Mar 6, 2008

text messages 3301 - 3350

3301. Beware of me! Because if I find you, you'll never escape from me. I will be with you for the rest of my life, serving and loving you, wait and see because I love THEE.

3302. Do I have to prove my innocence? I don't need a lawyer with a high degree, because. if loving you is against the law, then you better lock me up and throw away the key.

3303. Forgive my mind for it can't forget how life began the day we met. Forgive my soul for it sees that we're really meant to be. Forgive this feeling I just can't kill and forgive my heart, it loves you still.

3304. I have dispelled love to protect my heart until one day I meet the the one. You came along and what I once protected for very long has once again yearning a new, but what can I do now that I’m falling in love with you?

3305. I love you without knowing how. I love you without knowing when. I love you without knowing why. I love you eventhough to you, I'm just a friend. :(


3306. Knowing you has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I'd have to let you go. I would find a million reasons to make you stay.

3307. Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind. For the mind easily forget but the heart remembers.

3308. I like you because you're my friend and because you're my friend, I care and because I care, I love you. I don't love you because you're my friend, I love you because I do.

3309. H()RT, what would you add to these letters? "EA" or "U" ? If "EA", you'll get a heart, and if "U", you'll get a hurt, so what would you pick? For me, it's better to get hurt than have a heart without "U".

3310. Don't be too good, I might miss you. Don't be too caring, I might like you. Don't be so sweet, I might fall. It's hard for me to fall when you won't love me after all.

3311. Love is a two way street, it can't survive with only one person's love no matter how strong that love is.

3312. A bottle of wine may not be intoxicating but a single drop of true love intoxicates.

3313. You don't love someone because she is beautiful; she is beautiful because you love her.

3314. The mind is what should listen, but it is the heart that should speak.

3315. Love is giving someone the ability to hurt you but trusting them not to!

3316. Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.

3317. Don’t blame me for falling in love with you, I didn’t asked for that and it was never my intention. But if you start falling in love with me, then blame me all you want because I’ve been wishing for that since the day I met you.

3318. Inside I admired you, inside I cherished your every way, inside I loved you and still inside I cry because I know it's only inside that I can have you.

3319. All of us have an ideal perfect person in mind, but we often end up with someone totally opposite, but still very much perfect for us.

3320. I chose to love you in silence for in silence, I find no rejection. I chose to adore you in my loneliness for in my loneliness, no one owns you but me.

3321. One of the greatest pleasures in life is doing the things that others say you cannot do.

3322. If you think something is right just because everyone else believes it, you are not thinking.

3323. It is better to die for something than to live for nothing.

3324. The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay cause love isn't love until you give it away.

3325. There's nothing between you and I, right? Why not put love? so it will become I "love" you.



3326. The heart is a big treasure box where you put all your cherished thoughts, dozen praises, truths, love, hopes and everything that's important to you and that's where I'm keeping you.

3327. I asked for a candle he gave me the sun. I asked for a spotlight he gave me the moon. I asked for light he gave me the sky I asked for an angel he gave me you.

3328. The next cruel thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall inlove with him when he doesn't intend to catch her fall.

3329. What sexual position will produce a gorgeous baby? Ask my parents!

3330. It's better to lose your pride to the one you love than lose your love one to your useless pride.

3331. It's nice to start the day with a smile on your way but it's nicer to start this day when your smile meets my way.

3332. You make me smile for no reason whatsoever, you make me laugh at the unfunniest things but most of all you make me love you when I shouldn't be loving you at all.

3333. It's funny that when a person recalls his embarrassing moments, he laughs but when he reminisces his happy times, he cries.

3334. Do not trust your friend too much, don't hate your enemy too much, your friend will most likely become your enemy and your enemy will probably become your friend.

3335. It is ok to kiss a fool and it is ok to let a fool kiss you but never let a kiss fool you.

3336. You can only walk beside me in one condition, you better hide your wings or everyone will know you're my angel.

3337. Love is not about making someone's life complete but instead it's about making someone realize that they were already complete right from the very start.

3338. With you it's not like I'm running towards the goal looking for a way to score, with you it's like I've already won.

3339. Some people complain to God for putting thorns on the rose but some praise Him for putting a rose among the thorns.

3340. When torn between two lovers don't choose the one who makes your heart flatter but the one who fills it with laughter coz the excitement will just fade away but the smile in your heart will always stay.

3341. Do not lose your health getting wealthy or you'll soon lose your wealth trying to get healthy again.

3342. I have heard from the phone company, the water company, and electric company, but I haven't heard from you, too bad coz it's your company I love the most.

3343. Accidents do happen, I slip, I trip, I stumble and fall, usually I don't mind it at all but now I don't know what to do coz I slipped and fell in love with you.

3344. I wished on a star one night, wished to have a friend I will love for life, days passed and I started to cry, I didn't know that my wish came true coz the person I wished for was you.

3345. Don't ask the sun to always shine, the clouds exist, don't ask the leaves not to fall, the wind exists, don't ask me to just forget, I can't, you exist.

3346. When you are running after the person you love and you're too busy to notice me running after you, don't mind me. But when you stumble and fall, take my hand and let me be the one to help you get up again.

3347. I look at you and I realize just how much you've been a part of my life, how special you are and how much you've made me happy. I look at you and I realize that heaven must be missing an angel.

3348. Love is a contradiction, it's hard to find but easy to lose, makes you feel good but hurts so bad, opens your eyes but makes you blind, fills up your heart then tears it apart.

3349. Never ask why the heart is red, the sky is blue, the cloud is white cause it's like asking why of all people it's you I care about.

3350. Beauty may only be skin deep but men aren't interested in what your bones look like. :)

Contributor
3301-3350: Asha (via e-mail)

Mar 4, 2008

text messages 3251 - 3300

3251. Leave something for God but never leave God for something. Because in life, something will leave you, but God will always be there for you.

3252. God hides from us the things that we are not yet ready to receive. That's why when we try to get it ourselves, we end up with the second best. Just pray and wait.

3253. Life is an adventure of faith in God, full of surprises yet fulfilling, full of tests yet satisfying, and full of trials yet strengthening. Good morning!

3254. A painting of Christ knocking on a cottage door was critically examined by the artist friend to look for any mistakes in it. No one could find anything but admiration. Finally, a young artist found a basic mistake. "You forgot to paint the door handle or lock on the door." "My friend," the artist remarked, "when Christ knocks on the door of your house, it can only be opened from the inside." Good evening!

3255. Whenever you don't understand what's happening in your life, you just have to close your eyes, take a deep breath and say, "Lord, I know it's your plan, just help me thru it."


3256. Not all people can understand the way I am, some may hate me while some will love. But for all of these, I still love the way I am because I don't want to pretend as someone just to flatter anyone.

3257. Learn to apologize when the situation calls for it. Don't allow little issues to get out of hand. Stop thinking of yourself sometimes. Lower your pride and mean your apology. You'll be amazed how the words "I'm sorry" can mean much to someone in pain; much more if you're the reason for the hurt.

3258. The special reason for living is life itself. Finding it complicated, difficult and unfair is merely a part of it, and life would never be complete without it. Because life is like a chocolate, without a piece of bitterness, its sweetness would be useless.

3259. It's funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.

3260. Best age is encourage. Best mile is smile. Best stand is understand. Best end is friend. Best day is today. May God keep you happy and safe everyday.

3261. Life is like posing for pictures, we pose the way we want to be seen by others, but stolen shots are better. They capture who we really are.

3262. Learn. But always learn with other people by your side. Don't be alone in the search because if you take a wrong step, you'll have no one there to help put you right. - Paulo Coelho (The Witch of Portobello)

3263. Belief, hard work, and love - you have those things. you can do anything. - For One More Day.

3264. It is better to be a human being dissatisfied than a pig satisfied; better to be Socrates dissatisfied tha a fool satisfied. - John Stuart Mill

3265. Value things while you still can because you'll never know when they'll be gone. You can always fight for it but what if it's too late? That's when you realize your life is missing a piece and that piece will remain missing forever.

3266. A joke and a truth are not mutually exclusive. Sometimes, the best jokes are true and the best truth are jokes.

3267. The happiest people are those having the most simple lives and the least stressful lifestyles. Let us learn to simplify things. For simplicity is not just beauty. It is a blessing.

3268. If you're shopping for a happy ending and you couldn't find one, buy a new beginning instead.

3269. Happy thoughts remove life's pressures. They have healing powers and uplift spirits. They lead to blissful lives. Think happy today! God bless.

3270. Sometimes I wonder why sunset is more beautiful than sunrise. I guess it's an irony of life. Sometimes, better things could really happen saying goodbye.

3271. One of the reasons why people get so sentimental is because memories are the only things that don't change when everything else does.

3272. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing on the right place, but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

3273. I know it's impossible that we'll always be together. But that doesn't mean we can't have a quantified laughs together, you know. I'll take whatever you can give cause I'm just happy to be with you.

3274. You'll never know how much you needed your friends until you look back along the rope and realized how many knots they tied to keep you from falling.

3275. My life is not really perfect, not so wonderful, but I have reasons to be happy because there are persons like you who's been good to me.



3276. Some of us are so busy now, forwarded messages are not merely just messages sent, but with it, goes a secret note saying I remember you still.

3277. Sometimes, you have to put walls up around you, not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

3278. People always think that the most painful thing is losing the one you love in your life. The truth is, the most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, forgetting that you are special too.

3279. It is so much easier to say that you don't love someone than try to explain to everyone all the reasons why you still do.

3280. Sometimes, when I'm alone, I can't help but think of all the things I've done in the past. I go out with my friends to drink and got drunk. Some people would ask why would I waste my money buying alcoholic drinks because it brings nothing and can ruin my life. They may be right and they may not understand the importance of drinking alcohol. But for me, those drinking sessions, I've found real friendship. We talked, we laughed, and we even started building dreams. That's the essence of drinking!

3281. Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you that you've got rabies. Patient: Please give me a piece of paper and pencil. Doctor: You don't have to write your will. Patient: No, I want to make a list of people to bite.

3282. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot.

3283. In this world, every wife is a mistress to her husband. 1 hour of miss and 23 hours of stress.

3284. The secret of life is happiness. The secret of happiness is love. The secret of love is sacrifice. The secret of sacrifice is to obey your wife.

3285. They say I look good. I say, I taste even better! Hahaha!

3286. The Americans said: We felt and experienced pain and hardship since the 9/11. The Filipino said: We also felt and experienced that. When? The Americans ask. The Filipino said: Since 4/11. (The height of GMA).

3287. My doctor put me on a seafood diet. Now, I only eat when I see food.

3288. Lalaki, umuwi at nakita ang asawa na nakasexy lingerie. Wife: Itali mo ako, tapos, gawin mo ang nais mo. Itinali ng lalaki ang asawa, tapos, nag DOTA sya!

3289. The Philippines is overpopulated because: ayaw ng birth control, walang death penalty, daming jobless kaya babad kama, dami lasing kaya ganda lagi misis.

3290. Minsan ba, nakikita mo akong kausap ang sarili ko? Ngayon, malabo mo na yung makita. Kasi, nag-away kami. Parang tanga kasi!

3291. Sa isang school. Boy: Tapos ka na ba sa exam mo? Girl: Bakit naman? Boy: Wala lang. Para ako naman ang sagutin mo.

3292. Words to live by: Whenever I feel like working, I lie down until the feeling is gone. Katamaran at its best!

3294. Ang tunay na kagandahan at kagwapuhan ay hindi nakikita sa pisikal na anyo ng isang tao kundi nasa puso! Yan! Yan ang paniniwala ng mga panget! Tayo, quiet lang.

3295. Makabagong kasabihan, kagandahan edition: Para sa magaganda: Aanhin mo ang ganda, kung wala ka namang papa. Para sa gustong magpaganda, retokada: Kung gusto mong maglandi, tiisin mo ang hapdi. Para sa mga feeling maganda: Talbog ang matigas na tinapay sa tigas ng mukha ng nagmamagandang inday. Para sa mga walang ganda: Mabait man daw at magaling, ang chaka-chaka pa rin.

3296. There are two reasons why people change: either tapos na maligo, or basa na ng pawis.

3297. Erap (nageexercise): 1234 Amen, 5678 Amen, 8765 Amen, 4321 Amen! Jinggoy: Dad, bakit may pa Amen, Amen pa kayo? Erap: Kasi, sabi ng doctor ko, exercise religiously.

3298. Malas daw si GMA sa letrang J. Jose Miguel Arroyo, Joseph Estrada, Jocjoc Bolante, Joey de Venecia, Jose de Venecia, Jun Lozada. Hindi pa kasama dun ang hamburJer ni Abalos!

3299. Today, when you feel like nobody loves you and when you feel like everyone is against you, don't panic! Pito na kayo nina GMA, FG, Defensor, Neri, Atienza, Abalos at Razon!

3300. Lozada: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Intsik. Apostol: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Bulol. Joker Arroyo: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Pikon. Santiago: 1/2 Pinay 1/2 Buang. Enrile: 1/2 GMA 1/2 Erap. Neri: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Pinay. Gonzales: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Linta. Razon: 1/2 Pinoy 1/2 Patola. Donald Dee: 1/2 Intsik 1/2 Traydor. FG: 1/2 Pork 1/2 Buwaya. GMA: 1/2 lang.

Contributors:
3251, 3257-3261, 3274, 3280-3281: Asha (+63917898***7)
3252-3254, 3266-3271, 3276-3279, 3283-3287, 3289-3297, 3299-3300: Anonymous (+63910555***9)
3255, 3272: Nicely
3256: Vahnrey (+63919227***5)
3262-3265, 3288: Eroica (+63917808***9)
3273: Dudai (+63920209***2)
3275, 3298: Anonymous (+63920801***3)
3282: Ariel (277001010***2)