text messages 2751 - 2800

2751. Life's a little ironic. We all want things to change, but once they do, we wonder why things can't go back to the way they were.

2752. Something more to think about: If price and worth have basically the same meaning, then why are priceless and worthless totally opposite?

2753. Sometimes, you just have to try not to care no matter how much you do because sometimes you can mean nothing to someone who means everything to you. It's not pride. It's called self-respect.

2754. Sadness is self-inflicted. You need not bother too much about every crappy, shitty occurrences around you. But then again, you tend to get yourself involved. Happiness is self-induced just the same. As they say, it's just a matter of perspective. So, while you still have the chance to shape your day's mood, choose: would you rather be sad or happy? Life is good. Life is bad. You decide.

2755. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, some time in your life. - Winston Churchill.

2756. Bread cast on water comes back to you. The good deed you do today may benefit you or your loved ones at the least expected time. If you never see the deed again, at least, you have made the world a better place. Isn't that what's life is all about?

2757. It can be cute when people who have a lot in common date each other. But isn't it more fun to date someone you can argue with? And then, in the end, agree to disagree then hold each other tight? I mean, really, why would you want to date yourself?

2758. The leaves of trees just keep falling. Lesson? You can't always keep someone to yourself forever. Sometimes, you have to let go. Yet, you have to remain standing like trees do.

2759. It's hard to assume your position on somebody's life. You might be expecting too much. Something far from reality. So learn to weigh the situation, know your stand and keep things in balance. Because the hardest to deal with is failure, and the hardest to endure is pain.

2760. As they say in Tibet: "If a problem can be solved, then there's no need to worry. If a problem can't be solved, then, what's the use of worrying?"

2761. Stupidity: Giving up a fight knowing you had a chance to win. Love: Fighting though you knew from the very start that you'll never win. Or is it the other way around??

2762. When things seem too good to be true, it's because of one thing; it's about to break your heart.

2763. It's so stupid to think about him almost every minute of everyday when in fact he never thought of me because he's busy with his own life. Swak! Tagos! Aray! Ouch ba?

2764. Sometimes, we get too possesive with something or someone we don't even own. It's a side effect of loving too much and receiving too little. Sad but true, huh?!

2765. Sometimes, you have to run away, not just to create distance, but to see who cares enough to run behind and pull you back.

2766. It's really hard when you know inside your heart that you love the person but you run out of reasons to fight for what you feel and believe in.

2767. The hardest part in walking away from the one you love is the part that you realize that they will never ever run after you.

2768. Ironic truth: The one who is good in taking care of other people is the same person who needs someone to take care of them.

2769. If you didn't do anything wrong, you wouldn't mind telling the truth! - Bon Apres Midi!

2770. The greatest revenge to a girl who steals your man is to let her have him, because a truly good man can never be stolen, right?

2771. God's guidance is like a flashlight in a dungeon. It doesn't shine on all corners at once, but gives out just enough light for the next step. Good morning!

2772. Life may not be what you planned. Frustrations are hard to understand but God reigns up above in control of everything. Good night!

2773. Live life one day at a time, share it with people who matter most to you. For life is a little jar of memories and experiences so fill it with love and happiness.

2774. Did you know that the darkest time of the day is the minute before sunrise? So when you feel that you're at the darkest moment in your life, remember that sunrise is just a minute away. God bless.

2775. When you find love, treasure it, take care of it. Be true to it. Make good use of it. Because love comes unseen. You can only see it when it's gone.

2776. Prayer is a perfume to our soul and a fragrance that pleases God. Wear your prayer everyday and let it freshen you, anytime, anywhere you go. Good night!

2777. A good person is never alone. One who sows thoughtfulness reaps friendship. One who plants kindness reaps love. Enjoy the fruits you've sown well. Good morning!

2778. For the ladies: You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise, they are simply unbearable. Hahaha!

2779. Don't pray to be sheltered from problems. But pray to be fearless in facing them. Don't be afraid of pain. But ask for a heart that conquers it!

2780. You never truly love a person unless the mere thought of you hurting your loved one is enough to break you own heart.

2781. When you love, it's not for you to be understood but for you to understand. Not for you to take but for you to be taken. To listen, not to dictate. To sacrifice and not to demand. Not to count or measure but to love.

2782. Life is a song we play each day. Every mistake we make in life puts the song out of tune, but keep on trying. One day, every melody will come to its tune. Good evening!

2783. May the Lord give you a heart free from sadness, a mind free from worries, a life free from hatred and a body free from illness. Happy weekend!

2784. Christ is a good bowler. If he doesn't strike you, he will surely spare you. He's always ready to give you a break. But never will he ever roll you over to the canal. Good night!

2785. Mornings are wonderful blessings. Either stormy or shiny, they stand for hope and give us another start of what we call 'life'. Enjoy your day!

2786. Our eyes are placed in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back. Don't dwell on things past, learn from them and keep moving forward.

2787. It hurts to know that we've fallen for someone who would just leave us hanging. Why? Because we sometimes close our eyes from the reality that they never really loved us, they just cared.

2788. Let us cherish the moment when we are empty but happy, tired but inspired, down but smiling, and feeling lost but living for a cause. Life is a gift! Good day!

2789. Why was white chocolate invented? So little black kids could have dirty faces too.

2790. You are aging when the candles on your birthday cake are enough to burn down your house, when your joints are as creaky as a rundown door, when your hairline starts to recede and your waistline starts to expand, when you can live without sex but not without your eyeglasses, when your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

2791. A change in the weather patterns might have occured causing havoc to affected surroundings, the way debris are scattered indicated that the gust of wind is going northeast, causing damage to the path it is going. - Sagot ni Inday sa amo nung tinanong kung bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay.

2792. You can be a doctor and save lives, a lawyer and defend lives, a soldier and protect lives or simply be yourself, horny and create lives. Hahaha!

2793. GF: Baby, spell mo nga yung empty. Bobong BF: Uhmm, hindi ko alam eh. Try ko. Dobol u, ay, ti, eych, ow, yu, ti, way, ow, yu? GF: How sweet!! Getz mo??

2794. Some people say they can't live without love. Well, oxygen's more important. - Dr Gregory House. So, kung wala kang lovelife, inhale-exhale ka na lang!

2795. Amo: Inday, kunin mo nga yung Vogue magazine. Inday: Ma'am, Vogyu, hindi Vog. Amo: Inday, Vog ang tamang pagbigkas. Inday: O sige na nga Ma'am, Vog na, there's no need to arg!

2796. Hi! Sorry to disturb you. Tulog ka na ba? Sorry kung nagising kita. Sige, matulog ka na ulit. Pero kung gising ka pa, may tanong lang ako. Bakit hindi ka pa tulog? Siguro, gising ka pa. Tulog na!

2797. Try mo ito! 1. Punta ka sa reply. 2. Type your name tapos space. 3. I-dictionary ON mo. 4. Then press 22667625. Ayos ito! You'll be touched. Send this to your close friends! Gandang tanghale!

2798. Positive thinking Pinoy: Pare1: Pre, pautang muna ng 5 kg bigas at 3 sardinas. Bayaran ko kaagad pagdating ni misis galing US. Pare2: Sige, ito. Kelan ba ang uwi ni mare? Pare1: Nag-aapply pa lang. Pero malaki daw ang pag-asa. Yan ang Pinoy!

2799. Tatlong uri ng boobs. Age 18-29. Tila Poncan, bilog at mabango. Age 30-44, like mangoes, nakabitin ng konti at makatas. Age 50 and up. Tila sibuyas! Bakit? Nakakaiyak tingnan!

2800. May batang lumapit sa akin. Sabi nya: Gusto mo ng balde? Nagtaka naman ako dahil hindi naman ako nag-iigib ng tubig at kanyang winika: Umaapaw kasi ang kadyosahan mo eh!

Contributors:
2751-2770, 2792: Eroica
2771-2791, 2799-2800: Asha (+63917898***7)
2793: Jamie
2794-2795: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
2796-2797: Anonymous (+63919615***4)
2798: Anonymous (+63920801***3)

text messages 2701 - 2750

2701. A blessed life is not being famous or wealthy; but one that faces trials and troubles but never loses sight of God's loving presence! Have a nice day!

2702. We wake up each morning feeling happy, healthy and at peace, knowing that these are blessings more precious than wealth. May God's abundant blessings be to you today!

2703. Jesus is like a software. He 'enters' your life, 'scans' your problems, 'edits' your tension, 'downloads' solutions, 'deletes' your worries and 'saves' you. God bless.

2704. Mornings are beautiful signs of hope. It was created by God to let us know that life doesn't end after the sunset. Every dawn is a new life! Have a wonderful day!

2705. May the Lord give you a fresh supply of strength to do your tasks, anoint your works, bless your plans so that even your smallest accomplishments will glorify God. Good morning!

2706. Through the cracks of brokenness in our lives, God allows us to see that only with Him and in Him is our real security and abiding strength! God bless!

2707. God often strips us of everything, so that when we have nothing, we have Him, and when we have Him, we have everything! God bless!

2708. In life, there are four things you can't get back. The stone, after the throw. The word, after it is said. The action, after it is done, and the time, after it has passed. So be careful of what you throw, of what you speak, of what you do and of what you let pass by. Take care!

2709. Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us one day more to hope. Let us hope for the best today and always. Have a blessed day!

2710. A big jar of water gets emptied by just a small hole. Even a little anger and pride will drain all the nobility of a good heart. May God's love inspire us!

2711. Look at babies sleeping - it makes you realize how fragile life is. Look at a shooting star blazing - it makes you realize how temporary life is. Look at the sun rising - it makes you realize how beautiful life is. Look at a person dying - it makes you realize how important life is. Life is beautiful in its fragility, transcience and importance. So, let's live life to the fullest. Laugh, love and be grateful! Life's wonderful. Let's enjoy its wonders!

2712. We can never be happy with something that was wrong. But if somewhere along the way, what was wrong made us happy, then it must have been right all along!

2713. Still bothered by what happened yesterday? Sit down and relax. Gather yourself. No matter how bad yesterday was, it now belongs to the past. Don't let it worry you or stop you from pursuing many possibilities of today. Today is a gift you can unwrap and share with all that's why it is called present. Keep going!

2714. If you think the world is against you, blaming other people doesn't work. When you fight life, life always wins. Have a happy day!

2715. Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others. May your happiness overflow so that it will touch the lives of many people. May God bless you always.

2716. Our lives are books and each day is a page. We cannot erase what has already been written but we can always try to write a better ending. God bless!

2717. Be grateful for the journey of life, with all its twists and turns, detours and diversions. We often learn much from the rocky road than from the smooth path. Good morning!

2718. Dear God, you've given me valuable hours each day. May I use a few seconds to say thank you for giving me the gift of knowing someone as nice as the one reading this. Good morning!

2719. Sometimes, you have to make a big mistake to figure out how to make things right. Mistakes are painful. But they are the only way to find out who you really are.

2720. If it's taking all your strength, if it's killing your heart, if it's making you bear too much pain and it's making you ignore everything else, make sure it's worth it, otherwise, let it go!

2721. Once I loved, I believed, I trusted. I failed, I cried, I moved on. Then I loved again. I invested, I exerted, I hoped, I fought. But eventually, I became weak, I got tired, I let go. Love doesn't always succeed. But it always teaches us to let go if we can no longer hold on.

2722. I guess that love does fade. That sometimes, the heart does get tired of longing, of hoping. That sometimes, you just have to accept the fact that some things can never be and that you should be contented with things as they are. Leaving is a choice. Staying is a choice. But you can never really asks someone to stay or to leave. It's a choice they have to make for themselves and sometimes, no matter how much you beg someone to stay or how hard you try to make someone leave, you really have no control over what they will choose.

2723. If you're not sure where you stand in someone's life, it's best to leave things behind so that if they drop you off, it will be easier to forget them. Don't waste time waiting for nothing when efforts are not recognized. It's best to just give things up. You've done your part, let them do theirs.

2724. The best part of being in love is when you just love a person and be happy about it. Even if that person can never be yours, even if you know that it can't last forever.That's the true essence of love. It's not about winning someone, it's not about owning a relationship, it's just about being happy because you know you've loved someone. It's about being guiltless because you know you didn't take away someone from anybody, you just love and love unselfishly.

2725. Take time to listen to your heart. Sometimes, you need not ask yourself who you really love most, but ask who really makes you happy and who makes you feel loved.

2726. Go for the person who makes you smile will all your heart and soul. The person whom you can't wait to see or talk to. This is the person whom you're meant to be with. Maybe not forever, but for now, they're right for you.

2727. Being a surgeon is easy. Just remember to cut, close and suture. But sometimes, you'll encounter a cut that is difficult to heal. Just like love. You can always cut but closure and suturing don't always follow. Thus, causing continuous bleeding. - Dr. Derek Sheperd (Grey's Anatomy)

2728. Girl and boy with their friends in school canteen. Boy: Mauna na ako. (Grabs the hands of the girl, patayo din.) Girl: Bakit? Boy: Points on a sign that says, "Do not leave your valuables unattended."

2729. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids... Eat them!!! - Homer Simpson

2730. Si Optimus Prime ay isang magiting na mandirigma. Pass this to 10 friends at magiging Autobot ka sa loob ng dalawang araw. Totoo ito! Yung pinsan ko, nagtransform na, naging tricycle! Nyahaha!

2731. Naranasan mo na ba yung feeling ng hintay ka nang hintay sa text ng taong mahal mo? Hirap, di ba? Masakit, lalo na kung biglang nagbeep yung phone mo, excited mong binuksan, yun pala, 11000 na ang nanalo ng Free McDo. Taeng AutoLoad Max yan!

2732. Panty contest: How many panties do you have? Filipina: 3, for morning, afternoon and night. French: 7, for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday! Bumbay: 12! (Wow!) For January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November and December!

2733. Ako? Kilalang crush ng school. Sikat sa room. Asset ng barkada. Palaban sa kalokohan at gabagyo ang lakas ng appeal! Pero, joke lang yun, ito naman, nagrereact agad. Hehehe.

2734. Kapag nagmahal ka, dapat, ipaalam mo! Eh, ano kung hindi nya tanggapin. At least, nasabi mo. Mabigo ka man, andito lang ako. Mang-aasar sa iyo! Ikaw kasi, bakit mo kasi sinabi?! :)

2735. Text ni yaya sa amo nya: "Ate, may importante pong bagay na nakalimotan nyu dito sa bahay, buti at naisepan kong itext kayo. Naiwan pu nyo ang cellphone nyo. Please text back!"

2736. Ano daw ang bagong sinasakyan ni Gretchen? Ano daw? Eh, di, Strada!!

2737. Dati, ang gamot sa sakit ng ulo ay kispirin at yakapsul, ngayon, hindi na raw uso yun! Ano na uso? Biogesex! Kahit walang laman ang tyan, safe!

2738. Girl: Itay, nagbold po ako sa magasin. Tingnan nyo po ang picture ko sa page 10. Itay: Anak! Sa palagay mo ba, may mas nakakahiya pa dito?! Girl: Meron pa po itay! Tingnan nyo sa page 16, si inay!

2739. Minsan, kailangan mong magparamdam sa mahal mo, sa kaibigan mo, sa tropa, sa kaberks, sa katext. Kasi, kung hindi, magugulat ka na lang isang araw, reply nila sa iyo, "Hu U?"

2740. Malungkot ka ba? Naiiyak? Natutulala? Ganyan talaga kapag matigas ang tae mo! Konting tiis lang, mapuputol din yan!

2741. Wife: Mabuti pa ang ulo mo, matigas, eh ang bird mo, ang lambot! Tumayo ang mister at pumasok sa banyo. Naslide sabay sigaw, "Mabuti pa ang banyo, madulas!"

2742. Isang mabangis na pambanat! Guy: Miss, freezer ka ba? Girl: Bakit mo naman nasabi? Guy: Tinitigasan kasi ako sa iyo eh! Hehehe.

2743. Sabi nung friend ko, nakakalaki daw ng tiyan ang beer. Kasi, minsan, nalasing sya. Ayun, nabuntis ang gaga. Hehehe!

2744. Igorot1: Mag-iingat ka sa iyong babaybayin na daan dahil ito'y mapanganib. Kunin mo itong gamot sa kagat ng ahas, baka sakaling ikaw ay makagat. Kunin mo itong isang bote ng hamog dahil ito'y nakakatanggal ng uhaw at gutom. Dalhin mo ang balaraw na ito ng ating mga ninuno upang maprotektahan ka sa mababangis na hayop. Natatandaan mo pa ba ang daan anak ko? Igorot2: Sige, sige, basta itext mo ako. Igorot1: Ok, basta imiscall mo muna ako! Ingats!

2745. Alangan namang ako ang umiwas sa iyo para hindi ka mahulog sa akin? Hindi ko naman ginusto dahil mapapahiya ka lang. Don't worry, hindi ko ipagsasabi na nahulog ka sa akin. - Kanal.

2746. Nagbubungkal ng lupa si Juan para magtanim. Akala ni Pedro, niloloko sya dahil wala namang itinatanim. Pedro: Juan, tanga ka! Wala ka namang itinatanim ah! Juan: Mas tanga ka! Seedless ito!

2747. Jinggoy: Bakit ba maalat at may asin ang dagat? Pacquiao: Sinadya yan ni Lord para sa ganun, hindi mapanis ang mga isda!

2748. I tried my best to make it up to you, but you didn't care. Now that I'm gone, you want me to come back for you? You should have woke up earlier to see me! - Magtataho, sosyal!

2749. One day, a guy said this to a girl. Pwede bang tabi tayo kapag exam? She asks him why? Kopya ka? He said, Kasi, I feel perfect when I'm beside you. Hehehe. Talaga lang ha?!

2750. Umiiyak ang isang zoo worker, itinanong ko kung bakit. Sagot nya, "Namatay kasi ang elepante." "Mahal na mahal mo yung elepante?""Hindi naman po, ako lang ang nautusang maghukay ng libingan nya!"

Contributors:
2701-2704, 2714-2718: Anonymous (+63920801***3)
2705-2712, 2725-2727, 2732-2750: Asha (+63917898***7)
2713, 2720-2722, 2729-2731: Eroica
2719: Starfish
2723: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
2724, 2728: Vahnrey

text messages 2681 - 2700

2681. Lord, enlighten what is dark in me; strengthen what is weak in me; mend what is broken in me; bind what is bruised in me; heal what is sick in me; straighten what is crooked in me and revive whatever peace and love have died in me. Most of all, teach me to practice humility at all times.

2682. There is no such thing as an extraordinary person. There are only ordinary people continuing on where others give up. The moment one passes the "give up point", everything looks extraordinary!

2683. Always tell someone how you feel. Mean what you say and say what you mean even when it's hard because opportunities are lost in a blink of an eye but regrets can last a lifetime. Good morning!

2684. Life give us lots of things to learn. Things we should keep and we should let go. Things to forget and sometimes regret. We get hurt and cry, but why should you cry? When I'm still here to remind you how to smile. Take care!

2685. We can't own time to have long talks. We don't have nice chances for more laughs. But eventhough our worlds don't meet, I'll always be your good friend to keep.

2686. Things between us might change years from now. They may not be too surprising. But just keep in your mind that I've been a friend to you once. So, till the end, I'll always be.

2687. One day, we'll wake up falling in love with a wrong person in a wrong time and place. But one day, we'll realize that it's not the person, time and place that is wrong but our expectation for a perfect love story.

2688. Have you tried saying you're ok but you're not? Pretending to understand but you don't? Acting like you're busy but in reality, you're lonely? Convincing people that you just wanna be friends but what you really want is more than friends? When you know that he/she has somebody else, but you pretend that it doesn't hurt but it really hurts so bad inside? When you say you've moved on, but the truth is you're just still waiting? When you say you're over her, but you know you still love her? When you say you can't relate with this message, but then you really do? :)

2689. What if a bird fell in love with a fish? Where would they live? Who keeps the fins and who loses the wings? It's an irony but that's how cruel yet poetic love can be.

2690. I did try hiding my true feelings, accepting what you really want me. I thought it will be easy. For you, I'll just try harder to accept and face the reality that you will learn and appreciate my love. It will only happen in my dreams but if that time comes, I hope not to be awaken. I rather sleep a lifetime just to prove how much I love you.

2691. I'm letting you go even if I love the idea of being with you! Because love doesn't trap you in an unhappy life! - Kaiserin.

2692. A great man once said, "Be a lotus." Which means, no matter how ugly, how evil, and how sinful everyone around you might become, do not allow yourself to be stained. A lotus remains beautiful even as it lingers in the filthy waters of the pond. Don't be contaminated, do not be influenced by worthless means, remain radiant among the shadows of darkness. Be a lotus. It has to start with one, to fill the pond with more. Good night!

2693. God gave us two gifts: One is choice and the other is chance. The choice of a good life and the chance to make it the best. Good morning!

2694. Beautiful lives don't just happen. They are made every single day, with much love, prayer and sacrifice. The many task we face each day can burden and oppress; but spending time with God each day can bring relief from stress. Let us be reminded that, in the end, only three things matter: How fully you lived, how deeply you loved and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. God bless.

2695. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled and crushed into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value. Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you're still priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or who we know nor in what we have, but by who we are. You're special. Don't ever forget that.

2696. Falling down doesn't make a person a failure. But staying down does. Always remember that no one is perfect and when you fall so hard, just bounce back higher.

2697. Live fully. Have fun. Be crazy, be weird, go out and screw up. Don't try to be perfect. Just be an excellent example of being human. Enjoy life.

2698. Beatitudes for my textmates: Blessed are you who send a smile, a hug, a laugh, a thought to inspire and lift me out of my blue moods. Blessed are you who's texts God speak to me. Blessed are you who let me know I'm not alone. Thank you for being part of my life.

2699. Getting into a relationship is not a contest of who is almost always right. It is becoming like what the Japanese call as wise bamboo, meaning, you bend so you don't break.

2700. Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part. Keeping her is the real accomplishment. Good evening!

Contributors:
2681: Abet (+63917866***0)
2682: Anonymous (+63918920***7)
2683, 2693-2694: Anonymous (+63920801***3)
2684, 2687-2689, 2695: Vahnrey
2685: Starfish
2686: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
2690: Anonymous (+63910504***1)
2691-2692: Eroica
2696-2700: Asha (+63917898***7)

text messages 2641 - 2680

2641. Happiness is a very subjective factor in one's life. Being happy doesn't depend on achieving what you want, but rather making the best out of what is given. Life isn't fair, it never was. The only thing that can make you completely happy is contentment. Be contented with what you have, but be sure to aim high and never stop believing you can do better everytime. Then again, if all else fails, don't forget that an ordinary you has an extraordinary God to back you up.

2642. The power of prayer will never leave you, even in the darkest of times. It is the greatest weapon known to human kind , the freedom no one can take away.

2643. A sailor was stuck in an island where he was the only survivor. He made a hut for his shelter. Day and night, he's praying and waiting for someone to rescue him but no one came. He stored food in the hut for his survival, but one day, the hut burned to ashes and nothing was left of it. He was so angry, he said, "God, why have you done this to me?!" The next morning, rescuers came. He asked, "How did you know that I'm here?" They replied, "We saw a smoke signal." Trust him when misfortune happens. His plans are always greater than yours.

2644. Behind every circumstance is God's purpose. At times, what we consider a trial is simply the hand of God rearranging our lives to be more fruitful. God bless you!

2645. Sometimes, God closes the door and locks the windows. During those times, it's nice to think that maybe, there's a storm outside and He wants you safe with Him. Good morning!

2646. Trials... it's like a washing machine. Twist us, spin us and knock us around but in the end, we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before. Have faith on Him! Good morning. Have a nice day!

2647. The sweetest day comes not with the greetings we make each day but with the thought that somebody wishes the best for us every moment of the day. And today, I wish you the best!

2648. Coffee has evolved all these years with cream, iced coffee, coffee with chocolate chip cookies. But no matter how people try to innovate coffee varieties, it still doesn't lose its distinct aroma. Just like us. No matter how we clothe ourselves with different personalities, still our character remains. People may destroy your image, stain your personality but they can't take away your character. Live. Exist. Let your character diffuse its distinct aroma. ;)

2649. Character is made by what you stand for; reputation by what you fall for. - Robert Quillen.

2650. He who blames others has a long way to go in his journey. He who blames himself is halfway there. He who blames no one has arrived. A Chinese proverb.

2651. Good people are like sunlight, filtering into the quiet corners of one's heart, offering bright mornings and fresh hope yet demanding nothing in return. May you be the sunlight that refresh everyone whose life you touch today. Have a stress-free day. Good morning!

2652. Don't try to figure out where you'll find true happiness. Just try to make others happy, and happiness will find you. Have a good day!

2653. A blind man had a board saying, "Help me, I'm blind." Only few gave. But there was this man who was always giving. One day, when that man passed, he took the board and changed the sign in it. Now, the blind man noticed a lot was giving, so when that man passed, the blind man asked, "Excuse me sir, but what did you put in my board?" The man smiled and said, "Such a beautiful day, too bad I can't see it." A positive outlook in life will make a difference.

2654. Don't spoil what you have by desiring what you don't have. Rather, remember that what you have now was once among the things you used to hope for.

2655. If we'd only love those who love us, what's the reward in that? The golden rule says, "Do unto others what you want to be done unto you."But it doesn't say people who don't treat you well are an exception. Karma can be a bitch, but it rewards well if much deserved.

2656. The only true painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said and never explained.

2657. If you're having a really hard time in a relationship, you still can turn that relationship around. Take a piece of paper, sit down and write all the things that you appreciate about that person. Think about all the reasons that you love them. Do you appreciate their sense of humor? How supportive they are? When you focus on appreciating and acknowledging their strengths, you will get more of it and the problems will fade away. - The Secret.

2658. If all the science in the world could explain everything, could Physics explain why we fall in love with someone without being affected by gravity? And why can't Logic help us to make things right when we are in love? Would Chemistry give us the chemical elements of love and its formula? Or could Anatomy and Physiology locate the scars in our heart?

2659. It's quite ironic that in life, the person that brings out the best in you and the one that makes you strong, is actually your weakness.

2660. Memories play a very confusing role. They make you laugh when you remember the time you cried together, but sometimes make you cry when you remember the time you last laugh together.

2661. Chinese: My leaders are like Great Wall Of China, old but still as strong as the brick in the wall. Singaporean: My leaders are like the many high rise buildings in Singapore, they bring our nation to greatest heights. Filipino: My leaders are like Taal Volcano, they've been around for a long time, doing nothing.

2662. Sometimes my mind asks, Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered. Mental patient needs more care. =)

2663. Lady employee to handsome boss: All the female workers are suing you for sexual harrassment, but since you have not done anything to me, I am suing you for discrimination!

2664. It is better to tell the truth and make someone cry than to tell a lie and make someone smile, so, don't be shy to tell the truth that I am cute. I will not cry, promise!

2665. Naalala ko nung nasa school ako, may nagtanong, "Excuse me, favorite mo ba ang Geometry? Kasi, kahit anong angle, cute ka!" Asar! (^_~)

2666. In a gay beauty contest, question and answer portion. Juror: Here's your question, bukod sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mong halimaw ka? :)

2667. Minsan, tinanong ko sa sarili ko, bakit nakilala kita? Bakit nakasundo kita? Bakit naging kaibigan kita? Ngayon, alam ko na ang sagot, simple lang pala! Kasi, mabait ako!

2668. @>-;-- Fresh flower for you! Galing banyo. Este! Galing Baguio. Kaya amoy panty. Este! amoy pine tree! Hehehe!

2669. There was an accident that had just happened in the street. A woman approached the victims and tried to help them, but suddenly a nursing student came in and said, "Miss, excuse me, please step back. I've had a course in first aid and I'm trained in CPR!" The woman stepped aside, and watched the procedures for a few moments, then tapped the student on the shoulder and said, "When you are through, if ever you'll need a doctor, nandito lang ako." Wahaha! Umepal pa kasi!

2670. Sa presinto. Man: Sir, irereport ko po sana na laging may tumatawag, sumusulat at nananakot sa akin. Pulis: Aba, grave threat yan. Sino ba? Man: Citibank at HSBC po!

2671. Pucha! Kaaway ng Acho! Chet! :)

2672. Makulay! (makulay) Ang buhay! (ang buhay) Makulay ang buhay sa kabilang buhay!!!

2673. Pedro: May ka-eyeball ako mamaya, ano kaya ang itsura nya? Kasi, sabi nya, may kamukha syang celebrity, "Sh" ang simula ng name. Juan: Jackpot ka, Pedro! Baka Sharon or Sheryl yan! Matapos ang eyeball, umuwi si Pedro. Juan: Kumusta ang eyeball mo? Bakit ka malungkot? Pedro: Shrek!

2674. Masarap kapag may kaibigan. May kausap. Masaya sa lakaran. Karamay sa problema. Pero ang pinakamasarap sa lahat, kapag ang kaibigan, natitikman! Yummy! - Gretchen Barreto. Hahaha!

2675. When you feel sad and alone, I'll be there to say, "Halika, mambato tayo ng bubong para masaya!"

2676. Husband: I want to buy a gift for my wife. Saleslady: How long have you been married, sir? Husband: 17 years. Saleslady: Doon po ang bargain section sa kaliwa, sir!

2677. Lasing1: Dito na lang ako pare, bahay na namin ito. Lasing2: Anong inyo? Amin itong bahay! Lasing1: Amin ito! Pustahan tayo. (Kumatok) Babae: Hay naku! Lasing na naman itong mag-ama!

2678. Kailan mo masasabing pangit ang isang magandang babae? Answer? Kapag tumabi sa akin! Hahaha!

2679. Sa buhay ko, daming nangyayari. Minsan, umiiyak, nasasaktan, nahihirapan. Ang dami kong sama ng loob. Pero alam mo ba na sa lahat ng luha ko, isa ka sa mga fans ko?! Nyahaha!

2680. Dear anak, Naipadala ko na yung 50 thousand pang tuition mo, ipinagbili na namin yung kalabaw natin. Ang mahal pala ng Counter Strike na kurso! Wala na rin pala tayong mga baboy, naipagbili na rin namin para dun sa sinasabi mong project, Nokia N75 ba yun? Ang mahal naman ng project mo! Kasama din dun ang 7 thousand para sa field trip nyo sa Mall Of Asia. Malayo ba yun, bakit ang mahal? Isasangla pa namin ang palayan para mabili mo yung instrumentong iPod. Napailaw nyo na ba yung pinagpupuyatan nyong San Mig Lights? Sana, grumaduate ka na. Love, nanay.

Contributors:
2641: Nino (+63919891***8)
2642-2652, 2659-2663, 2673-2680: Asha (+63917898***7)
2653, 2658, 2669: Vahnrey
2654-2657, 2670-2672: Eroica
2664-2666: Tekla
2667: Khristine (+63922842***5)
2668: Anonymous (+63920801***3)

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2601. Life is unpredictable, anything could just happen. It might be success or a mess, but for as long as we're learning on the Lord's side, we'll win because God never loses a battle. God bless!

2602. God's hand is upon you today, touching your life with joy, blessing your heart with love and comforting yourself with peace. Smile! Take care!

2603. God's plans are better than ours, that's why God doesn't always say "Yes" to every word we say. Sometimes, He says, "My child, allow me. I have a better way." Good evening!

2604. The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems, but those who learn to live with things that are less than perfect. Good night!

2605. Happiness is not something you have in your hands. It's something you carry in your heart. Give it away generously and it will return to you a thousand fold. God bless you!

2606. Kinda wondering why sunset is a lot colorful than the sunrise that just actually gives us light? I guess it's the irony of life. There is "good" in "goodbyes."

2607. If you desire long life, if you want to enjoy prosperity, keep your tongue from falsehood, keep your lips from deceit, turn away from evil and do good. Seek peace and pursue it. Keep the faith!

2608. Often, the greatest enemy of present happiness is past happiness too well remembered.

2609. I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey.

2610. Some learnings in life: 1. Be kind to yourself. 2. Looking good is feeling good. 3. You are out not to please everybody. 4. Expect little, but do your best and dream big. 5. Smile a lot! It's healthy. 6. Laugh your heart out. Be silly once in a while. 7. Live light and keep it simple. 8. Failure is a good starting point. 9. You are blessed. Don't forget to say thanks. 10. Have faith. God answers our prayers.

2611. I saw a painting of two friends holding hands, it's old yet never fading. How I wish we were the painting. Getting older, yet never changing.

2612. Sometimes people give up on love that's why God made the earth round so that if two people who are meant to be would decide to walk different paths, still at one point of the world, the end of their roads can meet.

2613. Falling in love is never a decision - always by chance. Staying in love is never a chance - always by choice. Falling out of love is never a choice - always a decision.

2614. 10 things to consider in a relationship: 1. Never both be angry at the same time. 2. Never yell at each other. 3. If one of you has to win an argument, let it be your mate. 4. If you must criticize, do it lovingly. 5. Never bring up mistakes of the past. 6. Neglect the whole world rather than each other. 7. Never go to sleep with an argument unsettled. 8. At least once a day, say a complimentary word to your mate. 9. When you have done something wrong, admit and ask forgiveness. 10. It takes two to make a quarrel, but the one who's wrong does the most of it.

2615. Woman are like apples on a tree. The best ones are at the top. Men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't good but easy. So the apples on the top think something is wrong with them. When in reality, they are amazing, they just have to wait for the right man to come along. The one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

2616. FYI: An average American man measures 5'9". Pinoy average height is 5'4". Humans are a little taller at night (quarter of an inch). Average size of American penis is 6 inches. Average Pinoy penis is 4 inches. Typical guy laughs 15x a day, cries 1.5x a month. An average guy sleeps 7.5 hours a night, 220000 hours sleep in his lifetime. A typical American guy has 14.5 sex partners in his life (excluding sex workers) Men enjoy sex 135x a year. Men can read small prints than women but has weaker location memory. 91% of men lie regularly.

2617. Use your lips for truth, your voice for kindness, your eyes for compassion, your hands for charity, your figure for uprightness, your heart for love and for anyone who doesn't like you, your middle finger! Hahaha!

2618. Simple thought: No matter how serious life gets, you will consequently need the company of people whom you can completely be stupid with.

2619. Husband to doctor: I want a vasectomy. Doctor: Did you discuss this with your family? Husband: I asked my children and they voted favorably, 17-2.

2620. A guy after 3 hours of sex tells his girlfriend: You're not going to see me for a while. Girl: Why? Are you going to leave me? Boy: No. Just turn over. Next position please. :)

2621. Man: Can I have sex with my pregnant wife? Doctor: First 3 months, normal style. Next 3 months, dog style. Last 3 months, wolf style. Man: How do wolves do it? Doctor: Sleep near the hole and howl!

2622. This puzzle is exclusively for those who have a sharp mind. How many eggs will a rooster lay in 1 year if it lays 5 eggs a day? No reply, no IQ! Game? I'll wait...

2623. Trivia! A jellyfish is 95% water. Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue. A roach can live 9 days without its head. Camels have 3 eyelids. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds. Pigs are the only animals other than humans that can get sunburn. Rats can't vomit, that's why rat poison works. Lobsters have blue blood. Moths have white blood. Dolphins sleep with one eye open. A mosquito has 47 teeth. Snails can sleep for 21 years.

2624. Your food choices show your mood: Angry people often eat meat which they can chew aggresively, it's like a release. Lonely people eat bulky food such as rice - they feel empty so they want something that makes them feel full. Stressed people eat chips or crackers. Sad people indulge in ice cream and cheese. Sexually frustrated people eat breads and donuts, they want something that slides down easy, no hassles. Source: Reader's Digest, January 2007.

2625. Anger is a condition where the tongue works faster than the mind. Hold it before you regret it! Have a good morning! Take care.

2626. It's hard to wait around for something you know might not happen. But it's harder to give up when you know it's everything you ever wanted.

2627. Girl: Bakit mo ako love? Boy: Ang mata mo, sing ningning ng bituin! Girl: Napanood ko na yan! Boy: You complete me! Girl: Kainis ka talaga! Boy: Tayong dalawa, always kama ang punta! Girl: Ay, love mo ako talaga!!!

2628. Sa kasalan. Pari: Sana, ang donation mo ay katumbas ng ganda ng pakakasalan mo. Groom: Eto, P5 father. Tiningnan ng pari ang bride. Pari: Eto P2, sukli mo!

2629. Wife1: Ang asawa ko ang the best! Hindi babaero, hindi naninigarilyo, hindi umiinom at nasa bahay lang lagi. Wife2: Parang santo pala siya! Wife1: Nope! Paralyzed ang tarantado!

2630. Nurse: Dok, bakit ayaw ng mga lalaki magcondom kapag nagsesex sila? Doktor: Tanungin kita, masarap bang mangulangot nang nakagwantes??

2631. What she says versus what she means... Says: Hindi ako galit. Means: Hayop ka! Says: Wait, 5 minutes na lang. Means: I'll be ready in 1 hour. Says: May suggestion ako. Means: Ito ang dapat! Says: Ang pangit ko ngayon no? Means: Sabihin mong maganda ako!

2632. What he says versus what he means... Says: Gusto mong kumain? Means: Gutom na ako. Says: Gusto mong panoorin talaga yan? Means: Ang corny. Says: What's wrong? Means: Nag-iinarte ka na naman dyan! Says: Ikaw ang pinakamagandang babae sa mundo. Means: Hay naku, eto na naman tayo.

2633. Alam mo bang tinext kita dahil gusto ko lang mangumusta? Yun lang, ayoko nang pahabain pa itong text ko sa iyo, kasi, ang pakay ko lang talaga ay kamustahin ka. Medyo tinatamad nga akong magtext lalo na kung mahaba, kaya ito, kakamustahin lang kita. Baka may ginagawa kang importante, sabihin mo pa nakakaabala pa ako sa iyo, kaya di na ako nagtext ng mahaba. Nakakahiya naman sa iyo. Basta alam mong naalala kita sa simpleng kamusta lang. Hindi na para tanungin ko pa ang ginagawa mo, o kung ok ka. Basta nagtext ako para mangamusta.

2634. Fall... Boron! Hahaha! I've been... Patrimonio! Wehehe. Anchor... Tis! Hahaha! Last na! Last na! Korny na... Sanchez! Wahahaha!

2635. Isang binatilyo ang pumasok sa gay bar. Nalaman ng nanay nya at nagalit. Nanay: Ano ang nakita mo doon na hindi mo dapat makita? Boy: Si tatay po! Tumitili pa!!

2636. Two men drinking: Man1: Pare, bakit hanggang ngayon, wala ka pa ring girlfriend? Tingnan mo ako, nakakailan na. Wala ka bang natitipuhan? Man2: (Blushed) Meron. Manhid ka lang kasi!

2637. Dapat talaga, lumabas na yang si Wendy sa bahay. Arte, arte nya no, tsaka walang breeding! - Tinkerbell.

2638. Movies that must not be translated into Filipino. Black Hawk Down - Ibong Maitim Sa Ibaba. Dead Man's Chest - Dodo ng Patay. I Know What You Did Last Summer - Uuyyy, Aminin! Love Actually - Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-Ibig. Million Dollar Baby - Milyun-milyong pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate.) The Blair Witch Project - Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang Si Blair. Marry Poppins - Si Mariang May Putok. Snakes On A Plane - Nag-ahasan sa Ere.

2639. Movies that must not be translated into Filipino II. The Postman Always Rings Twice - Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses. Sum Of All Fears - Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat. Swordfish - Talakitok. Pretty Woman - Ganda ng Lola Mo. Robin Hood, Men In Tights - Si Robin Hood at ang mga Felix Bakat. Four Weddings and A Funeral - Kahit Apat Na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin! The Good, The Bad And The Ugly - Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat!

2640. Movies that must not be translated into Filipino III. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone - Adik Si Harry, Nagbabato. Click - Isang Pindot Ka lang. Brokeback Mountain - May Nawasak Sa Likod ng Bundok Tralala. There's Something About Mary - May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria. Employee Of The Month - Ang Sipsip. Resident Evil - Ang Biyenan. Kill Bill - Kilitiin sa Bilbil. The Grudge - Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti. Never Been Kissed - Pangit Kasi. Gone In 60 Seconds - Isang Round, Tulog. The Fast and The Furious - Ang Bitin, Galit! Too Fast, Too Furious - Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit. Dude, Where's My Car? - Dong, Anung Level Ulet Tayo Nagpark? Beauty And The Beast - Ang Asawa Ko At Ang Nanay Nya!


Contributors:
2601-2606, 2612-2614, 2617-2621, 2623-2632: Asha (+63917898***7)
2607-2609, 2615-2616, 2637-2640: Eroica
2610: Abet (+63917866***0)
2611: Joy (+63910727***1)
2622: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2633-2636: Tekla