3402. Nothing makes a new day more promising than having the right heart, the right spirit, the right mind, and the right strength that comes from God.
3403. Tell God all your 3 P's: Problems, Pressures and Plans and He will give you His ABC's. Answers to prayers, Best favors and Courage to go on.
3404. Life is more meaningful if you have plenty of CASH. Christ Assurance of Salvation and Holiness. May you never run out of CASH for the rest of your life. :)
3405. The Bible says, "God will never give you a burden you can't bear." So, when you have a problem you think it's impossible to fix, take it as a compliment. God knows you can. Good night!
3406. Let me share this beautiful text: I asked God, "How do I get the best out of life?" God answered, "Face your past without regret, handle your present with confidence, prepare for the future without fear." Then He added, "Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe your doubts and don't doubt your beliefs. Life is wonderful if you know how to live."
3407. To start a day is just like painting: Draw the lines with prayers, erase the errors with forgiveness, dip the brush with lots of patience, and color it with love. Good morning!
3408. Evening comes to pack up all the events of the day. Leave your worries behind and rest your body and mind. Let love be in your heart so you can sleep well tonight. Good night!
3409. Life has great options, but you don't always have to pick what seems to be the best. Sometimes, the best and perfect aren't always what makes you happy. Good day!
3410. Time and things don't really last. What matters are the people we care about and the values we dare to live and share. Let life be as beautiful as your heart.
3411. I used to think that I can wait. Wait till there's nothing left to wait for. But then I realized, I can wait till I forget the reason why I'm waiting.
3412. The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to stay where you are.
3413. The best feeling in the world is realizing you're perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed. Have a nice day ahead!
3414. If people have to leave us in one way or another, it would be best if they'll do it 100% lie-free and just slap the truth in our faces. We all do deserve something better than just lame excuses because lies in all sort do make us appear stupid.
3415. The best feeling in the world comes when you start feeling good again after feeling awful for a long time.
3416. If everything happened when and how we wanted it to, nothing in this world would ever be worth waiting for. There's a time for everything. God bless.
3417. When someone breaks your heart, you turn into a small ball of self-pity. You lie on bed, you hug your knees and keep them close like a fetus. Freud said: "It's human instinct to go back to the womb where we can feel safe."
3418. No one is born happy, but all of us are born with the ability to create happiness. Just remember, happiness is a state of mind and it depends on ones attitude towards life, not on what one has.
3419. Today, don't say any unkind words. Think of the people who can't speak. Don't complain about the food you eat, some have nothing. Don't complain about life, many die young. When you're tired of your job, think of the jobless, the disabled and those who wish they had yours. When sad thoughts seem to put you down, put a smile on your face, be positive and be thankful you're alive and still around. Life is a gift from God. Live it well. Good morning!
3420. A turtle once taught me that no matter how heavy his bearings are, it's his choice to carry the luggage for it is the only way he feels protected. Good morning!
3421. There are two kinds of worlds: the one you dream about and the real one. The challenge is not to choose but to make both worlds meet.
3422. Words from Ally McBeal: "If you wanna end up with the right person, you've got to make it happen. The best people are always taken. If you don't steal them, you won't have them."
3423. Did you know that most people assume that the summation of all the causes of hurt, pain and hatred in one word is just expectations?
3424. There were times I love to hate you. And then I love to love you. It's like I want to throw you off a cliff, then rush to the bottom to catch you.
3426. As I lay down the cards in the game of solitaire. I see the king and queen of hearts side by side, I remember you and me and how you left me for the jack of hearts.
3427. I'd rather be with someone who loves me more than I love him. I'm 100% sure that my happiness is his priority, and no more sleepless nights.
3428. It's wrong to hurt those who love you, but it's worse to love those who hurt you.
3429. I began to make a step the moment I knew where I stand. Then I moved on.
3430. There's nothing enigmatic about why we fall in love with the wrong people. It's caused by the hormonal imbalances and chemical reactions in our system. Science can now explain it. - Discovery Channel.
3431. The heart is like a Rubik's cube, someone is supposed to mess the cube first so someone else could fit the colors perfectly.
3432. Sometimes, it's easier to act like you don't care than to admit that it's killing you.
3433. If you were to make the biggest decision in your life, would you rather be "Happy but wrong or sad but right?"
3434. It's just something that happens as we age up. We realize it's not important to have many friends, what's important is to have real ones.
3435. A friend is like a guitar. You have to keep tuning once in a while to keep the melody of friendship alive. Good evening!
3436. Hear with your heart. See with your soul. Be guided by a hand that you can't hold. Trust even if you can't see. That's what faith must be.
3437. True strength of character is not just calculated by how well we manage to carry a sizabl load under challenging conditions , but is perhaps better measured by our ability to remain kind and light spirited, even when we're sure that we can't bear the weight of one more ounce of life.
3438. Problemado ka ba at walang panggimik? Ito ang sagot dyan! Just text NANAY PENGE PERA at isend sa number nya! Ang dali, hindi ba? May chance ka pang mamura!
3439. Payabangan. Erni: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala nya'ng dyaryo sa akin. Bert: Alam ko. Erni: Ha? Paano mo nalaman? Bert: Ikinikwento sa akin ng aso ko.
3440. There are times we treat life like a mysterious door. It doesn't open no matter how hard we push it! We never notice that a huge sign is posted there that reads, PULL.
3441. Slogans of famous presidents: Marcos: Mabuhay ang Filipino! Cory: Laban Filipino! Ramos: Sulong Filipino! Erap: Casino Filipino! GMA: Naloko ko ang Filipino!
3442. An airplane crashed at a town in Batangas: Media: Manong, pakilarawan po ng nangyari. Manong: Ala eh, nakow, garne ga utoy. Kakaalmusal ko laang. Gayak ako'y sisinsay sa kahanggan, ay natan-awan ko yaan sa alapaap ay nasisilaban. Bago sumirok ng papagay-on na akala mo'y papatak. Ginagaling na laang at sa sukalang are sumugba, ay kung sa kabayanan ga, ay di panay mga utas! Media: Ano daw??
3443. The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have and be able to lose all the desire for things beyond your reach. Let's not be materialistic. Tama na yung magaganda at gwapong nilalang tayo.
3444. A playboy died. During a mass: Priest: He's an honest guy, good husband and family man. Wife: (whispered to her son) Anak, tingnan mo nga. Baka hindi na si papa mo yung nakaburol.
3445. Ang ingles ng nagpakamatay, suicide. Namatay sa bahay, homecide. Namatay sa inis, pesticide. Pinatay ng intsik. Intsikticide. Namatay sa ibabaw ng girl. In-sex-he-died.
3446. Waiting for someone you love isn't easy especially when while you're waiting, the one you are waiting for isn't aware that you are waiting. - Tongue twister yan, wag na mag-emote!
3447. Flash report: A thief broke into Malacanang. He stumbled into GMA and FG at the hall way. The first couple froze in silence. The thief panicked, ran away and screamed, "Magnanakaw!"
3448. Bruno: Tay, nasugatan ako! Tatay: Buti nga, hindi ka umiyak. Lalaki talaga ang anak ko! Bruno: Syempre naman po tay, sabi nga sa kani Fergie, "Big Girls Don't Cry."
3449. Think positive! Japanese archaeologist digging 100 meters down found copper wire, says, "Very good, our great ancestors of 1000 years already had telephone!" Americans dug 200 meters and found optical cable, says, "My God! This means our great forefathers already had broadband 2000 years ago!" Pinoy digs 500 meters and found nothing, says, "Ang lupit ng mga ninuno natin! Wireless!"
3450. Pulis: Bayad ko sa pancit. Tsino Himala, bakit ikaw bayad? Pulis: Utos ni chief. Bawal na ang kotong. Tsino: Ok, mula ngayon, baboy na lagay ko pancit mo, hindi na daga!
3401-3404, 3414-3419, 3423-3426, 3448-3450: Anonymous (+63910555***9)
3405, 3408-3413, 3431-3441: Asha (+63917898***7)
3406: Abet (+63917866***0)
3407: Noreen (+63919285***1)
3420-3421, 3443-3444: Anonymous (+63920801***3)
3422: Vahnrey (+63919227***5)
3427-3430, 3445-3447: Eroica
3442: Anonymous (+63906343***8)