text messages 3301 - 3350

3301. Beware of me! Because if I find you, you'll never escape from me. I will be with you for the rest of my life, serving and loving you, wait and see because I love THEE.

3302. Do I have to prove my innocence? I don't need a lawyer with a high degree, because. if loving you is against the law, then you better lock me up and throw away the key.

3303. Forgive my mind for it can't forget how life began the day we met. Forgive my soul for it sees that we're really meant to be. Forgive this feeling I just can't kill and forgive my heart, it loves you still.

3304. I have dispelled love to protect my heart until one day I meet the the one. You came along and what I once protected for very long has once again yearning a new, but what can I do now that I’m falling in love with you?

3305. I love you without knowing how. I love you without knowing when. I love you without knowing why. I love you eventhough to you, I'm just a friend. :(


3306. Knowing you has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I'd have to let you go. I would find a million reasons to make you stay.

3307. Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind. For the mind easily forget but the heart remembers.

3308. I like you because you're my friend and because you're my friend, I care and because I care, I love you. I don't love you because you're my friend, I love you because I do.

3309. H()RT, what would you add to these letters? "EA" or "U" ? If "EA", you'll get a heart, and if "U", you'll get a hurt, so what would you pick? For me, it's better to get hurt than have a heart without "U".

3310. Don't be too good, I might miss you. Don't be too caring, I might like you. Don't be so sweet, I might fall. It's hard for me to fall when you won't love me after all.

3311. Love is a two way street, it can't survive with only one person's love no matter how strong that love is.

3312. A bottle of wine may not be intoxicating but a single drop of true love intoxicates.

3313. You don't love someone because she is beautiful; she is beautiful because you love her.

3314. The mind is what should listen, but it is the heart that should speak.

3315. Love is giving someone the ability to hurt you but trusting them not to!

3316. Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.

3317. Don’t blame me for falling in love with you, I didn’t asked for that and it was never my intention. But if you start falling in love with me, then blame me all you want because I’ve been wishing for that since the day I met you.

3318. Inside I admired you, inside I cherished your every way, inside I loved you and still inside I cry because I know it's only inside that I can have you.

3319. All of us have an ideal perfect person in mind, but we often end up with someone totally opposite, but still very much perfect for us.

3320. I chose to love you in silence for in silence, I find no rejection. I chose to adore you in my loneliness for in my loneliness, no one owns you but me.

3321. One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing the things that others say you cannot do.

3322. If you think something is right just because everyone else believes it, you are not thinking.

3323. It is better to die for something than to live for nothing.

3324. The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay cause love isn't love until you give it away.

3325. There's nothing between you and I, right? Why not put love? so it will become I "love" you.

3326. The heart is a big treasure box where you put all your cherished thoughts, dozen praises, truths, love, hopes and everything that's important to you and that's where I'm keeping you.

3327. I asked for a candle he gave me the sun. I asked for a spotlight he gave me the moon. I asked for light he gave me the sky I asked for an angel he gave me you.

3328. The next cruel thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall inlove with him when he doesn't intend to catch her fall.

3329. What sexual position will produce a gorgeous baby? Ask my parents!

3330. It's better to lose your pride to the one you love than lose your love one to your useless pride.

3331. It's nice to start the day with a smile on your way but it's nicer to start this day when your smile meets my way.

3332. You make me smile for no reason whatsoever, you make me laugh at the unfunniest things but most of all you make me love you when I shouldn't be loving you at all.

3333. It's funny that when a person recalls his embarrassing moments, he laughs but when he reminisces his happy times, he cries.

3334. Do not trust your friend too much, don't hate your enemy too much, your friend will most likely become your enemy and your enemy will probably become your friend.

3335. It is ok to kiss a fool and it is ok to let a fool kiss you but never let a kiss fool you.

3336. You can only walk beside me in one condition, you better hide your wings or everyone will know you're my angel.

3337. Love is not about making someone's life complete but instead it's about making someone realize that they were already complete right from the very start.

3338. With you it's not like I'm running towards the goal looking for a way to score, with you it's like I've already won.

3339. Some people complain to God for putting thorns on the rose but some praise Him for putting a rose among the thorns.

3340. When torn between two lovers don't choose the one who makes your heart flatter but the one who fills it with laughter coz the excitement will just fade away but the smile in your heart will always stay.

3341. Do not lose your health getting wealthy or you'll soon lose your wealth trying to get healthy again.

3342. I have heard from the phone company, the water company, and electric company, but I haven't heard from you, too bad coz it's your company I love the most.

3343. Accidents do happen, I slip, I trip, I stumble and fall, usually I don't mind it at all but now I don't know what to do coz I slipped and fell in love with you.

3344. I wished on a star one night, wished to have a friend I will love for life, days passed and I started to cry, I didn't know that my wish came true coz the person I wished for was you.

3345. Don't ask the sun to always shine, the clouds exist, don't ask the leaves not to fall, the wind exists, don't ask me to just forget, I can't, you exist.

3346. When you are running after the person you love and you're too busy to notice me running after you, don't mind me. But when you stumble and fall, take my hand and let me be the one to help you get up again.

3347. I look at you and I realize just how much you've been a part of my life, how special you are and how much you've made me happy. I look at you and I realize that heaven must be missing an angel.

3348. Love is a contradiction, it's hard to find but easy to lose, makes you feel good but hurts so bad, opens your eyes but makes you blind, fills up your heart then tears it apart.

3349. Never ask why the heart is red, the sky is blue, the cloud is white cause it's like asking why of all people it's you I care about.

3350. Beauty may only be skin deep but men aren't interested in what your bones look like. :)

Contributor
3301-3350: Asha (via e-mail)

text messages 3251 - 3300

3251. Leave something for God but never leave God for something. Because in life, something will leave you, but God will always be there for you.

3252. God hides from us the things that we are not yet ready to receive. That's why when we try to get it ourselves, we end up with the second best. Just pray and wait.

3253. Life is an adventure of faith in God, full of surprises yet fulfilling, full of tests yet satisfying, and full of trials yet strengthening. Good morning!

3254. A painting of Christ knocking on a cottage door was critically examined by the artist friend to look for any mistakes in it. No one could find anything but admiration. Finally, a young artist found a basic mistake. "You forgot to paint the door handle or lock on the door." "My friend," the artist remarked, "when Christ knocks on the door of your house, it can only be opened from the inside." Good evening!

3255. Whenever you don't understand what's happening in your life, you just have to close your eyes, take a deep breath and say, "Lord, I know it's your plan, just help me thru it."


3256. Not all people can understand the way I am, some may hate me while some will love. But for all of these, I still love the way I am because I don't want to pretend as someone just to flatter anyone.

3257. Learn to apologize when the situation calls for it. Don't allow little issues to get out of hand. Stop thinking of yourself sometimes. Lower your pride and mean your apology. You'll be amazed how the words "I'm sorry" can mean much to someone in pain; much more if you're the reason for the hurt.

3258. The special reason for living is life itself. Finding it complicated, difficult and unfair is merely a part of it, and life would never be complete without it. Because life is like a chocolate, without a piece of bitterness, its sweetness would be useless.

3259. It's funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.

3260. Best age is encourage. Best mile is smile. Best stand is understand. Best end is friend. Best day is today. May God keep you happy and safe everyday.

3261. Life is like posing for pictures, we pose the way we want to be seen by others, but stolen shots are better. They capture who we really are.

3262. Learn. But always learn with other people by your side. Don't be alone in the search because if you take a wrong step, you'll have no one there to help put you right. - Paulo Coelho (The Witch of Portobello)

3263. Belief, hard work, and love - you have those things. you can do anything. - For One More Day.

3264. It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied tha a fool satisfied. - John Stuart Mill

3265. Value things while you still can because you'll never know when they'll be gone. You can always fight for it but what if it's too late? That's when you realize your life is missing a piece and that piece will remain missing forever.

3266. A joke and a truth are not mutually exclusive. Sometimes, the best jokes are true and the best truth are jokes.

3267. The happiest people are those having the most simple lives and the least stressful lifestyles. Let us learn to simplify things. For simplicity is not just beauty. It is a blessing.

3268. If you're shopping for a happy ending and you couldn't find one, buy a new beginning instead.

3269. Happy thoughts remove life's pressures. They have healing powers and uplift spirits. They lead to blissful lives. Think happy today! God bless.

3270. Sometimes I wonder why sunset is more beautiful than sunrise. I guess it's an irony of life. Sometimes, better things could really happen saying goodbye.

3271. One of the reasons why people get so sentimental is because memories are the only things that don't change when everything else does.

3272. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing on the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

3273. I know it's impossible that we'll always be together. But that doesn't mean we can't have a quantified laughs together, you know. I'll take whatever you can give cause I'm just happy to be with you.

3274. You'll never know how much you needed your friends until you look back along the rope and realized how many knots they tied to keep you from falling.

3275. My life is not really perfect, not so wonderful, but I have reasons to be happy because there are persons like you who's been good to me.

3276. Some of us are so busy now, forwarded messages are not merely just messages sent, but with it, goes a secret note saying I remember you still.

3277. Sometimes, you have to put walls up around you, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

3278. People always think that the most painful thing is losing the one you love in your life. The truth is, the most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, forgetting that you are special too.

3279. It is so much easier to say that you don't love someone than try to explain to everyone all the reasons why you still do.

3280. Sometimes, when I'm alone, I can't help but think of all the things I've done in the past. I go out with my friends to drink and got drunk. Some people would ask why would I waste my money buying alcoholic drinks because it brings nothing and can ruin my life. They may be right and they may not understand the importance of drinking alcohol. But for me, those drinking sessions, I've found real friendship. We talked, we laughed, and we even started building dreams. That's the essence of drinking!

3281. Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you that you've got rabies. Patient: Please give me a piece of paper and pencil. Doctor: You don't have to write your will. Patient: No, I want to make a list of people to bite.

3282. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot.

3283. In this world, every wife is a mistress to her husband. 1 hour of miss and 23 hours of stress.

3284. The secret of life is happiness. The secret of happiness is love. The secret of love is sacrifice. The secret of sacrifice is to obey your wife.

3285. They say I look good. I say, I taste even better! Hahaha!

3286. The Americans said: We felt and experienced pain and hardship since the 9/11. The Filipino said: We also felt and experienced that. When? The Americans ask. The Filipino said: Since 4/11. (The height of GMA).

3287. My doctor put me on a seafood diet. Now, I only eat when I see food.

3288. Lalaki, umuwi at nakita ang asawa na nakasexy lingerie. Wife: Itali mo ako, tapos, gawin mo ang nais mo. Itinali ng lalaki ang asawa, tapos, nag DOTA sya!

3289. The Philippines is overpopulated because: ayaw ng birth control, walang death penalty, daming jobless kaya babad kama, dami lasing kaya ganda lagi misis.

3290. Minsan ba, nakikita mo akong kausap ang sarili ko? Ngayon, malabo mo na yung makita. Kasi, nag-away kami. Parang tanga kasi!

3291. Sa isang school. Boy: Tapos ka na ba sa exam mo? Girl: Bakit naman? Boy: Wala lang. Para ako naman ang sagutin mo.

3292. Words to live by: Whenever I feel like working, I lie down until the feeling is gone. Katamaran at its best!

3294. Ang tunay na kagandahan at kagwapuhan ay hindi nakikita sa pisikal na anyo ng isang tao kundi nasa puso! Yan! Yan ang paniniwala ng mga panget! Tayo, quiet lang.

3295. Makabagong kasabihan, kagandahan edition: Para sa magaganda: Aanhin mo ang ganda, kung wala ka namang papa. Para sa gustong magpaganda, retokada: Kung gusto mong maglandi, tiisin mo ang hapdi. Para sa mga feeling maganda: Talbog ang matigas na tinapay sa tigas ng mukha ng nagmamagandang inday. Para sa mga walang ganda: Mabait man daw at magaling, ang chaka-chaka pa rin.

3296. There are two reasons why people change: either tapos na maligo, or basa na ng pawis.

3297. Erap (nageexercise): 1234 Amen, 5678 Amen, 8765 Amen, 4321 Amen! Jinggoy: Dad, bakit may pa Amen, Amen pa kayo? Erap: Kasi, sabi ng doctor ko, exercise religiously.

3298. Malas daw si GMA sa letrang J. Jose Miguel Arroyo, Joseph Estrada, Jocjoc Bolante, Joey de Venecia, Jose de Venecia, Jun Lozada. Hindi pa kasama dun ang hamburJer ni Abalos!

3299. Today, when you feel like nobody loves you and when you feel like everyone is against you, don't panic! Pito na kayo nina GMA, FG, Defensor, Neri, Atienza, Abalos at Razon!

3300. Lozada: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Intsik. Apostol: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Bulol. Joker Arroyo: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Pikon. Santiago: 1/2 Pinay 1/2 Buang. Enrile: 1/2 GMA 1/2 Erap. Neri: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Pinay. Gonzales: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Linta. Razon: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Patola. Donald Dee: 1/2 Intsik 1/2 Traydor. FG: 1/2 Pork 1/2 Buwaya. GMA: 1/2 lang.

Contributors:
3251, 3257-3261, 3274, 3280-3281: Asha (+63917898***7)
3252-3254, 3266-3271, 3276-3279, 3283-3287, 3289-3297, 3299-3300: Anonymous (+63910555***9)
3255, 3272: Nicely
3256: Vahnrey (+63919227***5)
3262-3265, 3288: Eroica (+63917808***9)
3273: Dudai (+63920209***2)
3275, 3298: Anonymous (+63920801***3)
3282: Ariel (277001010***2)

text messages 3201 - 3250

Happy Valentine's Day to all the readers and subscribers of Textmates!

3201. When these days are gone, when the little love you once feel for me slowly fades away, when your smile and laugh is only here as a dream, and when the words "I love you" are scripts of the past, I'll always have the memories that were once moments, and I'll always know that no matter what, I got the chance to love you the best way I can.

3202. A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.

3203. Even if a day should go by when I don't say "I love you", may there never be a moment that goes by without you knowing that I do.

3204. Death can't kill what is not measured by time. I will love you forever, and when I die, whatever part of me is left, will love you, far beyond eternity.

3205. If I have to count reasons why I love you and why I'm so in love with you, I would have to count forever.

3206. How can I promise forever when tomorrow is so far away from me? How can I ease the pain when I have a bleeding heart inside of me? How can I forget someone like you when your name etched so deep within me?

3207. If it's meant to be, even if we let each other go, our hearts will find each other even when we part ways. And if our hearts melt together so will our bodies and soul. Then, every word and every touch will fuel our passion flame. I'll be yours, you'll be mine, and we'll be one till the end of time.

3208. What is LOVE? Some say it could conquer the world. Others say you will lose yourself, completely blind. But have you ever wondered what's behind those letters L.O.V.E.? I would say, it's a reminder. There's an L because man could not live without Love, there's an O for you wouldn't be able to spell your w_rld without it, there's V since you make yourself Vulnerable to things that they call moments, and E, to tell us the reason of our Existence.

3209. Question: What is the difference between love and a pack of cigarettes? Answer: Both of them can make you sick, but at least, the cigarettes come with a warning!

3210. The purpose of relationships is not to have someone who might complete you, but to have someone whom yo might share your incompleteness with you!

3211. Setting someone free is the hardest thing to do, but it's not the tears you cried that makes it so hard, it's the small piece of hope left inside your heart that someday, you'll still end up together.

3212. They say that if love becomes painful, it's time to let that love go and save yourself. Just keep this in mind, you'll be able to find another love, but not another self.

3213. When you love, it doesn't matter how many times you cried, how many words you've heard, but it's how much you care and how long you're willing to sacrifice. Even if it means, taking away you own happiness.

3214. Not everything is meant to be, but everything is worth a try.

3215. They say if love becomes painful its time to let that love go and save yourself. Just keep this in mind, "You'll be able to find another love, but not another self."

3216. 6 Stages of love. Self-love. If you can't love yourself, you can't love another. Caregiving love. Love of your parents, relatives, etc. Peers love. Loving your friends. Hero worship. Not idolizing other people and realizing that we are all individuals. Love of the opposite sex. Loving the entire person, not only physical. Mature love. Final of the 6 stages will come when the other 5 are achieved and will last a lifetime.

3217. The rain falls because the sky can no longer handle its heaviness, just like the tears, it falls because the heart can no longer handle the pain.

3218. The one good thing about not seeing you is that I can write you letters but the loneliness, the pain of missing you kills me. How I wanted to be with you till my last breath.

3219. Yes, I love you. I love you more than anybody else in this world, and there is nothing that I would like better than to hold on to you forever.

3220. Some things aren't meant to be kept forever. You know you have to stop and let go when things aren't going right, and everything you did is unappreciated. Remember, it is wiser to be alone and trying to be happy than be with someone who do nothing while you do everything.

3221. One day, when I had the guts I told him, "I love you." He answered, "Am I asking you?" I replied, "I'm willing to wait." He replied, "Did I ask you to wait?" With unshed tears I turned back but he called me, "Where are you going?" I said, "I'm leaving." He asked, "Why are you leaving? I didn't ask you to leave me or ask you to wait, all I know is that I love you too. Isn't that enough reason for you to stay?"

3222. Fixing someone's broken heart is much more like treating a sickness, no matter how hard you try, if you're not the right medicine, you can never cure the pain!

3223. Friends make us brave when we are afraid , make us strong when are are weak, but most of all, they teach us to hold on when tears keep on falling.

3224. Don't count your friends on a sunny day, when the sky is blue and smiles come so easily. Instead, wait for a storm, when the day grows cold and dark, and laughter is not heard in your heavy heart. Then, when a friend stands beside you, and lifts your spirits to the sky, you know that they deserve the name friend. God bless.

3225. There was a bad guy who fall in love to a good girl. The guy really love the girl so much that he will do things just to make the girl happy. The girl told the guy to stop all his rumble and the guy command it. One day, the girl heard the news about the rumble, and she say the guy bloody and dying, the girl cried but the guy smile and said, Hindi ako lumaban, kasi, baka magalit ka.

3226. Ang pagmamahal, hindi natin pinipilit. Hindi rin ito sinasadya. Hindi kayang diktahan. Hindi natin basta ginusto na lang. Dahil kung kontrolado natin ito, magmamahal ba tayo ng taong sasaktan lang tayo?

3227. Gaano kaimposibleng mahalin ka ng taong mahal mo na nagmamahal ng iba? Ganito... para kang nag-aantay ng paparahing dyip sa istasyon ng tren.

3228. A guy gave 3 roses to his girlfriend. The girl said, "Oh, babe, you're so romantic, why do you gave me 3 roses?" The boy said, "Kasi, hindi pwede bumili ng isa lang, tatlo sampu talaga!" Hehehe.

3229. Ikaw, naranasan mo na bang magmahal ng isang taong gagawin ang lahat. Lahat lahat. Mawala ka lang sa buhay nya? Tsk. tsk. Sakit no?

3230. Pagiging single ay masarap. Solo mo ang oras mo. Nakakaipon ka. Walang dumadagdag sa problema. Di ka obligado magtext. Ang pagiging single, talagang masarap. Pero hindi ko sinabing masaya.

3231. Bunso: Inay, tingnan no po ang drawing ko oh. Inay: WOw! Ang galing namang magdrawing ng monkey ng bunso ko. Bunso: Inay, kayo po iyan!

3232. Curfew: Hanggang 10pm lang dapat sa daan. Ang mahuhuli, babarilin. Officer: 9:45 pa lang, bakit mo sya binaril? Sundalo: Alam ko po ang bahay nya, hindi sya aabot. :)

3233. Bading singing Nescafe: A cock in hand makes me feel so right. A cock in hand so good so right, one moment, one s*x sa pwet. Kinanta mo noh?

3234. During cremation, all the relatives stood in silence. Everybody was silent till the child suddenly asked out of curiosity, "Ma, hindi pa ba luto?"

3235. Bawat tao, iba magmahal. May tunay, may salawahan, may nang-iiwan, may todo bigay. Iba iba man ang paraan, wala akong pakialam. Dahil wala akong love life!

3236. Lito Lapid: Why did you write me such a long speech? The people were bored. Secretary: Sir, I gave you a 20-minute speech, plus the two duplicate copies you wanted.

3237. A social study has concluded that a woman's ultimate fantasy is having two men at a time! In the fantasy, one cooks while the other cleans the house. Hehehe.

3238. Amo: O, bakit nakahubad ka? Inday: Sabi po sa cookbook, "Serve without dressing."

3239. Doctor: 6 months na lang ang buhay mo! Mag-asawa ka na ng pangit at bungangera. Lalaki: Gagaling ba ako? Doctor: Hind, pero at least, gugustuhin mo nang mamatay.

3240. Man and wife out on African safari when suddenly, a lion sprang out of nowhere and dragged wife with its jaw. Wife: Shoot! Shoot! Husband: I can't! Wala na akong film!

3241. Nanay: Langya! Anak, buntis ka? Anak: Opo, inay. Nanay: Sinong may gawa nyan? Anak: Inay, project po ito tungkol sa miracle of life. Nanay: Putrages, kahit sinong Poncio Pilato ang bumuntis sa iyo, ipakukulong ko! Sabihin mo, Sino?! Anak: Nay, Marami mo eh. Group project.

3242. Tandaan. Hindi lahat ng maganda, may boyfriend. Ang iba sa kanila, may betlog! Promise!

3243. I was once asked by a curious 4 year old boy. A question that made my jaw drop and leave me puzzled till this time. The boy said, "Ano po ang animal sound ng giraffe?"

3244. Ngayong valentine's day: Blue roses for lovers, white chocolates for crushes, pink balloons for friendships. Most of all, for loveless, red... Redhorse!

3245. Patient: Magkano ang magpaface-lift? Doctor: Complete treatment, P145000. Patient: Ang mahal! Ano ba ang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata? Doktor: Eto, tsupon, P20 lang.

3246. Doctor teaching medical students. Doctor: The first thing you must learn is to remove your fear. (He inserted his finger in the anus of the corps and licked it.) Doctor: Now, you do it. All students did as the doc had shown. Doctor: Next is that you must be observant. How many of you noticed that I used my middle finger but licked my index finger? Hehehe.

3247. If someone asks me what friendship is, I would stand next to you, smile at you, wrap my arms around you and proudly say, "Uy, ano daw sabi nya? English eh."

3248. Don't be unhappy if all your dreams never come true, just be thankful that your nightmares don't too.

3249. BF: Sinapak ko yung nakasalubong ko, sabihin ba naman na mukha akong magsasaka kapag katabi kita? GF: Huwag ka na magalit, marangal naman ang magsasaka. Bakit ba nya yun sinabi? BF: Kasi, mukha ka raw kalabaw! GF: Asan ba yun at papatayin ko!!!

3250. Son to dying father: Itay, ano po ba ang gusto nyo, magpalibing ba o magpacremate? Ama: Ikaw na ang bahala anak, isurprise mo na lang ako!


Contributors:
3201-3207, 3218-3219. Dudai (+63920209***2)
3208-3213, 3215-3217, 3223, 3231-3244: Asha (+63917898***7)
3214, 3228, 3246: Irish (+63910568***9)
3220, 3227, 3229-3230: Eroica (+63917808***9)
3221, 3247: Anonymous (+63920432***6)
3222: Anonymous (+62906546***7)
3245: Tekla (+63910500***8)
3248-3250: Anonymous (+63910555***9)

text messages 3151 - 3200

Finally after almost 2 months, an update! Sorry for the temporary hiatus. Just got lazy encoding all these text messages. Will try to update this as often as I can. So busy with my work eh. :) Hope you enjoy these!

3151. To you, I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the loyal opposition. - Woody Allen.

3152. I asked God to give me happiness. God said, "No. I give you blessings. Happiness is up to you." Good morning!

3153. 5 Fingers Of Prayer: 1) Your thumb is nearer to you, so pray for those who are closest to you. 2) Pointing finger: Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal. 3) Tallest finger: Pray for our leaders, they need God's guidance. 4) Ring finger: Weakest finger, so pray for those who are weak, troubled or in pain. 5) Little finger: the smallest - to remind you to pray for yourself. Please forward and share to people you care about.

3154. May God put you on His lap tonight and take all the tiredness and pain brought by the busy day and may You sleep tight under His care. Good night! God bless.

3155. A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everyone around brighten into smiles. May God bring back to you all the happiness you've given to others. Take care.

3156. Throw your worries to the wind and let them fly to God. In the end, it is He alone who guides the wind to breeze joy and love back to you! Nice day!

3157. Let the blessings of God flow in your life like springs of living water or rivers that never run dry. God cares for you today, tomorrow and forever.

3158. As memory may be a paradise from which we cannot be driven, it may also be a hell from which we cannot escape.

3159. Be energetic. Never tell yourself, "I am tired." The more you accept that thought, the more exhausted you'll become. Life is a matter of perspective. Either you complain because roses have thorns or you rejoice because thorns have roses. It all depends on how you look at it. God bless!

3160. Some thoughts to ponder: 1. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 2. What other people think of you is none of your business. 3. Time heals almost everything in time. 4. No one is in charge of yo happiness except you. 5. Don't compare your life to others, you have no idea what their journey is all about.

3161. We cannot change reality but we can change the eyes that see reality. Let us see the good, the true and the beautiful in life. Have a pleasant night!

3162. A good person is like a lighthouse. It doesn't ring bells and fire guns to call attention to its luminance. It simply shines, just like you.

3163. The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core strength within you that survives all hurt.

3164. A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

3165. As I started to picture the trees in the storm, the answer began to dawn on me. The trees in the storm don't try to stand up straight and tall and erect. They allow themselves to bend and be blown with the wind. They understand the power of letting go. Those trees and those branches that try to stand up strong and straight are the ones that break. Now is not the time for me to be strong, or, I too, will break.

3166. It is not easy to live life sometimes and face the world with a smile when you're crying inside. It takes a lot of courage to reach down inside yourself, hold on to that strength that's still there and know that tomorrow is a new day with new possibilities. But if you can just hold on long enough to see this through, you'll come out a new person - stronger, with more understanding and with a new pride in yourself, from knowing you made it.

3167. To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is to risk failure. But risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.

3168. We must learn to let go, to give up, to make room for the things we have prayed for and desired. - Charles Fillmore

3169. It's not how big your sin is. It doesn't matter if you're a thief, a rapist, a murderer, a cheater or a liar. The point is: You committed a sin! Ouch!

3170. We are who we are. People don't change. - Estelle, Great Expectations.

3171. You will make me safe, and you will make me close, and rains will make the flowers grow. - Eponine, Les Miserables.

3172. There are two types of people: Those who come in and say, "Well, here I am." and those who come in and say, "Hey, there you are!" Who are you?

3173. In a relationship, it's not difficult to use your brain over the heart. If you find yourself capable of getting involved with someone because you use your brain, it means one thing, you aren't in love with the person. Because when you love someone, it's almost impossible to control your heart and tell it to let the mind handle the relationship. And the same is also true that when you can't use your brain because the heart rules over, it means that you are definitely, positively in love. So good luck to both your brain and heart.

3174. He slept the summer by my side, he filled my days with endless wonders, he took my childhood in stride, but he was gone when autumn came. - Les Miserables.

3175. If the person you are destined to love is not yours to have, or rather the person you have chosen to love can never be yours, stay away from him. Go on, free him and have him live the way he should be but never stop loving him there inside your heart where only you can have him. Buildings collapse, we die, but true and real love lives forever.

3176. If I have to choose between the one who loves me the most and the one I love the most, I'd rather go for the person who loves me the most because I can learn to love that person as our relationship goes on but I can never teach the person I love the most to love me the way it should. So sad and painful but true, have to willingly admit realities.

3177. The way to find out if you really love someone or not is by talking to them. The more you talk to them, the more you either hate them or love them. - Brad Breitenstein

3178. Love is something far more than the desire for sexual intercourse. It is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives. - Bertrand Russel

3179. Love was only a myth, I thought, and true love, lasting love, was just a lie told by poets; then you came along unexpectedly to prove I was wrong.

3180. To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being love by someone deeply gives you courage.

3181. I never thought that I could fall in love this way; a way that nobody does.

3182. Confucious says: Choose a woman with small hands. So when she holds your peni$, it will look big!

3183. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but never realized that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes!

3184. I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.

3185. What's the difference between small peni$ and big peni$? Answer: Big penis: Ah, ah, ah, ah! Small penis: Ha, ha, ha, ha!

3186. He who laughs last is generally the last one to get the joke. - Terry Cohen

3187. I used to be an atheist but I quit, they don't have holidays!

3188. If you talk to God, they call you religious. If God talks to you, they call you psychotic. - Dr. House.

3189. Can you imagine a world without men? No crimes and lots of happy fat women! - Nicole Hollander

3190. Everything has been figured out, except how to live - Jean Paul Sartre

3191. Man marries mute girl, he says, "We must work out a code. If I want sex, I'll stroke your left breast. Reply by pulling my peni$. Once for YES, and 150 times for NO.'

3192. If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

3193. It is a scientific fact that 1 out of 3 people is ugly. Look at the person at your left and right. If they are good looking, you're in big trouble!

3194. Woman carrying sick baby boy to doctor. Doctor: Is he bottle fed? Woman: Breast fed doc. (Doc squezees woman's breast.) Doc: That's why he's sick, you don't have milk. Woman: Yaya ako Doc! YAYA!

3195. According to health and science, sex and laughter are good for the heart, except when your partner is laughing at you during sex, that is bad for the heart!

3196. Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white? Mom: Listen son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking.

3197. Sometimes, I feel like a cup of coffee. A little bitter, a little sweet, but oh so hot!

3198. I hate liquor and I hate men. To me, they are my enemies! But then again, God said, "Love your enemies." So, what can I do? Disobey God? Amen.

3199. Difference between knowledge and wisdom. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable. Wisdom is knowing not to include it in a fruit salad.

3200. Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones to make! Try a different one each day!

Contributors:
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3153-3155, 3158-3162, 3182-3185, 3191-3200: Asha (+63917898***7)
3156: Nicely
3157: Anonymous
3163-3168, 3175-3181: Dudai (+63920209***2)

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3101. People may not reward you or thank you for your actions, but when Christ is your reason for serving, you receive an even greater blessing in return.

3102. If you are continually being defeated by everything you face, your heart has departed from God. Examine your heart. Choose to listen to God, then obey what He tells you. No matter what you face, you will experience victory! God bless.

3103. The hands of God draw you close, hold you near and embrace you forever. May your heart be assured today of how very precious You are to Him. Good evening!

3104. The seeds of greatness are in you. God never created you to be nobody but a real somebody. He values you so much and loves you more than you ever know. Blessed Sunday ahead!

3105. Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on a fool's back. - Japanese proverb.

3106. Here comes another time for rest, time for dreams. Hope you wake up tomorrow with the spirit more promising than today! Good night!

3107. Life is a mixture of sunshine and rain, teardrops and laughter, pleasure and pain. Just remember, there was never a cloud that the sun couldn't shine through.

3108. The Don'ts to Remember: Don't wait for time. Make it. Don't wait for love. Feel it. Don't wait for money. Earn it. Don't wait for the path. Hack it. Don't wait for opportunity. Create it. Don't go for less. Get the best. Don't compare. Be unique. Don't avoid failure. Use it. Don't dwell on mistakes. Learn from them. Don't back down. Go around. Don't close your eyes. Open your mind. Don't run from life. Embrace and enjoy it. Don't just read this. Share it!

3109. Why Math has been hated by some? Because it requires them to think and forces them to give the correct and exact value. Because it has a clear distinction of right and wrong. Most people love to speak about any issue but hate to accept that they're wrong. That's the beauty of Math. Right is right and wrong is wrong.

3110. Competence goes beyond words. It's the ability of the leader to say it, plan it and do it in such a way that others know that you know how, and know that they want to follow. - J. Maxwell.

3111. We met each other by chance, become friends by choice, still friends by decision, and when we say friends forever, that's definitely a lifetime. Promise! Friends forever?

3112. As a kid, I loved big gifts. But I bloomed learning that the best gifts come in small boxes. Like you, I may just have a litle time with you, but your gift of friendship is the one I'm thankful for.

3113. As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heaven to shower you lots of love, happiness and make your day a truly meaningful one. Good morning.

3114. When I look back on the time we met, I realized what a blessing your existence has been. Though we haven't been spending much time together, I thank God for bringing You into my life. Good morning!

3115. It's an achievement to make a thousand friends in a lifetime. Yet, the real achievement is to keep a friend for a lifetime! Good evening.

3116. Friendship, like marriage, there are ups and downs. You just have to get through it. That's why when you need me, I'll be there, and even if you don't need me, I'll be standing still, waiting for you to be needing me again.

3117. The best love has been found in the world of friendship. It is the kind of love that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more; that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. And that's what you have given me. And that's what I'd hope to give you now and forevermore. Have a nice morning, dude!

3118. If there's some magic in this world, it must be in the attempt of understanding someone else, sharing something.

3119. Setting someone free is the hardest thing to do, but it's not tears you cried that makes it so hard, it's the small piece of hope left inside your heart that someday, you'll still end up together.

3120. When you look for a job, it shouldn't only the salary to count. We must consider the job, if that's what we want, because there's less chance you'll be efficient if you don't like what you do. Same goes in love, don't push yourself to love somebody only for the sake of having someone in your life. Otherwise, less is the chance you can work it out.

3121. The Lakehouse: What if you waited for your special someone your whole life and later on learn that no one is waiting for you? True love is worth taking chances for. Sometimes, you don't know why things work out, they just do.

3122. Someone said to me, "I love you." I sneezed, then I replied, "Sorry, I'm allergic to talkshits and lies." :)

3123. A relationship between two persons is like a house. When a light bulb burns out, you do not go and buy a new house. You fix the light bulb!

3124. The key to succeeding in marriage is not finding the right person; it's learning to love the person you found. Sustaining love is not a passive or spontaneous experience. It takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it takes wisdom. You have to know what to do to make your marriage work. Love in marriage is a decision, not just a feeling.

3125. All relationships have this law: Never make your loved one feel alone while you are there.

3126. Love for someone sometimes doesn't worth fighting for and doesn't worth risking for, only if that someone doesn't really have no feeling of love for you at all.

3127. If a woman were to love again, she'd better pick a bachelor. Because a married man had already found his only one true love - his wife. And the only thing he could give to you is half of what he has. One half is lust and the other half is lies. Who knows you have the wrong half? But either half can do no good to you.

3128. If a married man tells you that he loves you more than his wife, think twice; but if he tells you he loves you and not his wife, better think a hundred times.

3129. You cannot really feel the yearning, the love, even if he tells you once, twice, or a hundred times, if there's no love, there's no really love.

3130. To love someone sometimes is worth taking a few steps backward (maybe even more) especially when it happens that you're not supposed to be there. To give way to the happiness of the person you love the most.

3131. You're driving a car at steady speed. On your left is a drop off and on your right is a fire engine going at same speed you are. In front is a galloping horse the same size as your car so you can't overtake. Behind is a galloping zebra. What must you do to get out of this dangerous situation? Get off the Merry-Go-Round!

3132. When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason!!! :)

3133. A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role. "Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I like best is that the customer is always wrong." :)

3134. Man: How much is the fee for an annulment? Lawyer: P100000. Man: I only paid P1000 when I got married! Lawyer: Freedom, my friend, is always expensive!

3135. Women are more verbal than men. That's why when you see an elderly couple together, it's always the man who's wearing the hearing aid.

3136. Thought of the day: Married men live longer than single men but married men are a lot more willing to die. Nyahaha! :)

3137. Thought of the day: Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.

3138. It's sad how busy we can get sometimes and forget to keep in touch with each other. But I want you to know that nothing's changed. I still look great!

3139. Ang kaibigan, parang movie! May action, may comedy, may drama, may horror at may love story! Pero kung ikaw ang bida, ahh, alam ko yan. Sure ako, scandal yan! hehehe.

3140. Romantic Acronyms: HOLLAND - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. ITALY - I Trust And Love You. LIBYA - Love Is Beautiful, You Also. CHINA - Come Here, I Need Affection. INDIA - I Nearly Died In Adoration. KENYA - Keep Everything Nice Yet Arousing. YEMEN - Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night. JAPAN - Jump And Play All Night. at ang pinakabongga, PHILIPPINES - Pumping Hot I Love It, Please, Please, I Need Erotic Stimulation!

3141. Akala ko, akin na sya. Kasi, sabi nya, mahal nya ako. Kaya akala ko, forever, kami na! Pero nung sinabi nya na ayaw na nya, narealize ko na "Kahit maganda, iniiwan din pala!"

3142. Makabagong katotohanan. Ang mayaman e palit nang palit ng cellphone. Ang medyo mayaman e palit nang palit ng cellphone cover. Ang nagmamayaman naman e palit nang palit ng ringtone!

3143. No matter how strong we hold on, still, there comes a time when we must fall. - Mula sa isang tuko.

3144. Inday: Magpapaalam na po ako. Uuwi na po ako sa probinsya. Ma'am: Nagpaalam ka na ba sa sir mo? Inday: Nauna na po sya. Doon na daw po kami titira. Bye!

3145. Beauty pageant. Judge: What if you found out your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do? Contestant: I'll still love him. (Everybody claps).. Because AIDS doesn't matter! Hirit pa kasi eh.

3146. Sa panahon na hindi ako nakakapagtext, huwag mong isipin na hindi ako nagtext. Nagtext ako, hindi lang nasend, kasi, wala akong load. Pero nagtext ako!!!

3147. Tatay: Anak, kain na, hinanda ko ang paborito mong ulam. Anak: Talaga, tay? Tatay: Hulaan mo, clue, may chop sa dulo! Anak: Ah, porkchop! Paborito ko nga! Tatay: Ketchop anak!

3148. Minsan, napadaan ako sa harap ng sobrang sweet na lovers. Ayun, nauso ang "break-up".

3149. You know, I know that he will box me that's why you know, I never self-confidence on him and box him back also that why you know it's back to back. - Manny Pacquiao.

3150. Tinatamad ka bang dalawin ang iyong loved ones sa sementeryo? Text DALAW ON at i-send sa 2666. Sila mismo ang dadalaw sa iyo. Text na! Visit my old post for more halloween text messages.


Contributors:

3101-3113, 3118-3123, 3131-3137, 3139-3145, 3147-3149: Asha (+63917898***7)
3114: Naysli
3115, 3138, 3146: Anonymous (+63920801***3)
3116-3117, 3126-3130: Dudai (+63920209***2)
3124-3125, 3150: Eroica