Mar 31, 2007

text messages 2051 - 2100

2051. Have you seen a fish trying to get out of the aquarium? When out, it realized it does not belong to the floor but in the water. We also try to go outside God's will thinking we'll be happier but instead we just find ourselves empty.

2052. Little things we give away, come back to us some other day. It's God's way of giving rewards to those who share with unselfish heart. God bless you always.

2053. If you look at the world, you'll be distressed. If you look within, you'll be depressed. But if you look at Christ, you'll be at rest. When your world is falling apart, trust Jesus to hold it together.

2054. God makes us brave when we are afraid, makes us strong when we are weak, but most of all, He teaches us to hold on to Him when things keep on falling.

2055. Prayer is the most powerful weapon against downfall, the most effective medicine against sickness and the most valuable gift to someone we care. God bless.

2056. Life's rules: Assume nothing. Expect little. Do more. Need less. Smile often. Dream big. Laugh a lot. Pray always. And once in a while, cry, but continue living.

2057. God said, "If you don't feel pain, how would you know I'm a healer? If you don't feel sad, how would you know I'm a comforter? Child, if life is perfect, would you still know me?"

2058. There was a man who saw a scorpion almost drowning in water. He decided to save it by stretching out his finger, but the scorpion stung him. The man still tried, but the scorpion stung him again. Another man nearby told him to stop saving the scorpion. But the man said, "It's the nature of the scorpion to sting, it's my nature to love. Why should I give up my nature to love just because it's the nature of the scorpion to sting?" Don't give up caring, don't give up loving, don't give up your goodness even when everyone around you stings.

2059. The worst regret we can have in life is not for the wrong things we did, but for the right things we could have done but we never did.

2060. In tough times, stay motivated by looking how far you have come rather than how far you have to go. Count your blessings, not what you are missing. God bless you!

2061. Hardships in life exist to test how far you can stand them. Never give up! They are the shadows which will remold you to become stronger than you used to be.

2062. A precious truth to remember: Be the reason for someone's happiness, not just a part of it. Be a part of someone's sadness, but not the reason for it.

2063. Honey bees must tap two million flowers to make one pound of honey. Remember, the sweetest rewards come from the hardest struggles.

2064. When you share your life with others, life begins to find its meaning. The time you touch the lives of others is the moment you are truly blessed.

2065. As we make our journey through life, we have so many things to savor and experience. There is no such thing as instant happiness or happiness that can be found somewhere. Live your life each day the same way you would climb a mountain. An occasional glance towards the summit keeps the goal in mind, but many beautiful scenes are to be observed from each new vantage point. Happiness is a journey, not a destination. Have a happy journey!

2066. Ponder moment: The worst thing about being lied to is knowing you weren't worth the truth.

2067. Some people never get over their past accomplishments. Even worse are the people who exaggerate what they have done. For years, I kept a sign on my desk that helped me maintain the right perspective concerning yesterday. It simply said, "Yesterday ended last night." It reminded me that no matter how badly I might have failed in the past, it's done, and today is a new day. - John Maxwell

2068. Time is like a river, you can't step on the same water twice because the flow that has passed will never pass you again. Cherish every moment of your life. Stay happy!

2069. Love is a song not only played on radio. Instead, it's a song played in a person's heart. If you're in love, sing that song and go along because you might find out someone is also singing your song.

2070. If you really love someone, you wouldn't have the heart to hurt that person no matter what it takes. You will always find a way to make her happy. That's what constitute love among people because love is absolute. You are overjoyed when you see her happy, that's true love. Seeing happiness in her eyes is enough to prove what love is.

2071. Sometimes, it's not about who I deserve , it's about who I want. Regrettably, the person I badly want turns out to be someone who just stole my heart away and left it out in the open to bleed. It's unfair and at the same time, stupid. Because I did let her do so and for a moment, I actually liked the feeling of falling and being fooled. What is sad is that after the crying, when I'm already tired, I would still let her take my heart.

2072. You can close your eyes with the things you don't want to see, but you can never close your heart with the things you don't want to feel. Sad, but true.

2073. I'm sitting down smiling, as I remember I have a good friend, you. And I hope many years from now, I would still sit down, smiling for the same reason.

2074. One cannot question the existence of feelings; they are there undeniable. But one can choose to not nurture what is felt. Yet, no matter what they say, what has been felt will always be more honest than what was chosen. True realities are not built by the mind but by the heart.

2075. They say the sweetest word is "I love you." and the hardest is "Goodbye." But what if you discovered that he doesn't really love you? Would you choose the bitterness of goodbye or choose the sweetest lie?

2076. Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.

2077. When you love someone, spare a little love for yourself. Enjoy other things around you and don't ever let your world revolve around him/her. Kailan ka pa nagkaroon ng sariling solar system? Aber?!

2078. In a normal person, the heart beats 70 times a minute, 100,800 times a day, 40 million times a year! During a single day, a ventricle pumps about 11,000 quarts or 265 million quarts a lifetime. Relevance? Ang sipag ng heart! Pero tanga naman!

2079. Always remember that every minute that you spend angry is 60 seconds wasted of happiness. So, don't frown, smile. Don't cry, laugh. And don't hate, just love. Parang andali no?

2080. Minsan, gusto kong sabihin na "Miss na kita." Kaya lang, baka sabihin mo na bola. Pero isa lang ang sasabihin ko, "Bolero nga ako, pero hindi ako sinungaling."

2081. When we say sorry to someone, it doesn't mean na may nagawa ka agad na kasalanan sa kanya. Sometimes, we say sorry just to feel someone na mahalaga sya, in a way na nagsosorry ka dahil takot ka na mawala sya.

2082. May dahilan para magmahal, dahil para mabuhay. Ngunit kung hindi mo makita yung dahilan para sumaya, pwede bang ako na lang ang maging dahilan para ngumiti ka?

2083. Kapag mahal mo raw ang isang tao sa maraming dahilan, may ilan ka ring dahilan para sya'y kalimutan. Pero kapag minahal mo nang hindi mo alam ang dahilan, tiyak hindi mo rin alam kung paano sya makakalimutan.

2084. Republic Act 143. My heart was stolen, my life was taken. I'm a victim of love and you are guilty! So you are hereby sentenced to love me forever. That's an order!

2085. Bakit ang hirap ipaubaya ang mahal mo sa iba? Kahit wala ka nang karapatan sa kanya. Siguro kasi, umaasa ka pa na babalik sya o ayaw mo syang makitang masaya sa piling ng iba?

2086. Kung may isang kulang ngayon sa buhay ko, hindi yun yaman, o kaya kaibigan, o kaya love life. Simple lang, tulog!

2087. Dear itay, Padalhan nyo po ako ng pera dahil kinain ng daga ang mga damit ko. Dear anak, Wala akong pera, kung gusto mo, padalhan na lang kita ng pusa.

2088. The worst curse you can inflict on anyone: May you have Gloria's height, may you have Ramos' fidelity, may you have Gringo's loyalty, may you have Erap's wisdom, and may you have Cory Aquino's daughter! Toink!

2089. If Cinderella's glass slippers perfectly fit, why did it fall off along the way? Maybe, that was done on purpose to attract the prince. In short, malandi sya!

2090. Never let guys hurt you. We women are the planet's pride, so when a guy hurts you, stand tall and proudly say, "Sa ganda kong ito, excuse me, get out of my way! Next please!"

2091. Pangarap kong maka-uno sa finals. "Pangarap kong tuparin ang mga pangarap mo." - Kodigo.

2092. Sabi nila, love makes your heart beat fast, your body feel flushed with excitement, and your mind go around in circles. Naisip ko, love ba yun? Parang lasing lang eh.

2093. Kapag iniwan ka ng mahal mo, huwag kang lumuha. Sa halip, magsaya ka at sabihin, simula ng iwan mo ako, "My skin is firmer, my pores are smaller, and my lines, parang nawala!"

2094. Ang tawag sa message na ito ay wrong send kaya huwag mo nang basahin kasi hindi ito para sa iyo. Hindi nga ito para sa iyo, huwag kang makulit. Bahala ka. Happy birthday! Kita mo? Birthday mo ba?!

2095. Teacher: Pedro, ano sa tagalog ang foot? Pedro: Sorry ma'am, hindi ko po alam. Teacher: Lintek na bata ka, ang kalabaw, may apat nito, ako, may dalawa nito. Pedro: Ah! Dede?!

2096. Amo: Inday, ilipat ang comforter sa kwarto. Inday: Saan ko ilalagay koya? Amo: Ipatong mo lang sa kama. After 10 minutes. Inday: Andun na po. Isinama ko na rin ang frenter at scanner.

2097. Last will. Husband: Pagkamatay ko ay ipamamana ko sa iyo 50 hectares na lupa, bahay, resort, at ang 350 milyon sa bangko. Ano pa mahihiling mo? Wife: Gusto ko, mamatay ka na. Now na!

2098. GRO: Pogi, gusto mo ng ligaya? Pogi: Only if you can do it the way my wife does. GRO: Ako pa?! How does she make you happy ba? Pogi: Syempre, walang bayad!

2099. Mister: Nabili mo ba si Junior ng toy gun? Misis: Naku, ayaw ng toy gun, manika ang ipinabili! Mister: Ha? Lumalaki yatang bakla yan ah! Misis: Bakla?! Hayun, nakapatong sa manika!!

2100. A poem for all ex: So much for love, so much for you, if you think I'm running after you, f*ck you! If you think I'm rapidly hit, bulls#!t! A martyr's life is not my role, after what you have done, a$$hole! So, if you want another lover, go ahead you mother f*cker! *Applause! Bow!*

2051-2054, 2058-2065, 2074-2080, 2093-2099: Asha (+63917898***)
2055-2056, 2072-2073: Noreen (+63919285***1)
2057, 2084: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
2066, 2070-2071, 2085-2088, 2100: Eroica
2067: Abet (+63917866***0)
2068-2069, 2081-2083: Shawie (+63921406***9)
2089-2090: Tekla
2091-2092: Deejayz


rosie said...

how can i get the joke to my cell phone

Inspirational Quote Maniac said...

I share the opinion that prayer is the single most important thing one must use during hard time.

Without prayer (read hope) everything will be just unbearable.

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