text messages 2681 - 2700

2681. Lord, enlighten what is dark in me; strengthen what is weak in me; mend what is broken in me; bind what is bruised in me; heal what is sick in me; straighten what is crooked in me and revive whatever peace and love have died in me. Most of all, teach me to practice humility at all times.

2682. There is no such thing as an extraordinary person. There are only ordinary people continuing on where others give up. The moment one passes the "give up point", everything looks extraordinary!

2683. Always tell someone how you feel. Mean what you say and say what you mean even when it's hard because opportunities are lost in a blink of an eye but regrets can last a lifetime. Good morning!

2684. Life give us lots of things to learn. Things we should keep and we should let go. Things to forget and sometimes regret. We get hurt and cry, but why should you cry? When I'm still here to remind you how to smile. Take care!

2685. We can't own time to have long talks. We don't have nice chances for more laughs. But eventhough our worlds don't meet, I'll always be your good friend to keep.

2686. Things between us might change years from now. They may not be too surprising. But just keep in your mind that I've been a friend to you once. So, till the end, I'll always be.

2687. One day, we'll wake up falling in love with a wrong person in a wrong time and place. But one day, we'll realize that it's not the person, time and place that is wrong but our expectation for a perfect love story.

2688. Have you tried saying you're ok but you're not? Pretending to understand but you don't? Acting like you're busy but in reality, you're lonely? Convincing people that you just wanna be friends but what you really want is more than friends? When you know that he/she has somebody else, but you pretend that it doesn't hurt but it really hurts so bad inside? When you say you've moved on, but the truth is you're just still waiting? When you say you're over her, but you know you still love her? When you say you can't relate with this message, but then you really do? :)

2689. What if a bird fell in love with a fish? Where would they live? Who keeps the fins and who loses the wings? It's an irony but that's how cruel yet poetic love can be.

2690. I did try hiding my true feelings, accepting what you really want me. I thought it will be easy. For you, I'll just try harder to accept and face the reality that you will learn and appreciate my love. It will only happen in my dreams but if that time comes, I hope not to be awaken. I rather sleep a lifetime just to prove how much I love you.

2691. I'm letting you go even if I love the idea of being with you! Because love doesn't trap you in an unhappy life! - Kaiserin.

2692. A great man once said, "Be a lotus." Which means, no matter how ugly, how evil, and how sinful everyone around you might become, do not allow yourself to be stained. A lotus remains beautiful even as it lingers in the filthy waters of the pond. Don't be contaminated, do not be influenced by worthless means, remain radiant among the shadows of darkness. Be a lotus. It has to start with one, to fill the pond with more. Good night!

2693. God gave us two gifts: One is choice and the other is chance. The choice of a good life and the chance to make it the best. Good morning!

2694. Beautiful lives don't just happen. They are made every single day, with much love, prayer and sacrifice. The many task we face each day can burden and oppress; but spending time with God each day can bring relief from stress. Let us be reminded that, in the end, only three things matter: How fully you lived, how deeply you loved and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. God bless.

2695. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled and crushed into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you're still priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know nor in what we have, but by who we are. You're special. Don't ever forget that.

2696. Falling down doesn't make a person a failure. But staying down does. Always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall so hard, just bounce back higher.

2697. Live fully. Have fun. Be crazy, be weird, go out and screw up. Don't try to be perfect. Just be an excellent example of being human. Enjoy life.

2698. Beatitudes for my textmates: Blessed are you who send a smile, a hug, a laugh, a thought to inspire and lift me out of my blue moods. Blessed are you who's texts God speak to me. Blessed are you who let me know I'm not alone. Thank you for being part of my life.

2699. Getting into a relationship is not a contest of who is almost always right. It is becoming like what the Japanese call as wise bamboo, meaning, you bend so you don't break.

2700. Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part. Keeping her is the real accomplishment. Good evening!

Contributors:
2681: Abet (+63917866***0)
2682: Anonymous (+63918920***7)
2683, 2693-2694: Anonymous (+63920801***3)
2684, 2687-2689, 2695: Vahnrey
2685: Starfish
2686: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
2690: Anonymous (+63910504***1)
2691-2692: Eroica
2696-2700: Asha (+63917898***7)

text messages 2641 - 2680

2641. Happiness is a very subjective factor in one's life. Being happy doesn't depend on achieving what you want, but rather making the best out of what is given. Life isn't fair, it never was. The only thing that can make you completely happy is contentment. Be contented with what you have, but be sure to aim high and never stop believing you can do better everytime. Then again, if all else fails, don't forget that an ordinary you has an extraordinary God to back you up.

2642. The power of prayer will never leave you, even in the darkest of times. It is the greatest weapon known to human kind , the freedom no one can take away.

2643. A sailor was stuck in an island where he was the only survivor. He made a hut for his shelter. Day and night, he's praying and waiting for someone to rescue him but no one came. He stored food in the hut for his survival, but one day, the hut burned to ashes and nothing was left of it. He was so angry, he said, "God, why have you done this to me?!" The next morning, rescuers came. He asked, "How did you know that I'm here?" They replied, "We saw a smoke signal." Trust him when misfortune happens. His plans are always greater than yours.

2644. Behind every circumstance is God's purpose. At times, what we consider a trial is simply the hand of God rearranging our lives to be more fruitful. God bless you!

2645. Sometimes, God closes the door and locks the windows. During those times, it's nice to think that maybe, there's a storm outside and He wants you safe with Him. Good morning!

2646. Trials... it's like a washing machine. Twist us, spin us and knock us around but in the end, we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before. Have faith on Him! Good morning. Have a nice day!

2647. The sweetest day comes not with the greetings we make each day but with the thought that somebody wishes the best for us every moment of the day. And today, I wish you the best!

2648. Coffee has evolved all these years with cream, iced coffee, coffee with chocolate chip cookies. But no matter how people try to innovate coffee varieties, it still doesn't lose its distinct aroma. Just like us. No matter how we clothe ourselves with different personalities, still our character remains. People may destroy your image, stain your personality but they can't take away your character. Live. Exist. Let your character diffuse its distinct aroma. ;)

2649. Character is made by what you stand for; reputation by what you fall for. - Robert Quillen.

2650. He who blames others has a long way to go in his journey. He who blames himself is halfway there. He who blames no one has arrived. A Chinese proverb.

2651. Good people are like sunlight, filtering into the quiet corners of one's heart, offering bright mornings and fresh hope yet demanding nothing in return. May you be the sunlight that refresh everyone whose life you touch today. Have a stress-free day. Good morning!

2652. Don't try to figure out where you'll find true happiness. Just try to make others happy, and happiness will find you. Have a good day!

2653. A blind man had a board saying, "Help me, I'm blind." Only few gave. But there was this man who was always giving. One day, when that man passed, he took the board and changed the sign in it. Now, the blind man noticed a lot was giving, so when that man passed, the blind man asked, "Excuse me sir, but what did you put in my board?" The man smiled and said, "Such a beautiful day, too bad I can't see it." A positive outlook in life will make a difference.

2654. Don't spoil what you have by desiring what you don't have. Rather, remember that what you have now was once among the things you used to hope for.

2655. If we'd only love those who love us, what's the reward in that? The golden rule says, "Do unto others what you want to be done unto you."But it doesn't say people who don't treat you well are an exception. Karma can be a bitch, but it rewards well if much deserved.

2656. The only true painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.

2657. If you're having a really hard time in a relationship, you still can turn that relationship around. Take a piece of paper, sit down and write all the things that you appreciate about that person. Think about all the reasons that you love them. Do you appreciate their sense of humor? How supportive they are? When you focus on appreciating and acknowledging their strengths, you will get more of it and the problems will fade away. - The Secret.

2658. If all the science in the world could explain everything, could Physics explain why we fall in love with someone without being affected by gravity? And why can't Logic help us to make things right when we are in love? Would Chemistry give us the chemical elements of love and its formula? Or could Anatomy and Physiology locate the scars in our heart?

2659. It's quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong, is actually your weakness.

2660. Memories play a very confusing role. They make you laugh when you remember the time you cried together, but sometimes make you cry when you remember the time you last laugh together.

2661. Chinese: My leaders are like Great Wall Of China, old but still as strong as the brick in the wall. Singaporean: My leaders are like the many high rise buildings in Singapore, they bring our nation to greatest heights. Filipino: My leaders are like Taal Volcano, they've been around for a long time, doing nothing.

2662. Sometimes my mind asks, Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered. Mental patient needs more care. =)

2663. Lady employee to handsome boss: All the female workers are suing you for sexual harrassment, but since you have not done anything to me, I am suing you for discrimination!

2664. It is better to tell the truth and make someone cry than to tell a lie and make someone smile, so, don't be shy to tell the truth that I am cute. I will not cry, promise!

2665. Naalala ko nung nasa school ako, may nagtanong, "Excuse me, favorite mo ba ang Geometry? Kasi, kahit anong angle, cute ka!" Asar! (^_~)

2666. In a gay beauty contest, question and answer portion. Juror: Here's your question, bukod sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mong halimaw ka? :)

2667. Minsan, tinanong ko sa sarili ko, bakit nakilala kita? Bakit nakasundo kita? Bakit naging kaibigan kita? Ngayon, alam ko na ang sagot, simple lang pala! Kasi, mabait ako!

2668. @>-;-- Fresh flower for you! Galing banyo. Este! Galing Baguio. Kaya amoy panty. Este! amoy pine tree! Hehehe!

2669. There was an accident that had just happened in the street. A woman approached the victims and tried to help them, but suddenly a nursing student came in and said, "Miss, excuse me, please step back. I've had a course in first aid and I'm trained in CPR!" The woman stepped aside, and watched the procedures for a few moments, then tapped the student on the shoulder and said, "When you are through, if ever you'll need a doctor, nandito lang ako." Wahaha! Umepal pa kasi!

2670. Sa presinto. Man: Sir, irereport ko po sana na laging may tumatawag, sumusulat at nananakot sa akin. Pulis: Aba, grave threat yan. Sino ba? Man: Citibank at HSBC po!

2671. Pucha! Kaaway ng Acho! Chet! :)

2672. Makulay! (makulay) Ang buhay! (ang buhay) Makulay ang buhay sa kabilang buhay!!!

2673. Pedro: May ka-eyeball ako mamaya, ano kaya ang itsura nya? Kasi, sabi nya, may kamukha syang celebrity, "Sh" ang simula ng name. Juan: Jackpot ka, Pedro! Baka Sharon or Sheryl yan! Matapos ang eyeball, umuwi si Pedro. Juan: Kumusta ang eyeball mo? Bakit ka malungkot? Pedro: Shrek!

2674. Masarap kapag may kaibigan. May kausap. Masaya sa lakaran. Karamay sa problema. Pero ang pinakamasarap sa lahat, kapag ang kaibigan, natitikman! Yummy! - Gretchen Barreto. Hahaha!

2675. When you feel sad and alone, I'll be there to say, "Halika, mambato tayo ng bubong para masaya!"

2676. Husband: I want to buy a gift for my wife. Saleslady: How long have you been married, sir? Husband: 17 years. Saleslady: Doon po ang bargain section sa kaliwa, sir!

2677. Lasing1: Dito na lang ako pare, bahay na namin ito. Lasing2: Anong inyo? Amin itong bahay! Lasing1: Amin ito! Pustahan tayo. (Kumatok) Babae: Hay naku! Lasing na naman itong mag-ama!

2678. Kailan mo masasabing pangit ang isang magandang babae? Answer? Kapag tumabi sa akin! Hahaha!

2679. Sa buhay ko, daming nangyayari. Minsan, umiiyak, nasasaktan, nahihirapan. Ang dami kong sama ng loob. Pero alam mo ba na sa lahat ng luha ko, isa ka sa mga fans ko?! Nyahaha!

2680. Dear anak, Naipadala ko na yung 50 thousand pang tuition mo, ipinagbili na namin yung kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng Counter Strike na kurso! Wala na rin pala tayong mga baboy, naipagbili na rin namin para dun sa sinasabi mong project, Nokia N75 ba yun? Ang mahal naman ng project mo! Kasama din dun ang 7 thousand para sa field trip nyo sa Mall Of Asia. Malayo ba yun, bakit ang mahal? Isasangla pa namin ang palayan para mabili mo yung instrumentong iPod. Napailaw nyo na ba yung pinagpupuyatan nyong San Mig Lights? Sana, grumaduate ka na. Love, nanay.

Contributors:
2641: Nino (+63919891***8)
2642-2652, 2659-2663, 2673-2680: Asha (+63917898***7)
2653, 2658, 2669: Vahnrey
2654-2657, 2670-2672: Eroica
2664-2666: Tekla
2667: Khristine (+63922842***5)
2668: Anonymous (+63920801***3)

text messages 2601 - 2640

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2601. Life is unpredictable, anything could just happen. It might be success or a mess, but for as long as we're learning on the Lord's side, we'll win because God never loses a battle. God bless!

2602. God's hand is upon you today, touching your life with joy, blessing your heart with love and comforting yourself with peace. Smile! Take care!

2603. God's plans are better than ours, that's why God doesn't always say "Yes" to every word we say. Sometimes, He says, "My child, allow me. I have a better way." Good evening!

2604. The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect. Good night!

2605. Happiness is not something you have in your hands. It's something you carry in your heart. Give it away generously and it will return to you a thousand fold. God bless you!

2606. Kinda wondering why sunset is a lot colorful than the sunrise that just actually gives us light? I guess it's the irony of life. There is "good" in "goodbyes."

2607. If you desire long life, if you want to enjoy prosperity, keep your tongue from falsehood, keep your lips from deceit, turn away from evil and do good. Seek peace and pursue it. Keep the faith!

2608. Often, the greatest enemy of present happiness is past happiness too well remembered.

2609. I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey.

2610. Some learnings in life: 1. Be kind to yourself. 2. Looking good is feeling good. 3. You are out not to please everybody. 4. Expect little, but do your best and dream big. 5. Smile a lot! It's healthy. 6. Laugh your heart out. Be silly once in a while. 7. Live light and keep it simple. 8. Failure is a good starting point. 9. You are blessed. Don't forget to say thanks. 10. Have faith. God answers our prayers.

2611. I saw a painting of two friends holding hands, it's old yet never fading. How I wish we were the painting. Getting older, yet never changing.

2612. Sometimes people give up on love that's why God made the earth round so that if two people who are meant to be would decide to walk different paths, still at one point of the world, the end of their roads can meet.

2613. Falling in love is never a decision - always by chance. Staying in love is never a chance - always by choice. Falling out of love is never a choice - always a decision.

2614. 10 things to consider in a relationship: 1. Never both be angry at the same time. 2. Never yell at each other. 3. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your mate. 4. If you must criticize, do it lovingly. 5. Never bring up mistakes of the past. 6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other. 7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled. 8. At least once a day, say a complimentary word to your mate. 9. When you have done something wrong, admit and ask forgiveness. 10. It takes two to make a quarrel, but the one who's wrong does the most of it.

2615. Woman are like apples on a tree. The best ones are at the top. Men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't good but easy. So the apples on the top think something is wrong with them. When in reality, they are amazing, they just have to wait for the right man to come along. The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

2616. FYI: An average American man measures 5'9". Pinoy average height is 5'4". Humans are a little taller at night (quarter of an inch). Average size of American penis is 6 inches. Average Pinoy penis is 4 inches. Typical guy laughs 15x a day, cries 1.5x a month. An average guy sleeps 7.5 hours a night, 220000 hours sleep in his lifetime. A typical American guy has 14.5 sex partners in his life (excluding sex workers) Men enjoy sex 135x a year. Men can read small prints than women but has weaker location memory. 91% of men lie regularly.

2617. Use your lips for truth, your voice for kindness, your eyes for compassion, your hands for charity, your figure for uprightness, your heart for love and for anyone who doesn't like you, your middle finger! Hahaha!

2618. Simple thought: No matter how serious life gets, you will consequently need the company of people whom you can completely be stupid with.

2619. Husband to doctor: I want a vasectomy. Doctor: Did you discuss this with your family? Husband: I asked my children and they voted favorably, 17-2.

2620. A guy after 3 hours of sex tells his girlfriend: You're not going to see me for a while. Girl: Why? Are you going to leave me? Boy: No. Just turn over. Next position please. :)

2621. Man: Can I have sex with my pregnant wife? Doctor: First 3 months, normal style. Next 3 months, dog style. Last 3 months, wolf style. Man: How do wolves do it? Doctor: Sleep near the hole and howl!

2622. This puzzle is exclusively for those who have a sharp mind. How many eggs will a rooster lay in 1 year if it lays 5 eggs a day? No reply, no IQ! Game? I'll wait...

2623. Trivia! A jellyfish is 95% water. Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue. A roach can live 9 days without its head. Camels have 3 eyelids. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds. Pigs are the only animals other than humans that can get sunburn. Rats can't vomit, that's why rat poison works. Lobsters have blue blood. Moths have white blood. Dolphins sleep with one eye open. A mosquito has 47 teeth. Snails can sleep for 21 years.

2624. Your food choices show your mood: Angry people often eat meat which they can chew aggresively, it's like a release. Lonely people eat bulky food such as rice - they feel empty so they want something that makes them feel full. Stressed people eat chips or crackers. Sad people indulge in ice cream and cheese. Sexually frustrated people eat breads and donuts, they want something that slides down easy, no hassles. Source: Reader's Digest, January 2007.

2625. Anger is a condition where the tongue works faster than the mind. Hold it before you regret it! Have a good morning! Take care.

2626. It's hard to wait around for something you know might not happen. But it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you ever wanted.

2627. Girl: Bakit mo ako love? Boy: Ang mata mo, sing ningning ng bituin! Girl: Napanood ko na yan! Boy: You complete me! Girl: Kainis ka talaga! Boy: Tayong dalawa, always kama ang punta! Girl: Ay, love mo ako talaga!!!

2628. Sa kasalan. Pari: Sana, ang donation mo ay katumbas ng ganda ng pakakasalan mo. Groom: Eto, P5 father. Tiningnan ng pari ang bride. Pari: Eto P2, sukli mo!

2629. Wife1: Ang asawa ko ang the best! Hindi babaero, hindi naninigarilyo, hindi umiinom at nasa bahay lang lagi. Wife2: Parang santo pala siya! Wife1: Nope! Paralyzed ang tarantado!

2630. Nurse: Dok, bakit ayaw ng mga lalaki magcondom kapag nagsesex sila? Doktor: Tanungin kita, masarap bang mangulangot nang nakagwantes??

2631. What she says versus what she means... Says: Hindi ako galit. Means: Hayop ka! Says: Wait, 5 minutes na lang. Means: I'll be ready in 1 hour. Says: May suggestion ako. Means: Ito ang dapat! Says: Ang pangit ko ngayon no? Means: Sabihin mong maganda ako!

2632. What he says versus what he means... Says: Gusto mong kumain? Means: Gutom na ako. Says: Gusto mong panoorin talaga yan? Means: Ang corny. Says: What's wrong? Means: Nag-iinarte ka na naman dyan! Says: Ikaw ang pinakamagandang babae sa mundo. Means: Hay naku, eto na naman tayo.

2633. Alam mo bang tinext kita dahil gusto ko lang mangumusta? Yun lang, ayoko nang pahabain pa itong text ko sa iyo, kasi, ang pakay ko lang talaga ay kamustahin ka. Medyo tinatamad nga akong magtext lalo na kung mahaba, kaya ito, kakamustahin lang kita. Baka may ginagawa kang importante, sabihin mo pa nakakaabala pa ako sa iyo, kaya di na ako nagtext ng mahaba. Nakakahiya naman sa iyo. Basta alam mong naalala kita sa simpleng kamusta lang. Hindi na para tanungin ko pa ang ginagawa mo, o kung ok ka. Basta nagtext ako para mangamusta.

2634. Fall... Boron! Hahaha! I've been... Patrimonio! Wehehe. Anchor... Tis! Hahaha! Last na! Last na! Korny na... Sanchez! Wahahaha!

2635. Isang binatilyo ang pumasok sa gay bar. Nalaman ng nanay nya at nagalit. Nanay: Ano ang nakita mo doon na hindi mo dapat makita? Boy: Si tatay po! Tumitili pa!!

2636. Two men drinking: Man1: Pare, bakit hanggang ngayon, wala ka pa ring girlfriend? Tingnan mo ako, nakakailan na. Wala ka bang natitipuhan? Man2: (Blushed) Meron. Manhid ka lang kasi!

2637. Dapat talaga, lumabas na yang si Wendy sa bahay. Arte, arte nya no, tsaka walang breeding! - Tinkerbell.

2638. Movies that must not be translated into Filipino. Black Hawk Down - Ibong Maitim Sa Ibaba. Dead Man's Chest - Dodo ng Patay. I Know What You Did Last Summer - Uuyyy, Aminin! Love Actually - Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig. Million Dollar Baby - Milyun-milyong pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate.) The Blair Witch Project - Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair. Marry Poppins - Si Mariang May Putok. Snakes On A Plane - Nag-ahasan sa Ere.

2639. Movies that must not be translated into Filipino II. The Postman Always Rings Twice - Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses. Sum Of All Fears - Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat. Swordfish - Talakitok. Pretty Woman - Ganda ng Lola Mo. Robin Hood, Men In Tights - Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat. Four Weddings and A Funeral - Kahit Apat Na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin! The Good, The Bad And The Ugly - Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat!

2640. Movies that must not be translated into Filipino III. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone - Adik Si Harry, Nagbabato. Click - Isang Pindot Ka lang. Brokeback Mountain - May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok Tralala. There's Something About Mary - May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria. Employee Of The Month - Ang Sipsip. Resident Evil - Ang Biyenan. Kill Bill - Kilitiin sa Bilbil. The Grudge - Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti. Never Been Kissed - Pangit Kasi. Gone In 60 Seconds - Isang Round, Tulog. The Fast and The Furious - Ang Bitin, Galit! Too Fast, Too Furious - Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit. Dude, Where's My Car? - Dong, Anung Level Ulet Tayo Nagpark? Beauty And The Beast - Ang Asawa Ko At Ang Nanay Nya!


Contributors:
2601-2606, 2612-2614, 2617-2621, 2623-2632: Asha (+63917898***7)
2607-2609, 2615-2616, 2637-2640: Eroica
2610: Abet (+63917866***0)
2611: Joy (+63910727***1)
2622: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2633-2636: Tekla

text messages 2551 - 2600

2551. Even in the most fulfilled lives, there's still an emptiness that only God can fill. Let Him guide your steps and bless your way, today and everyday. Good night!

2552. Morning is a sign of God's great love for us. Let us be thankful that we are given a new day to share this love with special people in our hearts. Good morning!

2553. There's music from heaven that takes away our tiredness; it is God's melody of love that quiets all our weariness. Hear it and find peace in His presence. Good morning!

2554. God blesses you to bless others. "To this end I also labor, striving according to His working which works in me mightily." Collosians 1:29. Have a blessed day!

2555. Thank God for today. Choose to see the good side of every event, thing or person in your life, and you'll never run out of blessings to count. Take care!

2556. God said, "Don't get tired of doing what is good. Don't get discouraged and give up, for we will reap a harvest of blessings at the appropriate time." God bless.

2557. I would rather live my life as if there is God to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. - Albert Camus

2558. Two children playing in a park begin to argue. One says, "I hate you! I'm never going to play with you again!" For a few moments, they play separately, and they are back playing together and sharing toys. How do children manage to be so angry one minute and best of friends the next? The answer is simple - it is more important to them to be happy than to be right.

2559. Whoever said that what you don't know can't hurt you is a complete total moron, because for most people I know, not knowing is the worst feeling in the world. - Grey's Anatomy.

2560. All my life, I've accepted everything because I believe in this: "Everything happens for a reason." The hardest part is: "Finding out what the reason is."

2561. Trivia: Most people look at their right when recalling the truth and events that actually happened. People look to their left when creating or spinning out new versions of past events.

2562. Life is an echo, what you sent out, you get back; what you give, you receive. When you bring out the best in others, you bring out the best in yourself.

2563. Your mind is like a garden. Tend it well by filling it with positive, encouraging and faith-building thoughts throughout the day. Good morning!

2564. Life has great options, but you don't always have to pick what seems to be the best. Sometimes, the best and the perfect aren't always what makes you happy. Good day!

2565. Burdens of life are like winds against a tree, it makes the tree stronger by forcing it to make its roots run deep for it not to fall. Welcome the winds that strengthen us!

2566. In life, we always search for answers because we want to prove ourselves that we had the right decisions but the truth is we can't search for what's not there. Things happen because it's meant to happen. That's why we forgive people even if they hurt us, we love people who don't love us and we smile despite every painful crash in our hearts. At the end of the day, the lesson you get are the answers to your decisions. Happy weekend!

2567. Life is like taking photographs. We often pose the way we wanna be seen by others. But sometimes, by taking stolen shots, we capture who we really are.

2568. Thought of the day: Our eyes are placed in front, because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.

2569. Believe while others doubt, work while others wish, save while others waste, persevere while others quit, pray and stay while others walk away. Good day!

2570. You don't force love to come in your life, for love comes freely and chooses no one. One day, you might wake up falling in love for the person you least expected!

2571. Love means trusting yourself with someone who has seen you at your worst and loves you in anyway. It means teasing each other and laughing at jokes nobody but only the two of you understands. It means feeling safe enough to talk about anything and having the patience to work out disagreements. It means counting on someone who sympathizes when you had a bad day, worries about you when you're gone too long and always welcomes you with open arms no matter what.

2572. Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it will make you sick. - Spiderman.

2573. Don't be afraid to be loved more than you can return. Be afraid that you didn't give back the love that you can. Love need not be equal to be fair, it only needs to be true.

2574. Chance or choice? When you meet the right person to love at the right place and at the right time, that's a chance. When you meet someone you're attracted to, that's a chance too. Being caught that there are many people out there who are more attractive, smarter, richer than your mate and yet you decide to love your mate just the same, that's a choice. Attraction comes to us by chance. But true love that lasts is truly a choice. Listen: Fate brings you together, but it is still up to you to make it happen. We may meet someone by chance, but loving and staying with that someone is still a choice.

2575. He should know that the great aim of every human being is to understand the meaning of total love. Love is not to be found in someone else, but in ourselves; we simply awaken it. But in order to do that, we need the other person. The universe only makes sense when we have someone to share our feelings with. - Eleven Minutes by Paolo Coelho.

2576. If you wanna end up with the right person, you've got to make it happen. The best people are always taken, so if you don't steal them, you won't have them. - Spongebob Squarepants. (Cartoons could be dangerous!)

2577. If opportunity doesn't knock, make a door!

2578. What's worse than having termites in your piano? Crabs on your organ! Hahaha.

2579. Adulthood means... You have to go places you don't want to go. You have to see people you don't want to see. You can't everything you want. You find out your favorite celebrity will probably not marry you! Hahaha!

2580. Once, a cutie looked at me, I smiled at him, he died. That's when "killer smile" began. Nyahahaha!

2581. Tatlong pari, nagsabihan ng sikreto. Pari1: Sa inyo ko lang ito sasabihin, may nabuntis akong parishioner. Pari2: Ako naman, bading, may boyfriend akong sakristan. Pari3: Ako naman, madaldal.

2582. Imagine life without girls. Phones silent, malls empty, no valentines, no cosmetics, no flowers, no noise, at mamamatay sa tuwa ang mga bakla! Bruhahaha!

2583. Sadya bang ang higpit ng ating mundo? Sadya bang kay lupit ng ating buhay? Sadya... libee, bida ang saya! :)

2584. Theme songs ng mga: Bakla - On Bended Knees. Tibo - I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman. Pilay - Incomplete. Baliw - I Believe I Can Fly. Bobo - Let's Take It Slow. Masokista - Hit Me Baby One More Time. Mahilig mag-orgy - All At Once. Nagmamasturbate - All By Myself. Mahilig mangutang - Run To You. Sinisingil sa utang - Runaway.

2585. Intsik: Papakasal ako padle. Pari: Marunong ka bang magdasal? Intsik: Olasyon alas sais lang memolize ko. Pari: Pakinggan ko nga. Intsik: Klang klang klang klang!

2586. May sasabihin ako. Kaya lang, kadiri eh. Gusto mong malaman? O sige, basta huwag mong ipasa sa iba, kasi nga, nakakahiya talaga. Cute ka! O, di ba, yuck?!

2587. You said bye, pinigil kita. Sabi mo, can't you understand? I got to go! I tried to hold your arm to stop you from going. Lumingon ka and said, "Ano ba?! Natatae na ako, let me go!"

2588. Amo: Inday, ilang liters meron sa isang galon ng Coke? Inday: 4 liters ma'am! Amo: 4? Sure ka? Inday: Yes ma'am! Liter C, liter O, liter K, liter E. 4 liters!

2589. Kapag nakita mo ako na marumi, warat warat ang damit, walang tsinelas at nasa gitna ng kalye, please, huwag kang lalapit. May shooting ako, bawal ang fans. Hehehe.

2590. Pulis: Bakit mo inihagis ang bata? Yaya: Sinunod ko lang naman po ang amo ko. Pulis: Ano bang utos? Yaya: Sabi, kapag wala nang Pampers, i-huggies na lang si baby!

2591. Boy: Dad, ano gawa mo kay mommy? (nahuli nakapatong) Dad: Gawa isa pa baby para kalaro mo at tawag pa sa iyo, kuya. Boy: Dog-style na lang kayo dad, gusto ko kasi, tuta. :)

2592. Teacher: Totoo bang hindi naninigarilyo, hindi umiinom, hindi nagsusugal at hindi nangtsitsiks ang papa mo? Student: Opo! Teacher: Wow! Anong sikreto nya? Student: Walang pera!

2593. Every girl has a dream. Mine is to wake up to the sound of a rock being thrown at my bedroom window, and see the guy I love standing in the rain asking me for another chance. Joke lang! Ang dream ko lang talaga ay yumaman! Wahahaha!

2594. Dear Ma'am/Sir, I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your employee, effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company. Yours truly, Inday. - Lufet ni Inday, in fairness!

2595. Misis: Mare, hindi lahat ay kailangan ang pera para umangat. Magparomansa ka lang nang todo kay pare, sa sarap, aangat ka rin mare!

2596. Dalawang lasing, sabay umihi. Lasing1: Pare, shobrang tigash ng bird ko, uuwi nako, yayariin ko shi mishish. Lasing2: E dapat, shama ako shayo. Lasing1: Baket?? Lasing2: Kashe, bird ko yang hawak mo! :)

2597. Magkukumpare, nag-iisip na sa pangalan ng magiging anak. Noel: Ipapangalan ko sa anak ko, Leon, baliktad ng Noel. Nino: Sa akin, Onin, baliktad ng Nino. Toto: Huwag nyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan nyo, upakan ko kayo!

2598. Walang pangit na bakla sa lalaking nangangailangan. Peace!

2599. Tatay: Ano ba ang hanap mo dyan sa supot ng 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pang silip nang silip dyan? Anak: Hinahanap ko po ang libreng asukal! May nakasulat kasi na "Sugar Free" eh. Tatay: Bobo! Banda yun!

2600. Anak: Itay, paano po lumilipad ang eroplano? Itay: Ewan ko anak! Anak: Paano po ang barko nakakalutang sa tubig? Itay: Hindi ko rin alam anak! Anak: E bakit ang sasakyan, gumugulong sa lupa? Itay: Lalong hindi ko alam anak! Anak: Pasensya na itay ha, ang dami kong tanong. Itay: Talagang ganun anak, paano ka naman matututo kung hindi ka magtatanong?!

Contributors:
2551-2556, 2562-2573, 2579-2585, 2595-2597: Asha (+63917898***7)
2557-2561, 2575-2576, 2591-2594, 2598: Eroica
2574: Joy (+6310727***1)
2577: Neil (2770077***5)
2578: Ariel (277001010***2)
2586-2590, 2599: Tekla
2600: Jamie

text messages 2501 - 2550

This blog is 1 year old! Happy Anniversary! Thanks to all the contributors and subscribers!!!

2501. God never runs out of blessings. Catch it, it's free!

2502. In the Lord's prayer, the word "love" did not appear; "forgive" was used. It's because forgiving is the highest expression of loving. Have a nice day!

2503. In Chemistry, He turned water to wine. In Biology, He was born without a normal conception. In Physics, He disproved the law of gravity when He ascended to heaven. In Economics, he disproved the law of diminishing return by feeding 5000 men with two fishes and 5 loaves of bread. In History, He is the beginning and the end. In Government, he is a wonderful counselor. In Religion, no one comes to the Father except thru Him. So, who is He? Jesus!

2504. Just for today, decide to be happy, to live with what is yours. If you can't have what you want, maybe you can like what you have. Just for today, decide to be kind. Be cheerful. Be agreeable. Be understanding. Be your best. Dress your best. Talk softly. Look for the bright side of things. Praise people instead of criticizing them. Just for today. Try it. After all, it's just for a day. Who knows you might like it and do it again tomorrow.

2505. Good morning! Don't forget to carry God's word in your heart before you start your busy day and don't forget to smile. ;)

2506. The greatest mistakes we make are the risks we didn't take. If you think something will make you happy, go for it! So that you won't live your life asking "What if?" and telling yourself "If only..."

2507. Only in this life you can do good. What awaits you in the next life is not the opportunity to do better but the reward for having done best.

2508. Even if you do things the right way, some would still be unsatisfied. Some will not appreciate what you say and what you do, and there would always be people who would let you down too. But for as long as you speak honestly from the heart, you'll be fine. This is not a perfect world. This is not a perfect life. Life is almost always unfair. But life loves the person who dares to live it.

2509. Be sure to cherish things while you still have them. Not when they're gone. For one of the hardest things to deal with is regret. All the "could have beens" and "what ifs" could never bring them back. :(

2510. It's wiser not to expect but to hope. For in expecting, we ask for disappointments, whereas in hoping, we invite miracles. Good morning!

2511. Life is all about waking up each day to discover something new, about meeting old people but making new conversations, walking thru old roads but still feeling nice about it, realizing that you have grown a day older but still feeling young at heart, meeting busy schedules but still finding time for old friends, being nostalgic about gone days but looking forward to better days. A blessed day to you!

2512. We are in the dark night of the soul. If we accept what has happened and forgive the wrong done to us, the dawn will come early. Good night people!

2513. Have you ever lost someone you love and wanted one more conversation, one more chance to make up for the time when you thought they would be here forever? If so, then you know you can go your whole life collecting days, and none will outweigh the one you wish you had back. - For One More Day

2514. Don't talk too much when you're mad, you might say things you don't mean to say.

2515. Making a decision takes time, don't rush!

2516. Life is like the game of chess, one wrong move and your game is all messed up!

2517. Never let your pride ruin everything. It is better to lose your pride than to lose the love of your life because of your pride.

2518. 10 biggest brain damaging habits: 1. No breakfast. 2. Overeating. 3. Smoking. 4. High sugar consumption. 5. Air pollution. 6. Sleep deprivatio. 7. Head covered while sleeping. 8. Working your brain during illness. 9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts. 10. Talking rarely.

2519. Each of us has problems but it doesn't mean that we have to keep it alone. Kaya nga God created friends, para when the time comes na natumba ka na, here's my hand, itatayo kita!

2520. Masarap magkaroon ng maraming kaibigan. May katawanan. May katripan. Enjoy ang buhay mo. Sarap mabuhay. Kaya friend, daming thank you ha?! Kasi, nag-eenjoy ako sa buhay ko dahil sa iyo!

2521. I love you friend! Not because you love me, not just because you deserve it. I love you not just for who you are. But, sshhh, basta! Love kita! Wala nang marami pang tanong!

2522. Mahirap magtampo ng walang dahilan. Mahirap umintindi ng hindi mo maintindihan. Mahirap magselos ng wala kang karapatan. Pero hindi ba mas mahirap magmahal sa taong ang turing sa iyo ay "wala lang."

2523. I love you hurts when it's not meant, it's not appreciated, it was just in the past, it's forced, it's a lie, and most of all? Kapag may dugtong na "friend."

2524. Minsan, para ka palang nagmamahal ng pader. Habang mas pinagdidiinan mong itulak ang sarili mo, mas nasasaktan ka. Pero sya, hindi pa rin natitinag.

2525. Pain is when you can't breathe even if your chest still rises and falls. Sadness is when you look out the window and think the rain are your tears. Loneliness is when you still feel a hand touching yours even if there's none. Desperation is when you wait for a message that will never come. Love is when you experience all those things and still open your heart to that someone.

2526. There are three great things in this world. The first thing is for you to love someone. The second thing is for someone to love you back and the third greatest thing is for the first and second thing to happen at the same time.

2527. Job opportunity. 5000 pesos per hour. Sa Enchanted Kingdom, tagatulak ng Anchor's Away!

2528. Job opportunity. 800 pesos per minute. Sa Star City! Tagahila ng Roller Coaster!

2529. Job opportunity. For female only. 900 pesos per minute. Sa Alaska milk. Substitute sa baka.

2530. Pinakabagong salawikain. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, sa baby ipagamit. Papunta ka pa lang, sige, ingat. Laging nasa huli ang pinakamatangkad. Kapag may usok, kawawa ang may hika. When the cat is away, sabihin mo lang, wiss, wiss, wiss, para lumapit. Sa hinaba-haba ng prusisyon, ayun, traffic.

2531. Some friends forget. Some move away. Some keep silent. Some just change. But I'm not one of them. I'm just here, medyo busy nga lang. You know naman, daming shooting. :)

2532. Kapag niloko ka, huwag na huwag kang iiyak. Kapag iniwan ka, huwag mong habulin. Kapag sinaktan ka, huwag kang magmakaawa. Instead, be proud and say, "Praise the Lord! Available na naman ako!"

2533. Mahal kong John, Kumusta? Hindi ko malilimutan nang naghiwalay tayo. It was all my fault. I was selfish. I'm really sorry for breaking your heart. Come back to me. Forgive me. Hindi na ako makakahanap pa ng katulad mo. You're the only one for me. Mahal na mahal kita. Love, Maria. P.S. Congrats pala sa pagkapanalo mo sa lotto.

2534. Best things in life: Nakapulot ka ng wallet at walang nakakita. Libreng pagkain. Bumagyo sa araw ng thesis defense mo. Tatay/nanay mo ang presidente. Nakapag-asawa ng ubod ng yaman ang ate/kuya mo. Pumayat ka ng walang effort. Kamukha mo si Lindsay Lohan kung girl ka, si Brad Pitt naman kung guy ka. Mga housemaids na loyal. Negative ang blood test mo. Niligawan ka ng crush mo. Iniwan ka ng dyowa mong matagal mo nang gustong itapon. Aircon. Free ride kapag nastranded ka. Manalo sa lotto, bingo, casino. Beautiful kids. Gifted child. Ice cold coke kapag summer. Hot shower. Acquittal. Pictures na maganda ang angle mo. UAAP/NCAA champion ang university mo. Marathon ng favorite tv show mo. Hot pandesal. Nakarma ang kaaway mo. Winning moments. Inuman with friends. Peace of mind.

2535. Hindi lahat ng tumatawa, masaya. Hindi lahat ng umiiyak, malungkot. Hindi lahat ng maganda, malinis. Hindi lahat ng mataba, malakas kumain. Hindi lahat ng payat, mahinang kumain. Hindi lahat ng mabango, bagong ligo. Hindi lahat ng kaibigan, totoo. Hindi lahat ng kaaway, masama. Hindi lahat ng bata, naglalaro. Hindi lahat ng matanda, tanga.

2536. More! Hindi lahat ng bayani, martir. Hindi lahat ng sikreto, nabubunyag. Hindi lahat ng mahal, matibay. Hindi lahat ng mura, cheap. Hindi lahat ng nag-aral, edukada. Hindi lahat ng itlog, buo. Hindi lahat ng tama, tama. Hindi lahat ng mali, mali. Hindi lahat ng may pera, mayaman. Hindi lahat ng pulubi, mahirap. Hindi lahat ng ginto, tunay. Hindi lahat ng sugat, masakit. Hindi lahat ng sakit, may gamot. Hindi lahat ng babae, may suso. Hindi lahat ng lalake, may bayag. Kayo, may idadagdag? Go!

2537. How to get the person you love? 1. Be friendly sa kanya. 2. Intindihin mo sya. 3. Mahalin mo lang sya hanggang magsawa ka. Pag wala pa ring nangyari, lasingin mo! Talo-talo na. :)

2538. Isang kwento na tanging Batangueno laang ang makakaintindi. Dine sa tuklong ay may puno ng kape na arugang-aruga pa ng mamay. Siyang pinapugadan sa hantik na guyam at pinabantayan sa bilot. Naulutang ngatain ng mamay ang bubot na parang sinturis. Pasal na pasal. Nang bigla na laang nagpatikar, lumiban ng karsada kahit naambon, naglulupagi sa gabukan kaya puro libag, tubal na tubal, talipa ang sipit at gura. Napadpad ang mamay sa masukal na balinghuyan at doon naulutang gamitin ang kawot para garutihin ang bangkalang.

2539. If your world is spinning round and round and your heart is beating fast, do you think you're in love? Huwag mag-ilusyon! High blood ka!

2540. Ano raw sinasabi ng ipis sa mga taong humahampas sa kanya ng tsinelas? Sirit na? "Wow! Kung mamalo, parang anak mo ako ah!" (oo nga naman!)

2541. Hindi lahat ng dinosaur, kumakain ng hayop. Yung iba, gusto lang ng hug. - Barney. Nyahaha!

2542. Nung nakita kita, inaamin ko, hindi ko mapigilang tumingin sa mukha mo, sa mata mo, sa bibig mo. Lahat, napakaperfect. Tapos, sabi ko sa sarili ko, walang duda, Mangyan to! Hehehe. Good morning!

2543. Anak: Tay! Pengeng pera. Bili lang akong chucherya. Tatay: Umayos ka nga! Kakahiya ka! Baka may makarinig. Hindi chucherya tawag dun. Anak: Ano po? Tatay: Chizkar!

2544. Callboy sa kumpisilan: Father, may kasalanan po ako. Matapos kong kunin yung bayad, tinakbuhan ko yung customer kong bading kagabi. Father: Naku! Masama yan! Sige, ipikit mo ang mata mo at luluhod ako. Callboy: Ho? Bakit kayo luluhod at binababa nyo zipper ko? Father: Huwag ka nang pumalag, bayad na ako kagabi!!

2545. GF: Hon, you know what? You have a body of a god! BF: Oh yeah? You really think so? Which god? Adonis? Zeus? GF: No... Buddha!

2546. Girl1: Nakipagbreak ka raw sa BF mo? Girl2: Oo, hindi kasi marunong humalik ang lintek, nakakainis! At hindi lang yun, isang style lang ang alam nya, hindi ko mafeel. Girl1: Anong style ba ang alam ng BF mo? Girl2: Flying kiss!

2547. Row pa. Row pa.. plezz... plezz lang day ha. Hewalayan mo na si Yilmaz! Kung gusto mo pa ako mabohay, huwag ka nang bomalek ng estanbol! - Annabelle Rama

2548. B1: Tol, ikaw daw yung nagsabi na itsura ko, parang unggoy? B2: Huh? Bobo? Sabi ko, ang itsura ng unggoy, parang ikaw! B1: Ah, yun pala? Ayusin mo kasi para walang gulo!

2549. Inabutan ng bagyo ang mag-ama na sakay ng barko. Anak: Tay, lulubog po yata ang barko! Ama: Hayaan mo, hindi naman atin 'to! Happy Father's Day!

2550. Todilip, todilip... Manny Pacquiao, singing "Irreplaceable". Hehehe.


Contributors:
2501-2511, 2514-2519, 2526-2533, 2544-2549: Asha (+63917898***7)
2512-2513, 2523-2525, 2534-2541: Eroica
2520: Mina (+63921201***8)
2521-2522: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2542-2543, 2550: Tekla