2501. God never runs out of blessings. Catch it, it's free!
2502. In the Lord's prayer, the word "love" did not appear; "forgive" was used. It's because forgiving is the highest expression of loving. Have a nice day!
2503. In Chemistry, He turned water to wine. In Biology, He was born without a normal conception. In Physics, He disproved the law of gravity when He ascended to heaven. In Economics, he disproved the law of diminishing return by feeding 5000 men with two fishes and 5 loaves of bread. In History, He is the beginning and the end. In Government, he is a wonderful counselor. In Religion, no one comes to the Father except thru Him. So, who is He? Jesus!
2504. Just for today, decide to be happy, to live with what is yours. If you can't have what you want, maybe you can like what you have. Just for today, decide to be kind. Be cheerful. Be agreeable. Be understanding. Be your best. Dress your best. Talk softly. Look for the bright side of things. Praise people instead of criticizing them. Just for today. Try it. After all, it's just for a day. Who knows you might like it and do it again tomorrow.
2505. Good morning! Don't forget to carry God's word in your heart before you start your busy day and don't forget to smile. ;)
2506. The greatest mistakes we make are the risks we didn't take. If you think something will make you happy, go for it! So that you won't live your life asking "What if?" and telling yourself "If only..."
2507. Only in this life you can do good. What awaits you in the next life is not the opportunity to do better but the reward for having done best.
2508. Even if you do things the right way, some would still be unsatisfied. Some will not appreciate what you say and what you do, and there would always be people who would let you down too. But for as long as you speak honestly from the heart, you'll be fine. This is not a perfect world. This is not a perfect life. Life is almost always unfair. But life loves the person who dares to live it.
2509. Be sure to cherish things while you still have them. Not when they're gone. For one of the hardest things to deal with is regret. All the "could have beens" and "what ifs" could never bring them back. :(
2510. It's wiser not to expect but to hope. For in expecting, we ask for disappointments, whereas in hoping, we invite miracles. Good morning!
2511. Life is all about waking up each day to discover something new, about meeting old people but making new conversations, walking thru old roads but still feeling nice about it, realizing that you have grown a day older but still feeling young at heart, meeting busy schedules but still finding time for old friends, being nostalgic about gone days but looking forward to better days. A blessed day to you!
2512. We are in the dark night of the soul. If we accept what has happened and forgive the wrong done to us, the dawn will come early. Good night people!
2513. Have you ever lost someone you love and wanted one more conversation, one more chance to make up for the time when you thought they would be here forever? If so, then you know you can go your whole life collecting days, and none will outweigh the one you wish you had back. - For One More Day
2514. Don't talk too much when you're mad, you might say things you don't mean to say.
2515. Making a decision takes time, don't rush!
2516. Life is like the game of chess, one wrong move and your game is all messed up!
2517. Never let your pride ruin everything. It is better to lose your pride than to lose the love of your life because of your pride.
2518. 10 biggest brain damaging habits: 1. No breakfast. 2. Overeating. 3. Smoking. 4. High sugar consumption. 5. Air pollution. 6. Sleep deprivatio. 7. Head covered while sleeping. 8. Working your brain during illness. 9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts. 10. Talking rarely.
2519. Each of us has problems but it doesn't mean that we have to keep it alone. Kaya nga God created friends, para when the time comes na natumba ka na, here's my hand, itatayo kita!
2520. Masarap magkaroon ng maraming kaibigan. May katawanan. May katripan. Enjoy ang buhay mo. Sarap mabuhay. Kaya friend, daming thank you ha?! Kasi, nag-eenjoy ako sa buhay ko dahil sa iyo!
2521. I love you friend! Not because you love me, not just because you deserve it. I love you not just for who you are. But, sshhh, basta! Love kita! Wala nang marami pang tanong!
2522. Mahirap magtampo ng walang dahilan. Mahirap umintindi ng hindi mo maintindihan. Mahirap magselos ng wala kang karapatan. Pero hindi ba mas mahirap magmahal sa taong ang turing sa iyo ay "wala lang."
2523. I love you hurts when it's not meant, it's not appreciated, it was just in the past, it's forced, it's a lie, and most of all? Kapag may dugtong na "friend."
2524. Minsan, para ka palang nagmamahal ng pader. Habang mas pinagdidiinan mong itulak ang sarili mo, mas nasasaktan ka. Pero sya, hindi pa rin natitinag.
2525. Pain is when you can't breathe even if your chest still rises and falls. Sadness is when you look out the window and think the rain are your tears. Loneliness is when you still feel a hand touching yours even if there's none. Desperation is when you wait for a message that will never come. Love is when you experience all those things and still open your heart to that someone.
2527. Job opportunity. 5000 pesos per hour. Sa Enchanted Kingdom, tagatulak ng Anchor's Away!
2528. Job opportunity. 800 pesos per minute. Sa Star City! Tagahila ng Roller Coaster!
2529. Job opportunity. For female only. 900 pesos per minute. Sa Alaska milk. Substitute sa baka.
2530. Pinakabagong salawikain. Kapag maiksi ang kumot, sa baby ipagamit. Papunta ka pa lang, sige, ingat. Laging nasa huli ang pinakamatangkad. Kapag may usok, kawawa ang may hika. When the cat is away, sabihin mo lang, wiss, wiss, wiss, para lumapit. Sa hinaba-haba ng prusisyon, ayun, traffic.
2531. Some friends forget. Some move away. Some keep silent. Some just change. But I'm not one of them. I'm just here, medyo busy nga lang. You know naman, daming shooting. :)
2532. Kapag niloko ka, huwag na huwag kang iiyak. Kapag iniwan ka, huwag mong habulin. Kapag sinaktan ka, huwag kang magmakaawa. Instead, be proud and say, "Praise the Lord! Available na naman ako!"
2533. Mahal kong John, Kumusta? Hindi ko malilimutan nang naghiwalay tayo. It was all my fault. I was selfish. I'm really sorry for breaking your heart. Come back to me. Forgive me. Hindi na ako makakahanap pa ng katulad mo. You're the only one for me. Mahal na mahal kita. Love, Maria. P.S. Congrats pala sa pagkapanalo mo sa lotto.
2534. Best things in life: Nakapulot ka ng wallet at walang nakakita. Libreng pagkain. Bumagyo sa araw ng thesis defense mo. Tatay/nanay mo ang presidente. Nakapag-asawa ng ubod ng yaman ang ate/kuya mo. Pumayat ka ng walang effort. Kamukha mo si Lindsay Lohan kung girl ka, si Brad Pitt naman kung guy ka. Mga housemaids na loyal. Negative ang blood test mo. Niligawan ka ng crush mo. Iniwan ka ng dyowa mong matagal mo nang gustong itapon. Aircon. Free ride kapag nastranded ka. Manalo sa lotto, bingo, casino. Beautiful kids. Gifted child. Ice cold coke kapag summer. Hot shower. Acquittal. Pictures na maganda ang angle mo. UAAP/NCAA champion ang university mo. Marathon ng favorite tv show mo. Hot pandesal. Nakarma ang kaaway mo. Winning moments. Inuman with friends. Peace of mind.
2535. Hindi lahat ng tumatawa, masaya. Hindi lahat ng umiiyak, malungkot. Hindi lahat ng maganda, malinis. Hindi lahat ng mataba, malakas kumain. Hindi lahat ng payat, mahinang kumain. Hindi lahat ng mabango, bagong ligo. Hindi lahat ng kaibigan, totoo. Hindi lahat ng kaaway, masama. Hindi lahat ng bata, naglalaro. Hindi lahat ng matanda, tanga.
2536. More! Hindi lahat ng bayani, martir. Hindi lahat ng sikreto, nabubunyag. Hindi lahat ng mahal, matibay. Hindi lahat ng mura, cheap. Hindi lahat ng nag-aral, edukada. Hindi lahat ng itlog, buo. Hindi lahat ng tama, tama. Hindi lahat ng mali, mali. Hindi lahat ng may pera, mayaman. Hindi lahat ng pulubi, mahirap. Hindi lahat ng ginto, tunay. Hindi lahat ng sugat, masakit. Hindi lahat ng sakit, may gamot. Hindi lahat ng babae, may suso. Hindi lahat ng lalake, may bayag. Kayo, may idadagdag? Go!
2537. How to get the person you love? 1. Be friendly sa kanya. 2. Intindihin mo sya. 3. Mahalin mo lang sya hanggang magsawa ka. Pag wala pa ring nangyari, lasingin mo! Talo-talo na. :)
2538. Isang kwento na tanging Batangueno laang ang makakaintindi. Dine sa tuklong ay may puno ng kape na arugang-aruga pa ng mamay. Siyang pinapugadan sa hantik na guyam at pinabantayan sa bilot. Naulutang ngatain ng mamay ang bubot na parang sinturis. Pasal na pasal. Nang bigla na laang nagpatikar, lumiban ng karsada kahit naambon, naglulupagi sa gabukan kaya puro libag, tubal na tubal, talipa ang sipit at gura. Napadpad ang mamay sa masukal na balinghuyan at doon naulutang gamitin ang kawot para garutihin ang bangkalang.
2539. If your world is spinning round and round and your heart is beating fast, do you think you're in love? Huwag mag-ilusyon! High blood ka!
2540. Ano raw sinasabi ng ipis sa mga taong humahampas sa kanya ng tsinelas? Sirit na? "Wow! Kung mamalo, parang anak mo ako ah!" (oo nga naman!)
2541. Hindi lahat ng dinosaur, kumakain ng hayop. Yung iba, gusto lang ng hug. - Barney. Nyahaha!
2542. Nung nakita kita, inaamin ko, hindi ko mapigilang tumingin sa mukha mo, sa mata mo, sa bibig mo. Lahat, napakaperfect. Tapos, sabi ko sa sarili ko, walang duda, Mangyan to! Hehehe. Good morning!
2543. Anak: Tay! Pengeng pera. Bili lang akong chucherya. Tatay: Umayos ka nga! Kakahiya ka! Baka may makarinig. Hindi chucherya tawag dun. Anak: Ano po? Tatay: Chizkar!
2544. Callboy sa kumpisilan: Father, may kasalanan po ako. Matapos kong kunin yung bayad, tinakbuhan ko yung customer kong bading kagabi. Father: Naku! Masama yan! Sige, ipikit mo ang mata mo at luluhod ako. Callboy: Ho? Bakit kayo luluhod at binababa nyo zipper ko? Father: Huwag ka nang pumalag, bayad na ako kagabi!!
2545. GF: Hon, you know what? You have a body of a god! BF: Oh yeah? You really think so? Which god? Adonis? Zeus? GF: No... Buddha!
2546. Girl1: Nakipagbreak ka raw sa BF mo? Girl2: Oo, hindi kasi marunong humalik ang lintek, nakakainis! At hindi lang yun, isang style lang ang alam nya, hindi ko mafeel. Girl1: Anong style ba ang alam ng BF mo? Girl2: Flying kiss!
2547. Row pa. Row pa.. plezz... plezz lang day ha. Hewalayan mo na si Yilmaz! Kung gusto mo pa ako mabohay, huwag ka nang bomalek ng estanbol! - Annabelle Rama
2548. B1: Tol, ikaw daw yung nagsabi na itsura ko, parang unggoy? B2: Huh? Bobo? Sabi ko, ang itsura ng unggoy, parang ikaw! B1: Ah, yun pala? Ayusin mo kasi para walang gulo!
2549. Inabutan ng bagyo ang mag-ama na sakay ng barko. Anak: Tay, lulubog po yata ang barko! Ama: Hayaan mo, hindi naman atin 'to! Happy Father's Day!
2550. Todilip, todilip... Manny Pacquiao, singing "Irreplaceable". Hehehe.
Contributors:
2501-2511, 2514-2519, 2526-2533, 2544-2549: Asha (+63917898***7)
2512-2513, 2523-2525, 2534-2541: Eroica
2520: Mina (+63921201***8)
2521-2522: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2542-2543, 2550: Tekla
2 comments:
congrats :)..
Great ! Really great !
Dinesh.
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