1851. Morning is like a new leaf in the book of your life. Spend your day productively and never let your problems ruin your day. Good morning! God bless.
1852. Friendship is the art of reaching out and touching someone else's heart just like the way you do. Thanks for being good to me and double thanks for being my friend!
1853. Greetings are music but I can't give you the sound of my voice. All you can hear is a beep that comes from my heart, praying that you are safe and happy all the time! Good evening!
1854. Having someone to remember is pleasing enough to the heart. It doesn't matter if you remember me once in a while, what matters is we're friends at all times!
1855. I may not be a clock that can text you 24 hours a day but my heart will be like a clock that won't stop caring and saying, "You're such a nice person I will always miss."
1856. In life, there are times that you have to face tough decisions, either you make it or break it. But do remember whichever way you go, there are no wrong decisions in life, it's for you to make it right.
1857. Quote of the day. Embrace the future, for the future is what we make of it. Learn from the past for the past cannot be changed!
1858. Unspoken love is like a poison, if you don't spill it out, it will eat you up inside.
1859. You can fall in love in an instant, it's letting go that takes time.
1860. We can't really love anybody with whom we've never laugh with.
1861. Love is like an hourglass, when the heart fills up, the brain empties.
1862. What is meant to be will always find a way.
1863. If I could freeze time, I'd freeze the moment we were together. There was so much I wanted to share, I wanted to say, but the one thing I wasn't able to tell was how much I wanted to stay.
1864. Just when my mind found the answers, my heart changed the questions!
1865. Never say goodbye because saying goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting. - Peter Pan
1866. If your heart gets broken, it's not a sin to cry, it's not a crime to mourn, but it is not right to ruin your own life because in love, you should know when to move on if there's no reason to hold on.
1867. Love is the best music in the score of life. Without it, one would forever be out of tune in the immense choir of humanity. - Roque Schneider
1868. It is hard when you met the right love at the wrong time. But what is more painful is when you have to give up the right love because you have to face the right time holding the wrong love!
1869. Your good heart shall tell you where to go, your sharp mind shall tell you how to get there and your deep love for God shall guide you on your way. Be inspired. Good morning!
1870. Always smile. Our faces are the best billboards where the ads of life are seen. The Bible says, "Why worry when the Lord is with you?" Have a blessed day!
1871. Don't worry about anything, instead pray about everything. Every flower bud blooms when it's time. Every prayer is answered in God's time. Good afternoon!
1872. Trivia: 'One thousand' contains the letter 'a' but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an 'a' in it. Sige, kahit magbilang ka pa!
1873. Two words that contain millions of letters... "Post Office" Tama ba?
1874. What starts with an 'e', ends with an 'e' and usually contains only one letter? Answer: envelope.
1875. Do you know this? Arrange this letter TDAILPSHUEDTRAOTL. 5 words. Clue: Mahal nyo ang isa't isa at walang pwedeng makaagaw. Note: Answer is TILL DEATH DO US PART.
1877. Ang tawag sa gumagawa ng tubo, tubero. Ang tawag sa kumukuha ng basura, basurero. Ang tawag sa mahilig sa gimik, gimikero. Sa maraming babae, babaero. Ang tawag sa nakaupo sa kanto? Tambay darling, tambay!
1878. Tanong: Ano ang tawag sa dalawang braso kapag pinagsama? Sagot: Eh di braso pa din! Tanong: Eh paano kapag dalawang binti ang pinagsama? Sagot: Eh di kwarinta! Nyak!
1879. GMA: Kung matalino ka talaga, bakit 2 butas ng ilong natin? Erap: Yun lang, hindi mo pa alam? Syempre, para makahinga habang kinukulangot natin ang isang butas!
1880. Q: How will you know if a woman is thinking about sex? A: She will ask you, "Where are you from?" Translation: Tigasan ka?
1881. Sabi intsik: Inglis plepleho lang yan. Ano inglis bandila? Plak di ba? Palaka? Plak din. Kulay itim? Plak pa lin. Saksakan kulyente? Eh di plak na naman. Kaya wag na kayo alal inglish, sila lang ulo nyo.
1882. Isang lalaki dahil sa pagmamadaling makajingle ay doon napasok sa cr ng babae. Makiusyoso tayo, ok? Babae: Ang bastos mo naman! Lalake: Bakit miss? (patay malisya kunyari) Babae: Hindi mo ba alam na pambabae itong napasukan mo? Lalake: Bakit miss? Pambabae rin naman itong akin ah!
1883. Ma-inlove? Masarap yun! Yun bang tipong inspired ka, laging nagdedream, laging nakasmile, pero narealize ko. May mas masarap pa dun. Ang matulog!
1884. Good morning! Naiwan ni kukote ang cellphone nya dito sa room ko. Don't know where to contact him so I've decided to text everyone sa phonebook nya. Please forward his landline ASAP. Thanks! - Angel Locsin.
1885. Apo: Lola, paano kung isang araw, umulan ng bayag? Lola: Naku apo, kulimlim pa lang ay hubo na ako! Hahaha!
1886. Buntis, nagpacheck-up. Doctor: Misis, ayon sa ultrasound, walang baby sa tyan mo. Puro hangin lang. Buntis: Hoy doc! Excuse me! Anong akala mo sa t*ti ng asawa ko, compressor?!
1887. Girl: Hayop ka! Pagkatapos mong ipasubo at ipablow sa akin, ipuputok mo pa sa mukha ko! Boy: Sorry, hindi ko napigilan eh. Girl: Sige, bili ka ulit ng plastic balloon! Ano isip mo? :)
1888. Boy1: Tol, nakipagbreak ang girlfriend ko. Ipinadala pa sa akin ang pictures nila ng bagong boyfriend nya sa motel. Boy2: Anong ginawa mo? Boy1: Ipinadala ko sa tatay nya yung pictures nila. Balibag yun mamaya!
1889. Madaling magsabi ng "Sorry." Madaling magsabi ng "I love you." Madaling magsabi ng "Kailangan kita." Pero nalaman kong pinakamahirap palang sabihin yung "Nakakapagpabagabag" Try mo, mabilis!
1890. May isang lalaki na hindi nakapagzipper. Babae: Dong, kita ang cellphone mo. Lalaki: Ay oo nga! Open line kasi. Babae: Ano yan? 3310 o 6210? Lalake: O-10 yan! Latest model ngayon.
1891. Lahat ng bagay, pag nagfall, may binabagsakan. If you fall from the trees, sa lupa ang bagsak mo. Kapag sa stairs, sa sahig ang bagsak mo. What if you fall in love? Syempre, sa kama nang bagsak mo! Hehehe.
1892. Alam mo ba na sa liit ni Mahal, hindi sya gumagamit ng washing machine sa pagwash ng damit nya? Ano ang ginagamit nya? Blender.
1893. Misis: Hon, bakit ang dumi-dumi mo at ang baho mo pa? Mister: Nakita mo ba yung maliit na imburnal sa kanto natin? Misis: Oo. Mister: Pwes, Ako, hindi ko nakita!
1894. Vine tea. Do you want to know about vine tea? What is vine tea? Vine tea is actually the sukli when you have 50 pesos pag nagload ka ng 30.
1895. Atty: Gaano katagal ka nirape ng nasasakdal? Girl: 5 hours po! Atty: 5 hours ka ginahasa?! Girl: Kasama na po yung foreplay dun, tapos nagyosi pa kami para may bonding.
1896. In the middle of a baptismal rite, a priest officiating said: "Ang lambot ng ulo ng bata." The pretty mother replied: "Father, boobs ko po yan!"
1897. Psychological Fact: "All emotional pain lasts for 12 minutes, anything longer than that is self-inflicted." In short, nag-iinarte ka na lang daw nun!
1898. When an apple is green, it's ready to pluck. When the girl is eighteen, she is ready to ____. Answer: Vote! Huwag dirty ang mind. Elections are near, vote wisely!
1899. Misis: Bakit ngayon ka lang? Mister: Pasensya na. Nag-aya mga officemates ko, nagkainuman lang, hehe. Misis: Lasing ka, ano?! Mister: Hindi. Misis: Anong hindi? Wala ka namang trabaho, paano ka nagkaroon ng officemate?!
1900. Eh ano ngayon! Kung may Hope si James Yap! Eh dati namang may Philip si Kris Aquino! Dapat kasi, alam nila na cigarette smoking is dangerous to your health!
1851-1853, 1895: Starfish
1854, 1866, 1894, 1900: Shawie (+63921406***9)
1855, 1891-1892: Mikmik
1856, 1868: Joy (+63910727***1)
1857-1865, 1870-1871, 1875-1889: Asha (+63917898***7)
1869: Abet (+63917866***0)
1873, 1898: Tekla
1874, 1890: Madame J (+63928625***8)