Happy Valentine's Day to all the readers and subscribers of Textmates!
3201. When these days are gone, when the little love you once feel for me slowly fades away, when your smile and laugh is only here as a dream, and when the words "I love you" are scripts of the past, I'll always have the memories that were once moments, and I'll always know that no matter what, I got the chance to love you the best way I can.
3202. A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
3203. Even if a day should go by when I don't say "I love you", may there never be a moment that goes by without you knowing that I do.
3204. Death can't kill what is not measured by time. I will love you forever, and when I die, whatever part of me is left, will love you, far beyond eternity.
3205. If I have to count reasons why I love you and why I'm so in love with you, I would have to count forever.
3206. How can I promise forever when tomorrow is so far away from me? How can I ease the pain when I have a bleeding heart inside of me? How can I forget someone like you when your name etched so deep within me?
3207. If it's meant to be, even if we let each other go, our hearts will find each other even when we part ways. And if our hearts melt together so will our bodies and soul. Then, every word and every touch will fuel our passion flame. I'll be yours, you'll be mine, and we'll be one till the end of time.
3208. What is LOVE? Some say it could conquer the world. Others say you will lose yourself, completely blind. But have you ever wondered what's behind those letters L.O.V.E.? I would say, it's a reminder. There's an L because man could not live without Love, there's an O for you wouldn't be able to spell your w_rld without it, there's V since you make yourself Vulnerable to things that they call moments, and E, to tell us the reason of our Existence.
3209. Question: What is the difference between love and a pack of cigarettes? Answer: Both of them can make you sick, but at least, the cigarettes come with a warning!
3210. The purpose of relationships is not to have someone who might complete you, but to have someone whom yo might share your incompleteness with you!
3211. Setting someone free is the hardest thing to do, but it's not the tears you cried that makes it so hard, it's the small piece of hope left inside your heart that someday, you'll still end up together.
3212. They say that if love becomes painful, it's time to let that love go and save yourself. Just keep this in mind, you'll be able to find another love, but not another self.
3213. When you love, it doesn't matter how many times you cried, how many words you've heard, but it's how much you care and how long you're willing to sacrifice. Even if it means, taking away you own happiness.
3214. Not everything is meant to be, but everything is worth a try.
3215. They say if love becomes painful its time to let that love go and save yourself. Just keep this in mind, "You'll be able to find another love, but not another self."
3216. 6 Stages of love. Self-love. If you can't love yourself, you can't love another. Caregiving love. Love of your parents, relatives, etc. Peers love. Loving your friends. Hero worship. Not idolizing other people and realizing that we are all individuals. Love of the opposite sex. Loving the entire person, not only physical. Mature love. Final of the 6 stages will come when the other 5 are achieved and will last a lifetime.
3217. The rain falls because the sky can no longer handle its heaviness, just like the tears, it falls because the heart can no longer handle the pain.
3218. The one good thing about not seeing you is that I can write you letters but the loneliness, the pain of missing you kills me. How I wanted to be with you till my last breath.
3219. Yes, I love you. I love you more than anybody else in this world, and there is nothing that I would like better than to hold on to you forever.
3220. Some things aren't meant to be kept forever. You know you have to stop and let go when things aren't going right, and everything you did is unappreciated. Remember, it is wiser to be alone and trying to be happy than be with someone who do nothing while you do everything.
3221. One day, when I had the guts I told him, "I love you." He answered, "Am I asking you?" I replied, "I'm willing to wait." He replied, "Did I ask you to wait?" With unshed tears I turned back but he called me, "Where are you going?" I said, "I'm leaving." He asked, "Why are you leaving? I didn't ask you to leave me or ask you to wait, all I know is that I love you too. Isn't that enough reason for you to stay?"
3222. Fixing someone's broken heart is much more like treating a sickness, no matter how hard you try, if you're not the right medicine, you can never cure the pain!
3223. Friends make us brave when we are afraid , make us strong when are are weak, but most of all, they teach us to hold on when tears keep on falling.
3224. Don't count your friends on a sunny day, when the sky is blue and smiles come so easily. Instead, wait for a storm, when the day grows cold and dark, and laughter is not heard in your heavy heart. Then, when a friend stands beside you, and lifts your spirits to the sky, you know that they deserve the name friend. God bless.
3225. There was a bad guy who fall in love to a good girl. The guy really love the girl so much that he will do things just to make the girl happy. The girl told the guy to stop all his rumble and the guy command it. One day, the girl heard the news about the rumble, and she say the guy bloody and dying, the girl cried but the guy smile and said, Hindi ako lumaban, kasi, baka magalit ka.
3227. Gaano kaimposibleng mahalin ka ng taong mahal mo na nagmamahal ng iba? Ganito... para kang nag-aantay ng paparahing dyip sa istasyon ng tren.
3228. A guy gave 3 roses to his girlfriend. The girl said, "Oh, babe, you're so romantic, why do you gave me 3 roses?" The boy said, "Kasi, hindi pwede bumili ng isa lang, tatlo sampu talaga!" Hehehe.
3229. Ikaw, naranasan mo na bang magmahal ng isang taong gagawin ang lahat. Lahat lahat. Mawala ka lang sa buhay nya? Tsk. tsk. Sakit no?
3230. Pagiging single ay masarap. Solo mo ang oras mo. Nakakaipon ka. Walang dumadagdag sa problema. Di ka obligado magtext. Ang pagiging single, talagang masarap. Pero hindi ko sinabing masaya.
3231. Bunso: Inay, tingnan no po ang drawing ko oh. Inay: WOw! Ang galing namang magdrawing ng monkey ng bunso ko. Bunso: Inay, kayo po iyan!
3232. Curfew: Hanggang 10pm lang dapat sa daan. Ang mahuhuli, babarilin. Officer: 9:45 pa lang, bakit mo sya binaril? Sundalo: Alam ko po ang bahay nya, hindi sya aabot. :)
3233. Bading singing Nescafe: A cock in hand makes me feel so right. A cock in hand so good so right, one moment, one s*x sa pwet. Kinanta mo noh?
3234. During cremation, all the relatives stood in silence. Everybody was silent till the child suddenly asked out of curiosity, "Ma, hindi pa ba luto?"
3235. Bawat tao, iba magmahal. May tunay, may salawahan, may nang-iiwan, may todo bigay. Iba iba man ang paraan, wala akong pakialam. Dahil wala akong love life!
3236. Lito Lapid: Why did you write me such a long speech? The people were bored. Secretary: Sir, I gave you a 20-minute speech, plus the two duplicate copies you wanted.
3237. A social study has concluded that a woman's ultimate fantasy is having two men at a time! In the fantasy, one cooks while the other cleans the house. Hehehe.
3238. Amo: O, bakit nakahubad ka? Inday: Sabi po sa cookbook, "Serve without dressing."
3239. Doctor: 6 months na lang ang buhay mo! Mag-asawa ka na ng pangit at bungangera. Lalaki: Gagaling ba ako? Doctor: Hind, pero at least, gugustuhin mo nang mamatay.
3240. Man and wife out on African safari when suddenly, a lion sprang out of nowhere and dragged wife with its jaw. Wife: Shoot! Shoot! Husband: I can't! Wala na akong film!
3241. Nanay: Langya! Anak, buntis ka? Anak: Opo, inay. Nanay: Sinong may gawa nyan? Anak: Inay, project po ito tungkol sa miracle of life. Nanay: Putrages, kahit sinong Poncio Pilato ang bumuntis sa iyo, ipakukulong ko! Sabihin mo, Sino?! Anak: Nay, Marami mo eh. Group project.
3242. Tandaan. Hindi lahat ng maganda, may boyfriend. Ang iba sa kanila, may betlog! Promise!
3243. I was once asked by a curious 4 year old boy. A question that made my jaw drop and leave me puzzled till this time. The boy said, "Ano po ang animal sound ng giraffe?"
3244. Ngayong valentine's day: Blue roses for lovers, white chocolates for crushes, pink balloons for friendships. Most of all, for loveless, red... Redhorse!
3245. Patient: Magkano ang magpaface-lift? Doctor: Complete treatment, P145000. Patient: Ang mahal! Ano ba ang pinakamurang treatment para magmukha akong bata? Doktor: Eto, tsupon, P20 lang.
3246. Doctor teaching medical students. Doctor: The first thing you must learn is to remove your fear. (He inserted his finger in the anus of the corps and licked it.) Doctor: Now, you do it. All students did as the doc had shown. Doctor: Next is that you must be observant. How many of you noticed that I used my middle finger but licked my index finger? Hehehe.
3247. If someone asks me what friendship is, I would stand next to you, smile at you, wrap my arms around you and proudly say, "Uy, ano daw sabi nya? English eh."
3248. Don't be unhappy if all your dreams never come true, just be thankful that your nightmares don't too.
3249. BF: Sinapak ko yung nakasalubong ko, sabihin ba naman na mukha akong magsasaka kapag katabi kita? GF: Huwag ka na magalit, marangal naman ang magsasaka. Bakit ba nya yun sinabi? BF: Kasi, mukha ka raw kalabaw! GF: Asan ba yun at papatayin ko!!!
3250. Son to dying father: Itay, ano po ba ang gusto nyo, magpalibing ba o magpacremate? Ama: Ikaw na ang bahala anak, isurprise mo na lang ako!
3201-3207, 3218-3219. Dudai (+63920209***2)
3208-3213, 3215-3217, 3223, 3231-3244: Asha (+63917898***7)
3214, 3228, 3246: Irish (+63910568***9)
3220, 3227, 3229-3230: Eroica (+63917808***9)
3221, 3247: Anonymous (+63920432***6)
3222: Anonymous (+62906546***7)
3245: Tekla (+63910500***8)
3248-3250: Anonymous (+63910555***9)