2552. Morning is a sign of God's great love for us. Let us be thankful that we are given a new day to share this love with special people in our hearts. Good morning!
2553. There's music from heaven that takes away our tiredness; it is God's melody of love that quiets all our weariness. Hear it and find peace in His presence. Good morning!
2554. God blesses you to bless others. "To this end I also labor, striving according to His working which works in me mightily." Collosians 1:29. Have a blessed day!
2555. Thank God for today. Choose to see the good side of every event, thing or person in your life, and you'll never run out of blessings to count. Take care!
2556. God said, "Don't get tired of doing what is good. Don't get discouraged and give up, for we will reap a harvest of blessings at the appropriate time." God bless.
2557. I would rather live my life as if there is God to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. - Albert Camus
2558. Two children playing in a park begin to argue. One says, "I hate you! I'm never going to play with you again!" For a few moments, they play separately, and they are back playing together and sharing toys. How do children manage to be so angry one minute and best of friends the next? The answer is simple - it is more important to them to be happy than to be right.
2559. Whoever said that what you don't know can't hurt you is a complete total moron, because for most people I know, not knowing is the worst feeling in the world. - Grey's Anatomy.
2560. All my life, I've accepted everything because I believe in this: "Everything happens for a reason." The hardest part is: "Finding out what the reason is."
2561. Trivia: Most people look at their right when recalling the truth and events that actually happened. People look to their left when creating or spinning out new versions of past events.
2562. Life is an echo, what you sent out, you get back; what you give, you receive. When you bring out the best in others, you bring out the best in yourself.
2563. Your mind is like a garden. Tend it well by filling it with positive, encouraging and faith-building thoughts throughout the day. Good morning!
2564. Life has great options, but you don't always have to pick what seems to be the best. Sometimes, the best and the perfect aren't always what makes you happy. Good day!
2565. Burdens of life are like winds against a tree, it makes the tree stronger by forcing it to make its roots run deep for it not to fall. Welcome the winds that strengthen us!
2566. In life, we always search for answers because we want to prove ourselves that we had the right decisions but the truth is we can't search for what's not there. Things happen because it's meant to happen. That's why we forgive people even if they hurt us, we love people who don't love us and we smile despite every painful crash in our hearts. At the end of the day, the lesson you get are the answers to your decisions. Happy weekend!
2567. Life is like taking photographs. We often pose the way we wanna be seen by others. But sometimes, by taking stolen shots, we capture who we really are.
2568. Thought of the day: Our eyes are placed in front, because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.
2569. Believe while others doubt, work while others wish, save while others waste, persevere while others quit, pray and stay while others walk away. Good day!
2570. You don't force love to come in your life, for love comes freely and chooses no one. One day, you might wake up falling in love for the person you least expected!
2571. Love means trusting yourself with someone who has seen you at your worst and loves you in anyway. It means teasing each other and laughing at jokes nobody but only the two of you understands. It means feeling safe enough to talk about anything and having the patience to work out disagreements. It means counting on someone who sympathizes when you had a bad day, worries about you when you're gone too long and always welcomes you with open arms no matter what.
2572. Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it will make you sick. - Spiderman.
2573. Don't be afraid to be loved more than you can return. Be afraid that you didn't give back the love that you can. Love need not be equal to be fair, it only needs to be true.
2574. Chance or choice? When you meet the right person to love at the right place and at the right time, that's a chance. When you meet someone you're attracted to, that's a chance too. Being caught that there are many people out there who are more attractive, smarter, richer than your mate and yet you decide to love your mate just the same, that's a choice. Attraction comes to us by chance. But true love that lasts is truly a choice. Listen: Fate brings you together, but it is still up to you to make it happen. We may meet someone by chance, but loving and staying with that someone is still a choice.
2575. He should know that the great aim of every human being is to understand the meaning of total love. Love is not to be found in someone else, but in ourselves; we simply awaken it. But in order to do that, we need the other person. The universe only makes sense when we have someone to share our feelings with. - Eleven Minutes by Paolo Coelho.
2577. If opportunity doesn't knock, make a door!
2578. What's worse than having termites in your piano? Crabs on your organ! Hahaha.
2579. Adulthood means... You have to go places you don't want to go. You have to see people you don't want to see. You can't everything you want. You find out your favorite celebrity will probably not marry you! Hahaha!
2580. Once, a cutie looked at me, I smiled at him, he died. That's when "killer smile" began. Nyahahaha!
2581. Tatlong pari, nagsabihan ng sikreto. Pari1: Sa inyo ko lang ito sasabihin, may nabuntis akong parishioner. Pari2: Ako naman, bading, may boyfriend akong sakristan. Pari3: Ako naman, madaldal.
2582. Imagine life without girls. Phones silent, malls empty, no valentines, no cosmetics, no flowers, no noise, at mamamatay sa tuwa ang mga bakla! Bruhahaha!
2583. Sadya bang ang higpit ng ating mundo? Sadya bang kay lupit ng ating buhay? Sadya... libee, bida ang saya! :)
2584. Theme songs ng mga: Bakla - On Bended Knees. Tibo - I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman. Pilay - Incomplete. Baliw - I Believe I Can Fly. Bobo - Let's Take It Slow. Masokista - Hit Me Baby One More Time. Mahilig mag-orgy - All At Once. Nagmamasturbate - All By Myself. Mahilig mangutang - Run To You. Sinisingil sa utang - Runaway.
2585. Intsik: Papakasal ako padle. Pari: Marunong ka bang magdasal? Intsik: Olasyon alas sais lang memolize ko. Pari: Pakinggan ko nga. Intsik: Klang klang klang klang!
2586. May sasabihin ako. Kaya lang, kadiri eh. Gusto mong malaman? O sige, basta huwag mong ipasa sa iba, kasi nga, nakakahiya talaga. Cute ka! O, di ba, yuck?!
2587. You said bye, pinigil kita. Sabi mo, can't you understand? I got to go! I tried to hold your arm to stop you from going. Lumingon ka and said, "Ano ba?! Natatae na ako, let me go!"
2588. Amo: Inday, ilang liters meron sa isang galon ng Coke? Inday: 4 liters ma'am! Amo: 4? Sure ka? Inday: Yes ma'am! Liter C, liter O, liter K, liter E. 4 liters!
2589. Kapag nakita mo ako na marumi, warat warat ang damit, walang tsinelas at nasa gitna ng kalye, please, huwag kang lalapit. May shooting ako, bawal ang fans. Hehehe.
2590. Pulis: Bakit mo inihagis ang bata? Yaya: Sinunod ko lang naman po ang amo ko. Pulis: Ano bang utos? Yaya: Sabi, kapag wala nang Pampers, i-huggies na lang si baby!
2591. Boy: Dad, ano gawa mo kay mommy? (nahuli nakapatong) Dad: Gawa isa pa baby para kalaro mo at tawag pa sa iyo, kuya. Boy: Dog-style na lang kayo dad, gusto ko kasi, tuta. :)
2592. Teacher: Totoo bang hindi naninigarilyo, hindi umiinom, hindi nagsusugal at hindi nangtsitsiks ang papa mo? Student: Opo! Teacher: Wow! Anong sikreto nya? Student: Walang pera!
2593. Every girl has a dream. Mine is to wake up to the sound of a rock being thrown at my bedroom window, and see the guy I love standing in the rain asking me for another chance. Joke lang! Ang dream ko lang talaga ay yumaman! Wahahaha!
2594. Dear Ma'am/Sir, I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your employee, effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company. Yours truly, Inday. - Lufet ni Inday, in fairness!
2595. Misis: Mare, hindi lahat ay kailangan ang pera para umangat. Magparomansa ka lang nang todo kay pare, sa sarap, aangat ka rin mare!
2596. Dalawang lasing, sabay umihi. Lasing1: Pare, shobrang tigash ng bird ko, uuwi nako, yayariin ko shi mishish. Lasing2: E dapat, shama ako shayo. Lasing1: Baket?? Lasing2: Kashe, bird ko yang hawak mo! :)
2597. Magkukumpare, nag-iisip na sa pangalan ng magiging anak. Noel: Ipapangalan ko sa anak ko, Leon, baliktad ng Noel. Nino: Sa akin, Onin, baliktad ng Nino. Toto: Huwag nyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan nyo, upakan ko kayo!
2598. Walang pangit na bakla sa lalaking nangangailangan. Peace!
2599. Tatay: Ano ba ang hanap mo dyan sa supot ng 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pang silip nang silip dyan? Anak: Hinahanap ko po ang libreng asukal! May nakasulat kasi na "Sugar Free" eh. Tatay: Bobo! Banda yun!
2600. Anak: Itay, paano po lumilipad ang eroplano? Itay: Ewan ko anak! Anak: Paano po ang barko nakakalutang sa tubig? Itay: Hindi ko rin alam anak! Anak: E bakit ang sasakyan, gumugulong sa lupa? Itay: Lalong hindi ko alam anak! Anak: Pasensya na itay ha, ang dami kong tanong. Itay: Talagang ganun anak, paano ka naman matututo kung hindi ka magtatanong?!
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