Jan 30, 2007

text messages 1651 - 1700

1651. Though we don't meet or talk often, I never forget that I have you in my life. Somewhere, somehow, I remember you. Still bear in mind, I'm always here, not so near but never that far.

1652. It's not easy to let go of something you've put everything into. But it's harder to realize later on that you've been holding on to something that wasn't there anymore.

1653. Step by step, the journey goes on. Little by little, it may seem so long. The things we learn will keep us on. With faith in God, He'll keep us strong. Get yourself believe. Have a good night!

1654. I found the right guy, gave the perfect love. It was the right time. Everything was perfect except for one thing. For him, I wasn't the perfect girl and I wasn't even close to being the right one. =(

1655. Why do we fall in love for someone who isn't really for us? Should we blame ourselves for falling with the wrong one? Or should we blame the one we fell in love with because he made us feel that he is the right one? =)

1656. A 7-year old girl asks her dad, "Why does my leg cramp and couldn't feel anything?" Dad answered, "Your leg becomes numb if you lay still and don't move because blood doesn't circulate properly." When the girl turned 18, she fell in love and experienced her first heartbreak. One day, dad saw his daughter laying still while holding her chest. Dad asked her, "What's wrong?" The girl said, "I'm laying still while holding my breath, I'm trying to make my heart cramp so I could be numb and would be hurt no more!"

1657. In our life, there are many problems we face sometimes too hard for us to handle and sometimes we easily give up. You know what keeps our heart fighting? A big piece of our life called God.

1658. Sometimes, struggles are exactly what we need in life. If God allow us to go thru life without obstacles, we would not be as strong as what we could have been. Good day!

1659. All things in life are temporary. If they're going well, enjoy! They won't last forever. If they go wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either. What is nice about life is that each day is never like the other. Enjoy life and throw all your troubles away! Smile!

1660. Sometimes, God pushes us to our limits, He tests us beyond our endurance, because He has greater faith in us than we have in ourselves. Good night!

1661. God has a reason for allowing things to happen, we may never understand His wisdom but we simply have to trust His will. Good evening!

1662. Life is pretty simple. When you are asking for apples and life hands you lemons, make lemonade. If you're on your way out and it starts to rain, at least you won't have to water the plants anymore. It is a matter of seeing things in perspective. The benefits may not be immediate nor obvious, but you have to know this for sure: God will never give you anything you can't handle. Nothing you can't triumph over. There will be problems. There will be struggles. But if they're not there, how would you know how strong you are?

1663. With special thoughts and wishes that God will richly bless you heart, your home and those you love with lasting happiness and God's graces as always. Good evening!

1664. Math tells us three of the saddest love stories. Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together. Don't we just love Math? =)

1665. Have you observed a ricefield and noticed which ones stand up straight? Well, the empty heads are standing tall and high. The heads that are filled with grains are bending low. Indeed, the true great and strong people are humble and gentle. True giants don't mind bowing low. Good day!

1666. Prayer is my gift for you everyday. That you will be fine, protected and have the strength to cope with all the pressures and stress of the day.

1667. Before you can inspire with emotion, you must be swamped with it yourself. Before you can move their tears, your own must flow. To convince them, you must fight. Pleasant dreams. God bless!

1668. Our night's rest is God's way of saying: "Leave everything to me, you've done your part, let me do mine and I will take care of you." Good night!

1669. One of the worst feelings in the world is having to doubt something you thought was unquestionable. Good morning!

1670. The law of the seed: Most seeds never grow. For 1 apple tree to bear 500 apples, you need 10 seeds. In life, this principle might mean you'll need to attend 20 interviews to get 1 job, talk to 50 people to sell 1 house, meet 1000 acquiantances to have 1 special person. If we really want to make things happen, we usually need to try more than once. That's the law of nature.

1671. Hell is living with someone you despise so much. No punishment is more morbid than to live eternally in the presence of those you detest. - Sartre

1672. Let everyday be a dream you can touch. Let everyday be a love you can feel. Let everyday be a reason to live. Because God made life indeed beautiful. Good morning!

1673. Friends are like devils, they teach you to do things and lure you to temptations. But no matter how naughty they are, they are still angels who love you. Thanks, cute devil! =)

1674. In this fast changing world, nature's resources are easily diminishing due to man's unsustainable needs. Help our mother earth, conserve our resources. Save water, drink beer!

1675. Everytime I feel that nobody seems to understand me, it helps a little better thinking of you. Because I know, nobody understands you either. Hahaha!



1676. Mommy centipede: Hoy makupad! Kanina pa kita inuutusang bumili ng suka, hindi ka pa rin nakakaalis?! Baby centipede: Haller, nay! Nagtsitsinelas pa kaya ako! Excited?!

1677. Pagod ka na ba sa sobrang aral? Sawa ka na ba sa pagbabasa? Hilo ka na ba magmemorize? Gusto mo na bang sumuko dahil it's over na? Huwag kang ganyan! Symptoms lang yan ng isang future tambay!

1678. Alam mo ba ang nangyari kagabi? Sa bahay namin? Sa kama ko? Nung mga bandang 2AM? Natutulog ka na yata nun. Alam mo bang natutulog din ako nun? Kagigising ko nga lang! Good morning!

1679. Matamis man ang pakwan, mas matamis pa rin di hamak ang nakilala, minahal, niligawan, hinalikan at niyakap bago nagpakwan.

1680. Darating ang panahon, mamamatay lahat. Langit ang punta, di ba? Sinong unang papasok? Babae? Lalake? Tomboy? Bading? Syempre, bading! Kasi, magdedecorate pa sila!

1681. Ina: Anak, tawagan mo nga ang tatay mo sa cellphone. Pauwiin mo dito. (Pagkatapos tawagan) Anak: Inay, babae po ang sumagot! Ina: Lintik! Sinasabi ko na nga ba, may itinatago yang tatay mo eh! Anong sabi? Anak: You only have zero pesos in your account. Hindi ko na tinapos, inay, mukhang matapobre eh!

1682. Madaling magkasakit ang mga cute, ang mga crush ng bayan, ang ma-appeal at henyo, ang kind, thoughtful, smart, malakas ang karisma, ang... ang sama na ng pakiramdam ko.

1683. Nasa ospital ako! ... ni Dra. Vicky Belo. Nagpapabawas ako ng sex appeal ko. Ang daming nagkakastiff neck kapag naglalakad ako. Don't worry, I'm fine.

1684. Akala ko, ang pinakamasakit ay ang magmahal ng taong hindi ka mahal. Hindi pala. Mas masakit pala yung alam na nyang may pigsa ka sa pwet, hinampas pa nya. It hurts you know, it hurts!

1685. Kapag bored ka na at wala ka nang mahanap na pwedeng gawin, magbukas ka ng zipper, ilagay mo ang kamay mo sa loob at ilabas mo ang libro sa bag mo! Magbasa ka!

1686. Anong klaseng pangalan yan? Poknat at Bokbok, ang panget! - Bakekang (Nagsalita!!!)

1687. Misis: Hindi ko na kaya to! Araw-araw na lang tayong nag-aaway! Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na to! Mister: Ako rin, sawang sawa na. Away dito, away doon! Mabuti pa siguro, sumama na ako sa iyo! Tara!

1688. Pangaral ng tatay sa kanyang anak: Tandaan, ang batang swapang at sinungaling ay hindi tatangkad, uusli ang ngipin at mananatiling unano! - Diosdado Macapagal.

1689. Si Superman, man of steel, hindi ba? Hindi tinatablan ng bala at kutsilyo. Bumabaluktot ang mga karayom sa kanya. Eh eto ang tanong. Tuli na kaya sya? Eh paano sya tutuliin, aber??!!

1690. Simula nung bata ako, maraming bagay ang nagbago. Ugali, friends, kapaligiran at iba pa. Pero isang bagay lang ang hindi. Alam mo kung ano yun? Fishball! P0.50 pa rin!

1691. Drunk1: Pare, si Kitchie Nadal pala, kapatid ni Barbie! Drunk2: Pare, talaga? Hindi ko alam yun ah! Drunk1: Oo pare. Kapatid nya si Barbie na doll!

1692. Dutdurutdut Dora, dutdurutdut, Dora, Dora, Dora the explorer. Send this to 99 of your friends kundi magiging negrang lakwatsera ka just like Dora! Totoo ito! Don't ignore!!!

1693. 1/2 You have just been loaded P200 by 09195947635. Trace # 7518433. P200 load will expire in 5 seconds. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Wala na!

1694. Juan, John. Juan, John. May kiliti ako John! Juan John! Kaya relax ka lang, may kiliti ako, John! Ayayay! Juan John! =) Hekhekhek.

1695. Kaya ko din magpapayat. Wala lang ako sa mood.

1696. Hey! Nakita ko si GMA, matangkad naman pala siya! - Mahal.

1697. Ang alamat ng saging. Noong unang panahon, wala pang saging. Nang isang araw, may kakaibang halaman na biglang tumubo sa bakuran nina Juan. "Ay naku, ano kaya ito?" Sambit ni Juan, "Parang saging ah!" At mula noon, tinawag na itong saging.

1698. Ako'y maliit kapag hindi gamit. Ako'y humahaba kapag hinawakan, pinadadaan sa boobs, ibinababa sa butas at doon isinasaksak, at pagkatapos hinuhugot. Ano ako? Seatbelt!

1699. Pinakabwenas na lucky charm ang baboy at mukhang baboy ngayon. Kaya tiyak na suswertehin lalo si Ate Glo. Kasama nya kasi lagi ang lucky charm. Bwahaha!

1700. Sexy: Doc, paano ko malalaman na sex maniac nga ako? Doctor: Meron tayong gagawing mga test, iha, pero bago ang lahat, bitiwan mo muna ang itlog ko, please!

Contributors:
1651-1652: Shawie (+63921406***9)
1653-1668, 1686-1699: Asha (+63917898***7)
1669-1671:Eroica
1672-1678: Mikmik
1679-1681: Abet (+63917866***0)
1682-1685: Tekla
1700: Madame J (+63928625***8)

Jan 25, 2007

text messages 1601 - 1650

1601. When two people wanted to be together, it means they love each other. But when two people wanted to be "just friends", it's because they are too much in love with each other that there's no need for a commitment to stay even closer!

1602. It is important to remember that you can never regain something you left in the past. Change your focus to the present and deal with the state of things as they are, instead of clinging to some memory of what you once had. Memories are nice, but that's all they are.

1603. Love me when I less deserve it, because it's then when I need it most. - Chinese proverb.

1604. Though we've been apart, our friendship is still very important to me. We may not be able to share the day-to-day things anymore, but we've shared memories that distance cannot erase.

1605. I may not be as important as you think. I may not even beat your priority list. I know you'll forget me easily. I just want you to know that I'm just here when you need something from nothing.

1606. Sometimes, how I wish I could read the minds of other people. But I guess God didn't give us that gift so we could have the chance to trust and the privelege to be trusted.

1607. Though we never really took that much and even though we lead to different lives, there are still one thing you gave me that I'll never forget. The warmth of your sweet little friendship that melted my heart.

1608: Nights are the best time to be peaceful, to ponder on things, to appreciate life, to plan your day and to thank God for all the blessings. Good night! Sleep tight! Sweet dreams.

1609. Before sleeping, what are you thinking? Problems? Money? Love life? Work? Studies? Food? Try to think this: "Thank God for everything He've done to your life!" and then, the rest will be fine. Good night!

1610. Life is a road and I wanna keep going. Love is a river and I wanna keep flowing. Life is a road, now and forever, wonderful journey. I'll be there when the world stops turning. I'll be there when the storm is through. In the end, I want to be standing at the beginning with you.

1611. Mornings do not mean getting up and working again but it is God's way of saying He loves you so much to let you live another day and be happy! Good morning!

1612. Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and blows up the bonfire. True friendship stands the test of time, distance and absence, making it grow stronger. Difficult times only mean that friendship's roots will grow deeper. Good morning! Rise and shine! God bless and take care!

1613. Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending!

1614. It doesn't take seeing someone to know and feel that they are there. You don't have to see me, to know that I'm here. You just have to trust that I'll be there when you need me. I'll always be here.

1615. If someday I'll be gone and destiny would not make me stay, words left unspoken, actions never expressed, but you know what? I'll never forget how you once shared your time with me.

1616. When trials came, we tend to ask, "Lord, why me?" But blessings pour on us each day and we never ask "Lord, why me?" Let's learn to say, "Thank God, it's me!" Good evening!

1617. Every single crowd always has one special person for us. Oftentimes we think there's none, but care to look around because somewhere behind the sea of faces, someone sees us in a very special way.

1618. I'm your friend but God is your bestfriend. You can cry to me but God can dry your tears. I love you but God loves you deeper. You can hold my hand but God can carry you better.

1619. Just because you are already with someone doesn't give you the right not to fall for someone else. It's just a matter of choosing who loves you more. You can fall for anyone who treats you special, just make sure that at the end of the day, you know you're way home to the one who treats you as his/her life.

1620. Question. Can love really last a lifetime? Answer: Scientist found out that romantic love involves chemical changes in the brain that last 12-18 months. After that, you and your partner are on your own. Love can absolutely last for a lifetime as desired to be maintained. Meaning, it's both your choice. Bottom line: It will last, if both of you wants to commit. Source: Reader's Digest, May 2006.

1621. Love is not finding someone to go to bed with but finding someone you love to wake up in the morning.

1622. Today, I whisper a prayer for a dear one like you, for the best of health, a great mood, wisdom, understanding and beautiful disposition as you face a new day! God bless!

1623. You can never teach a guy to love you the way you want to be loved. You have to wait for him to do it in his own way, in his own time. That's the saddest part of being a girl. But you can never teach a girl to love the guy back the way she did before if she already grew tired and fed up understanding and waiting to be appreciated and loved the way she deserves to be loved. That's the saddest part of being an insensitive man. =(

1624. Life is like an empty page for us to write on, but God is the ultimate editor who corrects and approves it. May God favor your life as the best one written everyday. Good morning!

1625. There is always one thing to be thankful for every morning. That is being able to open our eyes and see the beauty of being alive under God's grace. Good morning!



1626. Define panty. Panty - man's greatest enemy because it covers the main objective. =)

1627. Pamatay na mga hirit. 1. If it's true that we are what we eat, then, I could be you by morning. 2. I think I could fall madly in bed with you. 3. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Girl: No. Well then, please start. 4. (As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me? 5. Pardon me, is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing my face in your pants.

1628. Trivia: Year 2007 starts with Monday and ends also on Monday, has no public holidays on Sundays, and has the most Sundays and Saturdays. Enjoy the least working year of the decade!

1629. Never go out on a Saturday night. It only means that you are single and desperate. Make it a Monday night instead. - Paris Hilton.

1630. Sa lahat ng baboy, parang baboy, katawang baboy, ugaling baboy, amoy baboy, nagpapababoy, binababoy, bumababoy at nababoy. Taon ninyo ngayong 2007! Babuyan na to! Oink!

1631. For guys and girls na ang iniibig ay taken na o may iba nang minamahal, ito ang isipin nyo: "Ang manok, mas madaling mahuli kapag nakatali na." Di ba? =)

1632. Wow, ang laking suso! - sabi ng maliit na snail sa malaking snail.

1633. Tounge twister: Bond the rat there at, bond the route the're at, that rat, that rat, bomb, bomb, bomb! Naks! Slang! TFC subscriber ka?

1634. Send this to 150 friends and nothing will happen. Promise, effective 'to, natry ko na, wala talagang nangyari! Good morning!

1635. o~ Flagpole yan. Saludo ka!

1636. Lara! Kung aawayin mo ako, huwag mo idaan sa text! Harapin mo ako! And wala kang lusot! Dahil nakasave lahat ng text messages mo sa akin!! - Criselda Volks. Source: The Tyra Banks Show.

1637. Aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! aw! - 101 Dalmatians. Huwag mo nang bilangin, 101 talaga yan! Uyy, binilang nga, 101 di ba?

1638. Kapag inagaw ang taong mahal mo, huwag ka papaapekto. Stand straight, sabay sigaw ng "Ang akin, akin lang, ang sa iyo, akin pa rin, ang hindi ako, mapapasaakin!"

1639. Totoo ba ang balitang MALIBOG ka? as in.. Mabait Attractive Loving Intelligent Behaved Openminded Good-looking? Atin lang ito ha. "Malibog" din ako!

1640. Let the Nicole's case be a lesson to every man. Huwag humangad ng libre o makatipid, magbayad ng tama. Pagkatapos bigyan ng pamasahe, huwag iwan sa kalye. At pakiusap lang, ibalik yun panty!

1641. Isa sa pinakadakilang biyaya na natanggap ko ay ang maging bahagi ka ng aking buhay. Dahil sa iyo, marami akong natutunan. Salamat friend! Dahil sa iyo, salbahe na rin ako!

1642. Mga klase ng utot ayon sa iyong pagkatao: Walang tunog pero ubod ng bantot - plastik ka! Mahina ngunit may konting sundot ng bantot - simple lang pero rock. Malakas ang buga, walang amoy - puro ka salita, kulang sa gawa, nonsense. Malakas na, mabaho pa - totoong tao ka! Saludo ako sa iyo!

1643. Anak: Inay, sino ba talaga ang tatay ko? Nanay: Ewan ko anak, pasensya ka na, nung ginawa kasi kita, nakatalikod ako eh!

1644. Misis: Hoy animal! Sino itong Baby na nagtetext? Mister: Ah eh, kumpare ko yan. Lalaki yan, Baby lang ang palayaw. Misis: O, eto, replyan mo! Hindi raw kayo tuloy at may regla daw sya!

1645. Bakekang! Tantanan mo na ako! Hindi kita anak! - Mike Enriquez.

1646. Masakit mahalin ang taong hindi ka naman mahal. Nakakapagod lang umasa, pero kahit umiwas ka na, may sasakit pa ba kapag tumama yung siko mo sa kanto ng lamesa? Nakapanghihina di ba?

1647. Kahit gumamit pa kayo ng pinakamaganda, pinakamagaling at pinakamahal na plantsa sa buong mundo, hindi nyo kayang tanggalin ang gusot sa buhay ko! Sumasainyo, bayag.

1648. Sometimes you feel, that problems are so heavy. Sometimes, it's hard for you and you can say you can't do it anymore. Just look at the sky, maybe, there's someone to lean on. Or maybe, you can call me, you'll know that forever. Holding hands! I will not leave you! - English version ng Hawak Kamay! Uy! Babasahin nya ulit!

1649. Ok lang ba sa iyo na sabihin kong mahal kita? Masaya ako nung makita ka, alam kong mali ito, pero gusto kita eh! Kaso, nung pinuntahan kita sa Pet Shop, nabenta ka na raw! Sayang!

1650. Bata: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng gawin ko, mali! Hindi nyo ako mahal! Ama: Nagkakamali ka anak. Bata: Shit! Mali na naman ako!!! Wahahaha!


Contributors:
1601: Anonymous: (+63920585***6)
1602: Arnel
1603. Nicely
1604-1605: Shawie (+63921406***9)
1606: Fiona
1607: Mina (+63921201***8)
1608-1613: Mikmik
1614-1618: Madame J (+63928625***8)
1619-1621, 1628-1637: Eroica
1622, 1650: Abet (+63917866***0)
1623: Noreen (+63919285***1)
1624: Joy (+63910727***1)
1625-1627, 1638-1649: Asha (+63917898***7)

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Jan 17, 2007

text messages 1551 - 1600

1551. It's hard to choose someone to love, but the hardest part of loving is to admit that you have fallen in love with someone you didn't mean to love from the start.

1552. Thanks to those who hated me, you made me stronger. Thanks to those who loved me, you made my heart grow fonder. Thanks to those who might have envied me, you let my self esteem grow stronger. Thanks to those who cared, you made me feel important. Thanks to those who entered my life, you made me who I am today. Thanks to those who left, you reminded me that nothing lasts forever. Thanks to those who stayed, you showed me the true meaning of friendship.

1553. How will you know that your love has faded? It is when you don't get hurt anymore.

1554. May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't forget to make some art - write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can. And I hope, somewhere in the next year, you surprise yourself. - Neil Gaiman

1555. Do what makes you happy. Life is not based on the money you earned and success you've achieved. It's all about being happy with who you are, who you're with, who you've got, who you love, and who makes your life worth living.

1556. Someday, if you find yourself thinking of the people who made you smile, I hope my name would come up on your list. I maybe the last but at least I did something to make you smile. Good morning.

1557. Friendship has no vows, no rituals, it only needs people who are willing enough to care and make friendship a lifetime promise. I hope we will.

1558. Sometimes, we seem never contented of what we have. We were given good but we keep on seeking for the best which sometimes leads us to missing the simple yet satisfying part of this journey. Just like in love, we set requirements, we target the ideal, so where do we end up? We end up hoping that the ones we have left behind still have spaces for us, because the one we thought to be ideal doesn't seem to see us that way. What an irony! But I guess, that would be reality.

1559. Someday, it's gonna be too late to say the things that must be said. So before time turns against us, just let me say this... You've make my life happy in ways you never see. =)

1560. I am only a person who's willing to give you the best of what I can be. But I'm not a perfect person, so I hope you can appreciate the things that I can only give, like being a simple friend I can be.

1561. You touched my life in a very special way. Much special that what I expected. Though I don't know how special I am to you, but you'll always be a special person to me. Good night!

1562. When you truly love someone, you are going to fight for what you believe is right. It doesn't matter if the world told you it's wrong. Because if you really love each other, you don't need the world, you just need each other.

1563. Having a friend like you is like knowing myself better. You may find another me but I'll never look for another you. You know why? Because no matter what they do, they can never be you.

1564. Life has its own way of making us smile. Even when you wanna give up and lose hope. Because certain surprises come your way just when you thought you would never smile again. Good morning!

1565. Strong people make mistakes like weak people do, the difference is: Strong people admit them, laugh at them and learn from them. That is how they become strong.

1566. Glory to God in the highest and peace on earth, good will to men. God gave us peace only through Christ Jesus our lord. May you always have Him in your heart.

1567. Being single is cool. No worrying about anyone. No obligations. No heartaches. But you know what? If you will never get your heart broken, you will never learn to love.

1568. It hurts to let go of someone for a reason you can't explain but it would hurt even more if one day, you will cross paths again and you realize you're in love with that person and wishing you didn't give up.

1569. A memory of true friendship is like a favorite song; no matter how many times it plays again, you never get tired of it.

1570. A feather fell on my foot and I kept it, because that day, I was thinking of my special angel. Do you know who's my angel? Check your wings, maybe, a feather is missing.

1571. God program struggle into our lives. It's His way of helping us grow spiritually. God arranged things so that at certain points in our prayer life, we must struggle. God knows that it's for our own good that we struggle for a while. For it's through this kind of struggle that we grow and develop spiritually into mature Christians.

1572. Are you happy? Did you know that according to world surveys, the four happiest countries in the world are Nigeria, Mexico, Venezuela and El Salvador? Are you shocked? Nigeria is also one of the poorest countries in the world. It's really true: happiness doesn't come from wealth. Happiness comes from the abundance of love.

1573. Some friends are worth to be thrown, some are good to be kept and some are to be treasured. I think you are the one who needs to be thrown! Hehe. In a treasure box to be kept forever. Good night!

1574. Beautiful one liners: 1. Give God what's right, not what's left. 2. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. 3. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone. 4. In the sentence of life, the devil maybe a comma, but never let him be the period. 5. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face lift. 6. When praying, don't give God instructions, just report for duty. 7. We don't change God's message, His message changes us.

1575. Just because my eyes don't tear doesn't mean my heart doesn't cry. Just because I come out strong doesn't mean there's nothing wrong. Often, I choose to pretend I'm happy so I don't have to explain myself to people who'll never understand. Smiling has always been easier than explaining why I'm sad.



1576. When your feelings get too strong for someone, it is always wise to stop for a while and give your heart a time to breath, a time to use your mind to weigh the situation based on reason, not on emotion.

1577. What if I were to describe love? Then I would describe it as what snowman did to snowwoman. He gave her a warm hug, and they both melted in each others' arms.

1578. Never give up when everything fall into pieces. Never even lose hope when everybody turns their back on you. Remember that life is not about being fair, it's about surpassing the unfair reality.

1579. A woman of real beauty smiles at troubles, gathers strengths from distress and grows brave through reflection and prayers. Send this to beautiful women only! =)

1580. If life is a game, I pray you win. If life is a journey, I pray you walk on roses. If life is joy, I pray you always smile! Whatever life is, I pray you the best. Good morning!

1581. Always remember, life is never without a problem, never without difficulty, never without hurtful moments, but never without God to lean on! Good morning!

1582. It takes all kinds of people to make a world. But what a nice world it would be if there were more like you, always there and always true. Have a nice day!

1583. If someone throws a stone on you, throw back love. But if someone throws love at you, think, think well, don't just throw back love. Because love might hurt more than a stone.

1584. Common between the sun and panty: both are hot, both look better while going down, both disappear by night!

1585. A food and health forum speaker asked, "What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?" After a long silence, an old man answered: Wedding cake!

1586. Love is like a beer. A little makes you hyper but once you have too much of it, you begin to act stupid.

1587. Being a third party doesn't always mean you ruin a relationship. But you are also helping those people involved realize that they are not meant for each other. Nyahaha!

1588. Fate wanted my life to be extra, extra special so instead of giving me just normal friends, he added a few crazy ones along the way! Thanks for the added insanity!

1589. When you are feeling depressed and defeated, just remember that you were once the strongest and most powerful sperm of your daddy! So, you go spermie! Keep on fighting!

1590. Have a nice, cool, terrific, pleasant, happy, romantic, colorful, exciting, remarkable, memorable, warm, joyful, merry and blessed morning! Haah! Hiningal ako! Good morning!

1591. A lawyer driving on a highway notices a crowd in an intersection. With his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action, he shouted, "I'm the son of the victim!" Upon hearing, the people made way for him to get through. There he saw, bloody and helpless lying in front of the people, a pig bumped by a trailer truck!

1592. The Erecterius Trouserius or the Trouser Snake is the world's most dangerous snake. Color varies from pink to black. It is fangless. It's highly venomous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting 9 months. Average length is 3 to 9 inches depending on subspecies. Usually appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places at times. Attacks women in the lower part of the abdominal area. It has also been known to attack men from behind. Beware! Hehehe.

1593. Happiness is not found at the end of the road. It is experienced everytime you make a sudden turn at Victoria Court! Aminin!

1594. I love you alak! Send this to 20 of your alcoholic friends and inuman will happen today. Don't erase this, magiging horse ka, yung red!

1595. A woman is always right. Sometimes she may be confused, misinformed, rude, stubborn, unclear, changeable, even downright stupid. But never ever wrong!

1596. Don't hurt the heart who didn't hurt your heart. But hurt the heart who hurt your heart but how can you hurt the heart who hurt your hart if she sells seashells by the seashore??

1597. Do you know who the brave people are? People who smoke. Because they face death every single time they light a cigarette. Smokers, we salute you!

1598. Never kiss a policewoman, she will say, "Stop, hands up!" Never kiss an accountant, she will say, "Next please!" Always kiss a teacher, she will say, "Very good! Ok, repeat!"

1599. Today's Vodka verse: Love is not finding someone to go to bed with, but finding someone you want to wake up with in the morning naked. =)

1600. A man was setting up his new e-mail address in his computer with his wife sitting beside him. Feeling macho and horny, he keyed in "PENIS" as his e-mail password. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied, "Password not long enough!"

Contributors:
1551-1554, 1593-1595: Eroica
1555-1563: Joy (+63910727***1)
1564, 1598: Deejayz
1565-1566, 1599-1600: Abet (+63917866***0)
1567-1569, 1584-1588: Asha (+63917898***7)
1570-1572, 1591-1592: Mikmik
1573-1574: Nicely
1575-1577: Zephyr (+63926688***5)
1578-1583, 1596-1597: Madame J (+63928625***8)
1589-1590: 2Phe (+63910863***8)

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Jan 8, 2007

text messages 1501 - 1550

1501. 3 stages of life: Teens - You have all the time and energy but no money. Workers - You have the money and energy but no time. Oldies - You have all the time and money but no more energy. Enjoy Life!

1502. We used to think that life is a fairytale, full of magic, exciting, vivid. But that was a long time ago, now we know that there's more to life than just "happily ever after." We've learned that we get wiser each day, and no fairy can lead us to happy ending. We decide, we struggle, and somehow w move to understand, that we have the power to make each day better than yesterday.

1503. Prayer: I know you're watching over me Lord and I'm feeling truly blessed. For no matter what I pray for, You always know what's best.

1504. Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one's weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. Good night! God bless.

1505. Then one stupid person, so different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life, you give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day, like say Hi or smile at you, and then, your life isn't your own anymore.

1506. If hearts were made of glass, the world would have ran out of glue a centuries ago. I agree. =)

1507. Why does baby angels serve as cupids? That is to remind us that love never grows old. And why are cupid's arrow directed to the heart? To remind us that true love hurts.

1508. Life is divided into three terms - that which was, which is and which will be. Let's learn from the past to profit by the present, and from the present to live better in the future.

1509. You never leave someone behind, you take a part of them with you and leave a part of yourself behind.

1510. God never takes a day off to love, to care, to guide us in every moment of our lives. May his choicest blessings be with you always. Good night!

1511. Sometimes, fate has a cruel way of putting things together. Maybe, it's better if people just give up when there's no point in fighting for something anymore. When the ship has finally sailed, only a fool would go after it when it's already miles away. But sometimes, it's a lot better to be a fool to go after what we want and need, rather than to regret everything in the end because we never even tried.

1512. Smile. It makes a world of difference. Dance. Who knows when you won't be able to? Cry. Holding those emotions in is bad for you. Kiss. Kisses are one of the most wonderful things in the world. Laugh. What's the point in hiding happiness? Frown. Why not let him/her know you're unhappy? Apologize. You don't wanna lose friends. Hug. There's no better feeling being wrapped up close to someone you love. Live. Because life is everything.

1513. One day, the body asked the heart. The doctor cures me when I'm hurt. But who cures you when you're hurt? The heart answered, I have to cure myself. Maybe that is why everyone has their own way of healing their hearts. They drink, smoke, sing, get angry, laugh and cry. They pour their heart out to friends, go on trips, make themselves busy and love again. But you know what's the worst remedy people often do? They just ignore the pain and pretend not hurt at all.

1514. Great gifts are not found in any store. The best present is stored in the hearts of friends; it has unlimited supply and bears no expiry date. Good day!

1515. A genie appeared to me, gave me an option to make a wish, either to have a good memory, or to have you in my life. I forgot what I've chosen. =)

1516. An interview with God. Man: What surprises you most about humankind? God: That they get bored with childhood, they rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live in neither the present nor the future. That they live as if they will never die and die as though they had never lived. God bless!

1517. It is madness to hate all roses because you got scratched with one thorn, to give up on your dreams because one didn't come true, to lose faith in prayers because one was not answered, to give up on our efforts because one of them failed, to condemn all your friends because one betrayed you, not to believe in love because someone was unfaithful or didn't love you back, to throw away all your chances to be happy because you didn't succeed on the first attempt. I hope that as you go on your way, you don't give in nor give up!

1518. A child in the farm looks up, sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of a faraway place. A traveler in the plane looks down, sees the farm house and dreams of home. That's life, you'll never realize the value of a thing unless it moves away from you. So be happy and start enjoying what you have now.

1519. Three things in life when gone never come back: time, words and opportunity. Three things in life that should never be lost: peace, hope and honesty. Three things in life that are most valuable: love, faith and prayer. Three things in life that are never certain: dreams, success and fortune. Three things in life that make a person: hardwork, sincerity and commitment. Three things in life that can destroy a person: lust, pride and anger. Three things that are truly constant: change, death and God. Good evening!

1520. Carrying a lantern into a forest night doesn't guarantee you'll see all the trees, it only means that you can see a few steps ahead of you, far enough to keep your footing sure. Likewise, as the Lord lights your path, He may not shine all the answers to the shadowy questions in your mind, but He will give you all the light you need to scale life's obstacles with confidence and agility.

1521. Whenever you make me smile, I never miss to put it somewhere in my heart and if ever I find myself lonely, I would scan my heart to remind me of the times I felt important because of you. Take care!

1522. A beautiful story. A girl asked a boy, "Do you think I'm pretty?" He answered, "No." She asked, "Do you want to be with me forever?" He said, "No." She asked, "Do you like me?" The boy said no. She then asked, "If I were to leave you, would you cry?" and again, he replied, "No." She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy caught up with her and said, "You are not pretty, you are beautiful. I don't want to be with you, I need to be with you. I don't like you, I love you, and the moment you leave, I won't cry, I will die."

1523. If ever I'll be gone tomorrow, hope you won't forget the things I did for you even if it's not enough to satisfy you, I just want you to know that in every single thing I did, I've been a true person to you.

1524. You are someone who has always made me feel special. That I still have my worth no matter how unperfect I am. I feel so blessed that I can say, I met my angel even before reaching heaven.

1525. A heartbreak isn't always as loud as a bomb exploding. Sometimes, it could be as quiet as a feather falling, and the most painful thing is, nobody hears it except you!



1526. Kung kuntento ka na sa taong mahal mo, maaayos mo itong letters na ito in 3 words. "EYEMULTOEMPOC" Kapag hindi mo nasagot, means, hindi ka marunong magmahal. Buuin mo, wait ko ha! Note: Answer is YOU COMPLETE ME.

1527. Tulala na ako sa kakaisip sa iyo. Magdamag hindi makatulog sa kakahintay ng text mo. Sabog ako buong araw dahil wala ka sa tabi ko. Anong buhay ito? Addict ako sa iyo. Magkano ba ang isang gramo ng panahon mo?

1528. Kung ikaw ang magsisilbing kandila sa dilim, hindi kita sisindihan! Mas gugustuhin ko pang maglakad sa dilim at matinik kasama ka, kesa makarating ako sa liwanag pero wala ka na!

1529. Isang araw, pwedeng mawala ang pag-ibig na iniingatan mo. Lahat ng saya, mauuwi na lang sa alaala. Lahat ng pangarap, hindi na matutupad. Pero ganun daw talaga, hindi lahat ng hawak mo, sa iyo na!

1530. Mahirap ipaubaya ang minamahal sa iba. Lalo na kapag alam mong hindi mo kaya kapag wala sya. Pero mas lalong mahirap kapag alam mong kayo nga, pero iba naman pala ang nasa puso nya. =(

1531. Hindi ko alam kung bakit ako ganito. Hindi ko alam kung anong ginawa mo. Hindi ko alam kung bakit ikaw ang pinili ko. Pero ito lang ang alam kong totoo. Ikaw lang ang pinahalagahan ko ng ganito!

1532. Minsan, gusto nating sabihing masaya tayo, pero anumang pilit nating maging masaya, hahanapin pa rin natin ang isang bagay na nagpapasaya sa atin. Ewan ko kung ano sa iyo. Sa akin kasi, "Ikaw!"

1533. Hindi madaling maghintay, hindi rin biro magmahal, minsan, akala mo, sya na, minsan, akala mo, ok na. Pero mamamalayan mo na lang, dumaan lang sya para paibigin ka.

1534. Masakit daw umibig, palagi ka raw iiyak, palagi ka raw aasa at maghihintay sa wala. Ganun lang yun dahil kung hindi ka masasaktan, hindi mo malalamang nagmamahal ka na pala.

1535. Minsan, hindi sapat na mahal mo ang isang tao at alam mo na mahalaga ka para sa kanya. Kasi, bago ang lahat, dapat, alam mo ang pinagkaiba ng mahal sa mahalaga lang!

1536. o-0-o Magtataho, top view! Panibagong trend na naman ito!

1537. ) Ginupit na kuko!

1538. (||||||) Gilid ng piso! Side view.

1539. Ano ba ang silbi ko sa iyo? Panakip butas? Huwag mo naman akong itapon kung saan-saan na parang basura. Dahil sa ginawa mo, pinandidirihan ako ng lahat! - Modess.

1540. Quote of the day. Walang malayong kulangot sa mahabang kuko! Hope it touched your life.

1541. Naglalakad ang mag-ama sa siyudad at nakakita ng eroplano. Anak: Tay! Krus! Ang laking krus! Tatay: (binatukan ang anak) Nakita mo nang krus eh! Lumuhod tayo!

1542. Quote for a lifetime: Ang buhay ay parang ako... Masarap!

1543. Even if you have special someone, even if you have other circle of friends, yet, still kulang pa rin di ba? Shocks! Syempre naman. Iba pa rin kapag may "kukote" sa buhay mo.

1544. May isang manok na ubod ng libog. Sa farm, lahat pinatos nya. Baboy, bibe, kambing, pati na rin baka. Kaya sabi ng mga hayop sa manok, "Hay naku manok, mangisay ka sana sa sobrang libog mo!" Isang araw, nakita ng mga hayop ang manok na nakahandusay sa lupa at nangingisay. Hayop: Buti nga sa iyo! Mamatay ka sa libog! Manok: Mga ulol! Hintayin nyo ako! Pagkatapos ko dito sa langgam, yari kayo sa akin!

1545. Minsan, sa buhay ko, nagmahal ako at niloko. Ngayon, bumabalik sya. Well, akala nya, mahal ko pa sya?! Marunong din akong maglaro noh! Leche sya. Ako ang hinamon nya? Pagsabay-sabayin ko pa sila.

1546. Student formula: Konting basa + kopya + kodigo + konting sipsip = PASADO!

1547. Nung mahalin kita, daig ko pa ang natrapik sa EDSA. I can't move on! Oh yeah! Hahaha!

1548. Bumibili: (pasigaw) pabili pong Safeguard!!! Tindera: Huwag kang sumigaw, hindi ako bingi! Ano bang Sim Card? Globe o Smart? =)

1549. Hindi lahat ng green ay masustansya. - plema.

1550. Gumawa si Erap ng letter gamit ang alphabet: ABC = always be careful. DEF = don't ever forget. GHI = go home immediately. JKLM = just keep loving me. NOPQRSTUVW = no one perfectly quite romantic shall treat u very well. Worry si Erap, kasi, 3 letra na lang natitira. Kaya isinulat nya: XYZ - Xee You Zoon!

Contributors:
1501, 1526-1532, 1543: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
1502-1513, 1533-1540: Asha (+63917898***7)
1514-1520: Madame J (+63928625***8)
1521-1525, 1545: Joy (+63910727***1)
1541: Abet (+63917866***0)
1542: 2Phe (+63910863***8)
1544, 1550: Eroica
1546: Zephyr (+63926688***5)
1547: Tsina
1548: Arnel
1549. Mikmik

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Jan 1, 2007

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