Apr 5, 2007

text messages 2101 - 2150

2101. A father was reading a newspaper. He didn't want to be disturbed by his little so he cut out a map of the world, tore it to pieces and gave it to her to assemble. After a while, she returned to him with the map all in perfect order, every piece in its place. The surprise father said, "Honey, you don't know anything about geography, so how did you do it?" The innocent girl replied, "The picture of Jesus is at the back and I know if I had Jesus at the right place, the whole world would be perfect." Happy Easter!

2102. In our spiritual journey, there are prizes prepared not for the ones who win the race, but for those who persevere. So, keep running the race of faith and stick to God! Happy Easter!

2103. Upon waking up, what are you thinking? Problems? Money? Love life? Work? Food? Try to think this: Thank God for another day and then the rest will be fine. Good morning! Happy Easter!

2104. Not everyone may understand the way I am, some may hate me, while others will love me. For all of that, all I can say is thank you for whatever appreciation you have.

2105. If you feel a little dizzy and you are craving for something sweet all the time, I know what the problem is. You are suffering from a difficiency of Vitamin "Me".

2106. Loving has two phases. First: Loving the person because of who he/she is. Second: Loving the person despite who he/she is not. The first sparks love. The second one makes it last.

2107. Everytime I see a star, I remember you and cry. Why? Because I was under that star when I wished for you. I was happy to see you come true, but, it was also under that same star when you suddenly wished for someone new.

2108. Here's a fact: When a person cries, and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, it's happiness. But when it rolls first from the left, it's pain.

2109. Forgiveness. Give it to people who have hurt you in one way or another, intentionally or not, even if they don't ask for it. Because forgiving and letting go hastens the healing.

2110. Loving many people all at the same time is like eating candies with different flavors. It's fun because you get to taste all of them. But once you are done, and when they are all gone, can you tell which candy was the sweetest? Stop fooling around. Learn how to let things go. Know that you cannot have everything! Stick with someone who makes you happy. You only get to live once. Get rid of the other candies and do yourself a favor, stay with the one you love most.

2111. The ONE is that person who sees what a mess you can be but still wants you in her/his life.

2112. Love is not about judging nor being perfectionist. Love is about accepting, understanding, self sacrificing, and most of all, love is supposed to make you happy, not stupid.

2113. There are 73 billion people in this world. So why should I be sad without you? Well, because 72 billion, 999 million, 999 thousand, 999 people can't be you!

2114. Always remember two things in life: "Don't take any decisions when you are angry and don't make any promises when you are happy."

2115. Here's the truth about truth: "It hurts... so we lie." - Grey's Anatomy.

2116. Each of us represents a star in the sky; sometimes, we shine with the rest, sometimes we twinkle alone, and sometimes we fall and make someone's dreams come true.

2117. You've got to wonder why we cling to our expectations. Because the expected is what keeps us steady, standing, still, the expected is just the beginning. The unexpected is what changes our lives.

2118. Find a quiet moment today and think of all your blessings. It will be interesting to realize that good days always outnumber the bad ones. Good day!

2119. Life has great options, but you don't always have to pick what seem to be the best. Sometimes, the best and the perfect aren't always what makes you happy.

2120. It's tough to stay single in this world where everybody expects you to be with somebody. But staying single is not about having no choice, rather, it's a result of making intelligent choices! Go singles!

2121. There will be days when you get home from a party and forget what the fun was about. Have a very long and intimate conversation , yet there are still words left unspoken. Embrace your special someone, yet, never have the strength to say you care so much. Life tells us that happiness is never absolute. Seize the moment! It may never come again. =)

2122. People will adore and love you for all the good things you've done for them, but will hate you for a single mistake. That's the irony of life. - Uncle Ben of Spiderman.

2123. Do you know why it's hard to be happy? It's because we refuse to let go of the things that makes us sad.

2124. When you receive this message, send it to: 3 that you think is amazing, 2 persons you secretly hate, 2 bestfriends, 3 that you think is stupid, 3 that you always think of, 1 crush, 4 that you want to get close with, 1 that you love, 1 you idolize, 2 persons that you can't forget and 1 you wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent you this message. Bwahahaha!

2125. Boy: Daddy, how did I come into this world? Daddy: Listen carefully. Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, Dad connected to Mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from Dad's memory stick. When Dad finished uploading, we discovered we did not use a firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later, we ended up with a virus. =)



2126. I know sometimes, I'm hard to understand, hard to be with, unpredictable. But I wanna say thanks because eventhough it's hard making friends with me, still, you did!

2127. Dumating ako sa buhay mo, hindi ko alam kung napasaya kita, hindi ko alam kung nakadagdag ba ako ng problema sa iyo. Basta ako, Happy, kasi, sa buhay ko, nakilala ko ang gaya mo.

2128. When I lose someone I love, sobrang sakit. But it was then I realized, "Ok lang mawala ang taong minsan kong minahal, huwag lang ang mga kaibigan ko na lagi kong karamay!"

2129. Sa buhay, madami kang makikilalang epal, may mga ungas na dadaan, may mga jologs na mang-iiwan. Pero ok lang, nandyan ka naman, isa sa mga balahura kong kaibigan na masasabi kong "Oi, mahal ko yan!"

2130. Lungkot no? Hiwa-hiwalay na tayo. Iba na nakakasama natin. Sa landas na tatahakin ko, isa lang hinihiling ko, na sana, sa dulo ng pupuntahan ko, magkita-kita pa rin tayo. Miss you!

2131. Sa lahat ng kaibigan kong nagmahal sa akin, salamat! Sa mga lumoko sa akin, may araw din kayo! Sa mga nagpakilig sa akin, this year ulit ha! Sa mga nanira sa akin, sige lang, para sikat. Sa mga nangutang na nakalimutan na akong bayaran, may interest na yan! Sa mga nagpaiyak sa akin, iiyak din kayo! Sa mga taong nagshare ng experience sa life at advices, ganun pa rin ha? Sa taong mahal ko ngayon, mahal na mahal kita! Sa lahat ng pinagkakautangan ko, magbabayad na po! At sa bumabasa nito, ei, ingat ka palagi ha! ;)

2132. The word "Good night" doesn't really mean, "Sige, tulog na ako!" But it is in fact one of the people's shy way of saying, "Naalala kitang istorbohin before I sleep!" Good night!

2133. There's a lot more I miss about you. Not just the moments we spent, the laughs we shared or jokes we had. I'm not sure how much I miss you, but all I can say is "Nakakamiss tumawa kasama ka!"

2134. Patient: Doc, ayos yung wonder drug ah! Nakakaapat na ako ngayon! Doctor: Ano naman ang sabi ni Misis mo? Patient: Wala pa, hindi pa ako umuuwi!

2135. Man: I can identify any drink while blindfolded. (Blindfolded, he's handed some glasses) Man: Johnny Walker ito! San Miguel ito! Pweh! Ihi ito! Voice: Yes, pero kanino?

2136. What part of a man's body can turn stiff and really throbbing when in motion? Nirarayumang legs!

2137. Isang lalaki ang na-admit sa St. Luke's, sunog ang dalawang hita. Doctor: Nurse, idextrose mo, tapos antibiotic, burn cream at Viagra every 4 hours. Nurse: Viagra doc? Doctor: Para hindi sumayad yung kumot sa sugat. =)

2138. Inday: Sir, baka mahuli tayo ni Ma'am. Mr: Wala naman dito ang Ma'am mo, laging nasa office. Inday: Hindi po tama itong ginagawa natin. Mr: Baka sinabi mo na sa kanya? Inday: Ay, hindi po! Mr: Pwes, don't worry! O sige, ayusan mo ulit ako at make-upan. Gusto ko, tulad kahapon.

2139. Kung nireject ka ng taong mahal mo, huwag kang umiyak. Lumaban ka! Isama mo ako at sabay nating sabihin: "Kapangyarihan ng araw, taglay ay liwanag, kambal na lakas, kami ang Super Twins!"

2140. Alcohol solves no problems. Neither does milk. Pero buti pa ang alak, libre kung minsan. Meron na bang nagblow-out ng gatas?

2141. Ang married life. May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5:00AM. Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nagtext ng: "Huwag ka bayad ransom. Nakatakas ako. Uwi na ako!"

2142. Ang buhay, parang sandwich. Minsan masarap, minsan matamis. Pero kapag ang buhay mo ay walang lasa, isipin mo na lang, ham yan!

2143. Alam ko, friend mo lang ako, walang karapatang makialam sa desisyon mo, sa buhay mo. Pero huwag lang may makita akong luha sa mata mo! T*ngina, papatay ako! ng manok, para may pulutan tayo!

2144. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote it in the sand, but the water washed it away. So, I wrote your name everywhere. Ayun, akala nila, kandidato ka!

2145. I admire those who have real beauties, a humble and kind heart that reflects on a pretty face that makes a woman more beautiful. Stay pretty! Coz, konti na lang tayo! Hehehe.

2146. Kapag mahal mo ang isang tao, ipapasok mo! Ipasagad mo! Huwag kang matakot masaktan. Dahil ang true love, mainit at masarap habang nakabaon sa puso't isipan! Hmm, ikaw ha?! Bad!

2147. When life gets you down and you feel weary, draw inspiration and strengths from these words of the great poet and philosopher, Chito Miranda: "Tama na yan, inuman na! Hoy pare ko, tumagay ka! Nanlalamig ang lalamunan, naghihintay, nag-aabang!" =)

2148. Nafeel mo na ba yung akala mo, wala lang, friends lang kayo, tropa lang. Tapos, isang araw, kausap mo sya at habang nakatitig ka, naisip mo na lang, "Hmm, parang ang sarap nya!" Hahaha!

2149. When I die, I don't want to wear anything so that when the time comes that you'll see me lying on my coffin, I want you to smile while saying, "Ito ang patay! Pang FHM!" Hehehe.

2150. Let this season of Lent remind us all that our life and our material possesions are just being lent to us. We are all passing by. We are not immigrants here. We are all pilgrims on the road. We bring nothing when we die, but we can leave behind the love we have shared, the hope we have given and the goodness we have done. May we all have a meaningful Lenten! Happy Easter!!!


Contributors:
2101, 2108-2111, 2121-2125: Eroica
2102-2107, 2115-2119, 2134-2143: Asha (+63917898***7)
2112: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
2113-2114, 2147-2148: Starfish
2120: Noreen (+63919285***1)
2126-2133, 2144-2146, 2150: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2149: Tekla

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Singles need to read Princess Bubble. This modern day fairy tale was written for us!

[.MARCHiE.] said...

happy easter ho! :D

Arti Honrao said...

Lovely place :)
Just blog hopping!



GBU
Arti

Anonymous said...

Just cruzing!!!

Dave said...

Hello everyne! Please visit my blog. http://www.gensanstraightguy.blogspot.com/

Sikreto ng Mayayaman