante na magkasama, magkausap, o nagkikita lagi. What's important is alam nyong friendship never ends whatever happens!

2299. Ok lang lumubog ang lahat ng ship, wag na wag lang ang ating friendship! Hahaha! Matouch ka muna bago ka makornihan! Ok?! Good morning!

2300. Isang pinoy, nagpropose sa pinay na minamahal. Upang mapasagot ang babae, pinaghandaan ang sasabihin. Boy: Will you be my wedding? Girl: Hahaha! Boy: What's laughing? Girl: Wrong gramming! =)

Contributors:
2251-2252, 2294: Joan
2253-2262, 2274-2285: Asha (+63917898***7)
2263: Joy (+63910727***1)
2264-2266, 2297-2300: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2267, 2289-2292: Irish
2268: Ariel (277001010***2)
2269: Tekla
2270: Arnel
2271-2272, 2286-2288: Eroica
2273: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
2293: Dukha
2295: Anonymous: (+63918270***6)
2296: Anonymous: (+63921406***4)

Apr 21, 2007

text messages 2201 - 2250

2201. God's gift to me are people like you. With well meant prayers, I whispered my thanks to Him and asked Him to bless you in ways only He can do!

2202. Life is like an empty page for us to write on but God is the ultimate editor who corrects and approves it. May God favor your life as the best page written everyday. Good morning!

2203. Ten Commandments of Health: 1. Less meats, more vegetable. 2. Less salt, more vinegar. 3. Less sweets, more fruits. 4. Less eats, more chews. 5. Less clothes, more bathes. 6. Less talks, more deeds. 7. Less desires, more sharing. 8. Less worries, more sleep. 9. Less rides, more walks. 10. Less anger, more laughs.

2204. Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting in a few drops on yourself! Good day!

2205. Sometimes, we need to forget about some people from our past, because of one simple reason, they just don't belong in our future.

2206. Always remember two things in life: Do not make decisions when you are angry and do not make any promises when you are happy. Good morning!

2207. Some people misunderstood my attitude, some get hurt the way I talk, others get angry with how I stare but what can I do if that's really me? Sorry, I'm not perfect! And not fake!

2208. In life, there are people watching our next move, desperately waiting for us to fail, and even praying for us to give up. But don't give a damn! Leave them in their small mindedness. Foiling their wicked hopes just doubles the fun of living and surviving, just keep in mind that failures and difficulties shouldn't scare us because they lead us to breakthroughs and great discoveries about ourselves and the world we live in.

2209. Everything that's happening in this world has a purpose, be it something good or something bad. It never willed our lives to be like hell. So, when a turning point seems so terrible, later you would notice that a wonderful thing compensates for the seemingly hopeless incident. Very often than not, our lives become better; it was a blessing in disguise after all!

2210. Sometimes, we wonder why friends keep forwarding messages, this maybe because: When you are very busy but still want to keep in touch. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep in contact. When you have something to say, but don't know what and how. To let you know that you are still remembered, important, loved, cared for and still wanted. So, the next time you get a message, don't think that I just texted, but I want you to know that I'm just here and I'm still keeping you as my friend!

2211. I always remember people in my prayers, those special, those important, those I value, those I care, those I think of. You're one of them! God bless.

2212. Do you know why I hate silence so much? Because when it's quiet, when I'm alone, that's the moment I realize I'm blindly missing the noise you create. :)

2213. Friends are like M&Ms. Sure, the candy-coated outside is nice, but they wouldn't be so great if it weren't for the wonderful stuff inside. Take care my M&M!

2214. Love doesn't mean that you will never feel pain or live a life free from care. It doesn't mean that you will never be hurt, every moment consumed by happiness. Love does mean that you will always have a companion, someone to help you thru the difficult times and rejoice with you in times of celebration. Love does mean that each argument is followed by a time of forgiveness, and each time of sorrow is far outweighed by all the tender moments spent in each other arms.

2215. Take chances, take a lot of them. Because honestly, no matter where you end up and with whom, it always ends up just the way it should be. Your mistakes make you who you are. You learn to grow with each choice you make. Everything is worth it. Say how you feel always. Be you and be ok with it.

2216. The heart that loves is always young; the heart that serves is always happy; and a caring heart is loved by all. So, stay young, happy and caring! Good pm!

2217. You yearn for someone not because you want to be complete. But because you want to add more color to your life. That person must not necessarily break through your busy schedules. That person must inspire you to manage your time well instead. You see, it's not a matter of distance and time, it's more like friendship in a higher level. It's smiling alone every once in a while. Knowing that somewhere, somehow, someone smiles at the thought of you.

2218. When you love, never stick only to what your heart feels. Sometimes, using your brain is a necessity. Next, never use your eyes to cry for the person who fooled you, instead use it to search for the right one. Don't be scared of breaking up, keeping a relationship with a selfish partner is scarier. Love the one who will fight for you and bravely face each and every consequences. Love the one who will accept you and loves you more despite great mistakes you did. Love the one who hold on, someone who would never let the feelings be gone. Love is a gift and not an obligation.

2219. Some people say that you don't know what you have until you lose it, but it's not like that. You always know what you have, you just never thought you would lose it.

2220. One of the strongest kind of loves is the love that always remains between two people, no matter how many fights, no matter the distance, no matter how many people intervene. So, never stop loving, because love always prevails.

2221. Try loving someone you've loved before and you'll realize that it will either lead to the same thing that happened before or something better. Not hard huh? But why not try loving someone who doesn't love you back? It's either you see yourself giving up or dying daily. - Grey's Anatomy.

2222. You know it is love when you have been saying goodbye for the last half hour but you're still not ready to leave. =)

2223. We lose the people we love because they are meant to love someone else. We lose them because we are destined to find somebody else. It is a simple fact that is sometimes hard to accept because we are too stubborn to let go of something that doesn't belong to us anymore.

2224. Sex is not a dirty thing. People should be more aware of their bodies. Physical pleasure should be guilt-free because sexual energy is good energy. - Victoria Court. :D

2225. Gary Lising's word of wisdom: "My marriage is made of trust and understanding. She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!" Toink!



2226. An award winning ad by Durex condom (U.S.A.): "To all those who use our competitor's products, Happy Father's Day!" :D

2227. Church entrance notice: "Dear parishoners: Please don't leave your bags, wallets and cellphones unattended. Others might think those are the answers to their prayers."

2228. It takes a thousand workers to build a castle and a million soldiers to protect a country, but just one woman to make a happy home. Let's thank the maid!

2229. Most relationships fail not because of the absence of love. Love is always present, it is just that, one loves too much and the other loves too many! :)

2230. Bunso: Itay, may multo daw sa kusina natin? Tatay: Anak, sino naman ang nagsabi sa iyo nyan? Bunso: Si Ate po! Tatay: Ay naku, huwag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! Wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa, samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!

2231. What if makasabay mo sa dyip ang mahal mo, kasama yung ipinalit nya sa iyo? Ano ang gagawin mo? Ako, simple lang. Sisigaw ako. "Mama! Para na po! Byaheng impyerno pala ito!"

2232. "Tepung terigu, kepingan coklat gula minyak nabati, bubuk coklat garam pengembang lemak jenuh berdasarkan." - Huwag kang mag-alala, hindi sumpa yan, sangkap lang ng Chips Ahoy galing Malaysia. :)

2233. Anak: Itay, tinatanong ako sa school! Ano daw ang profession nyo? Tatay: Sabihin mo, cardiologist. Anak: Anong cardiologist, tay? Tatay: Yung tagakabit ng radio sa car! Ahu! Ahu!

2234. Girl: Pangarap ko makadate si Sam Milby. Pichay: Ang pangarap mo ay pangarap ko rin! Nyahahaha!

2235. Life is like the sea; now troubled, later calm. But even how big the waves are, or how high the tide is, always remember: Tide is miracle! Di gyud ilisan. Ilisan pang bana!

2236. Pare, parang hindi ko nakitang nag-away kayo ng misis mo. Nag-aaway din pero dalawang salita lang isasagot ko, tatahimik na sya. Anong dalawang salita? Ituro mo naman sa akin. "Yes, dear!"

2237. Sa mga tulog pa, gising na! Sa mga gising na, maghilamos ng mukha! Sa mga naistorbo, mang-istorbo din kayo! Kasi, inistorbo rin lang nila ako! Good morning!

2238. Mahirap talagang lumimot ng taong ayaw mong kalimutan, mahirap saktan ang taong ayaw mong masaktan, mahirap maniwala sa ayaw mong paniwalaan, pero ang pinakamahirap sa lahat ay tinidorin ang sabaw!

2239. If one day nakita mo ang isang girl na pini-flirt ang boyfriend mo, be cool, puntahan mo sya, then say, "Tsaka mo na i-flirt ang boyfriend ko, kapag maganda ka na!"

2240. Ang love parang "grades", sometimes pass; sometimes failed; minsan pa nga "incomplete", ganun talaga! sabi nga ni "ma'am" at ni "sir", for you to pass, "You should learn."

2241. Kapag ikaw ang iniyakan ng lalaki, ang swerte mo dahil mahal ka nga niya! Pero kapag ikaw ang umiyak dahil lang sa kanya, di ka lang malas, tanga ka pa! Lalaki lang yan, pwede ba?

2242. If the one you love doesn't love you back, don't get depressed. Just think about it for a while, maybe cry a bit then wipe your tears and say, "Ang weird naman niya. hindi sya pumapatol sa magaganda!"

2243. I keep asking Lord everyday, why He gave you to me. He answered in a simple words, "Pagtiisan mo na, kasi wala ng iba na pwede pang humigit sa kanya!"

2244. Tinext kita kasi, "miss kita". Pero di ako umaasang magre-reply ka, ayokong maging kabawasan sa load mo, gusto ko lang maging karagdagan, "sa taong nakaka-alala sa'yo."

2245. Darating ang panahon, mamamatay tayong lahat, pupunta tayo sa langit, di ba? Sino ang unang papasukin? Ikaw? Ako? Sila? syempre, sila! Kasi, mag-iinuman pa tayo, despedida muna!

2246. Kapag nakita mo na masaya ang mahal mo sa piling ng iba, huwag kang malungkot o umiyak. Isipin mo na lang na masaya siya, dahil mukhang clown ang kasama niya.

2247. If someone leaves you, don't dare cry. Just smile and be happy. Pero bago mo siya tuluyang palayain, ibulong mo ito sa kanya, "Maganda ako. Pasalamat ka pinatulan kita, gago!"

2248. Kapag sinabi sa iyo ng mahal mo na ayaw na nya sa iyo, hayaan mo lang. Huwag kang iiyak at magpakagago! Imbis na iyakan mo sya, ngitian mo na lang at sabihin mo ang ganito, "So, paano? Bye na! Naghihintay na ang kapalit mo!"

2249. Yung isang tao dyan, hindi man lang nagpaparamdam, di mo alam kung busy o baka galit sayo. Isip ka ng isip, nag-aalala ka na, pero parang wla lng sa kanya. Di pa yan makokonsensya. Kahit miscol lang po!!

2250. Kapag iniwan ka ng mahal mo, huwag mo siyang sisihin! Kausapin mo siya ng harap-harapan at sabihin mong, "Ingat, tanga ka pa naman!"

Contributors:
2201, 2207, 2227: Joan
2202-2204, 2212-2217, 2228-2236: Asha (+63917898***7)
2205-2206, 2221-2225: Eroica
2208: Precious (+88691023***4)
2209-2210, 2218-2219: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2211: Abet (+63917866***0)
2220: Toni (+63919862***8)
2226: Arnel
2237-2238: Tekla
2239-2250: Lhen (+63928299***6)

Apr 14, 2007

text messages 2151 - 2200

2151. May God impart His richest blessings unto our heart. Love that keeps His presence near and faith that conquers doubt and fear. Good morning!

2152. Many times, we do not have all the answers to why things happen. Nonetheless, we must continue to walk by faith. Instead of looking for explanations, we can pause and listen to the Father's voice saying, "Trust Me."

2153. Life's battle don't always go to the stronger or faster ones, because sooner or later, the one who wins is the one who's heartbeat says, "With God, I can!" Good morning!

2154. Those who appear in your life, whether to help or to harm, are all given by God. Meet all of them with a peaceful heart, but with a warrior's spirit. You will fail many times, but in failing, you will learn, and in learning, you will find your way. God bless!

2155. God give gifts of love thru people like you. May all your days be as special as the memories you create in the hearts of those you touch and cared for.

2156. God will shower you graces more than you expected, simply because you never asked for them. It's the people around you, like me, who wished them for you. Happy Easter!

2157. Praying for you is my way of saying, "You are dear to me." I ask God to pour what's best for you and what will make you happy, today and everyday. Good morning!

2158. There are things we regret - words we wish had gone unsaid, starts that had bitter endings, chances we threw away, roads we should've never taken, signs we didn't see, hearts we hurt needlessly, and wounds we wish we could mend. But life gets that much harder, the past can't be rewritten but it can make you stronger. Be thankful for every change life has thrown you, for every break in your heart, for every scar. Some pages were turned, some bridges were burned, but you had lessons learned. Good morning!

2159. Never get discouraged when things do not measure to your expectations. Always remember that the greatest glory in life is not winning but rising everytime we fall!

2160. Everything that happened once may never happen again. But everything that happens twice will sure happen the third time. - Arab Proverb. Think about it.

2161. The heart remembers all special moments when kindness made the difference. May the kindness you often give return to you in countless special ways. Good night!

2162. The most hurtful kind of lies are the ones delivered by the people you care about the most. It makes you doubt everything you know and makes you wonder why you care so much and worst of all, it puts you in the position of deciding whether to tell them you know they're lying or act like you're too dull to even know the difference. Keep this in mind the next time you lie to someone who cares about you, because more often than not, they know and it hurts a lot!

2163. Words to live by: Just say what you mean and mean what you say. Don't expect someone to read your mind and don't play games with heads or hearts. Don't tell half truths and expect trust.

2164. Silence doesn't always mean yes, it may also mean no but it's better left unsaid. Anger doesn't always mean hatred, it could just be a means of coping with. Laughter doesn't always mean happiness, sometimes, it is just a mask. Tears doesn't always mean sorrow, it may also be an outlet of joy. Staying away doesn't always mean it's the end, it may also mean the best beginning. And life, though it's so complex, is always beautiful. See life on the other side.

2165. Value persons while you still have them. Because you'll never know till when they will stay in your life. You may get tired of having them, but at least be thankful they never get tired of having you.

2166. A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter, that's why I'll treasure the friendship between us. Thanks a lot!

2167. Friendship? It's about laughing at same things. It's about really being understood. It's about unconditional acceptance. It's about picking up where you left off. It's simply about us.

2168. Love should be stronger than pride. So when you love someone, tell them and never let go. Because love is a gift, not an obligation. Follow your heart and always love the person you really love.

2169. We have to realize that love is not enough to make a relationship work. We need trust, respect, time, effort and total commitment. If a person doesn't show respect, doesn't earn your trust and can't keep a promise, then no matter how many times they say, "I love you," those words will be empty. Take time to listen to what they don't say. Take time to look at what they don't show. Because there are secrets hidden beneath their words. So don't let passion but wisdom decide for you. Love wisely because it is never easy to love and get hurt.

2170. Sometimes, the risk of letting go is the only incredible thing one could do to know who's willing enough to look stupid just to come back.

2171. Sometimes, we just got to stop crying, get out of bed, fix our hair, get out and look pretty. You may or may not pretend to be over him, but just keep in mind that he just unhooked the biggest fish he has ever caught! =D - Carrie Bradshaw.

2172. This hurts: "Should I smile because we're friends? or should I cry because that's all we'll ever be?"

2173. Scientists have proven that human minds are linked with each other thru neuron activities. So, if you're thinking of someone all day long without any reason at all, that person is probably thinking of you too, in any sense. - Time Magazine (Fiction to Reality)

2174. It is not destiny that determines love, it is choice. Our so-called destiny is a lie. Relationships last long not because they're destined to last long. Relationships last long because two brave people made a choice - to keep it, to fight for it, and to work for it. Meanwhile, other relationships fail not because they're destined to fail. They failed because one of the two, or both, made the choice - to set each other free.

2175. The minute you think of giving up, think of the reasons why you held on so long.



2176. Two men were drinking in a bar. One insults the other saying, "I slept with your mother." No response from the other. "I slept with your mother." Whole bar is quiet now. The other man responded, "You are drunk already, let's go home, Dad."

2177. Terrorists kidnapped 10 BIR examiners and demanded P10 million or else they will burn them with gasoline. Please help with donation, I donated 100 liters.

2178. Three important stars in your life: 1. Party like a rock star. 2. Look like a movie star, and most importantly, 3. F*ck like a porn star! :D Awooo! Yeaba!

2179. Words of wisdom: Marriage is a relationship between two people in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

2180. A successful relationship requires falling in love many times with the same person, in different rooms, different bed, different positions. Huh? Ano daw??

2181. Question: What is the new definition of old age? Answer: It is when you see someone sexy and the only thing it arouses is your memory!

2182. Dog owner sent his dog to Obedience School. When dog returned, he wanted to see what it learned. Owner: Roll! (The dog didn't roll.) Shake! (The dog didn't shake.) Sit! (Still nothing.) He bring back dog to trainor. Trainor: Siguro sir, hindi nyo sinabi ng tama. Pakita ko sa iyo sir. Set! (Dog sat.) Sheek! (Dog shook hand.) Rule! (Dog rolled.)

2183. Dalawang kambal, nag-uusap sa sinapupunan: Kambal1: Anong gusto mo paglaki mo? Kambal2: Ako, gusto kong maging doktor. Para makatulong sa may sakit. Eh ikaw? Kabal1: Ako, gusto kong maging boksingero! Kambal2: Bakit naman? Kambal1: Boboksingin ko yung kalbong labas-masok dito, dinuduraan pa tayo!

2184. Inday: Huhu! Ate, si Kuya po, hinalikan ako kahapon! Misis: (bwisit) Hmp! O, ngayon?! Inday: Ngayon po? Ay, hindi pa po. Wala pa ngayon.

2185. Ang angel daw, palaging nasa tabi mo. Hindi ka iiwan hanggang huli, kaya lang, taga heaven daw sila. Huh?! Paano nangyari yun?! Eh taga-Batangas kaya ako!!

2186. Attorney: Nasaan ka ng mangyari ang rape? Suspect: Sa maisan. Attorney: Anong ginawa mo dun? Suspect: Tumae. Attorney: Ilang hakbang ka mula sa krimen? Suspect: Meron bang tumatae na pahakbang-hakbang?

2187. Ma'am: Class, sino ang gustong pumunta sa langit? (Lahat nagtaas ng kamay maliban kay Juan.) Ma'am: Bakit Juan, ayaw mo bang pumunta sa langit? Juan: Sabi kasi ni Nanay, uwi agad ako, gagabihin ba tayo?

2188. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating? Kapag nakita mong kalahati na lang yung worm! Hehehe.

2189. Kung pangarap mong mahalin ka ng isang taong mamahalin ka ng tunay at hindi ka lolokohin, itext mo si Prospero Pichay! Pangarap nyang tuparin yang pangarap mo!

2190. Bakit daw ang utak nasa ulo at ang puso ay nasa dibdib? Simple lang, pangit kasing tingnan kapag inlove ka eh tumitibok ang noo mo at ang laswa naman na kapag nag-iisip ka eh hinihimas mo ang dede mo! Ano kaya yun? Ampanget!

2191. Kahapon, nasaktan ako nang makita ko sya, di na nya kasi ako kilala pero nang tinitigan ko syang mabuti, narealize ko, hindi ko din pala sya kilala. Kaya pala!

2192. Kring..kring. Amo: Inday, sagutin mo nga yang phone at baka kabit ng sir mo yan! Inday: Si ate talaga oh! Pinapaselos ako! (Taray!)

2193. Kung ang taong gusto mo ay mayroon nang iba, tandaan lang ang "Continental Drift Theory." Kung ang pulo nga, naghihiwalay, tao pa kaya?! How inspiring! Mwahahaha!

2194. Just remember, take care of the one you love, if you don't, somebody else will! Good day!

2195. Guys, please don't vote for Joker, kasi, kaaway ko sya. Thanks! - Batman.

2196. Mahirap magmahal ng bago, darating ang panahon, maaalala mo yung isang mahal mo. Sino bang dapat? Yung present mong mabait? O yung ex mong sobrang sarap?? Ahahay!

2197. "All the bests are taken." - Isang napakalaking kahibangan! Dahil ako ay single! Hahaha! Good morning!

2198. Anong tawag mo sa maliit na nunal? - Ismole. Ano naman ang tawag mo sa nakakatakot na pekpek? - Isp*ki! Hahaha! (Spooky!)

2199. Kung kasalanan maging masarap, kung kasalanan maging kaakit-akit, "I'm sorry." :)

2200. Unrevealed truth about boys (Attitude sa pagtetext): Kapag nanliligaw: "Lunchtime na. Kain na ikaw. Huwag ka papagutom ha. Luv u." First 3 months mag-on: "Baby, kumain ka na? Kain ka na ha? Luv u." 4 to 8 months: "Baby, kakain muna ako, kain ka na rin. Luv u." 9 to 13 months: "Baby, gutom na ako. Kain muna ako." 14 months and above: "Eh sa hindi ako makapagreply dahil kumakain ako eh! Alangan namang kumakain yung tao tapos nagtetext nang nagtetext!" :)

Contributors:
2151, 2165, 2189: Tekla
2152-2153: Irish
2154-2155, 2163, 2166-2169: Joan
2156-2157: Abet (+63917866***0)
2158-2161, 2181-2184: Asha (+63917898***7)
2162, 2170-2180, 2190-2200: Eroica
2164: Arnel
2185-2188: Anonymous (+63920240***0)

Apr 5, 2007

text messages 2101 - 2150

2101. A father was reading a newspaper. He didn't want to be disturbed by his little so he cut out a map of the world, tore it to pieces and gave it to her to assemble. After a while, she returned to him with the map all in perfect order, every piece in its place. The surprise father said, "Honey, you don't know anything about geography, so how did you do it?" The innocent girl replied, "The picture of Jesus is at the back and I know if I had Jesus at the right place, the whole world would be perfect." Happy Easter!

2102. In our spiritual journey, there are prizes prepared not for the ones who win the race, but for those who persevere. So, keep running the race of faith and stick to God! Happy Easter!

2103. Upon waking up, what are you thinking? Problems? Money? Love life? Work? Food? Try to think this: Thank God for another day and then the rest will be fine. Good morning! Happy Easter!

2104. Not everyone may understand the way I am, some may hate me, while others will love me. For all of that, all I can say is thank you for whatever appreciation you have.

2105. If you feel a little dizzy and you are craving for something sweet all the time, I know what the problem is. You are suffering from a difficiency of Vitamin "Me".

2106. Loving has two phases. First: Loving the person because of who he/she is. Second: Loving the person despite who he/she is not. The first sparks love. The second one makes it last.

2107. Everytime I see a star, I remember you and cry. Why? Because I was under that star when I wished for you. I was happy to see you come true, but, it was also under that same star when you suddenly wished for someone new.

2108. Here's a fact: When a person cries, and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, it's happiness. But when it rolls first from the left, it's pain.

2109. Forgiveness. Give it to people who have hurt you in one way or another, intentionally or not, even if they don't ask for it. Because forgiving and letting go hastens the healing.

2110. Loving many people all at the same time is like eating candies with different flavors. It's fun because you get to taste all of them. But once you are done, and when they are all gone, can you tell which candy was the sweetest? Stop fooling around. Learn how to let things go. Know that you cannot have everything! Stick with someone who makes you happy. You only get to live once. Get rid of the other candies and do yourself a favor, stay with the one you love most.

2111. The ONE is that person who sees what a mess you can be but still wants you in her/his life.

2112. Love is not about judging nor being perfectionist. Love is about accepting, understanding, self sacrificing, and most of all, love is supposed to make you happy, not stupid.

2113. There are 73 billion people in this world. So why should I be sad without you? Well, because 72 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 999 people can't be you!

2114. Always remember two things in life: "Don't take any decisions when you are angry and don't make any promises when you are happy."

2115. Here's the truth about truth: "It hurts... so we lie." - Grey's Anatomy.

2116. Each of us represents a star in the sky; sometimes, we shine with the rest, sometimes we twinkle alone, and sometimes we fall and make someone's dreams come true.

2117. You've got to wonder why we cling to our expectations. Because the expected is what keeps us steady, standing, still, the expected is just the beginning. The unexpected is what changes our lives.

2118. Find a quiet moment today and think of all your blessings. It will be interesting to realize that good days always outnumber the bad ones. Good day!

2119. Life has great options, but you don't always have to pick what seem to be the best. Sometimes, the best and the perfect aren't always what makes you happy.

2120. It's tough to stay single in this world where everybody expects you to be with somebody. But staying single is not about having no choice, rather, it's a result of making intelligent choices! Go singles!

2121. There will be days when you get home from a party and forget what the fun was about. Have a very long and intimate conversation , yet there are still words left unspoken. Embrace your special someone, yet, never have the strength to say you care so much. Life tells us that happiness is never absolute. Seize the moment! It may never come again. =)

2122. People will adore and love you for all the good things you've done for them, but will hate you for a single mistake. That's the irony of life. - Uncle Ben of Spiderman.

2123. Do you know why it's hard to be happy? It's because we refuse to let go of the things that makes us sad.

2124. When you receive this message, send it to: 3 that you think is amazing, 2 persons you secretly hate, 2 bestfriends, 3 that you think is stupid, 3 that you always think of, 1 crush, 4 that you want to get close with, 1 that you love, 1 you idolize, 2 persons that you can't forget and 1 you wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent you this message. Bwahahaha!

2125. Boy: Daddy, how did I come into this world? Daddy: Listen carefully. Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, Dad connected to Mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from Dad's memory stick. When Dad finished uploading, we discovered we did not use a firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later, we ended up with a virus. =)



2126. I know sometimes, I'm hard to understand, hard to be with, unpredictable. But I wanna say thanks because eventhough it's hard making friends with me, still, you did!

2127. Dumating ako sa buhay mo, hindi ko alam kung napasaya kita, hindi ko alam kung nakadagdag ba ako ng problema sa iyo. Basta ako, Happy, kasi, sa buhay ko, nakilala ko ang gaya mo.

2128. When I lose someone I love, sobrang sakit. But it was then I realized, "Ok lang mawala ang taong minsan kong minahal, huwag lang ang mga kaibigan ko na lagi kong karamay!"

2129. Sa buhay, madami kang makikilalang epal, may mga ungas na dadaan, may mga jologs na mang-iiwan. Pero ok lang, nandyan ka naman, isa sa mga balahura kong kaibigan na masasabi kong "Oi, mahal ko yan!"

2130. Lungkot no? Hiwa-hiwalay na tayo. Iba na nakakasama natin. Sa landas na tatahakin ko, isa lang hinihiling ko, na sana, sa dulo ng pupuntahan ko, magkita-kita pa rin tayo. Miss you!

2131. Sa lahat ng kaibigan kong nagmahal sa akin, salamat! Sa mga lumoko sa akin, may araw din kayo! Sa mga nagpakilig sa akin, this year ulit ha! Sa mga nanira sa akin, sige lang, para sikat. Sa mga nangutang na nakalimutan na akong bayaran, may interest na yan! Sa mga nagpaiyak sa akin, iiyak din kayo! Sa mga taong nagshare ng experience sa life at advices, ganun pa rin ha? Sa taong mahal ko ngayon, mahal na mahal kita! Sa lahat ng pinagkakautangan ko, magbabayad na po! At sa bumabasa nito, ei, ingat ka palagi ha! ;)

2132. The word "Good night" doesn't really mean, "Sige, tulog na ako!" But it is in fact one of the people's shy way of saying, "Naalala kitang istorbohin before I sleep!" Good night!

2133. There's a lot more I miss about you. Not just the moments we spent, the laughs we shared or jokes we had. I'm not sure how much I miss you, but all I can say is "Nakakamiss tumawa kasama ka!"

2134. Patient: Doc, ayos yung wonder drug ah! Nakakaapat na ako ngayon! Doctor: Ano naman ang sabi ni Misis mo? Patient: Wala pa, hindi pa ako umuuwi!

2135. Man: I can identify any drink while blindfolded. (Blindfolded, he's handed some glasses) Man: Johnny Walker ito! San Miguel ito! Pweh! Ihi ito! Voice: Yes, pero kanino?

2136. What part of a man's body can turn stiff and really throbbing when in motion? Nirarayumang legs!

2137. Isang lalaki ang na-admit sa St. Luke's, sunog ang dalawang hita. Doctor: Nurse, idextrose mo, tapos antibiotic, burn cream at Viagra every 4 hours. Nurse: Viagra doc? Doctor: Para hindi sumayad yung kumot sa sugat. =)

2138. Inday: Sir, baka mahuli tayo ni Ma'am. Mr: Wala naman dito ang Ma'am mo, laging nasa office. Inday: Hindi po tama itong ginagawa natin. Mr: Baka sinabi mo na sa kanya? Inday: Ay, hindi po! Mr: Pwes, don't worry! O sige, ayusan mo ulit ako at make-upan. Gusto ko, tulad kahapon.

2139. Kung nireject ka ng taong mahal mo, huwag kang umiyak. Lumaban ka! Isama mo ako at sabay nating sabihin: "Kapangyarihan ng araw, taglay ay liwanag, kambal na lakas, kami ang Super Twins!"

2140. Alcohol solves no problems. Neither does milk. Pero buti pa ang alak, libre kung minsan. Meron na bang nagblow-out ng gatas?

2141. Ang married life. May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5:00AM. Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nagtext ng: "Huwag ka bayad ransom. Nakatakas ako. Uwi na ako!"

2142. Ang buhay, parang sandwich. Minsan masarap, minsan matamis. Pero kapag ang buhay mo ay walang lasa, isipin mo na lang, ham yan!

2143. Alam ko, friend mo lang ako, walang karapatang makialam sa desisyon mo, sa buhay mo. Pero huwag lang may makita akong luha sa mata mo! T*ngina, papatay ako! ng manok, para may pulutan tayo!

2144. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote it in the sand, but the water washed it away. So, I wrote your name everywhere. Ayun, akala nila, kandidato ka!

2145. I admire those who have real beauties, a humble and kind heart that reflects on a pretty face that makes a woman more beautiful. Stay pretty! Coz, konti na lang tayo! Hehehe.

2146. Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, ipapasok mo! Ipasagad mo! Huwag kang matakot masaktan. Dahil ang true love, mainit at masarap habang nakabaon sa puso't isipan! Hmm, ikaw ha?! Bad!

2147. When life gets you down and you feel weary, draw inspiration and strengths from these words of the great poet and philosopher, Chito Miranda: "Tama na yan, inuman na! Hoy pare ko, tumagay ka! Nanlalamig ang lalamunan, naghihintay, nag-aabang!" =)

2148. Nafeel mo na ba yung akala mo, wala lang, friends lang kayo, tropa lang. Tapos, isang araw, kausap mo sya at habang nakatitig ka, naisip mo na lang, "Hmm, parang ang sarap nya!" Hahaha!

2149. When I die, I don't want to wear anything so that when the time comes that you'll see me lying on my coffin, I want you to smile while saying, "Ito ang patay! Pang FHM!" Hehehe.

2150. Let this season of Lent remind us all that our life and our material possesions are just being lent to us. We are all passing by. We are not immigrants here. We are all pilgrims on the road. We bring nothing when we die, but we can leave behind the love we have shared, the hope we have given and the goodness we have done. May we all have a meaningful Lenten! Happy Easter!!!


Contributors:
2101, 2108-2111, 2121-2125: Eroica
2102-2107, 2115-2119, 2134-2143: Asha (+63917898***7)
2112: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
2113-2114, 2147-2148: Starfish
2120: Noreen (+63919285***1)
2126-2133, 2144-2146, 2150: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2149: Tekla