tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-297362122024-03-07T21:53:55.238+08:00textmatesMother's Day Text Messages | Funny Valentines Day Messages | Christmas Text Messages | New Years Day Text Messages | Funny Text Messages | Valentines Day Quotes | SMS Jokes | Funny Inspirational Friendly Message | Phrases | Sayings | One Linerskukotehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12324755508728250611noreply@blogger.comBlogger111125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29736212.post-1925821781640079142012-02-13T16:23:00.000+08:002012-02-13T16:23:27.491+08:00Valentine's Day Poems and Quotes 4116 - 41254116. A Valentine Is Nothing Like (Poem)<br />
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A Valentine is nothing like A chocolate or a rose. <br />
For in a week these shall be gone, But Valentines remain. <br />
If love were always sweet to tongue <br />
Or fragrant to the nose, <br />
Each day would be like Valentine's, <br />
And we would go insane. <br />
A Valentine just hangs around <br />
Waiting to be kissed <br />
Long after special days have passed <br />
And every days are here. <br />
So one is wise to choose one well <br />
And chocolates to resist. <br />
For in the midst of mania <br />
It's nice to have one near.<br />
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4117. Timeless Valentine (Poem)<br />
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As time goes by from year to year, One thing is surely true, my dear; Though decades come and decades go, Just seeing you sets me aglow. Time shifts my body; I start to sag, When I pass a mirror, it can make me gag. My joints all ache; I can hardly move; Still a smile from you, and I’m in the groove. Getting older can be a pain, But with you along, I can’t complain. Despite the things that we go through, I know I’ll never stop loving you. Your loving heart turns life to play, As we laugh at time from day to day. So I write this poem, and I’ll hang my sign, Saying, "Always Be My Valentine."<br />
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4118. "Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful" "Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me." "When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts."<br />
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4119. My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep. The more I give to thee, the more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare<br />
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4120. You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.<br />
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4121. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage.<br />
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4122. “I don't pretend to know what love is for everyone, but I can tell you what it is for me; love is knowing all about someone, and still wanting to be with them more than any other person, love is trusting them enough to tell them everything about yourself, including the things you might be ashamed of, love is feeling comfortable and safe with someone, but still getting weak knees when they walk into a room and smile at you.” Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!<br />
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4123. “When you smiled you had my undivided attention. When you laughed you had my urge to laugh with you. When you cried you had my urge to hold you. When you said you loved me, you had my heart forever.” Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!<br />
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4124. “The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere. They're in each other all along.” Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!<br />
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4125. “When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman.” Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Send your text message contributions to our Smart # +639398231354
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4106. The best gift in life is being loved. <br />
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4107. There's nothing more sadder in life when you lose someone special and you know you can never replace that person in your life. <br />
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4108. I look at you, you look at me. We smile, but you think we are just friends when I wish we were more than friends. <br />
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4109. It already hurts so much to see someone you love feeling sad. It feels like you are being slashed in your heart when you know you are the cause of it even if its unintentionally. 5. I was telling you the truth when I told you that you had the key to my heart. But some else came along and changed the lock... <br />
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4110. Always remember... no one was specifically put here on this earth to make you happy. Others can only contribute to your happiness...the happiness you created for yourself thru positive self esteem and self confidence. <br />
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<a name='more'></a>4111. Sometimes when you love someone, you're blinded. When they end up going away, you snap back to reality and then realize your friends are gone. Love from another gender isn't everything. Open your eyes.<br />
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4112. Time can heal the wounds, but it can never get back what we once had and lost. Time can't tell when or how we will move on after all is said and done. Because God gave us time but we never valued this gift. So learn to treasure the ones you choose to love now." <br />
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4113. I am thinking of him, but will he know? When i glance at the time, it shows 1:11 which means someone is missing me. Is it him? Or I am just thinking too much. I believe that someday he will feel it, but then will it be too late? I simply need more courage to tell him 'I Love You'. <br />
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4114. How can I forget you when you're always on my mind? How can I not want you when you're all I want inside? How can I let you go when I can't see us apart? How can I not love you when you control my heart?<br />
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4115. If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree. Happy Valentines Day Sweetie!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Send your text message contributions to our Smart # +639398231354
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Mothers's day is over and it is our dad's turn to know how thankful we are for having them as a father. <b>Father's day</b> is fast approaching... here are some <b>Father's Day text messages</b> and <b>Father's Day greetings</b> for you. Share this messages to your friends father, uncle, grandfather, and most especially to your father. Happy Father's Day to Daddy's out there!!! =)<br />
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4091. There couldn't be a better time to take this chance to say, that you're wished a world of happiness today and every day. I Love you Dad... Happy Father's Day!!!<br />
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4092. Dad...Sending you loads of loads of hugs, because you are simply the best. Happy Father's <br />
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4093. You have seen me cry. And always you were there for me. I may not have always said it but, today is the day to say it loud.'I Love You Dad' You are too special. Happy Father’s Day!!<br />
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4094. Hope you know how much it means to wish the best for you, because you're always thought about with love the whole year through. Warmest wishes on Father's Day!<br />
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4095. You are everything to me whom i can share all my secrets. You are always there to help me and strengthens me when I am about to give up. I love you daddy and I wish you live long. Happy Father's Day!!!<br />
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<a name='more'></a>4096. Hoping father's Day is special the kind that you won't forget. One of the happiest you've had in fact, the happiest yet! Have a Brilliant Fathers Day!<br />
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4097. Wishing a special dad a Fathers day filled with all the things that give you a warm and happy feeling and leave you with bright memories to look back through the year. Happy Fathers Day!<br />
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4098. You kept me warm and safe, held my hand to show me the way, supported and inspired me through night and day, I love you in every way. Missing you on Father’s Day.<br />
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4099. You are a wonderful husband... and a great father too. Our family loves you... just as much as you love us. Honey, Wish you a Happy Father's day.<br />
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4100. To a wonderful guy... and a great dad. Happy Father's day!!<br />
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4101. In the rush of today's world, we forget to pause for a moment and let the people whom we love know how much they mean to us. Today I would just like to say... Thank you for all that you have done and being the very special man you are. Happy Father's Day!<br />
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4102. Because You are such a special Dad, this comes with love to say... You are wished a world of happiness today and every day! Happy Fathers Day!<br />
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4103. Today like many other days brings warmest thoughts of you, and all the ways you brighten life for others all year through... That's why this greeting comes to bring a special wish your way, to hope that happiness and love will fill your Fathers day. With Warmest Wishes Just For You.<br />
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4104. Now that Father's Day is here, there's nothing that means more, Than wishing a special Dad like you, all you're hoping for With Special Love. Happy Father's Day!!!<br />
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4105. No one deserves a relaxing day more than you do... So here's a cold beer for you to chill out just the way you want to. Happy Father's day dad!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Send your text message contributions to our Smart # +639398231354
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4071. Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly. Happy Mother's Day Mom!!! Want you to know that you are loved by me.<br />
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4072. I may seldom say it but I want you to know that you are always be my mother and I'm lucky to have you as my mom. You're the great mom in this world and I love you so much. Happy Mother's Day!!!<br />
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4073. Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. Happy Mother's Day Mom!<br />
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4074. To my FRIEND who's two parts fabulous and one part extraordinary... You make each day as a Mom a 'tini celebration & a whole lot of fun! Happy Mother's Day Mom!<br />
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4075. Too often you don't like my taste, and sometimes my gifts go to waste. So this year my gift to you, is this list of over-due Honey Do's. Happy Mother's Day!<br />
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<a name='more'></a>4076. Dear Mom, You add love to everything you do. Thank you for being there for me. Happy Mother's day!<br />
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4077. Hi! Just want to say...that you're a great Mom and a super friend. Happy Mother's Day!<br />
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4078. Happy Mother's Day to you!! Thanks for all you do. I love you more each day and that is the best that I can say! =)<br />
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4079. A shoulder to lean on...A secret sharer... Scoops of fun to be with... I feel lucky to have someone like you... who's not just a great sister and but a wonderful Mom too! Happy Mother's Day!<br />
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4080. You are a wonderful wife... And a great Mom. Happy Mother's Day! Love you... Always!!!<br />
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4081. Wishing you a whole lot of love, kindness and goodness. Have a great Mother's Day!<br />
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4082. Making a wish for you... Wishing you wellness, goodness and kindness... and the very best in life for now and forever... Happy Mother's Day!<br />
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4083. You are a wonderful daughter and a great Mother. Wishing you a Happy Mother's Day! <br />
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4084. Warm wishes and Happy thoughts to make your Mother's Day a bright and special one.<br />
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4085. Great Friends make great Moms. It's true...Just look at YOU... A great friend and a great Mom! Happy Mother's Day!!<br />
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4086. Wishing you a mother's day filled with love and warmth.<br />
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4087. Hope you have a bright and wonderful Mother's day! Thanks for being a great Mom!<br />
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4088. Mom... For all the ways you give me your Best... Thank You and I love you. Happy Mother's Day!<br />
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4089. For giving me wonderful moments as a husband and a father... Happy Mother's Day Sweetheart!<br />
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4090. For stepping in and standing by me... For being warm and caring... Even when I didn't make it easy for you... You made it easy for me... Thank You!!! Happy Mother's Day!!<br />
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4041. You make my world a beautiful place to live in, and I want to thank you for coming into my life... For you are the most precious gift that God has given me... And I will love you for now and forever. Happy Valentine's Day Sweetheart!<br />
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4042. Hearts that care remember..and this day seems set apart... To remind YOU that you're close in thought and always in my heart. Happy Valentine's Day!<br />
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4043. Anyone can catch one's eye... but it takes a special someone, to capture your heart and soul and for me that special someone is YOU. Happy Valentines Day!!<br />
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4044. I don't have all the right words... I only have three... I Love You! Happy Valentine's Day Honey!<br />
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4045. A heart as big as all outdoors, a spirit that's so free it soars... A love that sparkles and delights, and warmth that welcomes and invites... That's you! Wishing you the special Valentine's day you deserve.<br />
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<a name='more'></a>4046. I am here with lots of hugs and sweet kisses! Happy Valentine's Day!! <br />
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4047. Wishing you all the beauty of love this Valentine's Day and always.<br />
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4048. There is no better way than a rose to say... you are just as beautiful and special! Wish I was there with you now to tell you so...Happy Valentine's day!!!<br />
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4049. A special wish with you in mind... Just has to be the love-filled kind. Happy Valentine's!<br />
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4050. Have I told you recently that I Love You? Well, just in case I didn't... today I want to say it... over and over again! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! Happy Valentine's Day to you!.<br />
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4051. It's official. There's nobody in the world quite like you. Happy Valentine's Day!!!<br />
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4052. Friend... I hope you have a very excellent, very special, very amazing Valentine's day today... for no other reason than the obvious... you are a very excellent, very special, very amazing person... and you deserve that. Happy Valentine's day!!!<br />
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4053. I scoffed at true love, I laughed at Valentine's Day... then I met you. You made me a Believer! And I would like to say from the heart... " I love you, Sweetheart!" Happy Valentine's Day!!<br />
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4054. Hope you have a special valentine's day... filled with love, laughter, beauty and magic. Happy Valentine's Day! Have a great Valentine's day.<br />
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4055. Happy Valentine's Day to someone who's as beautiful on the inside... as she is on the outside.<br />
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4056. It isn't golden sands or waves kissing the shore that's romantic... It's having you in my life. Happy Valentine's Day Sweetheart!<br />
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4057. Wishing you a Happy Valentine's Day because you are very special to me.<br />
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4058. My whole world is a nicer place because you're in it. Happy Valentine's Day!!!<br />
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4059. Valentine's day isn't just about romance... it's about... the love you've shared, the smiles you've inspired, the times you've let your heart lead the way, the many days you've made more special, just by being the wonderful person you are. Happy Valentine's!!<br />
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4060. Thinking of the things that make this day so special definitely means thinking of you. Happy Valentine's Day!!<br />
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4061. You have a way of spreading love wherever you go. Happy Valentine's Day!!!<br />
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4062. Just to let you know I care and I'm thinking of you on this special day. Happy Valentine's day!!!<br />
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4063. If you were a piece of Valentine candy, you'd definitely be the sweetest! Or is it the nuttiest? Doesn't matter. I just glad we're friends. Happy Valentine's Day!!!<br />
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4064. Have a happy Valentine's Day and a million happy tomorrows! <br />
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4065. You came into my life... and changed it forever. For you showed me the meaning... of truly loving and caring for someone... You make me feel special in all that you do... and all that you say. I will always love you... Happy Valentine's Day!<br />
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4066. Love always comes along when you least expect it. Happy Valentine's Day!!!<br />
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4067. Did you hear that? My heart just said..."I Love You"! Happy Valentine's Day!<br />
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4068. I miss you wherever you go and whatever you do, you're always in my heart. Happy Valentine's day!!!<br />
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4069. Having a friend like you does my heart good! Happy Valentine's Day!!!<br />
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4070. If more friends were like you, there would be more smiles, more adventures, and more love in the world. There would be more dreams flying free, more hearts that left understood, and more warm, cozy words to wrap up in... there would be more laughing, more sharing and more people who knew that a true and beautiful down to earth friend is one of life's greatest gifts. Happy Valentine's Day to you my wonderful friend.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4016. I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump out of the window... I look down & then... I laugh again. Hahaha!!!<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4017. Mirror… mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all? The mirror laughed and gave a howl, its not you, you ugly cow.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4018. This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4019. It is important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, and a man who is great in the sack. It's also important that these 3 men should never meet!<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4020. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes. Damn, I'm good at telling lies! Kind, intelligent, loving and hot…This describes everything you are not!<br />
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</div><a name='more'></a>4021. A teacher asks "what part of the body goes to heaven first?" A child replies “feet- ‘coz every night I see my mom with her feet in the air screaming GOD I'M COMIN!” Hahaha!<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4022. It is the sweetest thing to do. Do it in the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! You must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4023. Good news! There’s a new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it. <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4024. Rooster & cat going over a bridge, cat slips & falls in river. Rooster can’t stop laughing. What’s the moral of story? Wherever there’s a wet pussy there’s a happy cock. <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4025. Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4026. The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4027. A Guy picks up a girl for a date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt. <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4028. Son asks the difference between Confidence and Confidential. Dad says, you are my son, I am Confident. Your friend is also my son, that’s Confidential.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4029. I really want to give you a hug, but a hug leads to a kiss, a kiss to a lick, a lick to a suck, a suck to a f*ck... Do you still want to give me a hug?<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4030. You = cute <br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4031. In a faraway place, there lived a lovely old maid named Aiz who was about to die but was extremely proud to die a virgin. So she asked the graveyard caretaker to make her a tombstone inscriptions which said, "Here she lies, the Virgin Aiz". When she was buried, the caretaker couldn't exactly remember what she said. Being an old man and having a bad memory himself, he thought long and hard on what to curve on the tombstone... then he chiseled out: "Here she lies, devirginized." Hahaha!!!<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4032. Inside a hospital was a badly injured Taliban soldier...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Soldier: before I die, I want to kiss the afghan flag...<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Nurse: I couldn't see any afghan flag around... but I have an afghan flag tattooed on my bum. Are you ok with that?<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Soldier: fine wit...h me. (Then kissed it passionately)... can you turn around for me?<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Nurse: huh? What for?<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Soldier: I also want to kiss bin laden goodbye!<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4033. Every time the couple made love, the hubby always insisted on turning off the light, after 20yrs, the wife suddenly turns the light on and found him holding a vibrator. "You impotent bastard, how could you have lied to me all this years??” The hubby looks her in the eye and calmly said: "I’ll explain the toy, you explain the KIDS!!!"<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4034. Teacher: Juan, i-english mo eto…<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Juan: What ma’am?<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Teacher: Ang uwak ay hinang-hina na naglalakad lakad..<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Juan: the wak wak weak weak Wok w0k..Hehe<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4035. "Hindi lahat ng batang naka-bag, nag-aaral.. Iyong iba naglalakwatsa lang" -dora the explorer<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4036. Sabi niya maganda siya... Napansin ko nga… Mula ulo…Mukhang paa. hahaha.<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4037. Sabi ng puso ko, mahal ko siya. Sabi ng utak ko, ‘wag, hindi tama. Sabi ko naman… oh baka yung atay, bituka, kidney diyan gusto din magcomment? Go ahead! Hahaha!!<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4038. TAONG GRASA: Palimos po?<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">STUDENT: Pang-inom o sigarilyo?<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">TAONG GRASA: Wala po akong bisyo.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">STUDENT: Halika, sama ka sa bahay, para makita ng nanay ko ang nangyayari sa taong walang bisyo!<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4039. AMO: Mula ngayon walang magsasalita ng ingles. Ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko, palalayasin sa pamamahay na to! Klaro ba?<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">INDAY: Ang mga namumutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw, sa kaibuturan ng aking puso, gugunam-gunamin, aariing salik ng aba at payak kong kabatiran. Tatalikdan ang matayog at palalong banyagang wika, manapay kakalingain, bibigkasin at sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban. Tagalog nosebleed naman!!! Hahaha!!<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4040. Sa isang ospital nag-fill out si lola ng medical record.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">LOLA: matanong na nga kita iha. Ano ba ang ilalagay dine sa status?<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">NURSE: Ahmm.. may asawa na po ba kayo lola?<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">LOLA: Meron.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">NURSE: Married na lang po ang ilagay mo lola.<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">LOLA: Di naman kami kasal eh flirt flirt lang yun. <br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">NURSE: Ahmm.... Sige lagay nyo na lang po sing...le. <br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">LOLA: Pero nagsasama na kami't may mga anak. <br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">NURSE: Sige po lagay nyo na lang it's complicated! <br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">Hahahaha<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4016- 4030; 4034-4039; Syvil Lingo – (0920725***0)<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4031-4032; Ersire Remollo – Facebook <br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4033; Judon Tancontian - Facebook<br />
</div><div style="text-align: justify;">4040; Jx - Facebook<br />
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<b>Birthday Text Messages</b> and <b>Birthday Greetings</b><br />
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3996. Much more I want to say than merely wishing you Happy Birthday. You are the one, FRIEND so true, You mean a lot and I'm proud of you. Lots of wishes, I want to send, on your birthday, my dear friend. <b>Happy Birthday</b>!<br />
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3997. The bond we share... Is so rare and precious. I wish you get everything that your heart desires for. Happy Birthday!!!<br />
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3998. As you celebrate your special day... I celebrate you! Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!!!<br />
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3999. May Joys be blooming on your way through out a very happy day. Wishing you a very blessed and happy birthday!!<br />
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4000. I am so insignificant without you. You bring colors to my life. You mean the world to me. <b>Happy Birthday</b> to someone very special. Wish you more Birthdays to come.<br />
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<a name='more'></a>4001. May today be special, and your future bright. May happiness be with you, always by your side. As you celebrate your birthday, may all your wishes come true. Just to keep you smiling all year through! Happy Birhtday!<br />
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4002. Everyday is a new beginning... But today is very special. It's your birthday... And that's what makes this day all the more beautiful. As you celebrate your special day... Here's wishing you a very Happy Birthday! <br />
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4003. You are a someone special... with a beautiful heart! Wishing you a Happy Birthday! God Bless!!<br />
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4004. May this day be the beginning of another special year... Here's wishing... It unfolds many joys and happy moments for you to cherish! Happy Birthday!!<br />
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4005. It's your birthday!! I've got something sweeter for you darling!!! A sweet Kiss!!! Happy Birthday!!<br />
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4006. A wonderful Birthday... A happy and healthy life ahead. A bright future and everlasting happiness... That is what you are wished for, today and all year through! <b>Happy Birthday</b> to you!!! <br />
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4007. You are the star of the day!!! Happy Birthday! May all your wishes come true... And hope you have a day that's as special as you!<br />
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4008. Make a wish for every candle on your cake! May all your wishes come true! Happy Birthday to You!!<br />
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4009. Light the candles and make your birthday wishes! Wishing you a joyous day, and a bright and a beautiful year ahead. May all your wishes come true. A very Happy Birthday to you, from the bottom of my heart!<br />
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4010. On your special day... may the nicest and the sweetest surprises come your way! <b>Happy Birthday</b>... with lots of Love!!<br />
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4011. Happy Birthday!!! May God richly bless you on this special day!!<br />
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4012. Joyful may this day appear, Leading to a happy year. May you have a bright birthday!!<br />
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4013. Birthday greetings wing their way with wishes for a happy day. Wishing you a happy birthday!!<br />
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4014. Mom... Lucky me to have you in my life! You mean to me more than words can ever say and on your special day... I want to thank you for being there for me always... and making a beautiful difference to my days! Wishing you a <b>Birthday</b> as wonderful as you are!<br />
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4015. Hey! It's your Birthday and I've "pecked" up a little message just for you. Wishing you a day packed with loads of gifts, sunny smiles and lots of love! Hope you have a very <b>Happy Birthday</b>!!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Send your text message contributions to our Smart # +639398231354
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<b>New Year Text Messages</b><br />
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3981. A New year...A New Start...A New Chapter...A New Beginning...Forget the bad...<br />
Cherish the GOOD...I sincerely wish you a very blessed new year ahead. Happy New Year!<br />
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3982. My wishes for you in year 2010...Great start for Jan,<br />
Love for Feb, Peace for march, No worries for April, Fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2010. <b>Happy New year</b>!!<br />
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3983. Happy New Year is ... when you love me all year long<br />
Happy New Year is ... when I can love you all year long.<br />
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3984. Let the fireworks begin!! Let's toast the New Year... Happy New Year!!<br />
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3985. As our world grows another year older... Here's wishing that you get the biggest slice of happiness and good luck to fill your heart and home today and the whole year through. Happy New Year!!!<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3986. May each day of the New Year bring happiness, good cheer and sweet surprises ... to you and all your dear ones... Happy New Year!!!!<br />
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3987. It's New Year... I wish upon the stars that your year is a beautiful one with... A spring filled with joy, a Summer filled with peace, an Autumn filled with love and a Winter filled with warmth. Hope it's a dream-come-true year for you! Happy New Year!!!<br />
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3988. Wishing you a New Year sparkling with happiness, success and joy! Happy 2010 to you!!!<br />
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3989. Sending you a BIG NEW YEAR HUG! Wish you many special moments and memories... Happy New Year!!!<br />
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3990. Seasons changed, years passed by...but it's your love that still makes my heart flutter... And I love that feeling... Happy New Year Sweetheart!!!<br />
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3991. Here's to a wonderful New Year and a warm adieu to the old! Here's to happiness, good times, good cheer and the many joys yet to unfold! Happy New Year!!!<br />
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3992. Hope the coming year gives us many more seasons to toast to our love. Cheers to us!! Happy New Year!!<br />
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3993. The biggest New Year gift you'll receive today is from me! I've sent a Big warm Bear Hug to wish you... a year as special as you are!! Happy New Year!!!<br />
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3994. Hey! It's 2010!! Jig, Jive, Strum and Drum... Wish your New Year rocks with lots of fun!! Have a happy New Year!!!<br />
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3995. Few things in life never change... like the times we spend together and the moments we share. Want to tell you this New Year... May the year 2010 bring you all the happiness... your friendship brings to my life everyday! <b>Happy New Year</b>!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer">Send your text message contributions to our Smart # +639398231354
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<b>Christmas Text Messages</b><br />
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3961. Somehow, not only for Christmas but all the long year through, the joy that you give to others is the joy that comes back to you. Wishing you a <b>Merry Christmas</b>!!<br />
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3962. Happy thoughts remove life's pressures. They have healing powers and uplift spirits. They lead to blissful lives. Think happy today. Merry Christmas!! <br />
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3963. May your Christmas sparkle with moments of love, laughter and goodwill,<br />
and may the year ahead be full of contentment and joy. Have a Merry Christmas!<br />
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3964. Before the clock strikes at 12 let me greet you and your family a <b>Merry Christmas</b>. May the season of joy bring peace to you and your family. Enjoy the holidays!!<br />
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3965. From home to home and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, bring us closer to each other. Wish you a Merry Christmas<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3966. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, making everything softer than snowflakes and all the more beautiful. Wish you and your family a <b>Magical Christmas</b>.<br />
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3967. Don’t expect too much of Christmas. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months. Wishing you a happy Christmas!!<br />
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3968. May the Christmas season fill your home with joy your heart with love and your life with laughter. Merry Christmas to you and to your family!<br />
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3969. Joy resonates in the hearts of those who believe in the spirit of Christmas! Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the Christmas season! <b>Merry Christmas</b>!!<br />
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3970. Jingle Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas. Sending the warmest Christmas wishes on soft snowflakes just for you! Have a blessed Christmas!!<br />
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3971. Let the spirit of love gently fill our hearts and homes. In this loveliest of seasons may you find many reasons for happiness. May you have a Merry little Christmas!!<br />
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3972. On this Christmas, remember, the joy that you give to others is the joy that comes back to you. So be joyful and make others joyful too! Have a Merry Christmas! <br />
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3973. If tonight, a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS. Wishing you joy this Christmas!!<br />
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3974. Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me this Christmas? Merry Christmas to you.<br />
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3975. Faith makes all things possible; Hope makes all things work and Love makes all things beautiful. May you have all the three for this Christmas. Merry Christmas! <br />
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3976. LORD, please bless my friends who are reading this. I ask a special grace na wag sana sila mag expect ng gift sa akin this Christmas. Please touch their hearts and remind them that this Christmas season it's better to give than to receive! When they decide to give, tell them my address is still the same… Amen! hehehe...<br />
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3977. Jinggoy: Dad, ano ang family name ni Jesus? <br />
Erap: CHRISTMAS. <br />
Jinggoy: Huh, bakit Christmas? <br />
Erap: Tange! Di mo alam na anak siya ni Mary Christmas?<br />
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3978. Bigla ka na lang pumasok sa isip ko kanina, di ko alam bakit sa dami ng pwede kong maalala ikaw pa. Siguro dahil pakiramdam ko Pasko na. Regalo ko ha? Hehehe Gandang Umaga!! Namamasko po!!!<br />
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3979. Pare 1: May Christmas bonus na daw? Magkano ang Christmas Bonus? Pare 2: Dalawang delatang sardinas at isang fruit cocktail!!! Toink!!<br />
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3980. Mare 1: Excited nako sa Christmas Party... ano isasayaw natin? <br />
Mare 2: Walang Christmas Party... cost cutting daw!!! Sad Christmas!!! hehehe<br />
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3961, 3963-3970; Syvil Lingo(0920725***0)<br />
3962; anonymous (0922839***7)<br />
3971-3973; Melody (0918799***0)<br />
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<b>Inspirational Text Messages</b><br />
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3936. Life is an undying cycle. It is a battle of survival. If you quit, then you're a loser. If you fall, you stand up! If you keep on complaining about the miseries of your life, nothing will happen. GOD doesn't throw stones that we cannot catch. Live with HIM and everything will turn out good. Have a blessed Sunday.<br />
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3937. Whoever overlooks wrongs, all his sins are overlooked... whoever is merciful to others, heaven is merciful to him...good evening to all :)<br />
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3938. GOD has reason for allowing things to happen… Those who thank GOD even in trials turn burden into blessings… so keep your faith close to your heart and GOD shall provide the comfort u need… GOOD MORNING <br />
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3939. Life moves forward not backwards. It cannot move back and you cannot go back. It is like time. It is time. Do not let words or judgments that people put on you stop you from moving forward. You have no time to waste to allow anyone to push you back. You must move forward to keep up with who you are and what you want in life. Moving back will only slow you down. Only listen to and let things that push you forward affect you. That is all you need and nothing more." :)<br />
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3940. THOUGHTS 4 TODAY: Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire, if you did, what would there be to look forward to? Be thankful when you don't know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn. Be thankful for your mistakes. They will teach you valuable lessons. Be thankful when you're tired and weary, because it means you've made a difference.<br />
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3941. Sometimes the world is so confusing, but I’m so sure we will win against all odds. Thanks to heaven I’ve found you. A friend who I can call real & true…a bestfriend<br />
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<b>Funny Text Messages</b><br />
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3942. Dentist: I guess it's time to stop this affair...<br />
Patient: but why? You know that I love you so much.<br />
Dentist: I know, but you're running out of alibis. <br />
Patient: how come?<br />
Dentist: you only got one tooth left!<br />
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3943. A Japanese tourist was visiting Manila for the first time. While inside the taxi, he was so amazed by loads of Japanese technology he met along the way and was bragging about them to the taxi driver. "Mitsubishi, made in Japan… very fast!" “Toyota,.. made in Japan... very fast!" "Nissan, made in Japan... very fast!" upon arriving at his hotel, he asked for the fare and was told it was $200. "What? Why so expensive?!!" he protested. Driver to the Japanese: "Taxi meter, made in Japan… very fast!"<br />
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3944. Dr: I’m afraid I have some very bad news. <br />
You’re dying and you don't have long to live. <br />
Patient: oh, that's terrible! Tell me honestly doctor how long have I got to live? <br />
Dr: 10...<br />
Patient: ten what? Months? Weeks? Days? <br />
Dr: 9...8...7...6... hehehe... countdown!!<br />
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3945. I felt so happy today when my daughter told her friend "MY DAD IS A GOOD LOOKER!" until she added, "he always find the things I lost." now I realized the big difference between "good looker" and "good looking" hahaha<br />
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3946. Dr: did you follow my advice about sleeping with your windows open? Patient: Yes doctor. Dr: so, did your asthma disappear? Patient: No. but my laptop, ipod, TV and blackberry did.<br />
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3947. Girl: I want to end our relationship; I’m going to return to you everything you gave to me. BOY: Ok then, let’s start with the kisses. =) Hahaha! Cheesy break up? <br />
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3948. Teacher: Now give me the opposite of this sentence: “Children in the dark make mistakes.” Pedro: Mistakes in the dark make children.<br />
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<b>Halloween Text Messages</b><br />
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3949. As the night falls, I want to greet you good night along with a warm hug from a crawling white little boy under your bed, a watchful eyes from a white lady and a good night kiss from a man with red eyes. Good Night and Happy Halloween.<br />
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3950. BOY: Mom, is it really true that there’s a ghost? Mother: and where did you get that silly question? Boy: from our neighbor. Mother: son, we don’t have neighbors. Awooo!!! Happy Halloween!!!<br />
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3951. Someday I’ll die, no more talks and tears but theirs always be traces to live by, if I die, surely my life could end, but you can still continue talking, I’m just here… I’m listening. Happy Halloween!!<br />
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3952. Tonight, ghost will be anywhere and everywhere. If you don’t manage to see a ghost this Halloween, don’t worry. Just face the mirror and start making merry. Happy Halloween!<br />
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3953. One night, Mark walks alone in a dark Balete Drive. Then he heard “Mark, Mark”. He turns around to see who it is but there’s no one. “Mark, Mark.” He ran so fast until he reaches a sign that reads “Beware, Dog with a cleft palate!”<br />
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3954. If you were the one to kill me, it wouldn’t really matter. The truth is, you can slit my throat and with my one last breath id still apologize for bleeding on your shirt.<br />
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3955. Nawa'y makatulog ka habang may isang batang nakatingin sa iyo sa isang sulok ng iyong kuwarto. Pumasok nawa ang sariwang hangin mula sa iyong bintana kung saan may isang babaeng nakadungaw sa iyo. Awwooo!!!! Awooo!!! Sweet dreams!! Sana ay huwag bangungot ang dumalaw sa iyo. =)<br />
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3956. BERTO: Ano ang mas mahalaga, pera o asawa?<br />
ROMY: Siyempre, pera! Kasi, ang pera, habang tumatagal, lumalaki ang interest. Ang asawa, habang tumatagal, nawawalan ka ng interest, tapos, inuubos pa ang pera mo, hahaha!<br />
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3957. Martha: Mare, pwede ba, dito muna ako sa inyo? <br />
Lumayas ako sa amin. Kasi, buntis ako.<br />
Guada: Dapat, sa taong nakabuntis sa iyo ka pumunta!<br />
Martha: Kaya nga rito ako pumunta, eh. Nandiyan ba si pare? hahaha!<br />
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3958. Mag-asawa, nag-aaway: Lalake: mas ok pa yata kung nagpakasal ako sa demonyo!<br />
Babae: wehhh! Bawal kaya magpakasal sa kamag-anak. Hehehe!=) Gandang Hapon!<br />
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3959. Ifugao: Apply po akong sundalo Sir. Officer: Di ka pwede! Andami mong sirang ngipin! Bungi-bungi ka pa! Ifugao: Bakit sir, ang giyera ba ngayon eh lips to lips na? Hahaha! =)<br />
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3960. Isang lolo ang humatak sa babae sa damuhan. Girl: Lo, kahit mahubaran ninyo ako, di nyo ko kayang gahasain, susumpong lang rayuma nyo! Lolo: watch me! Nag FLANAX yata ito! -hahaha<br />
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3939; Ramir Libre (From Facebook)<br />
3940; Ysrael Mendez (From Facebook)<br />
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<b>Inspirational Text Messages</b><br />
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3906. May GOD give u relief for every stress, a sweet song for every sigh, an answer for every trial & peace for every troubled moment...<br />
Good day! :-)<br />
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3907. I may never have the opportunity to do great things for you, but I'll always find a chance to do small things in a great way...thru PRAYERS! Good morning!<br />
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3908. We are tested by major changes, delayed promises, impossible problems, unanswered prayers, undeserved criticism, & even senseless tragedies. But the good news is that God wants us to pass the tests of life... but He never allows the tests we face to be greater than the grace He gives us! God bless. <br />
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3909. Don't count the things you think you've done for someone. Instead, count the number of times you felt better, just because you made them happy... =)<br />
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3910. Your life will be richer if you will make an effort to: Mend a quarrel. Search for a forgotten friend. Dismiss a suspicion & replace it w/ trust. Write a letter to someone who misses you. Encourage someone who has lost faith. Keep a promise. Forget an old grudge. Express your gratitude. Fight for a principle. Overcome an old fear. Tell someone you love them. Tell them again. And again. And again. Good morning!!! ;-)<br />
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3911. Friendship isn't ranked by whom we have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best, it's about...who came... and NEVER LEFT..."<br />
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3912. "Good friends are those "who care" with out hesitations… "who remember" with out limitations. And "who remains the same" even without communications. Have a good day!<br />
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3913. Sometimes friends are separated by priorities, by distance, by differences & pride, but no matter how far & different we are I’ll always be the friend you’ve known from the start (",) :-)<br />
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3914. I may not be as important as u think, I may not even be at your priority list, and I know you’ll forget me easily. Just want you to know that I’m just here when you need something... - from nothing...=)<br />
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3915. THANK YOU for touching my LIFE in ways you may never know. MY RICHES do not lie in MATERIAL WEALTH but in having FRIENDS like YOU, a PRECIOUS GIFT from GOD!<br />
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3916. Best friends till the end, that’s what we always said, even when all hopes were dead. We will always be & nothing can overcome but you & me. Even when nothing will bend our friendship we will always mend. There’s nothing we can’t overcome, we will always be there when we need someone. We will never part, as long as we have each other in our hearts. Lies never told, standing together so strong & so bold. With nowhere to begin, I know I’ll never be without you, my best friend. You can cry on my shoulders thru sun & rain, while others still come & go. When your light fades away, I’ll bring back the sunlight into my day. Nothing else in mind, someone who’s always there even when you’re in a bind. All through out time, I’m proud, lucky you’re mine.<br />
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<b>Romantic Love Quotes Text Messages</b><br />
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3917. The man who really loves a girl is the guy who knows that he can make the girl cry… but will never try.<br />
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3918. The importance of something is seen when it’s done. The worth of someone is realized when there gone. For it’ll always be a mystery that we realize the essence when it’s already a memory! Good evening!<br />
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3919. Sometimes we dream of having someone we really like but life isn’t like that. We don’t get everything we want but in the end we end up loving someone better than we dream. Good evening!!<br />
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3920. Love is like a STAPLER it’s easy to attach but hard to detach & the worst is when you’re able to detach it, it still leaves the paper..."DAMAGED".<br />
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3921. Love always has its "ERRORS”. Sometimes we try to "REFRESH" then realize its best to "SHUT DOWN" but the hardest part is... to "RESTART" your life & "REFORMAT" your Heart.<br />
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<b>Funny Text Messages</b><br />
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3922. Do you know why a previous relationship is called "EX"? Well, others say it's because it’s a term for the past. But for me, "EX" is short for, "EXPIRED" Wahaha!<br />
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3923. The word "woman" has "man" in it. The pronoun "Mrs." has "Mr." in it. The noun "female" has "male" in it. Another pronoun "she" has "he" in it. Even the French "Madam" has "Adam" in it. It is therefore no wonder that "men" always want to be inside "women." ;o) hehehe Good Morning!!<br />
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3924. Who is Guilty? Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts: “Quick!! My husband is back!” Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes: “Damn! I’m the husband!”<br />
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3925. Stress test: There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals: Kingkong, ape, orangutan and a monkey pass-by. They have a competition to see who is the fastest to get the banana. Who do you guess will win will reflect your personality. Try to answer within 30 seconds. …Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis. If your answer is…Orangutan: flipping stupid<br />
Ape: You fool<br />
Monkey: you’re an idiot<br />
Kingkong: Stupid<br />
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Coconut tree don’t have bananas. It’s obvious that you’re stressed. =)<br />
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3926. College Dictionary: <br />
ABSENT- good way to avoid recitation. <br />
ALLOWANCE- force that motivates you to go to school.<br />
BOOK- used as pillow by the students the night before the exam.<br />
BONUS- the key in passing the exam.<br />
GROUP STUDY- alibi used by students to be with friends in a drinking session.<br />
LATE- when the instructor arrives earlier than expected.<br />
READ & STUDY- causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill.<br />
RED HORSE- main source of hydration and energy after exam.<br />
TOMORROW- deadline. =)<br />
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<b>Pinoy Text Jokes</b><br />
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3927. Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nagkukutsara na. Pedro: Baligtad yata? Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw pare! Hahaha<br />
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3928. Advantage at disadvantage ng may asawa. ADVANTAGE: Pagkailangan mo, nandiyan agad. DISADVANTAGE: Pag ayaw mo na…nandiyan pa din. Hahaha!!!<br />
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3929. Anak: tay ayaw po uminom ng kalabaw. Itay: eh bakit saan mo ba pinainom? Anak: sa baso po!. Itay: dapat nilagyan mo pa ng straw para SULIT ang katangahan mong Hayop ka!<br />
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3930. 2 AMIGA naglalasing! Pag-uwi natatae sila at sa sementeryo inabutan. Ang isa ginamit ang panty pamunas tsaka tinapon. Yung isa,nakakita ng bouquet ng flower sa puntod at ginawang pamunas. Kinabukasan, sabi ng mga asawa nila, <br />
JUAN: Pare,bantayan natin mga misis natin. Misis ko umuwi kagabi walang panty!<br />
PEDRO: Mas grabe misis ko pare..Merong card nakadikit sa puwet na may nakasulat, "We'll never forget you. From all the GUYS AT THE MARKETING DEPARTMENT” Hahaha!!!<br />
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3931. Boy: chocolate ka ba?<br />
Girl: Ahihihi!! ,banat ba yan?<br />
Boy: hindi! negra ka kasi! hahaha!<br />
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3932. MATH TEACHER: anong pinag-iba ng 69 at 6.9?<br />
Student: Ma’am pareho lang po sila ng position kaya lang mas kadiri ang 6.9<br />
Teacher: Ha! bakit?<br />
Student: kasi po my period. hehehe<br />
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3933. BADING: Father,ang gwapo at ang cute mo naman. Bakit ka pa kasi nagpari?<br />
PRIEST: Dahil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na mag-madre ako. Nakakalungkot gurl. Hahaha!!! <br />
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3934. Sa swimming pool…<br />
Tao1: Tulong! Tulong! Di ako marunong Lumangoy!<br />
Tao2: E ano naman?! Ako nga di marunong magluto, sinisigaw ko ba?! Tumahimik ka nga!..weehehe. <br />
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3935. TEACHER: Magpapa class picture tayo para paglaki ninyo, sasabihin nyo; "Wow si Dodong, pulis na! Wow si Inday, nurse na! Wow si Tomas, doctor na! JUAN: Wow si ma’am, patay na! TEACHER: Umupo ka litse ka! Wag kang sasali!<br />
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3906-3910, 3912 ; Abet Basey (0917866***0)<br />
3911,3913-3914, 3917-3921; Donser (0929221***7)<br />
3915-3916 ; Jesse Knott (0907703***0)<br />
3922,3929,3934-3935; Anonymous (0908972***3)<br />
3923,3930; Anonymous (0918277***9)<br />
3924; Anonymous (0921369***9)<br />
3925-3926; Syvil Lingo (0920725***0)<br />
3927-3928,3931 ; Ariel Sampaga (277001010***2)<br />
3932; Anonymous (0908633***9)<br />
3933; Anonymous (0908707***2)<div class="blogger-post-footer">Send your text message contributions to our Smart # +639398231354
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<b>Inspirational Text Messages</b><br />
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3876. Every bad situation will have something positive. Even a dead clock shows correct time twice a day. Stay positive... God knows what's best for us. Have a happy morning!! =)<br />
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3877. Only in God we are truly safe and secure. Anything else is false security, whether you are surrounded by mighty walls of stone, a comfortable home or a secure job. No one can predict what tomorrow may bring. Our relationship with God is the only security that cannot be taken away. God Bless!!<br />
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3878. Like birds, let's leave behind what we don't need to carry...Grudges, sadness, pain, fear and regrets! Fly light... Life is beautiful! Good Morning!!<br />
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3879. Don't run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans and He has time. God's clock is never early nor late... it always strikes on time. <br />
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3880. Don't count what you lost, cherish what you have and plan what to gain, because past never returns, but the future may fulfill the loss. =)<br />
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3881. When people hurt you over and over, think of them like a sand paper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end you'll end up polished and they will end up USELESS.<br />
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3882. It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable, but it is the little differences that make them interesting. <br />
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3883. For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.<br />
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3884. My love for you is a journey; starting at forever, and ending at never. <br />
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3885. Age does not protect us from love, but love to some extent protects us from age. <br />
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<b>Funny Text Messages</b> and <b>Pinoy Text Jokes</b><br />
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3886. A girl who opens her mind receives WISDOM, opens her heart receives LOVE, opens her hand receives GIFTS, opens her legs...receives hapPENIS. Hmmm...Wrong spelling ata noh? =)<br />
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3887. Everyone has a dream... mine is to sit at a beach sharing a bottle of exquisite wine while watching the stars in the arms of the person I'll cherish forever and share eternal love...Joke lang!!! Ang dream ko lang talaga ay magkapera...maraming maraming pera iyong tipong pinapanggatong sa sinaing. Hahahaha! <br />
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3888. Jacob and Ruth, both 89 are planning their wedding. They visit a pharmacy and ask: Do you carry medicines to control blood pressure, diabetes and cholesterol? Do you have viagra? How about medicines to promote blood circulation and memory? Medicines against arthritis and osteoporosis? Do you carry adult diapers? What about wheelchairs and walkers? Pharmacist says YES to all. "In that case, say's Jacob, we'd like to choose your store for our Bridal Registry.<br />
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3889. Bed is just a material thing...until someone you meet gives it the best meaning. hehehe!<br />
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3890. I'm a butterfly...a pretty little brown...butterfly. Ito sabi ng baklang ipis... Malandi!!! hahaha!!!<br />
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3891. Words to live by ng mga tamad: "Whenever I feel like cleaning my room...I lie down until the feeling is gone." Hahaha!!! Tamad nga. <br />
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3892. Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. <br />
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3893. An old lady offers peanuts to a bus driver, so the driver munches the peanut happily. Every after 5 minutes the old lady gives a handful of peanut to the bus driver. DRIVER: Why don't you eat them yourself? OLD LADY: I can't chew them. Look I don't have teeth. DRIVER: Then why did you buy them? OLD LADY: Ohh!!! I just love the chocolate around them. Hahaha!!!<br />
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3894. A foreigner had a traffic violation: MMDA: (with pen and ticket) Name?!! FOREIGNER: Wilhelm Von Corgrinzksky Pavacovitz. MMDA: Hmmmmnnnn... Next time be careful ha? Sige, you go na. <br />
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3895. Passenger taps taxi driver's shoulder: Nyahhh!!! Sigaw ng driver. PASSENGER: Bakit ka sumigaw? Driver: Sorry boss, bago lang kasi ako sa taxi. 25 years kasi akong driver ng punerarya. hehehe.<br />
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3896. Boy: Miss, para kang saranggola. Girl: alam ko na yan! Para akong magandang ibong lumilipad. Boy: mali! Para kang saranggola.. Kapag malayo, maganda.. :) hahaha!!!<br />
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3897. When a person tells you, "ang ganda/gwapo mo!" It’s good to answer with, "thank you, sana ikaw din." ahahaha ‘yan ang banat!<br />
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3898. NARS: doc, bat tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente?<br />
DR: alin, yung bakla? NARS: opo. Baka sabihin namimili tayo, porket bading siya. DR: ano naman raraspahin ko sa kanya?<br />
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3899. Pasyente: Tulungan niyo po ang kapatid ko! Iniisip niya isa siyang aso! Psychiatrist: Kelan ba niya simulang inisip ito? Pasyente: Simula po nung tuta pa siya. Toink! heheheh<br />
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3900. TITSER: late ka na naman Juan! lagi na lang ganyan! Sige tatanungin kita! 'Who is 0ur national hero?' JUAN: Jose Rizal ma'am. TITSER: chamba lang yan. JUAN: eh ma'am kilala nyo ba si Petra? TITSER: hinde. bakit? JUAN: kitam! Turo ka ng turo pero kabit lang ng asawa mo di mo pa alam!!<br />
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3901. Mrs: delayed ako ng 1 month, pero wag mo muna pagsasabi nahihiya ako.<br />
Mr: Ok. Next day dumating taga Meralco. <br />
Meralco: Misis delayed po kayo ng 1 buwan. <br />
Mrs: Ha? Pano mo nalaman? <br />
Meralco: e, nasa record po. <br />
Mr: aba, bakit nakarecord dyan na delayed Mrs. ko? <br />
Meralco: Kung gusto nyo mawala sa record, magbayad po kayo. <br />
Mr: E kung ayoko magbayad? <br />
Meralco: e di mapipilitan po kaming putulan kayo. <br />
Mr: Ha? Tarantado ka pala e! E anong gagamitin ni mrs? <br />
Meralco: pwede naman po siya gumamit ng kandila. <br />
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3902. Wife: Hon, kain na, nakahain na. Husband: Susunod na ako, hon. Sa dinner table...<br />
Wife: Dati-dati, ikaw ang nagluluto at ikaw din ang naghahain sa mesa. Nami-miss ko na yun, hon. Husband: Eh, hon naman! Boy ninyo pa lang ako nuon. MAY ASENSO TALAGA ANG BUHAY! Ü<br />
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3903. Lola: Iho, ako ay isinumpa. Isa akong princesa. Kung ako ay iyong gagahasain babalik ako sa maganda kong anyo at tuluyang mapuputol ang sumpa.<br />
(makaraan and 15 mins)<br />
Lalaki: Yan, tapos na. bakit di ka pa rin nagpapalit ng anyo?!<br />
Lola: Ilang taon ka na iho?<br />
Lalaki: 30 na ho.<br />
Lola: yang tanda mong yan naniniwala ka pa sa fairy tale?<br />
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3904. "Kung mahalaga ka talaga sa isang tao, hahanap siya ng paraan para magka oras sayo. Kung wala siyang oras sayo, wala siyang relos":-P Hehehe..:-D<br />
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3905. Tatlong batang mayayaman at mayayabang ang nag usap at nagpapayabangan.<br />
Boy1: nung birthday ko niregaluhan ako ng daddy ng 2 yate.<br />
Boy2: wala ka! Nung birthday ko 3 barko ang niregalo sakin. Barko ha, hindi yate!<br />
Boy3: ang yayabang nyo! Yaya! Nalinis mo naba yung dagat na niregalo sakin ni daddy? Pakitanggal nga ng 2 yate at 3 barko din. Maliligo na ako.<br />
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3876,3901-3905; Shierell Polinar (0910711***6)<br />
3877-3881, 3890-3895 ; Syvil Lingo (0920725***0)<br />
3882-3885; Jane (0918799***0)<br />
3886; Christine Redondo (0910286***6)<br />
3887-3888, 3896-3900; Asha (0921955***9)<br />
3889; Donser (0929221***7)<div class="blogger-post-footer">Send your text message contributions to our Smart # +639398231354
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3842. Little trials without God can break you. Big trials with Him can make you great. May you always find strength in God's faithful providence. Good morning!!!<br />
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3843. Hear with your heart. See with your soul. Be guided by a hand that you can't hold. Trust even if you can't see. That's what faith must be! God bless! Good morning!!!<br />
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3844. Good morning. A new day has come for us to celebrate the challenges of life and to share with the less fortunate the blessings we receive. Have a magical day.<br />
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3845. POINTS TO PONDER:<br />
*Brain cells come & go, but fat cells live forever.<br />
*Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes it comes alone.<br />
*Life not only begins at 40, it also begins to show.<br />
*The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave the unsaid wrong thing at the tempting moment.<br />
*Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you'll just sit there.<br />
*Today will be yesterday in just 24 hours...TGIF :-) TAKE CARE! :-)<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3846. We fail to be happy 'coz we are not satisfied with what we have so here are a few satisfaction guidelines:<br />
1. Do not hold on to something that would never be yours,<br />
2. Do not fight for someone not worth fighting for,<br />
3. Do not cry for something lost, gone and inevitable,<br />
4. Appreciate what you have and be thankful for whatever things people give you,<br />
Happiness is a mere construct of the mind, everyone can be happy as long as they really want to.<br />
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3847. "Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries; she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of shit"<br />
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3848. The best way to walk each day is not by walking with nice shoes, but by walking with God. So, walk not only by feet but by faith in your heart. God Bless!! <br />
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3849. "Appreciate those people who find TIME for you in their busy schedule... But really Love those people who NEVER SEE there schedule when you NEED them. Good evening.<br />
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3850. Be close with someone who makes you happy. But be closer to that person who can’t be happy without you. :] feel the difference? ;)<br />
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3851. You have to let go when you feel you’re hurting too much. You have to give up when love is not enough. You have to move on when things are not like before ‘coz for sure there’s someone out there who will love you even more.<br />
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3852. Sometimes you don’t have to utter a word nor make a move just feel it with your heart because that is exactly what friendship is... "Silent yet so real" ;)<br />
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3853. Someday a past love will come back to you & say: "I still love you" & you’ll smile & say: “I know... but I just don’t care anymore.":'(<br />
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3854. Love is the sweetest affection inspired by the eyes…spoken by the lips...dedicated by the<br />
heart… transmitted to the soul and proven in bed. Do u agree! =)<br />
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3855. Whenever you don’t understand what’s happening in your life you just have to close your eyes take a deep breath & say, "Lord, I know it’s your plan, I put my trust in your hands." Good morning!<br />
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3856. "A person's most useful asset is not the head full of knowledge, but a heart full of love, with an ear open to listen & a hand willing to help. GOD bless! Good morning!<br />
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3857. Don't assume your position in somebody's life... because it's hard. You might be expecting too much, something far from reality.-Good Afternoon! =)<br />
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3858. "Never do anything you can't stand for. Remember: once it's been done, there's no turning back. Life has no rewind, learn to play it right. Good morning...!<br />
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3859. We never really stop loving someone when we are hurt, full of tears with a heavy heart, we then just learn to try to live without them.<br />
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3860. It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces..... It’s because only with time and wisdom, are we capable of understanding how great love is..."<br />
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3861. We are not the same persons this year as last year nor are those we love. It is happy chances if we change, continue to love a changed person.<br />
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3862. Never apologize for showing your feeling because when you do, you apologize for the truth.<br />
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3863. I love you today as I did from d start. I love you forever with all my heart. Thank you for the memories of yesterday, for the happiness of today, & for the promise of all tomorrows.<br />
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3864. Life is so short to waste time for someone who is unworthy of your love, it’s so sad when the right person won’t be able to search for you because you are too busy all your life making the wrong person right for you.<br />
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3865. BITOY: Dagul bakit ang pandak mo?<br />
DAGUL: kasi bata pa lang ako, ulila na ko<br />
BITOY: ano kaugnayan nun sa pagiging pandak mo?<br />
DAGUL: Sira pala ulo mo! Wala nga nagpalaki sakin.<br />
<br />
3866. Boy: please whisper those three little words that will set me on fire. <br />
Girl: go to hell! hahahahaha spot on, girl!<br />
<br />
3867. Woman met her GYNECOLOGIST in a party & asked him: "DOC, do you recognize me?" Doctor replied: "I’m very sorry ma’am, I don't recognize my patient by their faces.":-D<br />
<br />
3868. Q. Difference between Pacman's favorite car and favorite food?<br />
A. Favorite car - Mercedes Beans. Favorite food - Pork and Benz. ;-)<br />
<br />
3869. 2 Priests went to Boracay for a vacation. They wore trunks so they can fit-in. While sun bathing, a very sexy girl in a T-Back Bikini walked by and said, "Hi Fathers!" they were amazed. The next day they changed outfits and the same girl greeted them again. The priests asked, "How did you know we are Priests?" the girl replied. "Hellooow?! Father it's me, Sister Agnes po! <br />
<br />
3870. What does OBAMA mean?<br />
O-riginally<br />
B-orn in <br />
A-frica to<br />
M-anage the<br />
A-mericans<br />
What does GMA means?<br />
G-aling<br />
M-angurakot<br />
A-raw araw<br />
<br />
3871. Dear te, Dear te, Dear te, Sigaw ni Pacquiao sa mga anak niyang naglalaro sa kanal..c",)nyahaha<br />
<br />
3872. Ikaw… naranasan mo na bang magmahal ng isang taong gagawin ang lahat? Lahat… lahat… mawala ka lang sa buhay nya? Ny0k! hahAhA.ü<br />
<br />
3873. Lasing1: pare, syota ko nuon naAnay mo,<br />
Lasing 2: >tahimik<<br />
Lasing 1: Nakikinig kaba Pre? Sabi ko syota ko nuon nanay mo!<br />
Lasing 2: tama na itay! Lasing na kayo eh!<br />
=) hehehe<br />
<br />
3874. Kung binabayaran lang sana ang taong pinagnanasaan. Di sana mayaman na ako ngayon.. <br />
(take note!) MAYAMANG MAYAMAN… =) hahaha. Good Morning!!!<br />
<br />
3875. naisip ko…kahit ilang Centrum ang inumin mo kung wala naman ako sa buhay mo<br />
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3817. How was it to be unnoticed by the person you notice most?...it's as if you were offering your most beautiful portrait to a blind person.<br />
<br />
3818. "Not everything that makes us happy is right..but for sure, there will come a time when everything that is right,will make us happy"..<br />
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3819. Like the rain can't be stopped from falling, God's love and blessing keep on pouring, I hope you woke up renewed, refreshed and comfort of his company. Good Morning. Have a nice day ahead!:)<br />
<br />
3820. Life has great options,you don't always have to pick what seems best...sometimes,the best & the perfect aren't always what makes you happy...you may have chosen what seems to be a wrong decisi0n or caught in a not so good situation but at times,it is through them that our lives become better. :)<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3821. A sweeter smile, A brighter day. Hope everything turns out great for you today!!! Good Morning! Have a nice day!<br />
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3822. EVENING comes to pack up all the EVENTS of the day, so... Leave your WORRIES behind & REST your body & mind let LOVE be in your HEART so you can sleep well tonight..<br />
<br />
3823. May God's loving eyes keep watch as you go to sleep tonight. May His arms embrace you as you close your eyes & may His voice be a lullaby for you to have a peaceful night! :)<br />
<br />
3824. Some people are sweet at first, always has time for you at first, serious at first, but why do people change after you love them so much? Maybe all romantic moment only happens at first and never last. =( <br />
<br />
3825. God said: "Write your plans in pencil, but give me the eraser, I might have something better for you.." bless your heart.. Good morning!<br />
<br />
3826. Once there was a composer who usually does & saves his composition on a laptop 1 day,a friend came & ask to use the laptop, unfortunately his friend broke down the unit felt sorry for all his compositions might be lost, but he said boastfully, "don't worry pare, I've got back-ups" he tried to open his back-up files, but an error occurred "the disk is n0t formatted,formatting will lost all saved data, format anyway?" moral: "back-ups doesn't always work the same way, like in a relationship, if you really love someone,love only her without reservation for she's vulnerable. Care for her, value her 'coz when she's gone, you might lost her forever & any back-ups you have can't replace her worth in any sense"<br />
<br />
3827. When a song ends, you could just repeat it everytime you like. When the movie ends, you can just wait after the trailers to start it again. When the rain ends, sure it'll come back soon but when your relationship ended with the one you loved, you don't even know if you can rewind it, repeat it or hope for it to come back. There's nothing in this world that is stronger than love..<br />
<br />
3828. Sadness has overcome us all either caused by a relative or close friend's death or from the one who broke our heart. We handle all situations differently, some good, some bad. But what makes us who we are is not defined by our times of happiness, but by our times of sadness.<br />
<br />
3829. Tears are often the telescope of our soul by which men see far into heaven. -henry ward beecher<br />
<br />
3830. If we are going to build walls around us to keep sadness out; also keeps out the joy - jim rohn<br />
<br />
3831. If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the 7 signs of skin aging try....ADOBE PHOTOSHOP, hahaha!<br />
<br />
3832. Hi! Please sms me your birth date & your families anniversary dates to update my calendar, so I'll know where I can eat out for free. It's all about planning for the recession! Hehe:-D<br />
<br />
3833. Nagbalikbayan ang anak ni Karyo after 20 years sa Amerika. Isang umaga, nag-usap ang mag-ama: KARYO: John, marami akong ITINURO sa ating bagong maid.<br />
BALIKBAYAN JOHN: Dad, please speak in English! KARYO: John, I fingered our new maid many times! hahaha!<br />
<br />
3834. modern salawikains: <br />
*Ang taong di marunong magmahal ng sariling wika, sa call center naglipana.<br />
*Ang lalakeng nagigipit, sa bakla kumakapit.<br />
*Aanhin pa ang damo kung meron namang bato?<br />
*Kapag maiksi ang kumot, sa baby ipagamit.<br />
*Papunta ka pa lang, sige ingat!<br />
*Laging nasa huli ang pinakamatangkad.<br />
*Pagmay usok, kawawa ang may hika.<br />
*When the cat is away, sabihin mo lang "mingmingmiiing" para lumapit.<br />
*Sa hinabahaba ng prosisyon, ayun traffic!<br />
<br />
3835. ARA: Tumakas ka na! Darating na ang asawa ko, diyan ka na lang sa bintana dumaan! Daliii! BOY: Ano ka? Baka nalimutan mo nasa ika l3th floor tayo! ARA: Gago! Huwag kang maniwala dun! Pamahiin lang yun! <br />
<br />
3836. "Pano makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sayo" Lego<br />
"Bakit mo ako binibitin kung kelan kainitan at basang-basa ako"- Sinampay<br />
"Painitin mo ako.. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y matikman at ika'y masarapan"- PopcOrn..o ang mga utak ha.. Hahaha!:)<br />
<br />
3837. LIBRE LAUGH: :)<br />
GF: Walanghiya ka, niloloko mo ako!<br />
BF: Bakit, wala naman akong ginagawa ah! <br />
GF: Anong wala? Nakita kita kanina, may kasama kang ibang babae, magkahawak pa kamay nyo! Niloloko mo ako!<br />
BF: Makinig ka muna... hindi kita niloloko, maniwala ka... Yung kasama ko kanina ang niloloko ko! Astig!Hehehe.. =)<br />
<br />
3838. May nagsabi sakin di ako magaling manamit at magbihis.. sumagot ako:'alam ko! pero magaling naman akong maghubad!!!hahaha Goodnight!<br />
<br />
3839. When someone asks me about my relationship with my ex that didn't work out, I simply answer..."religion..."Hindi kasi siya marunong sumamba sa dyosa weh!:) Good Morning!!<br />
<br />
3840. Aplikante nga bright: giunsa man nimo pag fill-up sa imong resume nganong nadawat man ka nga bogo man ka ako lagi bright man ko wala lagi ko nadawat?!<br />
Aplikanteng bogo: simple lang, ako lang gibutangan og pangalan nako? address nako? Unsa sa SEX? Akong gibutangan og SURE WHY N0T?!?! Hehehe...<br />
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<br />
DORMITORY - dirty room<br />
DESPERATION - a rope ends it<br />
THE EYES - they see<br />
ASTRONOMER - moon starer<br />
MOTHER-IN-LAW - woman hitler<br />
ELEVEN PLUS TWO - twelve plus one<br />
ELECTION RESULTS - lies, lets recount<br />
Amazing isnt it?!ö,<br />
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3787. "An old man once told his grandson: 'A terrible fight is going on inside me. A fight between two wolves. One is evil, it represents hate and anger. The other wolf is good, it represents empathy, love and compassion. This fight that's going on inside me, is inside every other person too, even you' The grandson then asked: 'Which wolf will win? The old man replied: ' It's the one that you always feed. Keep that in mind!<br />
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3788. 10 Ways to love people....1.listen without interrupting.(Prov18) 2.speak without accusing.(James1:19) 3.give without sparing.(Prov21:26)<br />
4.pray without ceasing.(Colossians1:9) 5.answer without arguing.(Prov17:1) 6.share without pretending.(Ephesians4:15) 7.enjoy without complaint.(Philippians2:14) 8.trust without wavering.(Corinthians13:7) 9.forgive without punishing (Colossians3:13) 10.promise w/o forgetting. (Prov13:12). . .GOD BLESS....<br />
<br />
3789. Our minds gather the dirt and dust of human opinion everyday... but God's words are Like waterfalls that wash and purify our hearts & minds...God bless...<br />
<br />
3790. The heart that has a firm faith is not frightened by obstacles 'coz it knows well that God loves and does not abandon those who trust in God!<br />
- Good m0rning-<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3791. Life is a constant battle for survival...and as we grow older, the rules change on daily basis. Our mission is not to escape, But to survive; Not to deal with triumph, But to deal with failure; Not to run away fr0m fear, But to master it. It takes courage to keep on fighting. So, if you feel like rules have shifted one step higher, deal it with greater faith and never ever surrender. God is on our side. He will never leave us nor forsake us.<br />
<br />
3792. Quote of the day: "Before you ask questions..Think about whether you really like to know the answers.." Good morning! :)<br />
<br />
3793. According to Mike Murdock's Law of Recognition, Everything you need is already in your life, merely awaiting your recognition of it. Anything unrecognized remains uncelebrated by you. Anything you refuse to celebrate eventually exits your life- a Gift, a Miracle or a Person. Don't miss that chance. look around.. appreciate.. do and say what you feel. thank God.. :)<br />
<br />
3794. What you want is not always what you get, but in the end, what you get is better than what you wanted. The LORD "satisfies your desires with good things.." (Ps.103:5) Good Morning!!<br />
<br />
3795. 8 TRUTHS T0 REMEMBER:<br />
I. Faith is the ability not to panic:<br />
2. If you worry, you didn't pray much. If you pray,don't worry much.<br />
3. Do the math, count your blessings.<br />
4. GOD wants spiritual truths, not religious nuts.<br />
5. Laugh everyday. It's like inner jogging.<br />
6. Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.<br />
7. Silence is often misinterpreted but never misquoted.<br />
8. There is no key to happiness, for the door is always open. Good Afternoon!<br />
<br />
3796. SEVEN RULES TO BE HAPPY: 1. Never hate. 2. Don't worry. 3. Live simple. 4. Expect little. 5. Give a lot. 6. Always smile. 7. Have Jesus in your heart!! God speed..:)<br />
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3797. An 8 year old kid once said... "Love is when someone hurt you and you got mad but you didn't yell at them 'coz you know, it would hurt their feelings too" Good morning!<br />
<br />
3798. I've learned that to be kind is more important than to be right! That sometimes what a person need is not a BRILLIANT MIND that SPEAKS... but a PATIENT HEART that LISTENS! Good morning!<br />
<br />
3799. Always keep your optimism... After all.. No one has ever damaged his eyesight by looking at the brighter side of life..<br />
<br />
3800. Life has its best.. pains,failure & everything.. But its natural, its God's way to teach us how to make.. one step higher, after we fall.<br />
<br />
3801. When I was younger and naive.. I thought that life is just black and white, yes or no, right or wrong. If you open your mind, you'll realize that life is more of gray... maybe... in between. Life is no straight road ahead.. it's more of dangerous curves and unexpected detours.. Live life to the fullest. Enjoy life. Don't talk shit. Take risks. Expect the unexpected. Fight to win... But learn to accept defeat...God bless! =)<br />
<br />
3802. "If the jeepney doesn't move... start walking!" hahaha! nonsense? Here's the message: stop complaining, do something c",) Good night!<br />
<br />
3803. Time can heal all wounds, time can give you another chance, time can help you forget, time can let you move on, but...time can never give back what was lost..<br />
<br />
3804. "Keep in mind that we should always thank those who hurt us, specially those who did so bad, we are forced to transform. They risk the eternal verdict of going to hell just to make us better than who we are." -Tyra BAnks<br />
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3805. An inspiring fact to bear in mind: Mathematics may not teach us to breathe oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide, or to love a friend and to forgive an enemy, but it gives us every reason to hope that every problem has a solution.<br />
<br />
3806. If you see a good looking guy na magaling pumorma at maarte sa katawan, metro sexual yan...isang metro na lang, homosexual na yan! HAHAHA!<br />
<br />
3807. I need inspiration, not commitment. Tagalog: Kailangan ko ng gwapo, hindi boypren. -hahaha! :)<br />
<br />
3808. Boyfriend: Last night on our anniversary, my girlfriend demanded I take her some place expensive... So, I took her to a gas station. Nagalet siya, mali ba yung ginawa ko? O dapat sa bigasan ko na lang sya dinala? :-D<br />
<br />
3809. Be practical! so...if your suitor will ask you what you want, chocolate?<br />
flower? stuffed toy? necklace? Oh! c'mon! be practical! Bigas Girl.. Bigas:-)hEhEhe!<br />
<br />
3810. LIFE's CYCLE: 3-8 years old: paramihan ng toys, 9-18 years old: pataasan ng grades, 19-25: padamihan ng jowa, 26-35: pagandahan ng asawa, 36-45: palakihan ng income, 46-55: padamihan, pagandahan, at pabataan ng kabit, 56-70; padamihan ng sakit, 71-above: pabonggahan ng libing, hahaha.. =)<br />
<br />
3811. May oras na darating na kailanganng palayain ang isang lalake, di dahil ayaw mo na sa kanya, kundi alam mong mas sasaya siya kung hahayaan mo syang magmahal sa kapwa nya lalake :-D<br />
<br />
3812. Jr: I know the truth, Mom! Mom: Ha?! Ito P500, huwag ka lang maingay sa daddy mo ha? Jr: Dad, I know the truth! Dad: Ha?! Ito P1000, huwag ka lang maingay sa mommy mo ha! Jr: (Ok pala ito! Subukan ko nga din sa katulong namin.) Inday! Alam ko na ang katotohanan! Inday: Sa wakas! Yakapin mo ako, anak ko!<br />
<br />
3813. Para sa makulit, pero mabait. Para sa sabog, pero kalog. Para sa mapang-asar, pero thoughtful. Para sa maloko, pero cute. Para sa akin pala ito?! Pakisend nga ulit!<br />
<br />
3814. Noon... Maraming babae and hindi maganda. Ngayon... Maraming maganda pero hindi naman babae. Hehehe...Good Evening!!<br />
<br />
3815. Paano kung sinabihan ka ng CRUSH mo na..." Alam mo tumataba ka, bumibilog at unti-unti kang nagiging mundo ko." Magda-diet ka pa ba? Oh ha! :)<br />
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3754. When I say "FRIEND" I mean someone heaven-sent, someone special, someone I treasure, someone I care for, someone important to me, someone like you! Take care FRIEND... God bless!:)<br />
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3755. Life is Like a Bible, everyday is a new page,with LesSons to Learn, Adventures to tell and tales of good deeds to remember, have a nice chapter today! Good Morning!!!<br />
<br />
3756. "Tears are one of the most meaningful Liquid" Want to know why? because out of many Liquids here in the world, onLy tears can expLain the real meaning of pain.."<br />
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3757. "Braintwister" please arrange this scrambled word " N R A I T C 0 M" clue: if you love someone you will never forget this word. I'll wait for your answer...<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3758. I pray that GOD fill in your needs, attend to your concerns, grant your aspirations, give you good health & keep you in HIS loving care at all times...good morning!<br />
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3759. Challenges in life come in 3 broad categories: 1.EASY 2.DIFFICULT & 3.IMPOSSIBLE. Those who take only the EASY have a boring life. Those who take the DIFFICULT are tough and have a sense of fulfilment. But those who take the IMPOSSIBLE inspire others and prove that it can be done! Good evening. ;-)<br />
<br />
3760. May the LORD bless you with what you PRAY for, REWARD you for all your WORK, GRANT you of what you HOPE for & SURPRISE you with what you have NOT asked for...good morning!!<br />
<br />
3761. They say true love means to feel someone in every heartbeat; to find someone in every thought; to see someone with closed eyes; & to miss someone without any reason..<br />
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3762. "There's no greater happiness than having you and no greater bliss than sharing this life with you.. if I had one breath to spare.. if I had just one moment to live..I would be spending it with you."<br />
<br />
3763. My love for you grows stronger everytime I think of you. My life for you opens everytime I see you. My passion for your soul grows deeper everyday...My caring for your heart never fades away..<br />
<br />
3764. I wish there's a way you could see into my soul how much love I have for you. There you could find the depth of passion, tenderness & the love that holds you closer to my heart, more than anyone or anything else.<br />
<br />
3765. I miss you when something really good happens, 'coz you're the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, 'c0z you're the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry 'coz I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you most when I lay awake at night & think of all the wonderful times that we spent with each other, for those were some of the best & most memorable times of my life...<br />
<br />
3766. Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing, means everything to me...<br />
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3767. I have realized then that if you truly love someone, the only thing you want for them is to be happy...even if its not with you..<br />
<br />
3768. We never really stop loving someone..when we are hurt, full of tears with a heavy heart, we then just learning to try to live without them..<br />
<br />
3769."In all things, always remember to give thanks. You might not be where you want to be, but neither are you where you used to be. If it hasn't happened yet, that doesn't mean it won't happen. Remember, a delay is not a denial from God; in His own time, He will make all things beautiful..:-)<br />
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3770. Choose to be gentle rather than forceful.. if you have to raise your voice, let it only be in praise; if you have to clench your fist, let it only be in ardent prayer; & when you make demands,let it only be on yourself.. life is 10% of what happens to you & 90% on how you react to it.. focus on making things better NOT bigger.. live within your means & DELIGHT in simple things.. " May God bless you & your family always as ever!:-)<br />
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3771. One wonderful thing about God's Love is that it is always there: CONSTANT, CONSISTENT, COMPLETE, WARM & DEEP. May His LOVE be always with you. Good morning!<br />
<br />
3772. Always choose to heal, not to hurt; to forgive, not to despise;<br />
to persevere, not to quit; to smile, not to frown and to love, not to hate.<br />
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3773. At the end of life, what really matters is not what we bought<br />
but what we built; not what we got but what we shared;<br />
not our competence but our character; & not our success<br />
but our significance..<br />
<br />
3774. When God is involved anything can happEn. Be open. God has a beautiful way of bringing good music out of broken chords. God bless. Good Morning! Take Care!<br />
<br />
3775. How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, Lets just be friends, hahaha!<br />
<br />
3776. Forgetting with Age: First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly, hahaha!<br />
<br />
3777. Wives are funny creatures. They dont have s*x with there husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does. - A Loving husband, hahaha!<br />
<br />
3778. Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon? A: So that they can screw the tired man all night and blame him for poor performance, hahaha!<br />
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3779. B1:lolo ko 80 na, tumatagay pa!<br />
B2:lolo ko 82 na, nagdidisco pa!<br />
B3:wla kayo sa lolo ko,83 na ngsusuot pa ng hiphop.<br />
(tumawag lolo ni B4)<br />
B4:yes, lo? Nakita ko. sige pramis po bukas.sige po bye.<br />
B1,2,3:sino 'yon pare?<br />
B4: 'Yun lolo kong 90 years old. Tinatanong kung nakita ko na new pics nya sa friendster, nanghihingi ng comments! Gandang morning!<br />
<br />
3780. Kung nakukulitan ka na sa mga saleslady na nagtatanong ng "ano pong hanap nila?" isagot m0... "kapayapaan at pagkakaisa" tingnan natin kung mangungulit pah...Hahaha!<br />
<br />
3781. Judge: Miss ilang beses ka ba ni-rape nitong akusado?<br />
Rape Victim: Tatlong beses po!<br />
Rapist: Sinungaling, Dalawang beses lang.<br />
Rape Victim: Bakit, di ba Counted yung nasa Ibabaw ako? hahaha!<br />
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3782. Bobo: Pare hulaan mo pangalan ko, nagsisimula sa letter R<br />
Pare: Rene?<br />
Bobo: mali<br />
Pare: Reming<br />
Bobo: mali pa rin<br />
Pare: o sige sirit na<br />
Bobo: Ar-man ang tanga mo pare! hahaha!<br />
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3783. Isang bata ang nagpass ng blank paper sa art teacher nya.<br />
TEACHER: bakit blanko ang pinasa mo?<br />
BATA: nagdrawing po ako ng baka at damo.<br />
TEACHER: (tiningnan ang papel) san ang damo?<br />
BATA: naubos na po. Kinain ng baka.<br />
TEACHER: e nasan iyong baka?<br />
BATA: ano pa gagawin ng baka dyan e wala ng damo? Syempre umalis na po. Common sense po mam! Hahaha :)<br />
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3784. JORDAN: Adik talaga ako dito sa alimango.<br />
MIKEY: Naku ingat ka sa cholesterol nyan! Me kilala ako sa Tondo na kumain ng 3 matatabang alimango na puro aligue habang nakikipag inuman.<br />
JORDAN: Talaga?! Tapos ano nangyari?<br />
MIKEY: Lumabas lang sya sandali para jumingle. Ayun bigla na lang bumulagta. Patay!<br />
JORDAN: Inatake sa puso?<br />
MIKEY: Hndi. Sinaksak ng adik. Marami talagang loko dun sa Tondo eh.ü<br />
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3785. MRS: Doc, kumusta namana akong bana? DOC: Putol na ang tiil ug ang kamot! MRS: (Cried) Doc, dili ko makadawat ana... DOC: Joke! Joke! Joke! Patay na bitaw! hehehe<br />
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3741. Love is not about "it's your fault" but "I'm sorry"; not "where are you?" but "I'm here"; not "how could you" but "I understand"; not "I wish you were" but I'm thankful you are." Hope you find the love of your life. Happy Valentines day!!<br />
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3742. Love need not promise forever. It's better to love one day at a time and string those days together. Love is not wondering how long it will last but how beautiful it grows. Happy Valentines day to all of you!!<br />
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3743. When you love, you must not expect anything in return, for if you do, you're not loving but investing. If you love, you must preapre to accept pain, for if you expect happiness, you're not loving but using. Happy Valentines Day!!<br />
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3744. Never rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock on your door so that by the time you start to feel it, you'll know it's for real. Enjoy the Valentines even without a partner!! hehehehe<br />
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3745. Love is a dance step that never goes out of style, sometimes you stumble and sometimes you hurt your partner but often times you learn to survive. Happy Valentines Day!<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3746. To love is like playing a piano. First, you play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from the heart. Happy Valentines day!!<br />
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</div>3747. How to get over love? Say goodbye, but never say hello again. Forget but never regret; Pick the pieces up but never fix it. feel the pain but never keep it... Move on!! Hope you'll find your Valentine.<br />
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3748. It's not easy for me to express how much I LOVE YOU. We meet by chance, we didn't plan it and we even didn't know how it started, forget it or go for it. But within me , I know you're someone I love... Hope you'll be my Valentine.<br />
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3749. Love starts with a smile, develop with a kiss and ends with a tear. <br />
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3750. Love isn't like a train that when you missed, you can say "I'll just catch the next one." If love is everything we think it is, then maybe it comes along only once. Happy Valentines day!!<br />
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3751. When I said I like you, you smiled at me. When I said I miss you, you said "I miss you too". And when I said I love you, You said...."Ok ka lang?" Kala ko pa naman okay na <span style="font-weight: bold;">Valentines</span> ko. =(<br />
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3752. People say that life begins when you meet the one you will love forever. So when my friend asked me if my life has began, I said it's over. Iniwan mo na ako eh... happy Valentines day na lang sa iyo.<br />
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3721. "All life is created in love, and thus in the depths of every human being lies a good heart. Some have lost their path from this love, so it is up to us to show them the way." <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentines!</span>! Julia Butterfly Hill<br />
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3722. You can't imagine how beautiful my world has become ever since you walked into it... With you by my side... I am the luckiest person on earth. <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentine's Day!</span><br />
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3723. With every breath I take, with every song I sing. I think about you, about the love and care. With which you touch my life. Sweetheart... I am missing you a lot! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentines day!</span>!!<br />
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3724. I love you today, as I did from the start. I'll love you forever, with all of my heart. <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentine's Day!</span><br />
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<a name='more'></a>3725. Thank you for the memories of yesterday, for the happiness today, and the promise of all tomorrows! I love you Honey!! <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentine's Day!</span><br />
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</div>3726. Life is never about the people who act true to your face... It is always about the people who remain true at your back. Good Morning!!! <br />
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3727. It hurts when you lost someone important to you, but I believe that no one loses someone 'coz no one owns anyone. That's the true essence of freedom. Having the most important thing in the world without owning it.<br />
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3728. One day love and friendship met on the road of life. Love ask: What's your use when I already exist? Friendship smiled and said: I'm here to make people smile when you make them cry!=(<br />
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3729. One of the nicest thing in my life was knowing you and even if I can't be the perfect one for you, I want you to know how much I appreciate you since the day we become connected. =)<br />
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3730. Learn to appreciate what you have before time forces you to appreciate what you've lost. Good Morning!!!<br />
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3731. One thing we can't recycle is wasted time. Life is too short, live your life well. Let's stop worrying over "what-if's". Be with people you want to be with. Do things you're eager to do, after all it's Only You who decides how your life will turn out. Happy or contented.. or rigid and incomplete. Good Morning!!<br />
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3732. I learned to love someone with all my life, but there came a point when I got tired, not of loving but of sacrificing all that I have. Then a thought came to my mind... I have given everything but have received nothing but pain and tears in return. Is this enough to prove that I really love that person? Or is it a sign telling me to stop sacrificing and learn to love myself a little more?<br />
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3733. We need only three reasons to be happy: Something to do, someone to love to love and something to hope for. May you find all these reasons everyday.... Good Morning!!! <br />
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3734. You can tell if that person is someone special... 'coz no matter what kind of mood you are in... that person can always manage to make you smile. =) Good afternoon!<br />
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3735. Sometimes your existence gives hope to a person. Your smile maybe a pearl for someone. Your presence might be the desire of the one who loves you dearly. So, value yourself. You exist for a reason. Take care!<br />
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3736. The road to success... is under repair. We are sorry for the inconvenience. Please use the other road. Thank you! Hahahaha!!!Gandang Gabi!! =) <br />
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3737. GF: Huhuhu... bakit natin ginawa ito? Hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa! Huhuhuh!! BF: Ano? Isa lang ah?! GF: Bakit? Hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?! Hahahaha!! <br />
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3738. Street Vendor: Bili na kayo ng relo! Gold watch ito! Pag namuti , white gold! Pag huminto, stop watch! Hahaha!!!<br />
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3739. Pare 1: Pre, what's your greatest fantasy? Pare 2: To be kissed by someone in the rain. How about you? Pare 1: To be that someone kissing you in the rain. Love you pre! =) <br />
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3740. Pari: Tanging lalaki at babae lang ang ginawa ng Diyos, kaya ang mga bakla ay walang lugar sa heaven. Bakla: Carry lang yan Father, stay na lang kami sa rainbow... mag-eeslide slide ever. =)<br />
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3696. Know why do I like being your friend so much? Because you are so cool. Because you make me laugh. Because you are so sweet. Because you make me feel special. Because you are always there. I'm so glad to have you as my friend. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentines Day!</span><br />
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3697. No poems, no fancy words, I just want the world to know that how much I LOVE YOU with all my heart. Sending you lots of smiles to wish you a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentines</span>.<br />
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3698. We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentines Day to all! </span><br />
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3699. Without Love -- days are sad day, it will be moan day, tears day, waste day, fright day, sadder day...So be in love everyday... Wish you a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentine's Day</span> to all!<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3700. Sending you a text to say.... <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentines Day</span>!!<br />
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</div>3701. Even though we are not together this <span style="font-style: italic;">Valentines Day</span> but I'll be with you wherever you go and whatever you do. Love you always. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentines day</span>.<br />
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3702. Across the miles, sending you bunch of full wishes to say... Hope your <span style="font-weight: bold;">Valentines Day</span> is special in every way. Happy Valentines Day!<br />
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3703. You brighten my day with the sound of your voice, you bring so much laughter and love, you are everything to me and I was so blessed when God sent you here for me. I love you and I would like to spend my <span style="font-style: italic;">Valentines</span> with you.<br />
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3704. I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. <span style="font-style: italic;">Happy Valentine's Day</span>!<br />
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3705. With each passing day, I fall a little more in love with you. I love you honey. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentines Day!!</span><br />
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3706. I don't have all the right words, I only have three...and I would like to say it to you... I love you. <span style="font-style: italic;">Happy Valentines Day</span>!<br />
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3707. I'll make it simple... I Love you... from the bottom of my heart. <span style="font-style: italic;">Happy Valentines Day</span> my love.<br />
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3708. Here is my heart, it is yours so take it, Treat it gently, please do not break it. It’s full of love that’s good and true, so please keep it always close to you. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy Valentine’s Day</span> to you!<br />
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3709. A <span style="font-weight: bold;">Valentine message</span> from me to say... Thinking of you in a special way... Just as I do everyday! Happy Valentines Day!<br />
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3710. You are my love and you are my<span style="font-style: italic;"> VALENTINE</span>. I do love you and it’s true, I never know my life without YOU. This Valentines Day I want to spend it with you. I love you and I know you do love me too.<br />
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3711. <span style="font-style: italic;">Valentines</span> is not only for lovers... But should also be the time to reflect on our past lovers and hope that they are alive… Alone…and miserable…Bwahaha!<br />
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3712. This valentines, makes sure you send the one you love a basket of flowers, buy her a box of chocolates and tell her you love her very deeply. And then do the same for your wife para walang problema. Hehehehe<br />
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3713. When someone’s throws you a stone, go ahead, find a hallow block to hit him back. It’s not all the time that you have to endure the humiliation and pain. Sometimes you have to let the person learn his lessons in a hard way. Inspiring! Pwede na… hehehe <br />
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3714. Question: Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow and moo?” Answer: He was studying foreign languages. Hahahaha!<br />
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3715. Your future depends on your dreams…so tulog lang! Magtatagumpay ka rin! Hehehehe Good night!<br />
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3716. Dr.: Ano sakit mo? Man: Utot po ako ng utot every 5 minutes pero walang amoy. Dr.: Umutot ka ba ngayon? Man: Opo. Dr.: Sige, ooperahan na kita sa ilong para maamoy mo utot mong hayop ka! Gandang gabi!! <br />
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3717. Nahipo ng bf ang legs ni gf. GF: ooppss..psalm 129! BF: Sorry! (pag-uwi hinanap ni bf ang PSALM 129) … “Go higher and find glory!” BF: “Sayang!” Hahaha =)<br />
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3718. Minsan ang love parang ibon. Kailangang palayain, kailangan pakawalan. Babalik yan kung talagang para sa iyo, kung hindi… Barilin mo! Letcheng ibon yan! Choosy!!! =)<br />
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3719. Kung nakukulitan ka na sa mga sales na nagtatanong ng “ ano po ang hanap nila?” isagot mo… “kapayapaan at pagkakaisa!” Hahaha <br />
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3720. Estudyante: Sir, musta po grades ko? Teacher: Aba! Iha, maganda! Kasing ganda ng buhok mo! Estudyante: Talaga po? Wow naman! Teacher: Oo iha, parang hair mo…Bagsak!! Wahehehe… <span style="font-style: italic;">Good Morning</span>!!!<br />
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3687. From Home to Home and Heart to Heart, from one place to another, this New Year will bring us closer to one another. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span>!!!<br />
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3688. With special thoughts and wishes that God will richly bless your heart, your home and those you love with lasting happiness and God's grace as always. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span>!!!<br />
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3689. God's gift to me are people like you. With well-meant prayers, I wishpered my thanks to Him and asked Him to bless you in His own special way. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span>!!!<br />
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3690. I thank Lord for blessing me with friends who have touched my life in countless ways through the years. I wish you and your family good health, prosperity and happiness. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span>!!!<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3691. Whoever touches our lives leaves HEART PRINTS of love, friendship and joy. Thank you for being a beautiful Heart print in my life. God Bless!!!<span style="font-weight: bold;"> Happy New Year</span>!!!<br />
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3692. It was never my intention to know you better, but something between us has come for us to know each other. Now I see the true value of a friend not just for a moment but forever. Wishing you a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year my friend</span>!!<br />
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3693. It's amazing when two strangers become good friends but it's sad when good friends become two strangers. Hope it won't happen to us. Stay the same 'coz we are two strangers made to become good friends! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span> my friend!!!<br />
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3694. Before the networks get busy... let me be the first to greet you and your family. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span> to you!!! May God bless you with good health in the year 2009. <br />
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3695. If you think this year is a bad year for you... you are wrong. Don't forget that God gave you each day to correct all your mistakes and make life the most out of it. Give thanks for He never leave you at times of hardships. I'm just wishing you that may you still conquer all the hardships and trials for the coming year. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span> to you and to your family!!!<br />
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3667. Pray that your loneliness may spill you into finding something to live for... Which would be great enough to die for. Enjoy the rest of the day... <span style="font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas</span>!!!<br />
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3668. A morning smile will recharge you with tireless energy to go through the way. Let GOD's providence be a reminder that HE prepared the best for you today. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas</span>!!!!<br />
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3669. Praise God for a beautiful morning, it may not be an easy day but HIS guidance and love will enable us to push through despite all odds! May you have a wonderful <span style="font-weight: bold;">Christmas</span>!!!<br />
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3670. When we wake up in the morning we have two simple choices. Go back to sleep and dream. Or, wake up and chase those dreams. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas</span>!!<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3671. You'll never find a perfect friend in me 'coz what makes me human is my imperfection. But that's for sure, I'll be your friend as long as I live although not perfect but real. Wishing you a Happy <span style="font-weight: bold;">Christmas</span> my friend!<br />
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3672. In this life, you can't avoid gossip and unkind words from others. Whatever you do, you will never please everyone. Remember, if you weren't worth anything, they wouldn't bother. Have a blessed <span style="font-weight: bold;">Christmas</span>!!!<br />
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3673. No one will manufacture a knob without a key. Similarly, God won't give us problems without solutions. I hope you can find the right key every time you encounter the door locked. <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas</span>!!!<br />
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3674. A strong person is not the one who doesn't cry. A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet and shed a tear for a moment and then picks up his sword and fight again. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas</span>!!!<br />
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3675. God has given us two gifts; One is choice and the other one is chance. Choice is to select a good one and chance is to have the best one. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas</span>!!!<br />
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3676. Do what makes you happy, life is not based on the money you got and the success you've achieved. It's all about being happy with who you are, who you are with, who you've got, who you love and who makes your life worth living. Have a wonderful and blessed <span style="font-weight: bold;">Christmas</span>!!<br />
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3677. God is wise because every time we sleep He lets us dream beautiful things but He is even wiser 'coz He lets us wake up every morning to give us the chance to fulfill those dreams. Good Morning!! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas</span>!!!<br />
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3678. May God put you on his lap tonight and take all the tiredness and pain that you had brought by the busy day and may you sleep well under his care. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas</span>!!!<br />
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3679. Lord please bless my friends who are reading this. Huwag sana silang mag expect ng gift sa akin this <span style="font-weight: bold;">Christmas</span>. Please touch their heart and remind them that it's better to give than to received. Amen!! Advance <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span>!!!<br />
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3680. God's hand is upon you today. Touching your life with joy, blessing your heart with love and comforting yourself with peace. Smile and be Happy! Merry <span style="font-style: italic;">Christmas<span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span> and a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span>!!!<br />
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3681. Sa <span style="font-weight: bold;">New Year</span>, wak ikaw suot ng polka dots, kasi sign lang ito ng barya. Ikaw suot Rectangle para symbol ng Tseke... pero wak ikaw tatalon para hindi siya talbog. Okey? Hahahaha!!! Happy New Year!!!<br />
<br />
3682. Anak: Nay! Iyong classmate ko sinisilip ang panty ko! Inay: Bastos yon ah! Ano ginawa mo? Anak: Eh di inalis ko ang panty ko at tinago sa bag para di nya makita! Gandang Umaga!<br />
<br />
3683. Bata: Ate 'pag wala ka ba tenga maghihikaw ka? Ate: Syempre hindi. Bata: Eh kapag wala kang daliri magsisingsing ka ba? Ate: Syempre hindi rin... Bata: Eh bakit ka nagbabra? Ate: Pakyu!!! Nyahahahahaha!!!<br />
<br />
3684. Pag balisa ka "try to relax" Pag inis ka "smile ka lang". Pag may problem "pray" at kapag wala kang pera "isipin mo ako" kasi di ka nag-iisa, wala din kasi akong pera. Gandang Umaga!!!<br />
<br />
3685. Advantage at disadvantage ng may asawa....Advantage: Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad. Disadvantage: Pag ayaw mo na... nandiyan pa din. Hahahaha!!!<br />
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3632. Leave something for GOD. But never leave GOD for something. 'Coz in life, something will leave you... but GOD will always be there for you. May you have a wonderful <span style="font-weight: bold;">Christmas</span>!!<br />
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3633. Wishing you not just smile but laughter, not just happiness but pure joy, not just wealth but heavens treasure and not just silence but God's peace. Happy New Year!!!<br />
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3634. There are only five things that you need in life. Good Work, Good friends, Good food, Good sleep and Good Luck. Whatever you're thinking... it's all up to you. Hehehe.. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Merry Christmas</span> and a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span> to you!!<br />
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3635. God will either give you what you ask or something far better that what you wished. Keep on praying and be thankful 'coz God's answers are wiser than our prayers. Merry Christmas!!<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3636. Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart’s possessing, Returns to you glad. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!<br />
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3637. May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues. May you have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!<br />
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3638. May this <span style="font-weight: bold;">Christmas</span> end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!<br />
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3639. Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus,”please santa send me a brother”. Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER” Ho!Ho!Ho! <span style="font-style: italic;">Merry Christmas</span>!!<br />
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3640. Wishing you all the timeless treasures of Christmas…the warmth of home, the love of family and the company of good friends. Have a blessed Christmas and a prosperous New Year!!<br />
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3641. Sometimes we think we have so little: Little blessings, little work, little salary, little allowance. But if we start to appreciate the little things in life, we will find out that we have so MUCH. So much of family and friends, so much of love, so much of trust and so much of GOD in our hearts. God Bless and may you and your family have a wonderful Christmas and a Happy New Year!!<br />
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3642. Don't place your mistakes on your head, it can weigh you down and crush you. Instead, place them under your feet and use them as a platform to view your horizon. May your New Year be filled with joy and happiness!! Happy New Year!!<br />
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3643. Life is not about the people who act true to your face, It's about the people who remain true behind your back! Merry Christmas!!<br />
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3644. May this Christmas be so special that you'll never feel lonely again and be surrounded by loved ones throughout! Merry Christmas to you!!!<br />
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3645. A Blessed Christmas to you and to your family. May the birth of our Savior Jesus Christ bring you and your family endless prosperity, blessings and peace of mind that you truly deserve. Merry Christmas!<br />
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3646. Happiness can't be found at the end of the road. It's truly experienced along the way. So take not for granted each moment of your life and find reasons to be happy each day! Have a blessed <span style="font-weight: bold;">Christmas</span> and a <span style="font-weight: bold;">Happy New Year</span>!!<br />
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3647. Husband: When I get mad, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet bowl. Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your your toothbrush! Hahaha!!Good Night!!<br />
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3648. On the deck of a ship: An American threw his cellphone to the sea. Pinoy: Oh, sayang!! American: There are lots of cellphones in America. Japanese also threw his laptop to the sea. Pinoy: Oh? What the...?! Japanese: There are lots of computers in Japan. Pinoy is silent because he has nothing to brag about. Then the Korean came to join them. Pinoy pushed the Korean to the sea.. Everybody: Oh my God!! Why did you push him? Pinoy: It's okay! There are lots of Koreans in the Philippines..<br />
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3649. Love is like drinking beer... Once you have too much of it...You begin to act stupid. Love moderately! Good Morning!!<br />
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3650. Usually the person with more smiles, is the same person with more heartaches! =)<br />
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3651. On this Christmas, remember, the joy that you give to others, is the joy that comes back to you. So be joyful and make others joyful too! Merry Christmas!<br />
<br />
3652. A friend holds your hand when your scared, makes you smile when your down, hugs you when you need comfort and buy you gifts during CHRISTMAS!!! Yehey!!! Hi Friend! hehehehe.<br />
<br />
3653. Jingle Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas. Sending the warmest Christmas wishes on soft snowflakes just for you! Happy Holiday!!!<br />
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3654. May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!<br />
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3655. Jinggom bells, jinggom bells, jinggom all the way. O dustpan, electric fan, kaldero at pinggan..Hey!<br />
Merry Christmas!!!<br />
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3656. In this season of merry making & endless parties, always remember..“thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.” Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!! ;-)<br />
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3657. For every dream in our heart, GOD gives us inspiration. For every hope we seek, GOD gives us unexpected miracles. May you feel GOD’s blessings always. Merry Christmas!!<br />
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3658. RUFFA: My gosh, I don't know what to give my boyfriend on his birthday. He is so rich! He has everything! Mansions! Yachts! Private jets and limousines! What do you suggest I give him? GRETCHEN: Really! Eh di try giving him my cellphone number!<br />
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3659. There are people I talk and laugh with everyday, yet it ends there...but there are those whom I rarely see, yet I know they are the ones worth keeping!. Good Morning!<br />
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3660. Christmas is canceled this year and it’s all because of you.. I told Santa that you’ve been good all year and he died laughing! Hahaha!<br />
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3661. Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry Christmas.<br />
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3662. May your world be filled with warmth and good cheer this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your Christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.<br />
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3663. Sa mga habulin at pantasya ng mga lalake! Sa mga gwapa at seksi!! Sa mga cute at mga crush ng bayan! Ito ang inyong “PINUNO” bumabati ng MALIGAYANG PASKO AT MARAMI PANG LALAKE SA BAGONG TAON! Hehehehe!!<br />
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3664. Wishing you 12 months of HAPPINESS, 52 weeks of FUN, 365 days of SUCCESS, 8,760 hours of GOOD HEALTH, 525,600 minutes of BLESSINGS and 31,536,000 seconds of JOY! Happy New Year!<br />
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3665. Before the year ends, I thank all the good people like you who made the passing year beautiful for me… I pray you be blessed with another fruitful year! Happy New Year!<br />
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3617. A fish would never be happy living on land because it was made for water. You will never feel completely satisfied on earth because you were made for heaven! Rev 21:1 - Be happy! Happy Thanksgiving!<br />
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3618. One of my biggest rewards is to see your smile and to know that you are happy. I know life is sometimes going BAD but that is why I'm here for you to show that life can be good when somebody cares. Happy thanksgiving!!<br />
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3619. The most humbling statement we can say is "I am nothing without GOD" and our most powerful statement is "with God I can do anything" Happy Thanksgiving!! Good evening!<br />
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3620. A true friend defines the real meaning of friendship "it isn't based on how many secrets you share,isn't how well you get along nor how much you like each other, isn't how people see you together.. But it appreciates the differences, the gaps, the hindrances, the trials and still a friend looks at you, straight from the heart...without hatred, without judgement, without envy, without criticisms, only pure acceptance and respect. Good Morning!!<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3621. All battles have some purpose even those in which we are defeated. Good afternoon! Happy Thanksgiving!! <br />
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3622. There are times we treat life like a mysterious door. It doesn't open no matter how hard we push it, we never notice that a huge sign is posted there that reads: "PULL" Happy Thanksgiving!!<br />
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3623. Thought for all those who loved their friend... a good friend never allows you to do stupid things alone.<br />
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3624. Never love if you're not prepared to be hurt, never start if you don't have plans to finish, never speak if you don't mean it, most importantly never use someone to move on. <br />
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3625. Smile even when loneliness is tearing you apart, laugh even when all you wanted is to cry, encourage even when you yourself need it...remember that you live not only for yourself but for others as well.<br />
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3626. True thanksgiving means that we need to thank God for what He has done for us, and not to tell Him what we have done for Him. Happy Thanksgiving.<br />
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3627. Thank God every day when you get up that you have something to do that day which must be done whether you like it or not. Being forced to work and forced to do your best will breed in you temperance and self-control, diligence and strength of will, cheerfulness and content, and a hundred virtues which the idle will never know. Happy Thanksgiving.<br />
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3628. Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.<br />
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3629. Somebody asked me: how stupid are you when it comes to love? I smiled and answered,"i gave my heart to somebody and even when I saw him throw it, i still picked it up and gave it back to him!"<br />
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3630. Sometimes people decided to be just friends even if they still love each other. Ever wonder why? Maybe because it's not the love that's hard to sustain, it's the commitment that complicates everything!...Nakz!<br />
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3597. Life may lead us to different roads, meeting new people and learning new things. But one thing is for sure I will never forget the road where I met you! God Bless! =)<br />
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3598. No one in this world can dictate to you where you can be happy. If you know where and what it is…go for it. Just remember: Happiness is not a destiny, it’s a choice. Good Morning!!!<br />
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3599. I believe everything happens for a reason. People change so that you learn to let go. Things go wrong so that you learn to appreciate them when they are right. You believe less so eventually you trust no one but yourself. And sometimes, good things fall apart co better things can fall together. – Marlyn Monroe<br />
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3600. Never let go of anyone that you couldn’t go a day without thinking about. There just might be a very good reason why they’re always on your mind. Sometimes it’s the brain that knows too well what the heart tries so hard to deny.<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3601. God is like the sun; we cannot look at it, but without it we cannot see anything else. God Bless! Good Morning!<br />
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3602. “It is amazing to realize that living in simplicity gives true contentment. We go as we come into this world. And in the end, nothing is ours to keep.”<br />
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3603. LEARN to trust the perfect time so that we may discover that all the pain found in waiting has a magnificent and awesome purpose. And when that time comes, it will all be worth it, and then we’ll forget that we ever waited. God Bless! Good Morning!!<br />
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3604. “A woman can get a man’s trust, but not its loyalty. A man can get the loyalty of a woman but never its trust”. Make sense right?<br />
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3605. Your mom should be the most wanted woman on earth ‘coz she stole two stars and put them in your eyes. You have very beautiful eyes.<br />
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3606. A gang decided to rob a bank; they opened every vault and found no money, only cups of yogurt. They ate all the yogurt. Next day, CNN news: BIGGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED!"<br />
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3607. A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His disgusted owner puts him in the freezer too cool off. Later when he opened the freezer, he found the parrot sweating!" how come you’re sweating? "he asks the parrot replied" Do you know how fucking hard is it to open the legs of a frozen chicken? hahahaha!<br />
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3608. I admit, I’m the one who loosen the rope to set you free. Now I want you back! I tried to pull the rope, but you don't even want me to touch it...I know it was my fault but would you please lower your pride. I really want you back!<br />
-inday nag emote kasi nawala ang baboy!<br />
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3609. Heard you was great at algebra. Can u please. Substitute my x?<br />
Nice sir noh? hehhehe...<br />
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3610. In a hotel elevator man accidentally elbows LADYS breast.<br />
Man: if you’re heart is as soft as your breast, you will forgive me.<br />
LADY: if your bird is as hard as your elbow I’m in room 112..hahahha!...Good Morning!<br />
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3611. IDOT: Kamusta n? Long time no see ah?<br />
BINO: Karating ko lng galing Africa.<br />
IDOT: Africa?<br />
BONI: Dun kami nadestino.<br />
IDOT: Hindi b maraming cannibals dun?<br />
BONI: Nak2takot nga pero mga edukado n ngaun sila.<br />
IDOT: Hindi n b cla kumakain ng tao?<br />
IDOT: Nangangain p rin ng tao pero gumagamit n cla ng kutsara.<br />
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3612. FILIPINO CLASS – Guro: Juan magbigay ng pangungusap na may tayutay. Juan: Ahem.. “ang tatay ay nadapa. Tayu tay! tayu tay!<br />
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3613. Angelina: Yaya, nakakita ka na ba ng elepanteng nagtatago sa highway? Yaya: Hindi pa, ikaw? Angelina: Nagtatago nga eh! You’re so tanga yaya, you’re such a loser! =p<br />
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3614. Ngongo and wife making love: Ngongo: Mukha mo mapute! Wife: Hindi naman ah! Ngongo: Mukha mo mapute! Wife: Di nga sabi maputi eh! Ngongo Shouting: Ang sabi ko MUKHA MO MAPUTE!!! (anak nagising) Anak: Ma! Ang sabi ni Papa, IBUKA MO MABUTI, naman istorbo!!<br />
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3615. Lito: Pare, ano ba ang kaibahan ng H20 sa C02? Jose: Diyos ko naman! Di mo baa lam iyon?! Ang H20 ay water! At ang C02… Cold Water!!! Hahahaha<br />
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3562. Being a quitter doesn’t mean you are a loser. Every time you quit doesn’t mean you are giving up. It only means that you have to let go of what you think is UNFAIR.<br />
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3563. Love just one person and just taste the rest… hehehe. Good Morning!!<br />
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3564. One of the simplest ways to stay happy… “Just let go of the things that makes you sad.” God Bless! =) Good night!<br />
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3565. Things in life move with twists and turns and they happen with valid reasons. So if you doubt why something happens to you, stick to this: “We can never learn to be brave and strong if the only thing in this world is happiness.” Goodnight!<br />
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<a name='more'></a>3566. It really hurts t0 accept the truth..especially..when that truth is n0t<br />
what y0u have expected and wished f0r..but when y0u realize that that<br />
truth can be change..y0u will d0 anything just t0 change it..kahit pa<br />
madapa ka pa ulit..<br />
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3567. Carry yourself in such a way that when people are sitting...You would be standing and when they are standing, you would stand out. And when they stand out, you will be outstanding. And when they dare to be outstanding, you will be there standard..<br />
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3568. Words of Wisdom: “when choosing between two evils, always try the one you’ve never tried before!<br />
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3569. I have a poem but it could not be spoken. Only you will know the words I have written. But a curse his been cast on the words I have used. That whoever read this is the one I cannot afford to lose...<br />
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3570. If your friend is too frank that what he/she says hurts you, don't get mad. ‘Coz Donkey once told Shrek: "only true friends can be cruelly honest!" Good morning!<br />
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3571. Sometimes I wish to renew myself coz I think I’m too bad, like a freak I always do stupid things, don’t know why I’m like this? Pssst! can I ask you? Are you happy when you knew me?<br />
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3572. Can't find the right word for a certain situation? Just give that person a hug...Words have the potential to confuse but hugs never lie.<br />
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3573. A true friend is like blood, it sustains life yet it is not always visible...but it comes out everytime you are wounded!<br />
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3574. Reality check: Ever wondered why most of the beautiful girls nowadays have an UGLY BF instead of a good looking one? It’s because most of the handsome, attractive MEN have BOYFRIENDS too!<br />
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3575. There are only few people in this world who were born to love seriously. And you are lucky if one of those few...is in love with you!...swerte ka!<br />
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3576. Life doesn't get easier with age. It only gets challenging. Don’t be<br />
afraid. Pursue your passion. Live your dreams. Love if you’re in love. Cry if you’re hurt. Just don’t grow Old, but rather grow up...good morning!<br />
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3577. I may be sleeping all alone every single night...But I believe in the magic , that someone yummy is meant to sleep beside me someday...<br />
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3578. Two of the hardest test in life is the patience to wait for the one you love and the courage to accept that you've waited for nothing.<br />
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3579. How hard is it to love someone who doesn't even care? It’s like your hugging a cactus...you know it’s there always but it wouldn't give you any reaction nor reply and the tighter you hug it, the greater the pain that u feel. <br />
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3580. Cupid: Let your love be stronger than your hate & anger. Learn the wisdom of compromise for it is better to bend a little than to break.<br />
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3581. Toto: Pangarap ko kumita ng P250, 000 monthly gaya ni daddy! Jovy:Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo? Toto: Hindi! Yan din ang pangarap niya! Hahahaha!!!<br />
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3582. Jose: Kumusta ang assignment? Rick: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko. JOSE: Naku, ako rin! Paano iyan? Baka isipin nila nagkopyahan tayo! Hahahaha!!!<br />
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3583. A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word “beans”… “My father grows beans”, said one student. “My father cook beans,” said another. Then the little Johnny spoke up: “We are all human beans.”!! Hahaha!<br />
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3584. “Di baling makita ang legs, huwag lang ang eggs.” – Baklang nakaminiskirt- hahaha!<br />
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3585. Boy: don’t be shy, you can ask me out.. =) Girl: ok! Go out. Wahahaha… =)<br />
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3586. Kung tinanong ka ng crush mong: “Uy! Musta?” ang pinakamagandang sagot diyan , “eto, mahal ka na.” – Iyan ang banat. =)<br />
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3587. BF: babes, hindi ka ba nalulungkot? GF: ha? Hindi, bakit naman ako malulungkot? BF: eh kasi, mag-isa ka lang sa puso…gusto mo ng kasama? – Banat ng mga taksil.<br />
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3588. Amo: Inday, naalis mo na ba iyong mantsa sa baron ko? Inday: Yes sir! Amo: Good!!Anong pinang alis mo? Inday: Gunting po sir! =D <br />
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3589. When he got home, a husband, he embraced his wife and lifted her. Surprised, she asked why? He said; “the priest told us at Mass to embrace and lift up our cross.” The next day, it was wife’s turn to surprise him… “Honey, you are going to our church with me today.” When asked why?! She said “the priest told us to bring any useless thing in the house for donation to the typhoon victims…and I think about you.” =)<br />
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3590. All books in this world – The Bible, The Koran, The Guru Granth, The Gita, teach us to love each other! But only the Kamatsutra explains how! Hehehe<br />
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3591. PULUBI: Palimos po Sir! SIR: Alam mo ba na illegal ang mamalimos? PULUBI: Hobby ko lang ito Sir! SIR: Anong hobby? PULUBI: Collecting coins! =D<br />
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3592. Hear with your heart. See with your soul. Be guided by a hand that you cannot hold. Trust in a way that you cannot see. That’s faith. God bless you! Good morning!!<br />
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3593. GF: Hatid mo ako. BF: Wala ako pera, naoperahan si lola. Wala pa padala si mommy. GF: Ayaw mo? Walang tao sa bahay. BF: Aba’y tingnan mo nga naman, may naipit palang P500 sa wallet ko. Tara na! Hahaha =)<br />
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3594. Bago ka matulog pansinin mo naman ang matandang nakaitim sa pintuan ng kwarto mo. Ingat sa pagkilos baka madaganan mo ang batang nasa ilalim ng kumot mo. Kumusta naman ang babaeng nasa loob ng cabinet mo duguan pa rin ba? Ang lalaking nakabarong sa unan mo natagpuan nab a ang ulo nya? Napapansin mo bang sobrang tahimik ng kapaligiran wala kang maririnig kundi ungol ng mga di matahimik na kaluluwa? Sige tulog ka na… good evening! <br />
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3595. Kunwari ang pangalan mo ay “ikaw”. Tapos ang pangalan ko ay “ako” ang tanong sino ang panget? Sige pag-isipan mong mabuti. Hehehe Good Evening!<br />
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