Sep 25, 2006

text messages 781 - 820

781. Always maintain a balanced life. Be strong but not rude, humble but not weak, kind but not timid, confident but not arrogant, and best of all, cute, pero kunwari, hindi alam.

782. In life, the greatest handicap is fear, the hardest thing to do is moving on, the most useless asset is pride, the scariest thing to do is change and the greatest mistake is giving up.

783. Mornings are just like paintings. You need an inspiration to get you going, a smile to brighten it up and a message from someone who cares to color your day. Good morning!

784. Have you noticed that the body when split vertically has parts of every organ on both sides except for the heart? This is because the organs were made to be shared, while the heart was made to be given as a whole.

785. If you really love someone, you wouldn't have the heart to hurt that person no matter what it takes. You will always find a way to make her happy, because that is what constitutes love among people. You are overjoyed when you see her happy. That's true love. Seeing happiness in her eyes is enough to prove what love is.

786. You should never look for someone to complete you. A relationship consists of two whole individuals. Look for someone complimentary, not supplementary. - Oprah Winfrey

787. Life is a matter of choice. You can be a doctor who saves lives, a lawyer who defends lives, a soldier who protects lives, or just be yourself, a monster who touched my life. =)

788. You and your best friend planned to have a dinner with your special someone in your birthday. You are so excited and your best friend comes first in your house. You are both so happy and were chatting, watching while waiting for your special someone. It was 12 midnight then and the power went out. The phone rang and you answer it while your bestfriend is looking for a candle. When you answer the phone, your special someone told you that your best friend was in the hospital and was dead. You saw him smiling at you, holding a candle and says, "I will miss you forever, happy birthday!"

789. A sad story: There was a guy who was tired of reading his girlfriend's messages. They were always "I miss you," "I love you". One night while lying in a bed, he received a text message from her. He didn't read it, instead, he went to sleep. The next morning, he was awakened by a call from his girlfriend's mom. She was crying while telling him that his girlfriend was raped and killed just last night. He remembered he got a message from her and so he read it. "Honey, please come and help me, somebody's following me."

790. So many people fail because they don't get started. They don't go. They don't overcome inertia. They don't begin. Remember that you must act now because now is all you have. Tomorrow is reserved for the labor of the lazy. You are not lazy. Success will not wait, if you delay success, it will be wed to another and lost to you forever. This is the time! This is the place! You are the person! Act on this day! Good morning!

791. Life is nothing until it is lived. But it is yours to make sense of, and the value of it is nothing other than the sense you choose. - Jean Paul Satre

792. Sometimes in life, we ask and seek for someone we can have and keep, but there's nothing much you can really do but to wait for the right person whose quest in life is nothing else but to find you too!

793. Sabi nila, karaniwan sa magaganda, tanga. Kasi, karaniwan sa tanga, marunong magmahal, walang expectations, walang paki! Ang mahalaga, mahal, kagaya ko, aminadong tanga! Maganda ako eh, paki nila?

794. Tatlong tanga, nagsisiksikan sa maliit na kama. Tanga1: Pare, hindi tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa. Sa lapag na lang matulog. (Bumaba si Tanga3). Tanga2: Hayan pare, maluwag na, akyat ka na dito!

795. Juan: (galing eskwelahan) Tay! Ang mga classmates ko, zero lahat! Ama: Hahaha! Ang bobo naman ng mga classmates mo! Ikaw? Juan: Magpapatalo ba naman ako? Syempre, zero din!

796. Gf, may tinga sa ngipin. Bf: Love, hulaan ko kung anong ulam nyo kanina! Gf: Talaga? Sige nga, ano? Bf: Tingin ko, Kangkong! Gf: hahaha! weeh... mali! Kahapon pa po yun noh!

797. Amo: Knock knock! Chimay: Who's there? A: Amo mo! C: Amo who? A: Tang*na mo inday! Papasukin mo ako, tanga! C: Tanga ka! Kumatok ka kasi. Hindi isinisigaw ang knock knock! Bobo! Ampota!

798. When you were born, nagalit si Satan, sabi nya: Shit! Another angel! When GMA was born, tumindi ang galit nya and said... "Patay na. Eto na ang papalit sa akin!"

799. We must value each precious moments: Mornings bring hope, afternoons bring faith, evenings bring love and nights bring sex. Sana, palaging gabi na lang no?

800. Dalawang baliw sa mental. B1: Pare, tatakas tayo. B2: Paano? B1: Aakyatin natin yung bakod, tatalon tayo palabas. Sumilip si B2 sa bintana. B2: Pare, malas, hindi tayo makakatakas. B1: Bakit? B2: Walang bakod!



801. Sabi nila, hindi daw kayang bilangin ng tao ang bituin. Bakit nabilang ko? 3,276,791,548. Kung ayaw mong maniwala, bilangin mo kung mali ako. Ulitin mo at baka ikaw lang ang mali.

802. Dad: Anak, ibili mo nga ako ng softdrinks. Anak: Coke or Pepsi? D: coke. A: Diet or regular? D: Regular A: Bote or in can? D: Bote A: 8oz or litro? D: Punyeta! Tubig na lang! A: Mineral or natural? D: Mineral A: Malamig o hindi? D: Tang na! Hampasin kita ng walis eh! A: Tambo o tingting? D: Hayop ka! A: Baka o baboy? D: Lumayas ka! A: Ngayon o bukas?

803. Nang ipanganak ako, meron akong sungay. Maaalis lang daw yun kapag may kaibigan akong mabait. Nang makilala kita? Hanep friend! Nagkaroon pa ako ng buntot! You're the best!

804. Sa isang mumurahing airline. Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner? Passenger: Ano ba ang choices? Stewardess: Yes or no lang po!

805. Are you free tomorrow? Kasi, gusto kitang kausapin! I just want to clarify something! Kung ok lang sa iyo. Meet tayo ng 4:30PM sa harap ng newly opened na Jollibee, sa Lebanon!

806. Madre: Father, ginaw na ginaw ako. Pari: Ako rin sister! Gusto mo bang gawin natin ang ginagawa ng mag-asawa? Madre: Oo father! Pari: Sige, ipagtimpla mo ako ng kape!

807. Mag-ingat sa mga lalaking "Uy ay!" Uy! May kotse, ay! hiram pala. Uy! Gwapo. Ay bungi! Uy galante! Ay, ang daming utang. Uy! Macho, ay! supot pala!

808. Why do cows get pikon after being milked? Kahit sino naman eh! Ikaw na ang gisingin ng 4:00AM, lamasin yung dede mo ng 2 hours, tapos, hindi ka naman pala isesex! Nakakapikon, di ba? =)

809. Umiyak ako kay God before. Tanong ko, "Bakit po palagi akong nalalayo sa mga kaibigan ko?" Niyakap nya ako at sabi nya: "Kasi anak, angel ka at aswang sila, magkaiba kayo ng level!"

810. If there comes a time that you will just wanna sit and cry, tell me. I won't cry with you nor give advice, but I'll be there sitting with you, holding your hand saying, "Yan, Redhorse. Oh, tahan na!"

811. Thought for the day, "Dont think while your mouth is open." Magmumukha ka kasing tanga!

812. Juan: Doc, uminom ako ng Viagra kahapon ng umaga. Till now, matigas pa din. Doctor: Naku, next year pa lalambot yan. Juan: Ha? Bakit? Doctor: Tingnan mo ang expiration, 2007 pa!

813. Sa loob ng sinehan. Bf: Love, ang sarap ng boobs mo, ang daming katas! Uhmm, nakakagigil! Gf: Aray! Bwisit ka, dahan-dahan lang! Pigsa ko yang nasipsip mo! Yuck!

814. A gay was joining the army but came late for the physical examination. The men ahead of him were all naked ready for inspection. He look and shouted, "Dios ko! Maloloka ako! Ano ito? Eat all you can?" =)

815. Good morning, good morning, dahil sa Pampers, ang sleep mo, ang sleep mo, mahimbing. Iwas leak, iwas leak up to 12 hours, masarap, masarap ang gising! Ganado, ganado na matuto. Bulaga, bulaga, yehey! Yehey! Hahahaha! Masarap, masarap ang gising! Yeah! Forward this to 10 friends and see a miracle in 10 days. May himala! Mewon!

816. A story that can be read only by Smart people... *The end* May nabasa ka? Wala, di ba? Ako rin eh, wala! Globe kasi tayo. Kung Smart ka at di mo nabasa, matakot ka!

817. "Magiging star ako!" - Alma Moreno in Bombastar.

818. Limit your sex life. Do it only on days that start with letter T. Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tonight, Tomorrow, Tatorday, Tanday, Taumaga, Tatanghali, Tagabi at Tahapon!

819. Paano if one day, sabi ni Doc, you need a new nose or else, hindi ka na makakahinga. Nagpaopera ka, nang matapos, ask mo kung sino ang donor? May inabot na note, sabi: Ingatan mo ang ilong ko, love, Mike Enriquez.

820. Doctor talking to moms: Mahilig ka sa sweets, so you named her Candy. Mahilig ka sa pera, so you named her Penny. Third mom, tumayo. "Let's go Dick, bago tayo mainsulto dito!"


Contributors:
781-783. Deejayz
784: Irish
785-786, 815-820: Erica
787: Carlo (+639228149229)
788-789. Anonymous (+63918613***0)
790-792. Jamie
793: Joan
794: Major
795: Anonymous (+63916494***9)
796-800: Abet(+63917866***0)
801-810, 812-814. Anonymous (+63920240***0)
811. originally posted at kukote in a jar

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Sep 20, 2006

text messages 741 - 780

741. Let me share this beautiful text: I asked God, "How do I get the best out of life?" God answered: "Face your past without regret, handle your present with confidence, prepare for the future without fear." Then he added, "Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe your doubts and never doubt your beliefs. Life is wonderful if you know how to live." The present is inevitable! Remember the power of God! God bless! Good morning!

742. How generous of God, granting us another day... to prosper, to win a heart, to right a wrong, to make things better and to live life with joy! Have a good day ahead! God bless!

743. A butterfly was in love with a white rose. One day, the butterfly proposed to the rose. The white rose told him that when she turns red, that's the only time she'll love him. The butterfly then fly, cut his body and spread his blood on the rose. The rose turned red and fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly was no longer alive. Love sacrifices are sometimes useless especially if that someone doesn't know how to appreciate. They will come to realize important things when it's already too late.

744. Do you know what makes me happy when you text me? Not your message, but your name that appears when it beeps. Because I miss the sender behind it.

745. As you admire the wonderful things God has made today, remember you're one of them! Wonderful inside and out. You are blessed! You're special! You're loved! Good morning!

746. If my message comes in the wrong time, sorry for the disturbance. And when your phone beeps only to find out na ako lang pala, hope you're not disappointed. Hindi naman siguro masama na maalala kita, di ba?

747. Friendship is not about "kasalanan mo yun." Dapat, "i'm sorry." Not "Nasaan ka ba?" Dapat, "Andito ako." Not "Bakit ganyan ka?" Dapat, "I understand." and not "Sana ganito ka." Dapat, "Thanks kasi ganyan ka."

748. Breakfast advisory: Ang kape ay pampanerbyos samantalang ang gatas ay pampalakas. Kaya huwag uminom ng kapeng may gatas dahil ito ay pampalakas ng nerbyos. Gandang umaga!

749. It is better to have nobody than somebody who is half yours, half there or doesn't want to be there, or is there and then suddenly disappears.

750. News: GMA kidnapped by terrorists. $5 million ransom demand or she'll be set on fire. All donations appreciated... so far, 500,000 liters of gasoline received! Hahaha!

751. A good husband was asked. Do you sleep with other women? He replied: I sleep only with my wife. With other women, I stay awake all the time!

752. Police arrests a prostitute who protests: I am not selling sex! Cop: Then, what are you doing? Prostitute: I'm a saleswoman selling condoms and offering free demo!

753. Heartthrob ba ako? If yes, huwag kang magreply. If no, itext mo sa akin ang tagalog ng toothpaste, cake, roller coaster at ng remote control.

754. One day, a sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac were talking in a psychic ward... Sadist: I'm bored, why don't we torture a cat? Zoophile: Yeah, we'll torture it and then f*ck it! Murderer: We'll torture it, f*ck it and then kill it! Necrophile: We'll torture it, f*ck it, kill it and f*ck it again! Pyromaniac: Yeah! Then, we'll burn the cat! ... Sudden silence... Then, all asked the masochist, "Why he didn't say anything?" Masochist: Meow!

755. Anong tawag sa kuto na nasa ulo ng kalbo? Eh di homeless! Boink!

756. Meron ka na lamang 6 na oras para mabuhay! Kung nais mong magregister muli para patuloy na mabuhay, reply BUHAY. No need to reply kung hindi mo na nais i-extend ang iyong buhay!

757. Doc: What happened to your vag*na? Ang laki! Girl: I was raped by an elephant. Doc: But elephants have small d*cks! Girl: Ampotahnang yun! Fininger muna ako! Shet!

758. Teacher: Ano ang ating pambasang hayop? Nagsisimula sa letter K! Student: Kabayo? Teacher: Mali! Nagtatapos sa letter W. Student: Kabayow? Teacher: Mali, may sungay ito! Student: Demonyong Kabayow?! Teacher: Get out!

759. "Ako, Edward, pinakasalan kita dahil mahal kita, pero pati ba naman mga katulong, dapat kong pakisamahan?" - Sharon Cuneta, Madrasta.

760. Faces in text. :-( naexpired na unlimited. :-D after sex. :-< pretending na demure. :-P pacute na smile. :0 imbyerna sa buhay. %-) bangag/lasing. B-) nakakita ng prospect.



761. Just imagine life without girls. The results... Telephones silent. Malls empty. Shoes and bag industries closed. All mobile companies in loss. No cosmetics. No flowers. No valentine's day. No jewelries. No perfumes. No travelling. Devastated economy. But all men go directly to heaven!

762. Priest (in MalacaƱang): Next Sunday, I'll preach about the sin of lying. To understand more, I want you all to read Mark, chapter 17. (Next Sunday) Priest: How many of you read Mark chapter 17? (Only GMA's hand went up!) Priest (smiled): Mark has only 16 chapters. Let's now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.

763. Why are Egyptian children always confused? Answer: Because after death, daddy becomes the mummy.

764. Friend always understand each other, that's why wem dgrfhb djhgl adho lasofd. Ano? Hindi mo maintindihan? Ako din eh! Friends nga tayo!

765. Sa bakery. Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake. Ale: Bah, sosyal ka! Namamalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake! Ito ang dalawang pandesal. Pulubi: Hindi po pwede, kasi, birthday ko ngayon!

766. Mister: Kapag namatay ka, isusulat ko sa nitso mo, "Malamig nung buhay, mas malamig nung namatay." Misis: Ah, ganon ha! Sa nitso mo naman, ilalagay ko, "Sa wakas, tumigas din!" =)

767. Sa isang haunted historic place. Babae: Baka may multo dito! Guide: Sa tagal nang work mo dito, wala pa akong nakikitang multo. Babae: Whew! Gaano ka na ba katagal nagwowork dito? Guide: 285 years na. Awooo!

768. Minsan, sa dami ng problema, gusto kong umiyak at tumakbo sa malayong malayo, kaso... as usual, tinatamad ako.

769. Sa isang museum... Lalake: Ito bang pangit na ito ang tinatawag ninyong "art?" Ang pangit! Nakakasuka! Painting ba ito? Guide: Hindi po sir. Salamin yan!

770. Globe advisory: Salamat sa paggamit ng Globe Unlimitxt. Ang walang load ngayon ay maaari munang magpagulong gulong at tumalon talon para malibang ang sarili. Salamat.

771. Tatanggalin na ang 26K girls sa Deal or No Deal. Macho men na ang ipapalit na nakasuot lang ng brief na may mga numbers. Kaya ang sasabihin na ni Kris, "Men, open your brief case!" Exciting!

772. Time can heal all wounds, time can give you another chance, time can help you forget, time can let you move on. Dati, ang alam ko lang e time is gold! Improving! =)

773. Wife: Honey, kapag hawak ko ang bote ng softdrinks na ito, naaalala ko ang ex-boyfriend ko. Husband: Eh ako, kelan mo ako naaalala? Wife: Kapag subo ko na ang straw.

774. Saan ka na? Magreply ka naman. Andito kami, naghihintay sa iyo sa may GMA Studio. May taping tayo ngayon sa commercial ng Safeguard. Bilisan mo, ikaw ang germs! hahaha!

775. Man: Ne, anong pangalan mo? GRO: Paquita po! Man: Aba, antigo na yang pangalan mo. Bihira na ang may ganyang pangalan. Sino yung mga kasama mo? GRO: Yung nakaputi, si Pahipo. Yung nakapula, si Pahiga, at yung nakastripe, si Patuwad.

776. Nun: I was raped... what shall I do? Mother Superior: Here, take this calamansi. Nun: Will this ease the pain? Mother Superior: Sipsipin mo! Nang mawala ngiti sa mukha mo, Bwiset!!!

777. Riiiiinnnnnng! Riiiiiiiiiiinnnnng! Kris: Banker? Salamat!

778. Isang gabi, nanaginip ka. May isang batang nadapa, tinulungan mo sya. Nagulat ka nang yakapin ka nya nang mahigpit at sinabi nyang, "Isinilang sana ako kung nagkatuluyan kayo, nice meeting you mommy!"

779. Mahirap magmahal ng patago, kasi baka mahalin ka rin nya ng patago. Kung ganon din lang, wag na kayo magmahalan! Magtaguan na lang!

780. Hirap umibig, hirap din umiyak. Hirap magmahal, hirap din masaktan. Hirap umasa, hirap din mabigo. Pero mas mahirap sa lahat... maligo na walang tabo, tapos pambuhos mo bote ng YAKULT!

Contributors:
741-743: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
744-748: Deejayz
749-760: Erica
761-776: Abet (+63917866***0)
777-778: Carlo (+639228149229)
779-780: Mei

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Sep 14, 2006

text messages 701 - 740

701. Learn to love with all your heart and accept the unlovable side of others. For anyone can love a rose, but only a great heart can include the thorns.

702. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes the wrinkles away. Hope you share a lot and receive a lot of smiles today! Here’s one from me... =)

703. Today, choose to be gentle rather than forceful. If you raise your voice, may it be only in praise. If you clench your fist, may it be only in the fervor of prayer. If you make a demand, may it be only of yourself. A fruitful day be yours!

704. Carrying a lantern into a forest night doesn’t guarantee you’ll see all the trees, it only means that you can see a few steps ahead of you, far enough to keep your footing sure. Likewise, as the Lord lights your path, He may not shine all the answers to your shadowy questions in your mind, but He will give you all the light you need to scale life’s obstacles with faith and confidence.

705. Friendship is a network that needs no recharge! No roaming! No validity limit! No activation! No signal problems! Just don’t switch off our heart.

706. “Having a dream you don’t pursue is like buying an ice cream cone and watching it melt over your hand.” - Frank Papasso

707. God never says, “do this!” “do that!” He never bullies us. Instead, He reaches out for your hand & lovingly says, “My child, I’m here. We will do this together.”

708. Take time to listen to your heart sometimes. You need not to ask yourself who you really love most, but ask yourself who really makes you happy and who makes you feel loved.

709. Dear SOLDIER, I see that you’re tired. I tell you, drop your sword and put down your shield. Why worry about the fight? After all, it’s not your battle. It’s Mine. All you have to do is to be in the battle field. Then against the thousand who tried to destroy you, there I will stand and rescue you. Winning this war requires neither only Me nor only you. But rather, ME and YOU. Just do your best and I’ll take care of the rest. Your COMMANDER, JESUS.

710. I’ve been waiting for the right time to tell you this... it’s like waiting for hours and hours... I know it’s the right time for me to say this. I’m starting to fall... asleep. Good night!

711. God's blessing may come as a surprise and how much you receive depends on how much your heart can believe. May you be blessed beyond what you expect! Good morning.

712. I believe that a man is lucky if he wins the first love of a woman. But the truth is, a woman is luckier if she wins the last love of a man. =)

713. Life is not like a train, that when you miss it, you can say, "I'll catch the next one." Never waste the opportunity to love it and have fun because this joy ride passes just once.

714. All things in life are temporary. If they're going well, enjoy, they won't last forever. If they go wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either. Good morning!

715. I admit that I may not be the best friend for you, or even give you a perfect care. But there's only one thing I can promise... "214" - 2 be 1 of your friends 4ever.

716. At times when you're lonely and have no one to turn to nor a hand to hold on, put your hands together and pray. God is the answer! Hope you don't forget Him! =)

717. There was a blind girl who hate herself because of being blind. She hate everyone except her boyfriend. One day, the girl said that if she can only see the world, she will marry her boyfriend. One day, someone donated eyes to her and then, she saw everything including his boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her, "Now that you can see, will you marry me?" The girl was shocked when she saw that her boyfriend is also blind, and she refused to marry him. Her boyfriend walks away with tears and said, "Just take care of my eyes." =(

718. There are two greatest days in your life, the day you were born, and the day you discovered why.

719. It's an enigma when you fall in love and accept that some good things never last. Suddenly, you'll begin to see yourself as nothing. It's an agony to accept that despite the feelings you have, it's all not enough. But when you love someone, you would do the hardest thing. And yes, it's not going to be easy, but at least you know that what you felt was real.

720. When nice people touch our lives, we see how beautiful and wonderful our world can be. Blessed are those who give us love, nice thoughts and friendship. Good day!



721. Never love someone who would lie to you, who would never show his/her trust and would never ever let you feel you're loved.

722. Don't talk too much when you're mad, you might say things you don't mean to say.

723. Making a decision takes time. Don't rush. Life is like a chess, one wrong move and your game is all messed up!

724. Never let your pride ruin everything. It's better to lose your pride than to lose the love of your life because of your pride.

725. Don't talk when your mouth is full, it might spill out all the kanins and the ulams. =)

726. A day without laughter is a wasted day. - Charlie Chaplin.

727. A true friend stabs you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

728. Never explain. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

729. If you're not curious, it's a sign that you are stupid. - Dr. Frank Crane

730. It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. - Andre Gide.

731. It's never too late to be what might have been. - George Elliot.

732. Today is international day for people with special needs. Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, or occasionally bang your head on a wall. You hang in there, sunshine, you're special! =)

733. My heart says I have to take care of you. I should make sure that no one will harm you. But I just can't always be there for you, so please, konting ingat naman. Alam mo naman na mahal na mahal kita.

734. Bakit ang kaibigan, kapag may problema ka, tutulungan ka? Kapag malungkot ka, nandyan sya? Kapag umiyak ka, papatawanin ka? Kapag may lakad, isasama ka? Pero kapag sinabi mong maganda ka, aangal. Ang labo, no?

735. Minsan, pakiramdam ko, wala na akong ginawang tama. Lahat may mali. Lahat may puna. Pero kapag naiisip kita, masaya na ako dahil sa dinami-dami ng katangahang nagawa ko, at least, sa pagpili ng kaibigan ko, tumama ako!

736. "Hindi mo dapat iyakan ang nakaraan. Isipin mo, bakit sa harap nakalagay ang mata? Iyon ay para lagi mong makita ang hinaharap..." - Nobita's teacher, Doraemon.

737. When life gets stormy, remember to anchor deep. Pray and hold on, don't be surprised if someone comes across the water to give you a hand. Ako yun! Nasa yacht. You know, sosyal kasi... hehehe.

738. "Kung ang kare-kare may puso, tao pa kaya..." - Mama Sita. =)

739. Life is like a box of Chocnuts, you'll never know if it's durog or not! Toink!

740. "Ang mga pasa at bukol na ito ay ebidensya ng kanyang marubdob na pag-ibig. Kapag hindi nya na ako sinasaktan, ibig sabihin, hindi na nya ako mahal, at yun ang aking ikamamatay." - Nova Villa (Super Inday and the Golden Bibe) Pamatay! Nyahaha! =)

Contributors:
701-710: Mei
711-714: Deejayz
715-717: Joan
718-719: Abet (+63917866***0)
720-732, 736-740: Erica
733-735. Anonymous (+63920240***0)

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Sep 5, 2006

text messages 661 - 700

661. Sometimes, if you work hard enough, you can get what you want. But most of the times, what you want and what you get are two different things. Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul. Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole. Sometimes, God sends us pain so we can be stronger. Although we can't have everything we want, we can want everything we have.

662. The important thing is not to be bitter over life's difficulties. We should learn to let go of the past and recognize that everyday won't be sunny, and when we find ourselves lost in darkness and despair, remember - it's only in the black of the night that we can see the stars, and those stars will lead us back home. So, we should not be afraid to make mistakes, to stumble, to fall. Because most of the time, the greatest rewards come from doing things that scare us the most.

663. A cute love story: There was a little boy whose first love was a young girl in a picture which he found and picked from the street. As time went by, he got married, but still kept it. One day, the wife found it and asked, "Where did you get this?" The man said, "I kept that since I was a child, why?" The girl replied, "I lost this picture when I was 9..."

664. Love? Shakespeare explained it thru Romeo and Juliet. Picaso thru his paintings. Lovers thru flowers. But no one beats my bestfriend's style, he explained it to me thru the cross.

665. We don't look for love because it's lonely to be watching movies alone, because it's sad to eat meals on your own, because it's nice to cuddle up with someone on rainy days. We look for love because we want to be accepted, for the sloppy ways we dress, for the clumsy way we eat our meals, for bad hair days and for the simplicity in us. Love is an act of acceptance, that with all our imperfections, we are accepted and loved.

666. Joey said to Dawson in Dawson's Creek, "I fell in love twice, first was with you, second was the person you became when you're already mine..." Sweet noh?

667. There maybe those on earth who dress better or eat better, but those who dream of me sleep better and wake up happier! Good night!

668. If love gets broken, you can look for a new one. If a glass gets broken, you can always buy a new one. But if friendship gets broken, you can never have the same one.

669. In the maze of love, try not to lose yourself, so that when love is no longer willing to stay, you still have the greatest posession and gift that no one could take away... yourself.

670. Once, I asked myself, "Is love a multiple choice test or is it true or false?" Out of nowhere, a voice answered, "Sorry to tell you this, but love is a thousand word essay."

671. Appreciate life itself even though it's not a bed of roses. Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you wish but the appreciation of what you have. Good evening!

672. I love mornings! It makes me think of the value of life, it asks me to live not on yesterday's sorrows nor tomorrow's dreams, but today's blessings! Good morning! Magandang umaga!

673. Sometimes, when you love someone very much, you have to go thru every tear, every heartache, every pain. Because in the end, it's not how you suffered, but how much you loved!

674. We may go seperate ways, live different lives. We might have different interests, do different things, believe in different aspects. But for as long as we believe we're friends, we'll forever be.

675. Don't shield yourself from pain, never fear pain either. Face whatever it is that comes your way. Don't be afraid to stumble and fall, to cry and get hurt. Dread not those helpless moments, when you can't even fight your tears back, and all you can do is stare at something and let time pass. You can only understand happiness after you've felt pain. Life is not fair, it never was, and it won't ever be. All we can do is to live it to the fullest.

676. I've learned that when you plan to get even with someone, you're only letting that person continue to hurt you. I've learned that ignoring the facts do not change the facts. I've learned that the easiest way to grow as a person is to surround yourself with people smarter than you are. I've learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. And I've learned that life is tough, but you can be tougher!

677. Here is a sweet truth: "Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else." Here is the bitter catch: "When you kept on waiting but nobody came, it means that you've already let that one pass you by."

678. A great life is not about routine but doing something rare. To cherish and not to compare. To forgive, not to blame, and to be loving without counting. Laugh at your mistakes but learn from them. Joke over your troubles but gather strength from them. Have fun with your difficulties but overcome them.

679. You can't claim to be good if you've never been tempted to be bad. You can't claim to be faithful if you've never had the opportunity to be unfaithful. Integrity is built by defeating temptation to be dishonest, humility grows when we refuse to be prideful and endurance develops everytime you reject the temptation to give up. Good morning!

680. When life gets difficult, when the tasks become tiring, when you are about to give up, always remember that... the snail got to Noah's ark inch by inch to survive!



681. Facing life's challenges is never easy. We are struggling in many ways. God may not give all the easy ways but He gives all the love we need to carry on. Good morning!

682. Behind my smiles are my kept tears. Behind my jokes are my hidden problems. Hindi man ako laging tunay na masaya, sana, andyan ka lang kapag hindi ko na kaya.

683. Hmm, random question, try mo lang sagutin. Kapag nagpapicture ba ang mascot, ngumingiti din ang tao sa loob? I wonder.. =)

684. Ano ang tawag sa hipon na madalas madisgrasya? Eh di, accident prawn! Ano ang tawag sa mabilis sa pagkain? Fast food! Sa mas mabilis? Fasta! E ang pinakamabilis? Sofas!

685. A couple at the wishing well, husband leans over, made a wish and throws coin. Wife made a wish, but leans too much, falls in and drowns. Husband: Hala, ang bilis naman! =)

686. Minsan, mahuhuli mo akong nakatitig sa iyo! Huwag mo na lang akong pansinin! Sabi kasi ng mama ko, cute daw ako kaya iniisip ko kung anong itsura ng hindi cute!

687. Kapag sinaktan at ipinagpalit ka ng mahal mo at inimbitahan ka pa sa kasal nila, pumunta ka, hawakan mo ang kamay nya at ibulong mo, "Sukob ang kasal mo!"

688. There's no special reason kung bakit ako nagtetext. Gusto lang kitang abalahin, kasi, alam ko na busy ka. And hope to make you smile and say, "Hehehe, si kukote talaga, papansin!"

689. Ngiti ka para mawala problema... ngiti ka kaibigan. Ngiti ka kahit kanino, ngiti lang nang ngiti. Isang paalala mula sa Philippine Mental Hospital.

690. Once in your life, you'll find a friend who's true to you (ako yun!) Kaya never take me for granted (dapat lang!) Never let me go (it's up to you!) Because if you lose me, you can never find me again! (ikaw din!)

691. Boy1: Bakit bad trip ka? Boy2: Tampo sa akin ang utol ko! B1: Bakit naman? B2: Nakalimutan kong birthday nya! B1: Yun lang? Anong masama dun? B2: Masama dun, twins kami! Twiiiinnns!

692. Ang tunay na cute, mahiyain, tahimik at higit sa lahat, makakalimutin. at.. at.. at.. ano pa nga yun? Shocks! Nakalimutan ko na naman. Nakakahiya tuloy.

693. Sa tuwing tampuhan, madalas sabihin, "Sorry, hindi ko sinasadya." "Sensya na, hindi na mauulit." "Galit ka pa ba?" Hindi ba mas masarap pakinggan kung sasabihing "Eto one thousand, bati na tayo ha?"

694. Two boys talking and reached the topic about love. Boy1: Pre, kumusta ang lovelife mo? Boy2: Wala, ganun pa rin. Boy1: Bakit pare? Kayo pa rin? Boy2: Hindi pre, ikaw pa rin!

695. Paano ba ang tamang pagbati sa umaga? Good morning! Luma na. Gud am! Maikli. Magandang umaga! Tagalog, baduy! Alam mo kung anong masarap pakinggan? Eh di, "Hi, cute! Gising na!" =) Smile ha!

696. Sa isang ospital. Lola (may cancer): Doc, anong gagawin nyo sa akin? Doc: Che-chemo lola. Lola: T*ti mo rin! Bastos ka! Walang modo!

697. Nung bata ako, tuwing may kasal, lagi akong tinutukso nina lolo at lola, "Uy, sya na ang susunod." Tumigil lang sila nung may libing at tinukso ko sila ng "Uy, sila na susunod!"

698. Have you experienced doing things that no matter what you do, you just can't? I have. I tried to drink up all the water from the drinking fountain, ang hirap pala! =)

699. It's nice to wake up, and sleep again, di ba?! Good morning!! =)

700. Minsan, nakakapagod maghabol at makipaglaro ng taguan sa taong mahal mo. Pero alam mo, mas nakakapagod at mas mahirap magtaguan lalo pa kung ikaw ang taya sa Mall of Asia! =)

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661-666: Jamie
667-670, 687-688: Anonymous (+63920240***0)
671-674, 689-691: Deejayz
675-677, 698-700: Erica
678-679, 682-685: Abet (+63917866***0)
680: Patty
681: Rho-Anne
686: Anonymous (+63918643***6)
692-695: Tekla
696-697: Carlo (+639228149229)

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